Fawlty Thinking

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I want to nominate ‘Fawlty thinking’
Don’t mention the war. The race war that is. You know, the one they don’t want you to think is actually happening…

It’s bad enough that statues are being pulled down and vandalised all over the country, but now we can’t even have a laugh. No more watching that the stupid, bigotted Alf Garnett being ripped to pieces for his ludicrous outbursts. No more Sambo putting down the idiotic Jack Smethurst in Love Thy Neighbour. No more watching any of this ‘racist’ stuff that is actually anti-racist because of the sensibilities of the 21st century. Christ help us! Am I even allowed to say that in case it offends non-Christians?

And today the news that an episode of Fawlty Towers has been banned because it’s racist. Well, I understand the English language. It’s not racist. Arguably it might be seen as xenophobic, but as the Germans are white caucasians the same as us, racist it certainly isn’t.

Than there’s this thing about statues. Baden Powell’s statue threatened because he was racist, homophobic and had sympathetic leanings towards Adolf Hitler. What a load of old cobblers! Nelson’s statue to be taken off the top of his column because he was homophobic. Cecil Rhodes statue to be taken down because he was an imperialist. Fuck it – why not just burn all the history books as well and pretend it never happened.

And the piece de resistance (am I allowed to say that? It’s French) was the tearing down of Jefferson Davis’ statue in the USA because he was the president of the nasty southern states that owned loads of black slaves, followed by the removal of a statue of Christopher Columbus because he was a colonialist.

This is all absolute nonsense. The United States would not even exist if it wasn’t for colonialism. It was a British colony ffs! And as for Davis, I assume that we will be removing George Washington’s face from Mount Rushmore and renaming the capital? Why? Well, I’ve been to Washington’s home at Mount Vernon. Washington’s fortune and his estate were all based on the fact that he owned slaves. Lots of them.

All of these facts are, naturally enough, ignored by the fermenters of the current unrest. They have their own political agendae for wanting to see law and order overthrown. And it’s nothing to do with racism.

So let me leave you with a story about statues…..

A black man came into a lot of money and wanted a big house, so he commissioned an architect to build it. Asked what he wanted in his new palace, the black man replied “I want a statue in every room”. Several months later when the house was built, the architect was showing the proud owner around and there was indeed a statue in every room.

The black man was appalled. “What de fuck is all dis shit?” he demanded. The architect replied “But you said you wanted a statue in every room!” “No man” says he “one of dem t’ings where you dial someone up and say ‘Hi man. Is me, ‘s that you?”

I’ll get my coat….

Nominated by: Dioclese

106 thoughts on “Fawlty Thinking”

  1. I have just experienced the joy of the one o clock propaganda programme by the Bullshitting Bolshevik Corporation – first thing, special workplace safety assessments for BAME being touted, then straight on to a totally unbiased report regarding “around 200 far right activists” gathering near memorials etc – how do they know who these people are and what they represent? Are the BBC clairvoyant as well now?
    Then a report – with no evidence shown – that the aforementioned “far right activists” were throwing missiles at popsy and pansy, sorry, the Police, but surprisingly no film of this alleged event.
    Next was a report that Cressida makes me sick had “ordered” all protesters to disperse by 5PM – and I can guarantee the Police will be putting the boot in. How does “fuckoff” sound – I don’t recall Dick or the pussies giving out these orders as our national heritage was being trashed by feral savages while the Police looked on and did nothing.
    On other news, snow banned for racism – along with every television programme of the last 50 Years because some poor wickle people have decided to be offended 😢

    • Cressida Dick has the correct surname doesn’t she! But you’re right about the police – the reason they are not doing anything is that most of the fuckers are on one knee.

  2. Shortly to be printed in Sunday’s mogsrus.org:
    Thought for the day: Black Lives Matter so much that 28% of abortions in the USA are carried out on black females. Since the number of abortions per year hovers around the 850,000 mark, this means that approximately 240,000 black babies do not get to emulate their parents and protest and riot. Yeah, black unborn babies lives matter A LOT!

    • Well, that Floyd turd didn’t care much for the life of an unborn baby, did he? Yet people are acting like he was Bambi, when he was no-mark criminal cunt and the world is better off without him.

  3. What’s all this shit with those Antifa vermin vandalising the Penny Lane street sign? Someone should tell these mongs that the street wasn’t named after James Penny.
    If these knee jerk monkey see monkey do cunts weren’t so thick and eager to cause trouble, they’d have researched where the name came from. It’s not hard, unless you’re stupid, that is.

    This lunacy is one step away from book burning. One can imagine the Beatles legacy being censored in case it ‘offends’ the ever so easily offended.

    ‘BLEEP’ bird singing in the dead of night.

    Is there anybody going to listen to my story. All about the ‘BLEEP’ who came to stay?

    Oh dear, what Can I do? Baby’s in ‘BLEEP’ and I’m feeling blue.

    Everybody’s got something to hide, except for me and my ‘BLEEEP’.

    And of course… ‘BLEEP’ Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.

    And someone spraying paint on a sign is a vandal. End of.
    The world is going mad and Antifa are the human eqivalent of shit.

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