Wearing Pajamas In Public

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People who go out in public dressed in pajamas are cunts. And fucking lazy cunts at that.

I’ve been able to dress myself since I was about three years old, so how is it, other than sheer fucking laziness, that some people think it entirely appropriate to go shopping in their sleep wear? And that’s another question. Do they go to bed in the same PJs they went to the shops in? If so, they’re doubly dirty bastards. That’s the same as going to bed in the outdoor clothes that normal people wear when out and about. And the only time I did that, was when I was on exercise or deployment.

The vast majority of those who engage in this practice are young/youngish women, but today I saw an elderly woman doing it and it was truly a sight that I wish I hadn’t been subjected to. Nearly triggered a bout of PTSD.

So if you’re one of these people…For fuck’s sake, you lazy weirdo bastards. If you’re going out in public, put some fucking outdoor clothes on!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

69 thoughts on “Wearing Pajamas In Public”

  1. I’ve seen them outside a primary school after delivering their brats, standing around smoking fags and gossiping about what trash they saw on the telly last night or the latest loser they’ve enticed to spunk up their overused fannies.
    They are the intentional and permanent “single parent family” so beloved of libtards and do gooders everywhere.
    No fucking shame.

  3. Muslims all do this the world over.
    Cant even be bothered to get properly dressed for special occasions like suicide bombings or stabbing strangers.
    Now the feckless are doing it, council estate mums, even posh slags!!
    Seen a wag jump out of a range rover in pyjamas out in cheshire.
    Bet its comfy though?
    I don’t own jimjams,
    Havent worn them since about 6yrs old.
    A committed racist from a early age.😁

  4. I have a neighbour, youngish sort and she stays in her pyjamas till at least two in the afternoon – if she has to venture out to her drive she will put on a filthy looking dressing gown. I always associate night attire with being ill, and if you wear it during the day you look like an invalid. That said I can imagine Dame Kweer lounging in his smoking jacket and carpet slippers all day, trying to look like Noel Coward, but looking more like Noel Edmonds,

    • Morning WC
      Yes! I too associate jimjams in the day with illness, that and mental patients.
      My Dad hates this beyond all reason, “fuckin lazy bastards, put em in a concentration camp!” He says.
      Being more liberal than father I wouldnt intern them in a camp but would sentence them to penal servitude till the lesson was learnt.
      Only people allowed PJs during daylight hours are
      1)Arthur Dent
      2)Bruce Lee
      3) figgis from ‘only when I laugh’

      • Hef was always in his dressing gown during the day. He dressed down in his dressing gown in his Playboy Mansion. It was normal for him to dress in night attire. It spoke to how relaxed he was. He wasn’t taxed by convention at all.

    • When you say ‘filthy looking dreasing gown’ WCB, I fear you don’t mean a skimpy little number that gives you a brief glance of her gash?

  5. Unless you’re from one of those South-East-Asian cults, wearing pyjamas in public is a sign that you’re an indolent arsewipe who’s given up with life. Mind you tromping about in Ugg Boots is like wearing a massive badge saying, “I am a dirty, poíkey bitch who’d drop her unwashed pants for a bottle of Lidl vodka.”

    • Morning Cap,
      This PJ wearing seems only for the ladies agreed?
      Not seen any blokes doing it?

      • Morning Mizzers
        The blokes’ version is trakky bottoms, isn’t it. No thought required and the smell promotes social distancing.

      • Seems to be doesnt it?
        Dont own tracky bottoms either, remind me of questionable PE teachers!😂

      • I can always imagine the studio audience for those “live” daytime TV shows like Loose Wimmin and the Jeremy Kyle Show being told pyjamas and trackie bottoms was dress code to get into see the programme. A smell of stale piss, sweat and skidmarks pervading the air.

      • Trakky bottoms are only worn by the Chav Army and by Eastern Europeans in conjunction with leather jackets, I believe it is the Romanian National Costume.
        If I ever wear trakky bottoms you have my permission to shoot me in the face with a sawn off shotgun because I will have gone senile and not know what I am doing.

      • Reminds me of the local Wetherspoons where the dress code is shell suits and shoes

      • Blokes don’t wear pyjamas, do they?

        I wear the same t-shirt worn during the day, nothing else.

        PS: Has anyone else noticed that ‘pyjamas’ is spelt incorrectly in the nom?

      • I once saw a young bloke in Morissons wearing tartan PJ bottoms and a leather biker jacket, he looked a right cunt.

  6. Walked to my local caff yesterday for some brekkie. Saw a woman come out of her house in a dressing gown (I assumed pyjamas underneath) crossed the road and walked down a few houses and then knock on a neighbour’s door. Whatr the fuck!

  7. I wish I could live in a dressing gown all day but I have that social obligation – working for a living.

    One quirk of my Army career is my dislike of beards (sorry MNC). But more on wanky millenial soy boys for whom it is the only indication that they’re male.

    • No offence Sarge,
      Know beards arent to everyones taste.
      Those soyboy bumfluffs make me laugh, gust of wind could remove them.
      Need Fiddlers tree services for mine.☺

      • TT MNC@ – dreadful news Sir – I have shaved (eventually) off my enormous Viking beard, it was devastating but a certain naughty young lady from Home Bargains likes me clean shaven before being granted entry to the otters pocket!
        Naughty Fox! 😄😄👍👍

      • Once shaved mine of Foxy, like a little boiled potato staring back at me in the mirror!
        Immediately set about regrowing it.
        Most birds dont like beards truth be told, but some go bananas for them!!
        All the same to me, been dead from the waist down last 20yrs.
        😁😁

      • Afternoon Miserable, posters of ZZ Top, Jesus and Brian Blessed in your room growing up?

      • Them designer stubble wearers?!!!
        Naw.
        Or that bum fluff embarrassment bin laden.
        Missus has a better beard than that puff.😁

  8. Quite agree…only the other day I saw several of the lazy bastards in pyjamas and dressing-gowns sitting gossiping in the sun..I was.of course,outraged. I walked across and told the idle malingerers that they should get off their lazy arses, tidy themselves up and get a fucking job…. if that Nurse hadn’t come out and told me that visiting hours at the Hospital were over, I’d have tipped the indolent buggers out of their wheelchairs.

    Fuck Off.

  9. Whats the fucking point of pjs anyway? How can you possibly wear that in bed without sweating your nuts off?

    • It does rather put things into perspective. I’d currently be happy with £23, never mind £23m.

    • We have to stop knocking the rich, it’s hard work having ‘loads of money’, feeling guilty every day is a real burden.
      Harry ‘No Balls’ and Meghan ‘Poor Me’ need loads of money to fight court cases against the nasty press.

  13. Is that Alyssa Milano in the pic? The mare that started #MeToo, although as a Hollywood starlet she must have handled more knobs than a hotel doorman!

  14. My local Tesco’s has numerous Mums who follow the Baby P school of mothering method. Pyjamas covered in stains, kids called Treblinka, Levi , Chardonnay. These mums waddle around like a hippos screaming to their kids and carrying some half breed mutant in thier over used baby oven.
    Cunts of the highest order.

      • “Treblinka, ya dinner’s ready!”
        “Wot we ‘aving?”
        “Chicken nugget ‘n’ sausage burgers.”
        “Wot, again?”
        “Sha’ up an’ fetch your sisters, Dachau ‘n’ Belsen.”

  15. It’s mainly that sub group of British that have been encouraged to take root over the years by our caring libtard industry.
    No need to get a job or have any self respect. Just shag at random and have kids you’re entitled to have because you’re worth it.
    And Freddie’s right. They never look like the girl in the header phito.

  16. I used to see this quite often when I used to live in Brum, especially commuting into my place of work, which involved having to go through some right shithole districts like Sparkbrook and Tyseley.

    While waiting at lights or stuck in a traffic jam, I would see some half-baked mother and her 3 or 4 little brats following her, walking up the high street to the local mini-mart, all dressed in their nightgowns or onesies and slippers. (One of the kids looked like she’d shit herself given the skidmark up her PJ bottoms!)

    And yet no one batted an eyelid, or gave two shit about this undignified sight at 7 in the morning.

    And more annoyingly, here I was heading off to work for another 8 or 9 hour shift day in day out, and ending up paying almost £11,000 in tax & NIC per annum, to pay for cunts like her and many other lazy feckless cunts!

    • I dreamt I caught and bowled Warney last night. What the fuck was that all about? I haven’t followed cricket for years.

  18. Well admin, it looks like you’ve managed to find a picture of a Rolls Royce here for an article about Vauxhall Novas. This little minx looks nothing like the fucking peasants who drop off their grotty little urchins at the local primary school every morning.

  20. I saw a family in the supermarket, 1 in jim jams and dressing gown, another in a pink onesie, family chav!
    Ugh boots, so called because they’re uggly and only worn because it was a fashion bandwagon, an emporers new clothes sort of pavlovian response by fools.
    Rupert Bear has a lot to answer for, the hirsute, ursine cunt.

  21. It all depends on who is in the pyjamas, the caption girl gets my vote, she is obviously popping out to the shop to get her blokes breakfast, then back home and jump back into bed for the morning shag.

  22. We see this all the time in Cardiff, especially in Asda and Tesco, there is nothing worse than some inbred,lazy, white trash slapper with her stained and skiddy pm,s on bending over to get her so box of slim fast off the bottom shelf.
    Fucking hell its only Brit tarts that do this, this is what happens when you can’t be arsed to top yourself….
    Life for these plebs is about doing as little as possible, but these are also the same cunts who say I’m bored or skint…..get a life twats

  23. You never see some tasty tart in a skimpy little number with her tight fur burger hanging out, it is always some butt ugly pikey hippo in the shop buying 20 fags and some Redbull.

  24. Which social class does this scum fall into? They’re certainly not working class cos they don’t fucking work. You never used to get all these fucking peasants everywhere when I was growing up in the 70s/80s. Don’t know what’s happened to this once fine country of ours, makes me wanna cry.

  25. This is a truly repulsive sight. I once spent a weekend with a cousin who lived in a pleasant leafy suburb. I woke on the Sunday, bright and early, opened the curtains and was almost about to burst into “Oh what a beautiful morning..” when I saw a fat slag and her equally slaggish fat daughter standing outside the house opposite, swathed in enough yards of pyjamas and dressing gowns to make a big top circus tent. They were swigging tea from bucket-sized mugs, blowing smoke into the balmy summer air and cackling like witches, oblivious to people passing by. Put me off my breakfast. Slutz of the first order!!!

  26. Wearing pajamas in public? It’s the kind of thing a lazy dirty feckless Frenchman would do!
    These ghastly hags tend to congregate, innit, where I live – they are “not attractive”.
    And if these harridans can assault peoples eyes with this then why the fk can’t I walk around naked with a massive hard on?
    As I often ask the Police..

  27. WTF is “Pajamas” spelt with an A?
    That’s the American spelling. It should be PYJAMAS.
    My piss is boiling now as I’m lying here in my smoking jacket.
    There are too many American spellings creeping onto this site.
    The one that annoys me most is replacing ‘s’ with ‘z’ as in ‘organize’.
    Fuck off!

  30. Pyjamas? Only if you are ill, along with Lucozade – everyone knows that!
    Never owned a pair, but do have a pair of tracksuit bottoms (saves getting oily off the bike chain and much more practical for indecent exposure!) 😄👍
    I see the esteemed Sir Fiddler as more of a paisley dressing gown, monogrammed pajamas and a tassled smoking cap Man – standards must be maintained!

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