Racial pandering

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This re-branding of good staple honky dietary intake should be cunted for one simple reason the company has chosen to make shit loads of money for years and not a prick of “conscience” before the BLM outrage. fuck off Uncle Ben I’m buying my rice from Hong Wong Exotic foods and bat shop from now on.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Creature Cuntforts

As one esteemed member of this site so appropriately summed it all up in a nutshell “Never have so few been so pandered to by so many” although I’m not sure I’m allowed to say ‘panda’ as they’re black and white I might be accused of ‘racial stereotyping’….

On a daily basis, my piss is boiling over. Yesterday they announced that Uncle Ben’s Rice is to get a new logo because the black faced gentleman they’ve been using since forever is ‘racially offensive’. However, according to the Uncle Ben’s website, the name was first used in 1946 in reference to a black farmer known as Uncle Ben who excelled in rice-growing. The man depicted in the logo is a “a beloved Chicago chef and waiter named Frank Brown.”

Cecil Rhodes statue is to be removed from Oriel College Oxford but even though the college has shamefully caved in, the protestors say they will continue to protest. If you want to know what Rhodes was really about, read this in the Mail by Daniel Hannah.

And then to round off the day, Netflix and Sky decide that they will be proceeding the showing of movies with warnings that they contain racial stereotyping and references which some viewers may find offensive.

Here’s some of the films in question : Lawrence of Arabia, The Jungle Book, Dumbo (really??), Flash Gordon, Aladdin.

Why Aladdin? Well it’s apparently because all the voice overs on this particular cartoon were done by white actors. You couldn’t make this shit up.

Sky then go a stage further with a whole new section on their service : “Black lives matter. Learn more about racial injustice and the Black experience in America with this collection of films, series and documentaries.”

I’m not a racist. To me #AllLivesMatter not just the black ones. But I do notice that when the racism is mentioned on the media, it’s always whites oppressing blacks. We’ll ignore when it happens the other way around – such as when a coloured man is jailed for 8 years for modern slavery offences against desperate and homeless white men. It’s just not newsworthy is it?

BLM are on the whole a bunch of opportunists. The hardcore radical activists that cause the trouble are spawned from the Black Panther movement. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the many videos where they are giving the Black Panther closed fist salute.

All over the world, people are falling for this bullshit.

The best way to deal with all this is to ignore it. Racialism in the south of the USA and in the UK are different animals. Call out the nonsense when you see it and if there is a real injustice being done, then hit it with the full force of the law whatever the colour of the perpetrator. If there are riots or civil unrest fermented on the back of it, then wheel out the water cannon and the riot police…

Nominated by Dioclese

122 thoughts on “Racial pandering”

  1. Uncle Bens can fuck right off!
    Dont eat that shite anyway, rice is for 3rd world types not Englishmen!
    Oh sorry if feeling adventurous Ill eat rice pudding or rice krispies but thats as ethnic as I get.
    The old black guy (uncle Ben) who wants that cunt mauling their dinner anyway?
    Probably had his fingers in the housekeeper from Tom and Jerry.
    Uncle Bens a uncle Tom
    Fuck him.

    • Rice Krispies MNC? Fucking hell you really are a racist.
      Can’t remember who it was I saw recently who said RK’s are racist ‘cause there’s 3 white kids on the packaging so she refuses to eat them. Sadly, I’m not making that up.

      • Ok they’re elves but they’re white elves not Dark Key elves or alphabet people elves or peaceful elves but privileged white elves, ergo they are wayciisttt…

      • Evening KK!
        It was some mad black woman wasnt it?
        Take your pick, all look the same to me…😁😁

      • It was indeed. However, re your last point I’d happily have a right old go on Candace Owens!

      • No MNC, she is a Dark Key but supports the old Trumpage and thinks this BLM shit is bollocks. Look up her, sorry I mean look her up.
        Actually I was right first time!

      • Piqued my interest KK.
        Googled her, ive seen her before, she talks a lot of sense, saw her on some news thing and found her opinions refreshing!
        Rather than play the victim.
        More black people like Candace racism wouldnt be a issue.
        Dont fancy her though.
        Shes yours pal!👍

      • Didn’t they say Coco Pops are racist? You can see who the real bigots are if the first thing they think of when they see a cartoon monkey advertising a children’s breakfast cereal is a black person.

        I still have a Robertson’s Jam gollywog from years ago, if I used social media and could be bothered, id post pictures of him around town, maybe shopping, on the bus or having a flat white in Costa Coffee.

      • She does indeed talk sense Missers, that’s probably why you never see her on the idiot box.

      • If you could please pose it prone, with action man LA cop kneeling on his neck, I am certain that I would not be the only isac’er purchasing copies for friends , as a Chrimbo card.
        Actually make mine just the one copy, as a cunt, I have no friends😂

      • So much for the Milky Bar Kid then, he could only be realistically portrayed by an Aryan Hitler youth

    • Fuck Netflix Sky and all the rest. Get your white privileged harrises and decent Android Box and watch whatever you want for fuck all. Including some very interesting Frankie Vaughn.
      Thank me later peeps.

  4. I agree about rebranding-BLM should be called The Black Panthers
    Labour Party-National Socialists
    Lib-dems-The cast of the Monster Munch adverts
    Scottish Nationals- The Flumps.

    Cunts

    • ‘The cast of the Monster Munch adverts
      Scottish Nationals- The Flumps’.

      Thank you. I just snorted out my beer because of that.

      • Budweiser. A very blond beer with Aryan undertones.

        Its the only thing that doesn’t give me a hangover.

      • Good choice. Last week I purchased several “Dark Ales” from Twatsbury’s. I left them in the fridge to chill-imagine my consternation, upon returning to retrieve one a while later, whereupon I discovered the cooked chicken devoured, the brown sauce elevated to the top shelf, the milk, mayonnaise and gammon on the shelf underneath, tipped sideways and my jar of Robinson’s jam toppled and lying smashed in the bottom of the fridge.
        Bastards!!!😠
        Lesson learned-pale ale only from now on😉

  5. All this is pissing people big time. It will not resolve racism, it will cause more division and tension.

    • That’s what the people running all this shit want. Division and tension gives them a free hand, although I have no idea to what end.

      • What these berks dont understand is this extreme right they always go on about, the proper wild eyed neo nazi types, they WANT a race war! They WANT the breaking of society,
        They WANT mass civil disobedience.
        Because this shite BLM and Antifa they see as prooving them right all along.
        Nothing is ever just black and white (except BWC)
        They will be the odd decent person in BLM and the odd decent person in the Neo Nazis,
        But they’re just a small voice and the hot heads call the shots.
        Sooner or later this is going to explode, and it’ll be ugly.

      • You have summed up a certain philosophy very nicely mnc. Helter Skelter – Charles Manson.

      • Evening Cuntstable.
        Yeah its true, theyll be rubbing their hands together thinking one step closer to ‘Helter Skelter’ cleaning their rifles and buying fertiliser for the coming ‘struggle’.
        Mad cunts.
        Madness everywhere you look at the moment.
        You well Boyo?👍

      • Except ‘Helter Skelter’ was supposed to conclude with whitey being wiped out… all except for the Manson Family that is, who would wait out the race war in a secret city underneath Death Valley and emerge once the blacks had won to rule them, because, as the vision went, the blacks would be incapable of running the world themselves. 😀

      • Sounds plausible.😁😁
        You well Ruff?
        Mansons post skelter world would of been a bit like Chaz in seattle.
        Its only been going a week, 3 shot, a rape, load of crime, early days
        Sure its lovely behind the barricades.

      • I’m in the pink thanks Miserable. You ok?

        Me and Lady C. are currently living the life of Riley in a secret city beneath Death Valley…

      • Ive loads of work on Ruff, not in debt, but im to hot.
        I hate hot weather, no fun humping heavy furniture/ pianos when its humid.
        Wish itd rain.
        Wish it was overcast,
        Maybe a bit of snow..sigh😕

      • I know its hot Miserable but Boris hasn’t mentioned lifting restrictions on flashing and streaking yet or outraging public decency in town centre water fountains. Not long now mate.

      • This weather makes my pecker droopy LL .
        Dont wanna waste a viagra on flashing, to hot for a mack so would be a light nightie, and to humid to run off!
        Strolling casually off after showing someone a flaccid cock in a nightie?
        All the funs gone.
        Wish BLM would blow up the sun.

      • Helter Skelter. A top track.

        I am sure that Macca shouts ‘Look out! Cos she’s a cunt!’

        Yoko Fucking Ono, I presume?

  6. I never even noticed the old boy on the packaging. Probably just like a billion other people.

    Its fucking rice! Lets not overthink this now.

  7. Let the cunts do what the fuck they want.
    Put Chairman Mao on the front of every item from baby food to tea cakes.
    No that’s racist to The Yellow Peril.
    Pol Pot then.
    Fuck off.

  8. There is a president for this. In the seventies Idi Amin ordered the Ugandan post office to remove HM the Queen’s likeness from the country’s stamps due to our continued imperialist attitude.
    In retaliation the Foreign office instructed R R Robinson and sons to remove his portrait from their jam.
    True story.

    • My grandad loved Idi Amin!
      Would sit and howl with laughter when he was on the news, tears rolling down his cheeks!☺
      Think my grandad saw Idi in his gold brocade and hundreds of medals, barking orders and being demanding as some sort of PG tips extended advert, think he thought it was a act.
      Good old Idi!
      Thanks for the laughter

      • Idi Amin almost had as many medals as The Cunt of Edinburgh.
        He also had a certain sense of style, in that he would eat his enemies for lunch.
        I liked him.
        Evening MNC.
        Evening all.

      • Evening Jack!
        Hot as uganda here at the moment!😢
        Idi also fed enemies to the crocodiles in the Limpopo river, so was kind to animals,
        No ones all bad!!
        Pol pot, the killing fields, but always remembered Mothers day!
        I take as I find me Jack,
        Some people didnt like Noriega but he made a lovely omelet.

  9. The American bitch moaning about Rice Krispies and the white Kids on the box was also moaning about Coco Pops having a monkey on the box. Yes they are pandering to the cow.
    Meanwhile some bitch Mayor in some city wants the word “Chief” banned as in “Chief of Police” and “Chief Finance Officer.” This is because it might cause offence to Native Americans despite the fact that no cunt has complained. White middle class libtards finding offence on behalf of others to make themselves more virtuous. Here’s another one that’s been rumbling for a few years…….Washington Redskins, Kansas City Chiefs, Atlanta Braves. Oh. …. the offence! Libtards are on the warpath about this…….oh shit, what have I said?? Oh no, they’ll be coming to get me!

  10. Want an early evening piss boiler? Check this shit out. There is actually a story amongst the mainly ads.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8451809/Afghan-refugees-sue-Home-Office-unlawful-conditions-immigration-removal-centre.html

    Apparently it’s a removal centre. Not very good, as it doesn’t seem if any cunt who goes in there gets removed.
    Scumbag lawyer getting the big bucks , the detainees won the lottery, thanks to her, they look set to get a rollover.🤬

    • Cleanse with flamethrower three times a day until all signs of infestation cease.
      Super.

    • The case for the defence…..

      No one invited you to come here, here is a plane ticket to Kabul, now fuck off.

  11. It seems a chap has owned up to the ‘White lives Matter’ banner at the footy last night (via Arsebook).

    The media have already revealed his name, his girlfriend’s name, where they live, their jobs and the fact the lad had his photo taken with Tommy Robinson once upon a time.

    I fully expect both of them to lose their jobs within the next 24 hours and to pretty much become hunted figures and have no chance of future employment.

    If only he’d put ‘Kill the honkies’ instead.

    • I like the way this guy, Jake Hepple replied by saying on Fuckbook :-
      ‘I’d like to take this time to apologise… to absolutely f****** nobody!’

    • Didn’t Robinson once go by another name? Sure I’ve seen it mentioned.

      • Oh sorry CC got it wrong, ‘stormzy’ is actually
        Michael Ebenazer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr Which makes Michael Ebenazer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Sr
        a right cunt.

    • Lancashire Police are investigating, to see if any crime has been committed.
      If it’s an offence to display a slogan saying Whie Lives Matter, then it must also be an offence to display one saying Black Lives Matter.
      Lancashire Police are fucking wankers. This is the force that allowed a bunch of pikeys to take over Thwaites brewery on a Bank Holiday weekend and trash it. They claimed to be too busy to do anything.
      I cunted them for it at the time , but the cunting was rejected.
      They are fucking useless.
      Get To Fuckity Fuck.

    • Bloody fair play to them about time the human race put its head above the parapet….. what better way to say ‘We are sick of seeing this black lives matter shit’
      I hope they don’t get screwed over but if they do and someone sets up a crowd fund to support them I will chip in fore sure!

      BLM can fuck off!

  12. Rice is peasant food, saw Charlie Williams in the 70s in Sailsbury (not the one in Wiltshire), it’s great seeing him years after his death on the Uncle Bens packets, anyone who wants him removed is obviously a white supremacist!

    • This uncle ben shit storm reminds me of Dawn butler going nuts because mr oliver had the nerve to cook jerk chicken. Its ironic, the poor bloke was trying to be inclusive.

  14. I havent eaten Uncle Ben’s for Years. I get Tilda basmati as it’s good with curries.

  15. Why don’t they just give Uncle Ben a new identity ? Uncle Tom perhaps ? Just a thought .

      • I always have a few packs of Third Reich Rice in the cupboard. It’s so versatile, it travels well, cooks well, and has a shelf life of a thousand years.
        Pop some in your bag …….Today !
        ( Available from all good, racially certified grocery shops )
        Get To Fuck.

  16. I’m glad they’re taking that old Dark-Key off the rice packets.I hope they get round to that Tony the Tiger on the Frosties box next…my distant relative and renowned Big Game Hunter, “Dodo-Decimator’ Foxchaser-Fiddler was killed by a tiger and then eaten by his Dark-Key Bearers…you can probably imagine my distress when I’m doing my shopping and see the grinning old tarry-toot “Uncle Ben” and that preening “Tony Tiger” eyeing me with a look of triumph.
    What about my feelings ?

    Those Cunts Snap,Crackle and Pop can Fuck Off too….who wants to look at three Warwick Davises across the breakfast table….nasty grabby little hands,oversized heads,bandy legs….you just know that they’re waiting for a chance to stab you and steal the family silver.

    It’s a fucking disgrace.

      • Too busy. Fucking knackered. Got a new dog too, only a pup, so all fun and games.
        How are things with you Dick ? You busy ?
        Looking forward to the pub ?

      • Aye,reasonably busy.

        Can’t think that the Pub’ll be much excitement if we’ve got to book in and then follow all their guidelines.

    • Dick good evening, not too harsh on the short arses, they have a use, when ferreting or chasing a fox out of its lair you can always send the viscous little fuckers in first, it saves the houndmaster a lot of trouble the poor hounds need a rest..good evening

    • Now, now Dick. Don’t be defeatist. It will all be quite simple ……
      Regaled in your finest Country Attire, go to pub.
      Download app.
      Glare malevolently at yokel sat in corner seat, until he Fucks Off.
      Take seat.
      Order beer via app.
      Keep pressing ‘More Beer ‘ option from app menu.
      Tell anyone who gets too close to ‘ Fuck Off ! ‘
      Keep pressing ‘ More Beer ‘
      Get tanked.
      Belch / fart loudly as you stand, pronouncing ‘ That’s me done ! ‘
      Leave pub, twirling your Blackthorn shillelagh, as a warning to the two footpads who have had you under observation, ( Northumberland is full of thieves and vagabonds, it’s a fucking disgrace )
      On arriving home, select favoured Fray Bentos pie, from extensive stock.
      Give it the Unkle Terry treatment.
      Enjoy a glass of Bushmills.
      Eat pie.
      Nod off in front of dying embers in favourite wing backed chair.

      Lovely.

      • If I were a god, there’d be an awful lot of retribution going on. I’d probably get quite carried away.
        They’d have to change the name of this site to ‘ Was A Cunt ‘
        Evening Sid.

      • The very suggestion !
        You’re short on Steak and Kidney, by the way.
        Morning, Dick. 😀

  17. Has anyone seen the hysteria to day about the banner and football match?. Burnley club and players all condemning, inquest into who planned it and the local airfield co-operating saying that banners cannot be flown unless vetted. What the actual fuck is going on?! I had to see it on the BBC today and felt so sick and angry I had to put my lunch in the fridge and go for a walk. Only white man out today which didn’t fucking help.

  18. Uncle Ben looks like uncle bill Cosby, the sort of spook that fiddles around with good old southern young ladies, a rope and a burning cross and a tall tree will sort out that spookery

  19. Incredible all this, isn’t it? I am one of the most open-minded and laid back guys you could ever wish to meet, but this is actually getting ridiculous and a genuine cause for concern. This movement, ironically, is creating a febrile environment for hatred and division, rather than love and unity. And it’s no surprise, since the social and political landscape here in Blighty is getting progressively worse and more absurd with each passing day. I mean, rice and its innocuous logo, for fuck’s sake! Every fucking single day there is something that offends, or has offended, these chancers. There is still a strong enough pro-British contingent in this country to muster up a real opposition to this entire woke disease, but I’m not too sure wether the damage is already done and the disease is too far embedded in our nation’s collective psyche and mindset. It seems the purging of history is continuing unabated and nothing is off limits in terms of pandering to these cunts. It started with blackboards in the noughties and has gathered apace since then. But, then again, the writing was on the wall during New Labour’s tenure between 1997 – 2010, when they implemented their expansive economic migration policies during said tenure. Wankers!

    Oh, also . . . most of you are probably aware of this, but for those of you who aren’t:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2020/creative-diversity-commitment

    • St Gary of Lineker wont be giving up his MOTD ‘job’ and fat salary to a black presenter though or his side line in flogging crisps to a goat fiddler.

    • I once got accused of being laid back and open minded.
      Turns out they meant small minded & petty!
      We didnt half laugh!
      Great days, and people slag off the Hitler youth..

    • Sarpong? Director of Creative Diversity? What an absolute fucking load of bollocks. She’s a race baiting, commie sack of shit and they’re giving her 100 mill of my money to piss up the wall? Fuck that. Fuck the BBC, no more cunting money from me.

      • She is a regular on ‘The Pledge’ on Sky News and thinks yapping the loudest wins the argument. I don’t know how Nick Ferrari controls himself especially with Afua Hirsch and Bojo’s cunt sister on there too.

    • Problem is most of these diverse sorts are hardly likely to pay the licence fee in the first place so why pander to them.

      • Bit off topic Corners but I’m thinking of shifting me and the lads out of this Midland sewer, what’s the deal in getting a Cornish Passport these days?

    • ‘Diverse’??? Do they not watch the shite they produce??? Every fucking show is like a United fucking Nations meeting with a (usually ethnic) wimmin in charge. And if you believe every fucking advert, everyone’s in a mixed fucking race relationship. The BBC? I wouldn’t give the steam off my piss. Which is reaching critical mass quicker by the day.

  20. Serious racism was virtually extinct in Blighty, up until 1997 when Satan Cunt Blair and his trained demons resurrected it for political gain.
    Fuck them all to Hell…

  21. He’s coming home, he’s coming home, he’s coming Cosby’s comjng home. That’ll shake the metoo lot to their vegan core

  22. The more you browbeat someone like with this BLM, the more people will turn against it and turn violent in some instances. With the UK economy opening up in a fashion, I predict aggro in city and town centres especially when the boozers start opening up again. The blue touch paper is the Black Power salute. Are they thick or do they actually want it to create a new race war like the USA in the 60’s? Mass unemployment will add another ingredient to the mix when we all see the white man becoming a second class citizen. Stupid, arrogant with their heads up their own arses. BLM will actually create more division, not less.

  23. I don’t get it, if people were that racist only black folk would buy Uncle Bens, no self respecting racist would be eating food with a black fella on the packet. It’s an older black fella not a golliwog.

    Even if it was a golliwog, so what? Bear with me here. How many caricatures are we subjected to every day? Cartoons, billboards? How many stereotypes are used in advertising?

    Black people have curly hair and big lips, not all but it’s a racial characteristic. We are reaching the point when everything is offensive and everyone is perpetually offended.

    It doesn’t work.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Europe is a white continent, it’s our homeland, in a world where white people are a minority, 850 million of 7.6 billion. Why are we not allowed our culture in our lands?

    This is insanity, I’m not really even pissed at black folk, I’m pissed off with navel gazing cunts who don’t see the whole situation is being manipulated by hidden hands moving the pawns to remake the world how they want it.

    The cunts lets millions die in Africa every year, I’m meant to believe they believe about the blacks in the west? Do they fuck, tools to be dispensed with later.

  24. Ah was raised on good ol’ Uncle Tom’s Zip Ah De Doo Dah Chiggen An’ Fries. Don’ seem ta see it ahround no more. Buggah.

  25. Where will this streak of fucking bullshit end? Queen II (one of the best albums of all time) has Side White and Side Black (instead of Side 1 and Side 2) and includes tracks such as White Queen (as it began), and March of the Black Queen…some utter snivelling killjoy cunt, who listens to that talentless fucknugget, Stormzy, at some point is bound to demand its burning!

    • Will the White Album now have to be known as simply ‘The Album’?

      The Moodies classic will now be Nights In Satin?

      And Procol Harum’s masterpiece will change to ‘Shade Of’ (no whiter and no pale allowed)?

      Fucking lunacy, and Uncle Ben’s is shite anyway.

  26. Uncle Ben’s goes very well with my signature chiggun recipe. Especially when combined with my special sauce.

  27. I damn sure bet dat Saint Chiggun George of the Blessed Fur-loyd jest lurved his Uncle Ben’s with his fried chiggun.

    When the cunt wasn’t pointing loaded guns in ladies stomachs, that is.

    • I am just trying to visualise the “brainstorming” meeting in the advertising dept. that led to that stroke of genius…

  29. They’ll be banning sales of George Foremans G riller next, the fucking dopey cunts

  30. Hey, any of you heard of this guy Dr Khallid Abdul Muhhamed? He was from the USA and had the (very aspropriate) nickname ‘America’s Black Hitler’. There are loads of videos of him online. He certainly didn’t hold the white man in high regard. Here’s a snippet of his violent and racist rhetoric:

    https://youtu.be/wSoFS_xPsRo

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