Air Bridges

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Sorry. This might seem trivial compared with other Earth shattering cuntings.
But this really gets up my chuff.

They are not Air Bridges, they are flights. You get on an aeroplane, a big metal tube with wings sitting on foldy up wheels, you sit down. Then the big metal tube takes a short run and leaps into the air. Hours later the reverse happens, and you are there.

Why do they have to keep fucking up the good English language with trendy shite.
Next on Spring Watch – Here come the swallows just off their Air Bridge from Spain.
Donald Trump just off Air Bridge One.Controversy over some sleb taking Private Air Bridge to speak at we-are-all-going-to-die climate conference unless the plebs stop using Air Bridges.

Just stop it. Or I shall be forced to swear.

Nominated by: Fud-man

21 thoughts on “Air Bridges”

  2. It’d be splendid if the air bridges from Eastern Europe and muzlím cuntries were closed down as they seem to he the busiest, especially one-way trips.

    Good nomination. Air Bridges. What shitty euphemisms will be next?
    Invisible Carbon footprint (somebody who walks)
    Vanity collection supervisor (Meghan Mockles)
    Knife-journey facilitator (any follower of íslam)

    • I saw soy boy Harry Hewitt doing some piece to video about being sorry for our Imperialist (and, thereby no doubt racist, past). What a fucking cuckolded cunt he his. Hope he never darkens our shores again – although he’ll probably rock up on Dover beach in a dinghy with his little half-c@ste monkey kids.

      • “Oh gosh…um…yeah, we rully have to try to…you know….umm, recognise the um, injustice and you know, inequality with the Commonwealth over the yars and to…gosh rully try to do something about it.

        I say, was that alright Meghan?
        Gosh thanks.

        Yar, could you release my balls now.”

      • Afternoon El Cap, the Prince of Soy did have the look of an ISIS hostage desperate for approval from his captor….er wife.

      • Indeed, Liquors. What with the occasional passive-aggressive, sneering glare from his mistress, he looked like a man with his growbag in a clamp.

  3. Quarantine exemptions….. seems logical, especially when travelling from Paris to London via Eurostar, Air Bridge? Or Ferry from Calais to Dover, Air Bridge?

    Makes sense, Blanket Quarantine and exemptions given as appropriate. Fucking Air Bridges Indeed, what a load of shite.

  4. Islamabad to Manchester flies over our house all the time. Or is it Covidabad?

    • This is a quite recently invented term isnt it?
      Only last 2 weeks ive heard this.
      Not sure why people want to travel abroad when at anytime soon they might go back into lockdown citing a’ second spike’and end up trapped there.
      Although I dont understand going abroad anyway, virus or no virus.
      Is Air Jeff Bridges kid?

      • “Air bridges”? What nonsense – does that mean that ships are sea bridges? – And as any good Englishmen knows the only time you should go abroad is with a tin helmet and a Lee Enfield resplendent with bayonet! 😄

  5. I know of only one such “Bridge” and that was the Berlin Corridor. I don’t understand this concept of “Air Bridges”, it simply sounds a crock of illusionists shite.

  6. Afternoon all.
    Off topic.
    Just saw that prize cunt Steve Bray standing behind a news reporter on the news and waving a Brexit Extention placard.
    Obviously being funded again.

  7. Good cunting. The stoopid phrase has irritated me also.

    More like a fucking load of old Air Biscuits.

  8. Sounds cool that doesn’t it. Unlike my term for undocumented and non-reciprocal travel without restrictions that this country has been ‘enriched’ with for years facilitated by the same cunts up there in charge.

    I will now refer to flights containing unwanted ‘Stans’ that have flushed their i.d. down the planes bog and overladen rubber dinghies that sadly didnt sink in the fucking channel as…
    ‘Shit Bridges’

    I wonder if that trendy new term would be approved by our masters. Cunts.

  9. Furlough
    Air Bridge
    Bubble
    Self isolating
    Flatten the curve
    Shielding
    Lockdown
    Second wave
    Test, Test, Test (my fucking patience yeah!)

    All fucking newspeak to condition us with, the cunts won’t stop until 1984 has been achieved, remember cunters, ignorance is strength!

  10. Top cunting. I had hitherto thought this was a literal term for a new fancy hi-tech, eco-friendly bridge suspended in the air that allowed a person to travel from one place to another. Instead, it’s a figurative term meaning to fly to another destination by aircraft from the UK, as per the government’s binding agreement with another country. Misleading as it comes. Fuck of!

    • air corridor it should be… but no air bridges…building bridges see…go for the inspirational metaphor

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