A Nobel Prize For Literature and Booker Prize cunting please for this vacuous, air-headed bimbo, who conned the public by writing the same best selling kids book eight or nine times and just retitling it and getting a new gaudy cover for it:
Not content with shitting out children’s books the EU/Labour loving old whore is now yet again gain involving herself in politics, offering to pay a years salary to a civil servant who also believes in meddling in things that does not concern her.
Of course the publicity loving Rowling “JK” to her arselicking friends at the Mirror knows that this moronic clown would not dare to come forward , because of the possibility of being sacked and losing the gold plated pension so that is another million the old “author” can keep stuffed up her shithole.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
She has upset the trannies, so swings and roundabouts.
That picture has given me the horn.
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A fine pair of mammaries if I may say so, well worth a play.
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She may be an old un Mr. Boggs but I would love to be stuffed up her shithole. I could forgive any woman with tits like that.
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I didn’t realise her fun bags were so voluminous. Only passing comment.
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I wont let her preach to me!
But will allow her to breastfeed me.
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Would be nice to slip the old Hampton in between those after they have been blathered generously in baby oil.
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Iv’e always found JK Rowling very sexy. She has that slightly dirty, older woman look who would appreciate a good looking, strapping, 6’3 lad like me to show her her past it old cunt husband is not up to it anymore. I have’nt read any of her books and like most women I meet I’m not interested in her lefty political views. I would quite happily agree with her abaaaaht most things if I got something aaaaht of it.
As you can tell, I am a man of strict moral fibre and loyalty.
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Clearly a politician.
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I’d make a great Politician moggie63,
I am very good a lying, not answering questions, cotrolling and diverting conversations, making people feel good abaaaaht themselves sometimes for my own personal gain and I have no problem with having nice things whilst the poor struggle.
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Good traits. I’m a firm believer in looking after number one, anything else comes a distant second except, perhaps, animals.
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I like animals too moggie63, I feel a bit sorry for my Cat in London as I am away a lot…although she seems ok and has other people cats to hang abaaaaht with. She costs me a fortune the little cunt.
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I bet she would love a Pistol Whip at the very end as well, both sides of the face
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Yeah, JK Remoaning has really pissed off the trannies, laughing at the idea that men can menstruate. Tut tut , you can’t say things like that you libtard twat. You’ll hurt their girly feelings you bitch!
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I hate this cunt with much zeal, but I am prepared to give this otherwise insufferable luvvie cunt a temporary pass for rightly calling out the trans abominations as ‘not actual women’. She’s still got a massive debt owing to the cunt bank, but I’m granting a brief cunt overdraft for Rowling.
Welcome to 2020, where we are now grateful for people publicly stating scientific facts.
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Excellent. The only cunter on here that I always agree with and stays on point. Thought you’d fucked off bud. Having said that I don’t visit as much as I used to. Nice to see you!. Ta ta.
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You to be a cupid stunt to engage with twatter.
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Its funny how all the lefty liberals still have things that divide them like the mentally ill Trannys. I’m wondering if they will ever turn on the Peaceful’s? Maybe after the next 20 terror attacks by the radicalised cunts.
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Do you mean the actual next 20 or the next 20 the BBC deign to tell us about?
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Fair point moggie63, I saw a piece on BBC news today talking about a few far right cunts getting sentenced etc. I dont remember the far right blowing up concerts etc. The BBC are total cunts who need their funding stopped.
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Whilst on the subject of JK Rowling, If I may add a bolt on cunting for that midget cunt Daniel Radcliffe who said that Trans ‘women’ are women.
What a cunt…If a man dresses up as a woman, and acts like a woman, and like’s a dick or tampon up his arse then let the cunts get on with it but don’t say they are women.
Unless you can give birth to a child, be too kind and compassionate, mess everything up when in power and turn into a cunt every time of the month then fuck off.
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Maybe he likes a chick with a dick? Trans women? A woman is a woman, if a woman needs a gender related prefix it’s not a fucking woman is it?
A model train isn’t going to get you to the station.
Harry Potter is heresy, where’s the Spanish Inquisition eh?
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Trans ‘women’ are women, eh? I bet the little cunt Twatcliffe has has a few and all.
Remember, this is the little fuck who openly voted Lib Dem and briefly ‘supported’ Fulham when they were in the Premier League. He is a pure johnny come lately monkey see monkey do little cunt with very little mind of his own.
I loathe Rowling for her crappy saddo magnet Potter ‘franchise’. I also loathe her for trying to sue/ruin a lad who ran a Potter website. I also loathe her for her SJW gobshite bollocks and hateful remainer shite.
And I also loathe her for unleashing girly swot obnoxious woke middle class mummy’s a showbiz agent and daddy’s a mason little stinking turds like Danielle Twatcliffe and Emma Twatson on the world.
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Write a book for adults, mind you, plenty of adults believe in unicorns and magic. Whatever, another fabulously wealthy cunt who wants us mortals to become poorer to support imported parasites.
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When I see a grown man in his 50s (his fucking 50s, mind you) in a Hogwarts T-Shirt, I want to fucking throw up.
And any cunt who fancies that odious femstapo stck insect, Emma Twatson is either a sicko or needs to go to specsavers. Haven’t they ever seen a real woman? Fuck me….
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She should write one more book:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Houston, Texas Gaol for Aggravated Robbery with a Deadly Weapon whilst high on Chocolate Frogs, Hagrit’s Fentanyl, and Hogwarts’ Methamphetamine.
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I’ll buy that with a fake $20 bill.
I wouldn’t spend a genuine penny on any of her Harry Potter shit though.
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As in one of those copper things which are worth £0.01. However, I’d gladly piss over any of her books.
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But you’d piss on her face if it were on fire, wouldn’t you Hardy?
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Tits like Gunga Dins water bags.
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Happy Knobber and her chamber of slickness.
Ejaculatis maximento!
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Health minister Helen Whateley is a cunt. Symptomatic of bumble fuck Boris’s cabinet Lovely Helen conducted yet another car crash interview today. Methinks he won’t be in his job for much longer
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Every Helen Whateley interview is a car crash. I’d still ram it up her chuff though. I’m partial to the more boyish figure me.
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The cunt, behind her wall wants us all to not have any walls. Except her . Cunt
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Off Topic. Queer Starmer has taken the knee. Cunt!
https://mobile.twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1270374388488167428
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That was for the purpose of sexually satisfying Lammy.
Starmer needs a knee – in the fucking face.
Rowling? Crazy bitch be howling! Giving away any of your fortune to give a decent education to poor white English kids?
No, didn’t think so – yet another bleeding heart champagne socialist traitor.
And cunt.
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Don’t these lefty cunts see the irony in taking a knee?
George Floyd sure wasn’t happy when that copper took a knee on his neck.
That is awful and in very poor taste…Top of the class
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An emergency cunting please for Pembrokeshire county cuntcil who are going to bathe the county hall with purple light in “solidarity” to violent criminal and messiah George “I can’t breeff” Floyd, this is virtue signalling as Pembrokeshire is about 99.5% white, they don’t even like people outside the “family” down there let alone the more tanned types!
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Not only that they are planning, in South Wales, to remove any reference to Thomas Picton a noble son of Pembrokeshire. He led the 3rd division throughout the Peninsula War. They were the boys who got into Badajoz in 1812 when everything else had failed and Wellington had just about given up. At Waterloo he led it to break D’Erlons column as it was about to take La Haye Saint and died whilst doing so (possibly shot by his own men as he was none too popular,) and all because he traded a few slaves and tortured one of them, a rather lovely mulatto young lady.
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Picture looks like a Photoshop. Those mams aren’t hers, are they?
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I think a cosmetic surgeon may have had his “magic wand” at those RK!
I’d give it a bash though!
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I thought so too Ron. What does the Creampuff horn-o-metre say?
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It’s barely registering LL…
“Anything over a mouthful is wasted.” as my dear old mum used to say.
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🌟 Wengardium-siliconista! 🌟
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Jk Rowling receives two turds via the post a year. What I want to know is, who’s sending the other one?
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A poor and derivative writer and naive luvvie twat, but i’d suck on her dugs and fondle her minge.
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My ideas for a more realistic series of Harry Potter adventures.
Harry Potter and the Sticky Bedsheet
Harry Potter and the Ten Minute Freeview
Harry Potter and the Bacardi Breezers
Harry Potter and the Jobseeker’s Allowance
Harry Potter and the Tesco Security Tag
Harry Potter and the Warehouse Rave
Harry Potter and the Intent to Supply
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That’s an odd photo at the top – JK* appears to have a 4:3 ratio head bolted on to a 16:9 ratio rack….
*(wasn’t she in Jamragoquai ?)
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I bet after she’s has her group round (after kneeling and renouncing her white privilege) to clear the guttering, she’ll be off to her silken ruby boudoir to whisper sweet nothings to her smoke-ring blowing rose and doughnut. All whilst dragging lazily on her finest opium and curiously watching her louth form.
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What the fuck have you been on?
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CGI tits to go with the CGI filled shit films.
Another limousine liberal.
Unkle Terry’s oven on maximum heat… 😁
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Bloody Nora, a fair set of jugs on her.
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Even if you get past the portculis can you imagine the assault on the ear drums before and after? You’re all welcome to it.
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They probably slap her on the shins when unfettered…😝
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Maybe she could give away her many millions to her favourite charadee to square things up.
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Comparing the Potter series to the work of Tolkien (which her fan base insisted it was the equal of), is like comparing the Beano to war and Peace.
Her tits reflect her political views and her literary prose: upon close inspection they have no firm substance and will lead to bitter disappointment.
Cunt.
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