Mel B never looked finer
Keith Lemon
Bo,selecta star Leigh Francis has become hysterical and posted a apology while crying (?)
About his portrayal of black people like Michael Jackson, Craig David, Trisha Goddard etc
Using makeup and prosthetics.
Hes said hes been on a “journey” and now realises how offensive this was.
What a soft, egotistical, mardarse, grovelling little luvvie twat.
I think hes done it panicking before someone else calls him on it, and for free publicity.
Only journey he should be on is in a weighted sack to the bottom of the North sea.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt
Fabulous cunting!
What a turd. Is he going to watch all his previous material and start apologising to every other group he’s taken the mick out of?
I’m suprised the wimminz never got upset about his repeated vulgarity, and regular references to smashing in Holly’s back door.
A total prat. Crawling like a worm toward the light of popularity.
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Can’t stand this celebrity pandering nob head. At least John Cleese had the bollocks to call out the BBC on this flavour of the month issue.
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“I’m so sorry, please please please don’t burn my mansion down” . Won’t work, the cowardly cunt.
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Lovely.
Not really arsed about rich cunts getting upset on their Facefuck or Twatter.
But in this case I would certainly have told everyone to fuck right off whilst dressed as Idi Amin.
Another soppy cunt exposed,chuck it down a well and drop a paving stone after it.
Fucking jelly.
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A proper arsewipe absolutely hate the no talent cunt He is about as funny as Covid19
Snivelling little turd only apologising because he thinks his career is going down the pan it is your not funny 👎👎
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Bo Selecta was funny, not because the people Keith Lemon was caricaturing were black but they because were twats who happened to be black.
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I found his Elton John funny, I will bum you all, and the bear, if anything his Michael Jackson was way cooler than the real thing. Pretty pathetic, stand by your work or just jack being on the box altogether, once you pander to different groups there is no end of some twat who is offended. Free speech is not selective and if you are offended tough there is an off switch.
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He’s full of confidence but absolutely crap and not funny. Sitting next to those two blondes on the show doesn’t rack me with envy at all.
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He’s a ginger, and he has a small cock and no bollocks, cunt of the first order
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I’ve never seen Bo Selecta but I can’t stand this wanker, just the sight of him makes me turn over.
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Hello Leigh. I can’t let you get away with only apologising to human beings.
Don’t forget you made the heinous mistake of anthropomorphising bears of colour. Also, your portrayal of squirrels as only being able to communicate in high pitched squeaks was triggering to my anxiety.
In fact, I am minded of the disgusting attitude to bears exhibited by Viz when they anthropomorphised (I had to make the effort to check the spelling of the word so I am going to get my moneys worth) one of our brethren in the strip ‘Garry Bushell The Bear’.
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Anyway, back to Leigh. I don’t remember Mel C and Craig Dav-i-i-i-d kicking up a fuss at the time. Didn’t our Craig once appear on an episode of Bo?
Good cunting because it once again exposes the patronising attitude of some honkies towards blacks. Message for white Liberal: Not all blacks need your protection and approval.
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…..sorry I was getting my Spice Girls mixed up.
That should be Mel B.
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You’re not allowed to mix up Mel B with Mel C, that would be waycist.
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Im the same with hepatitis, get B and C mixed up.
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He did bad over the top impersonations of white people too.
The impersonations weren’t racist they were just daft. Trisha Goddard was going nuts saying her kid was bullied at school because of his impersonation of her. Well, I’m sure the same could be said of all the famous people he took off, including white ones. Which means nobody should ever impersonate or make fun of anyone else then, right? Maybe we can start with the constant piss taking and sneering at Trump, Farage, Katie Hopkins or Boris Johnson? Oh, that’s different, I suppose?
Good of him to say sorry though, once he’s made his millions and got fame off the back of Bo Selecta. I’m sure genuinely talented young comedy script writers are loving it that he’s pulled the ladder up behind him like that. Nice of him to take away so much potential material. But hey, he’s made it now, so ‘I’m alright Jack’ eh?
Comedy is dead thanks to having a country full of fucking snowflakes who should be telling this cunt to go fuck himself.
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Great cunting. I did like his Trisha mistake “rrrrrrice, pea and chiggun” but aside from that he is a mardarsed ginger cunt.
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I have never found this puerile twat remotely funny or entertaining. Terry’s oven would be too good for him.
Morning all.
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Lenny Henry did impersonations of honkies, including David Bellamy.
That’s ‘different’ though lol.
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The Last time Lenny Henry made anyone laugh on TV was on Tiswas- a show watched by a generation of young men because of Sally James and her magnificent tits.
Back to Francis, his apology was about as sincere as a labour politician.
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It’s not only this twat. The Little Britain pair have apologised/ grovelled to the BBC/snowflake/Blm lot this morning.
Infact why doesn’t every comic over the last 50 years say sorry for every joke and sketch ever performed.
At least John Cleese told them that they are all twats and to fuck off so obviously must be a far right racist.
Comedy ended years ago on the beeb.
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John Cleese became the anti christ when he had the nerve to say London was no longer an English city.
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It also contains a government that doesn’t seem remotely connected to this country. Apart from taking money from its citizens.
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When I used to tweet, (some time before the Rozzers started threatening people over laughing at trannies’ I remember the woman from Sherlock asking ‘what happened to John Cleese?’
I replied ‘He revolutionised British comedy. What happened to you?’
Blocked.
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I think I have a varied sense of humour from the dark to the irreverent but even when bo selecta came out and I sort of hit the age demographic I thought it was crass and just not funny. The trolls on twatter shouldn’t lambast him they should do more things like pressure him to apologise for it all and make him give all his money in guilt pay for all the hurt he’s done 😂
Bankruptcy is the only way.
The more we bankrupt these woke celebrities (loosely termed) the more they won’t appear on the tv
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I have no sense of humour whatsoever.
I find all jokes offensive and hate the sound of laughter especially childrens.
Humour is counter revolutionary probably racist and is transphobic.
Send these ‘joke cracking funsters’ to a re education camp.
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Spot on mnc. Made me laugh. Well said great cunting
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Cheers mate!!☺👍👍
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It’s the year of apology, every cunt us at it, never have so many apologised to so few for absolutely FUCK ALL.
What a cunt, comedy has always been offensive to somebody, it’s inevitable… they are taking the piss!!
Most people see it for what it is but the desperate to be offended by anything and everything will never be happy until we live in a sterile (Eco friendly) environment.
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Sorry my post almost overlapped yours!
Meant no offense! Sorry!
Im not post racist! Look real tears!!
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I can only assume that as they are apologising, all these people really were being rasict in the first place.
Keith lemon was racist, was sexist.
Little Britain were saying carers were thick, making fun of disabled people, mocking homosexuals.
Why else would they apologise?
What horrid rotters. How despicable.
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When he started apologising for this, I thought what the fuck? Why is he dragging this up, but he was smart enough to see what was coming. Everyone knows he isn’t a racist, his characters in that show were little more than spitting image type caricatures. Talking of spitting image, I bet this is going to fuck with the reboot, as they will only be able to take the piss out of whitey, then it will be called racist for excluding black people. What the fuck is the world coming to? If you’re feeling guilty for something you haven’t done, don’t know anyone who’s done it, and would condone it if it was, you need fucking counselling. Or ignoring. Either works for me.
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Lol
Great point about Spitting Image. Dammed if they have black characters, damned if they don’t.
Great for race relations all this. The bunch of pals when meet up to booze and take the piss out of each other, will stop hanging around with black people the know out of fear of offending them.
Thing is, it’s mostly far left honkies driving all this, but this will be the knock on effect.
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The lefty wokes will have a hard job justifying spitting image is racist by having black characters, because as I understand it, it’s the fact that white people have blacked up that is the excuse for offence, and I use the word excuse deliberately. If a white comedian or an actor is skilled in portraying someone else be it famous or otherwise that happens to be black it would be stupid to depict them without trying to look like them surely. Personally, I found Rory Bremners impression of Trevor McDonald better than Lenny Henry’s Trevor ‘McDonought’ but Rory had to black up. As long as there is no attempt to ridicule the ethnicity of the subject, e.g. by making the lips excessively large so they take up three quarters of the face, I don’t see a problem.
The disturbing thing here is that wokeness is going too far and the result is enivatably going to be…yes you’ve guessed it…increased racism, not less, because whites that didn’t have a racist bone in their body five years ago will be getting sick to death of being made to feel shit because of the ever increasing list of retrospective sins that he’s apparently commited that were once unfortunately negligible norms. This is a cunt of mammoth proportions.
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What a dork! Come to think of it my toilet brush looks like the wig. Maybe I’ll kiss it shortly before I depart to bed. Or maybe not, because Loser-Ville-ness could rub off.
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Brilliant cunting
Yet another wanker celeb falling over to ingratiate themselves with the white witch hunt!, funny how all these cunts have been on a journey and have ended up at exactly the same destination
CUNTSVILLE !!
Btw….
I’m more than happy to supply the sack and concrete weights ……
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Morning Q, all the same bullshit sounding platitudes of “educating myself” or “becoming a better person” relating to your chosen subject(s). Who’s next? I reckon Sacha Baron Cohen and his Ali G character. Is it because I is woke?
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And Borat (raaaaycist).
Oh, and Bruno (making fun of the gayness).
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Afternoon LL 😎😎
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Is he a cunt for apologising? Yes he is. Because I’m sure he knew at the time it would offend some people but he didn’t give a fuck as he rightly shouldn’t have.
Now he’s worried Craig David and Trisha Goddard are going to come round and burn his house down.
Is Eddie Murphy going to show up crying for his portrayal of white peoples in coming to America or for his homosexual jokes? I fucking hope not, it was funny as fuck.
I generally try not to offend people but the world is full of people waiting to be offended.
Only black people can find humour in other blacks people etc? Then best we reintroduce segregation.
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He didn’t portray these people with any malicious intent, at the end of the day hes a sleb arselicker not a member of Aryan Nations.
So why apologise?
Who took offense?
Dont really think anyone did and it theyre that touchy they need to toughen up a bit,
Hes hysterical and pandering to the woke brigade.
And shouldnt his name be Lee?
Leighs a birds name?
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Celebrities are just better than us…that’s the top and bottom of it. They are more advanced and can understand things that us commoners can’t. Whereas we might think this snivelling,ridiculous hysteria is disgusting,they operate at a higher level. Climate change,racism,poverty,famine,Brexit etc….they “get” it and we don’t. Lemon wasn’t crying just for the hurt that he caused…he was crying about our (not his) ignorance.
I wish I was a celebrity.
PS…How long ’til The Woke Brigade demand that the vile racist Bernard Manning is dug up and forced to apologise?…No peace for Whitey until the Cunt admits his vileness and kisses Mandela’s ring.
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Morning Fiddler, you could try out for Countryfile though al-Beeb might regret it if they gave you a segment, ‘Fiddlers Farm’ or something.
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Bet Bernard doesnt apologise!
Typical of his sort.
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Rowan Atkinson warned of this in 2013.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h3UeUnRxE0E
Back then it was the thin end of today’s thick wedge.
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Remember that magician
Ali Bongo?
Dressed up as a chinaman, bit of yellow face paint on, hehehe!
Hed get lynched nowadays.
Those lads protesting against BLM yesterday should of all blacked up like papa Lazarus,
Wind the mardarses right up.
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That’s right, since that video it’s gone from speech to though, what was it the Durham police said over the tranny/not a woman affair.
‘You need to adjust your thinking’
Bloody hell the lunatics are definitely taking over the asylum!
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I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for every person of colour, (isn’t white a colour? Appears on colour charts), that I and the rest of the NHS ambulance service has failed to save. We would obviously tried harder had they been white, including the black bloke that had been dead for days and was decomposing. The racist police that gained entry could have started CPR and we could have attached the monitor. I am truly sorry and will resign with immediate effect and reflect on my whiteness with shame. Please forgive me, I am typing this on one knee.
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It’s the grey ones with the blue lips you should be apologising to. They’re serious overrepresented in the morgues.
#DeadLivesMatter
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Afternoon DCI.
Yes… white is indeed a colour. And as Captain Beefheart sagely pointed out:
“Everybody’s coloured, otherwise they’d be invisible.”
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Afternoon, RTCP. I shall now identify myself as a person of colour.
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I have noticed over the last couple of weeks the message has been about Black and Brown people, as opposed to just Black, White is whole different level because very few people are white in relation to the dulux colour chart, in fact to get any colour that relates the average ‘white’ person it would be somewhere in the shades of white section most of which are so far away from ‘brilliant’ white they couldn’t be described as white by any definition.
I self identify as Peach with a hint of Pink and as a person of colour I am deeply offended to be described as White, racist cunts!
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Well, speaking with my A Level Physics hat on…..
Black is technically not a colour because it is the absence of all colours/frequencies within the visible spectrum which causes black.
White, on the other hand, is the combination of ALL colours/frequencies within the visible spectrum.
So one could make the argument that white is all inclusive – every colour is welcome and let’s just all get along. And black is the exact fucking opposite.You can’t argue with science. Oh wait…isn’t science racist now?
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Follow the money. His agent told him to do it before the antifoids made his name a hissing and a byword so that his career would evaporate even faster than it has done to date.
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All this made me seek out some of Al Bundy’s finest quotes.
I chuckled at:
Fat woman: Excuse me. Am I invisible?
Al: From Pluto, maybe.
And
Peg (reading magazine quiz): Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or B)…
Al: B!
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When is Dwight Yorke going to apologise to Ms. Price for the poor quality sperm?
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He won’t, he was off target and missed the sink.
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That’s a JR Cuntley on steroids 😂
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I found his interpretation of Elton John to be absolutely spot on – “Out of my way or I’ll bum you into next week!”
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The masked ‘tributes’ were the only thing he did well, and that was over and done with in the early 00s.
More grovelling, more prostration before the Party… i mean the Twitterati.
Thoughtcrime has been committed 20 years after the fact.
What a load of shit.
Only Laurence Fox and Ricky Gervais seem to have held on to sanity.
Every celebrity and public figure who grovels before a mob of whingeing millennial cunts has no respect for themselves or the principal of free speech.
Do the research on just who uses Twitter and save yourself from any more gried.
These cunts are inconsequential.
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*Principle*
Cunt.
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