Cressida Dick [3]

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Cressida Dick, alleged Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, needs a serious cunting. Ever since Extinction Rebellion started causing trouble, on her watch, it seems to have become standard operating procedure for the police to stand back and do fuck all, why cunts like the aforementioned cause countless damage to property, drop their fucking signs and other rubbish all over the place, and generally behave like they escaped from a zoo. But the latest incident, in which a police officer on patrol in London had the shit kicked out of him, then had to suffer the humiliation of having assorted laughing scum take selfies while he was on his knees, that in my opinion has proved beyond doubt that Cressida Dick (appropriate surname) is not in any way, shape of form, fit to lead a duck to water, never mind the UK’s largest police force.

This is the woman who was responsible for the operation that ended in the shooting of John Charles De Menezes back in ’07 for the heinous crime of jumping a barrier at the tube. Ok, he was a cunt for doing that so soon after a vicious terror attack, but the penalty for that should not have been death. In my opinion, Dick was given the job as a diversity hire. She’s a woman, and gay. Two boxes ticked right their. Since then, she has been an unmitigated disaster. What little respect the police had left, has gone entirely. Look at her actions over the past couple of weeks. She allowed her officers to stand on Westminster Bridge on a Thursday and flash the lights and sirens on their vehicles while the plods themselves clapped like zoo seals hoping a keeper will throw them a fish. And despite the public backlash over it, the next week, she decided to get in on the action herself.

One of my biggest complaints about this cunt, is her willingness to spend thousands of pounds on a ‘ceremonial uniform’, with comes with one of the biggest lanyards I’ve ever seen. When I was in the army, I had to buy my own stable belt because even though it was considered part of the uniform, it was not issued. Likewise, when I got my third tape, I had to buy my own mess dress, which is that poncey jacket that only goes to the waist, and trousers. It cost me three grand, because it had to be custom made. Yet this utter waste of life, this failed experiment, was allowed to charge hers to the taxpayer.

Cressida Dyke, is the WORST commissioner of police that the Met has EVER had. Despite the fact the police are supposed to be politically neutral, they are not. Over the past ten to fifteen years, they have lurched increasingly leftwards, and it got worse under Dyke. If she had any honour, she would resign in shame. But being a full on lefty, she has neither honour nor shame. She is a massive cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

And seconded with this:

Cresida Dick – it could have been many others but this Is about the MET police I was going to say force but sorry it is now a service and therefore it is about those in charge.

https://youtu.be/45Zx-vZS38s

This interview sums up the trouble we are in.

if you constantly tell people that this country has done you wrong, it’s not your fault, you don’t have a job or are poorly educated or your dad fucked off before you were born, and That the ‘norma’ society must pay for the sins of people 200 years ago and you encourage, through complicity, your police Force to take a knee before these people, this is what you get a total cuntfest and the police are powerless to do anything about it. I could blame loads of people for this but I am laying this one squarely at her door and the cunts who support this BLM BULLSHIT that is leading us down a very worrying path. Tonight (25th June) the night time temps will be 20 degrees, perfect riot weather and I would’t be surprised if some minor Perceived slight against the BAME community (Such as copper not carrying home a BAME’s shopping) will be an excuse for fucking anarchy and mayhem.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

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  2. She should be fucking fired, let alone resign.

    The MET has become a joke under her. Might as well not have a police force for all the ‘good’ they do. It’s not just the MET too, it’s the fucking lot of them. Mass gatherings are still illegal and the scousers had a big street party, which, I believe, is still fucking going on. The cops turned up…and did fuck all. Perhaps a few fans had ‘tans’? That’s my guess. Although they might just be shit scared of doing their jobs.

    Now they’ve issued a statement (woo-oooo) saying they need to go home due to the risk of spreading the coronavirus.

    How about dealing with this shit early on, you stupid cunts? Not two days later.

    Take a knee, run away and go suck your thumbs in your LGBT police cars.

    Fuck off.

    • I see that Dickson of Dick Green has threatened those taking part in illegal ‘raves’ with ‘consequences’. Fucking hell, they’ll be pissing in their shell suits.
      Stop being a touchy feely, sensitive, ‘woke’ apologist and enforce the fucking law, you dimwit. That’s what Joe Public pays you for.

      • I wonder what the consequences will be? – da bruvs having to look on as Miss Dick and other senior lesbian officers performs a gang bang on Jess Phillips, reaming her arsehole with their giant strap-ons till the dark keys run away screaming?

  4. The new assistant chief cuntstable for Hampshire as been a ‘policeperson” for 4 yes 4 fucking years. Suppose she is les and as a degree in politics,philosophy, economics. Obviously used to be out there on the front line when the shit hits the fan.

    • The police have decided that someone who managed a Poundland store is better equipped to be come a senior officer than a copper with years in police behind them. I shit you not.

      • https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/06/14/new-assistant-chief-constable-admits-made-15-arrests-three-year/

        Sleep sound residents of Hampshire safe in the knowledge that a fast tracked direct entrant Superintendent rozzer with an unimpressive track record of 15 arrests in 3 years experience to 2019 (probably litterers or fag droppers) is keeping you safe. With her child protection background expect a 30 year stretch if you say hurty things on “soshul meedja” but only a kiss n cuddle from the desk sergeant at HQ for any other crimes committed. Crims in Portsmouth must be cr@pping themselves in fear.

      • More likely that the experienced coppers don’t want the senior positions as they know its utter politics and bullshit and want to see out their days till retirement without any hassle.
        A couple of coppers I know took retirement early a couple of years ago because the amount of pension they would put in would’ve made fuck all difference to their end wage and foresaw all this shit happening and we are in west Norfolk not a big city.
        The ones I still know are at a loss of the leadership above and morale is at an all time low. That is saying something as it was low three years ago before I left. I wasn’t a copper though. Got asked to sign up and took 1 second to politely say fuck that for a game of cards.
        I do sympathise with the old rank and file. They have been looked over and the powers that recruit only want the young easily manipulated touchy feely copper. Work em to the bone so they fuck off before 10 years and don’t have to pay out any decent pension.

  5. Youve only got to look at the picture of her.
    Drippy, lefty, liberal, goofy, slow to react, dreary, timid, socks with sandals, just a wanker.
    And what sort of fuckin names Cressida?
    Never heard that before,
    Its a posh jolly hockey stick name.
    Shes no copper and if this tuppence lapper tried to arrest you,
    Youd just pick him up and dump the John Noakes looking fucker in a wheelie bin!
    And Im a lovely northern gentleman not some ghetto gòlly.

  7. Fuck me how many times do I have to say this about the Stockwell business? Read the fucking enquiry report. The cunt didn’t jump over the barrier, he didn’t run and he wasn’t challenged by anybody. He took his seat on the tube like any other cunt and was executed by the state thanks to this joke of a so called police officer. The barrier jumping bollocks was fed to the media to save Strap-Ons useless arse. The family were paid off and the barrier jumping bullshit still persists to this day. That’s the power of the media.
    Read the FUCKING REPORT!!!
    Fucking fed up of saying it over and over.

    • Very true Freddie.

      Our South American jobbing electrician chum, Jean Charles menendes did absolutely nothing out of the ordinary and was executed by the MET on Strapon’s orders.

      How the fuck is the useless cunt still employed?

      The payout to the Menendes family was a fucking insult too.

      The price of a life and utter incompetence seems incredibly low.

      • He was here illegally. If he had abuded by the law of this land, he’d still be alive. Ergo, he is a stupid cunt.

    • From my understanding the poor bastard lived in a “known” house that was under surveillance, was of a somewhat dusky hue and had the audacity to get on a tube train. If the met had admitted that the shooting was a terrible mistake straight away rather than manufacture via the press a story that was found to be bollocks so much the better. As we all know things can and do go belly up in stressful fast changing situations. Was he guilty of overstaying in U.K. But since the beginning of the 21st century that has hardly been a crime as the majority of the London population can confirm. Bad do made worse by the shite awful attempts to make out the poor bloke was acting like a terrorist suicide bomber. Karma comes for Cressida?

  8. In decades to come , assuming that we survive as a nation, this person will be held up as the most egregious example of how a system of putting total incompetents in charge of formerly well respected organisations emerged.

  9. Anyone remember the film Demolition Man where Wesley Snipes faces a life of police that have no idea how to fight?

    I had no idea it was a prophecy.

    Joy joy citizens

    • Haha no shit, I made this exact same point to my friend yesterday evening as he hasn’t seen it.

      Only a matter of time until Alexa starts going.. !ERRGH! You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

      Be well!

  10. You all know that I am a big supporter of the police. Too many cunts critisize them without having the fucking bottle to do the job and would shit themselves if faced with some of the things that coppers do on a daily basis. Stuff you DON’T read about in the gutter fucking press or the cunt media. How would you like YOUR job filmed, carefully edited and put on social media for ‘experts’ to pick over? I work closely with the police a lot and the rank and file are as sick, probably more than you, of this BLM, ER, PC bullshit, standing by and watching crimes commited in front of them and being restrained by their bosses and ultimately, politicians. Too much PC recruiting, and I don’t mean Police Constable, which leads to arse-licking cunts in charge, see Harry’s post, above, that are fucking clueless but have the right paper qualifications. The police need to become a police FORCE again and start maintaining law and order ‘robustly’ without fear of cunts like BLM taking them to task for fuck all. I fear for the future, I really do.

    • Yep, the bitch joined as a direct entry superintendant. So, some cunt with four years in is telling folk with Long Service medals how to do their job. A fucking joke and a disgrace.

      • I tell you what, I’ve always been a believer in being in a union
        Not particularly for pay but to protect your working conditions. It really begs the question at the moment – where the bloody hell are the Police Federation in carrying the fight to all this nonsense? If I was a policeman, I’d want a much stronger union than that on show at the moment. If a stand is not made soon, the police will cease to exist and BLM will be able to tick off the main aim on their list.

      • https://www.theguardian.com/public-leaders-network/2014/may/23/how-to-join-police-senior-jobs

        I don’t think the Police Federation have been happy with the fast tracking scheme from the moment it was brought in. However, as a “union” the Police Fed is a toothless tiger.
        Interesting that in the Grauniad article linked refers to creating a Metropolitan Police Force that looks and feels like London. Seems like they’re well advanced on that now with a limp wristed, ar#e kissing bunch of fair#es who ignore any laws they don’t like.

      • Evening Dick. I think this is yet another example of the left eating itself.
        The Met are wittingly or unwittingly contributing to their own downfall.
        Antifa don’t need to do an awful lot more – just set the Met on a self destruct course.

      • Good evening, Bertie. If it was just the Met I wouldn’t be too concerned as London can crash & burn as far as I’m concerned.The problem is it’s every force. What I’d give for just one Chief Constable to send his* men out fully tooled up and kick the sh*t out of the scum they know infest all parts of his biggest city/town as a lesson for those who may consider a life of crime as a career choice.
        *Let’s face it, it would need real balls to do it, not fake ones that the likes of Cressida wears on a night in with her lady companion.

      • Absolutely true Dick. Look no further than the Chief “Con” of Kent who bent the knee. All his officers will now feel compelled to do the same. Livelihoods, promotions etc. now depend on his actions.
        BTW not seen your nom appear yet. Is it the first you posted? If so, the first is always moderated. Repost it – it was worthy of a showing.

      • Forgot about that. It was the hypocritical Church / Bishop’s nom wasn’t it? From memory about 3-4 noms cropped up around the same time on whatever newsworthy story was around at the time. All had a broadly similar outlook. Guess Admin deemed mine wasn’t worthy to be linked with the others which is fair enough. As it was my first effort I wasn’t expecting to win any prizes. I’m not discouraged. Something else will crop up idc, I’m sure.

      • We had a new recruit start in 2015 and as with most probationers they get shown around on first day normally by the Sargent of their team, not this one. A SuperNintendo Showed this one the station and as she was introduced to us all asked her how “mummy and daddy were doing “.
        She was so inept when she got made acting sargeant after one year on beat and one years desk job she still had to ask other sergeants if someone could be arrested. As I said above it’s been two years since I left (redundancy) and she is now a CI.

    • I had no idea that she entered the police at such a high rank. The ‘Idea’ was to attract the cream of the crop. Fuck me , that didn’t work did it?
      Trust you are keeping both your health and you sanity DCI. Cheers!

      • ‘Trust you are keeping both your health and you sanity DCI. Cheers!’

        Health is fine, Guzzi, sanity, not so sure about….

    • I’ve mentioned my mate and his situation previously DCI but thought I’d do so again just to highlight the utter fucking pile of cunt being in the police has become and how the system, infested with rats that call themselves lawyers have made policing virtually impossible.

      To recap, a cop of 26 years, working as custody sergeant, exemplary record.

      Piece of shit prisoner With ‘mental health issues’, apparently, gets nicked for smashing up her boyfriends place.

      Long story short, piece of shit gets processed and my mate made a decision under pressure to get her in a cell ASAP.

      Cunt gets put in cell, my mate finishes his shift and goes home.

      Cunt that’s contributed nothing to society then was able to commit suicide in the cell, as the case is still ongoing I’ll leave out that detail but let’s just say none of us would have predicted the method.

      Anyway this is over 3 years ago and the case is still ongoing.

      My mates career has been utterly wrecked.

      He is surplus to requirements, the management don’t know what to do with him, they know he can’t work custody again or the beat so instead just pack him off to do meaningless shitty none jobs.

      He’s been told that if it goes to court he’ll almost definitely win, however the bastard human rights lawyers fleecing the government for legal aid have said they will then demand a gross misconduct hearing.

      A GM hearing is heard by 3 individuals.

      The outcome is based on the balance of probability and not facts.

      Loose and you loose your job and your pension.

      For my mate that’s £130k tax free Golden Goodbye and £24k a year pension index linked for life.

      26 years loyal service, taken plenty of kickings, spat at and abused on a daily basis in an attempt to try to keep the streets safe yet despite all of that he’s now been caught up in a system that’s bent massively in favour of the so called ‘victims’ and of course, the human rights lawyers.

      They all can fuck of and die of some really nasty disease.

      • It’s a fucking joke, Cunty and it’ll turn round and bite us on the arse, mark my words. Four fucking years in and promoted to assistant chief. Jesus fucking H Christ. The bint isn’t fit to iron the fucking shirt of a twenty-six year copper let alone command them

      • DCI, Can’t help but think that when it comes to ‘licking all the right boxes’ Cressida stands out.

        Despite being four foot fuck all and having a surname that is beyond comedy if you ever needed proof that being properly qualified to do the job was not part of the selection criteria, ladies and gentlemen I present Cressida Dick…..

    • If my chosen profession asked me to grovel to lawless cunts I’d resign. Fuck those spineless pension seeker pigs.
      Their job is to uphold the law, not be political pawns and turn a blind eye for PC reasons.
      Shit or get off the pot, plod.

  11. Think I mentioned on here ages ago,
    When growing up we had a local copper called Fred big noddy Holder sideburns!
    A right cunt!☺
    Hed stand on your feet ti stop you running off,
    Rabbit punch you in the guts, he didnt miss a trick,
    We was brought up on a rough as arseholes estate, and taught off older lads, our peers,
    “All Coppers are bastards”
    But we all liked Fred.
    He was our kind of cunt!
    Knew where you stood,
    As a teenager if some copper came over to us all matey trying to high five us wed off battered the cunt.
    Strenth gains respect.
    Weakness never goes unpunished.

    • And nowadays he’d be turned over for promotion by a degree-waving cunt with fuck-all experience. How the fuck must coppers feel with shite like that going on?

      • Geoff Capes used to be a policeman in my home city of Peterborough, a bit before my time but he would be a match for teenage Miserable shenanigans!

  12. My Dad bless him did 30 years in the met after his 2 years national service my Brother retired a couple of years ago after 30 years in the city of london and south wales police i’m glad my Dad isn’t about to see the farce the old bill are now and i’m chuffed my Brother doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore a couple of nights ago in brixton 22 coppers injured video’s on social fucking media of old bill ill prepared and legging it from the sam’s the crowd were encouraged to disperse (FUCKING ENCOURAGED) by the met i know it’s not most of the blokes on the grounds fault but for fucks sake it’s no good taking a knee plod get a fucking grip promote time served proper coppers to senior posts not lgbtqfbixr3i cunts people who will tell the home office what needs doing and who will tell the cunt khan to fuck off and batter the fuck out off the cunts

    • ‘ glad my dad isn’t about’ That sums it all up ;our male relatives went through hell to maintain traditional British values only to have them destroyed by the enemy within.

  13. Fully infected Gay force of total uselessness.
    She might like cunt but making the whole “force” into being cunts is a cunts trick.
    Brixton etc will learn them.
    Then armoured cars will save the day.
    Weak as Belgian piss.

  14. Unless your at least 5ft 8 and a male you have no business in the police. I saw one the other day who was 5ft 4 with his helmet on. There is no way the cunt could have arrested anyone (unless he was Grasshopper) without their permission. Three week before the last London riots some fat bird wpc received £1500 compo for hurt feeling because she was to fat to run the required distance in riot gear. Then the cunts all ran away from the fuckers outside my front door. I had a carving knife on a pole ready to run through the first fucker through the door.Expect worse soon.I want a second amendment. What a fucking shower. Pure poofery.

      • Ask most CEOs of banks and multinationals. They’ll know. They seem to join with golden hellos & leave with undeserved termination packages no matter how big a balls up they made of their previous or latest jobs.

      • I understand them, they make the rules so they’re hardly going to lose out, but some fucking grunt?

      • ‘How the fuck can you get compensation for being too shit to do your job?’

        Ask an MP.

    • Being a Londoner, I resent this 4’11” excuse for a cop being the figure head of the force (yes force, I don’t buy into this ‘service’ bollocks) that is supposed to enforce law and order in my home city. If she was the right size and had the impressive track record you’d expect for a senior cop, the fact she is a lezza could possibly be an advantage in what I consider normally as a mans role, and that wouldn’t bother me.

      Yes, I’m unashamedly sizeist when I think size matters. There, I’ve admitted it. A woman doing what most people consider a mans job? OK fair enough, if she has credentials, let her gave a crack at it. Lesbian?, OK, if it makes her tough and she doesn’t mix sex with business then she’s welcome to give her underperforming male colleagues a bollocking as far as I’m concerned.

      No. She’s too small and insignificunt (see what I did there!) to command enough respect in that job. She looks fucking ridiculous and if she ever tried to apprehend anyone over 5’4″ be it male or female, they’d just put her under their arm and carry her and deposit her into the nearest litter bin.

      I’m thinking of starting a petition against the recruitment of undersized police officers. Min 5’7″ for women, Min 5’10” for men. I’m sick of seeing micro law enforcers that couldn’t pull the skin of a rice pudding. Its getting stupid now and the police is no place for woolly equal opportunities, sorry.

      • Two typos, one wrong letter press and one courtesy of auto correct:

        Let her ‘have’ a crack and
        Pull the skin ‘off’ a rice pudding.

        Sorry guys, eyes are starting to glaze over 🙄

      • I would differ, I am a micro chap, my forehead has a number of scars on it from tall twats who smiled as they thought “This will be easy”.
        The issue in my opinion is the appliance of violence.
        Take this as an understanding “There is nothing to fear but fear it’s self” so if you have nothing to fear there is no barrier to stop you.
        however modern law enforcement is very shackled whilst dealing with some very scummy individuals who “know their rights” so they have nothing to fear..
        size is not the issue, it is the application of the law.

  15. There’s a lot of questions to be asked about this box ticking piece of shit besides her obvious incompetence. After the Stockwell debacle she was promoted to Assistant Commissioner (get her behind a desk and out of the fucking way)
    Then she “retired” from the police to become a “director general “ at the Home Office (Home Secretary, Mavis May) No cunt seems to know what she actually did during this time. Then she rejoined the Police to be appointed Met Commissioner (Prime Minister, Mavis May) Now here’s a strange thing…….Strap-On agreed to be paid less than her male predecessor and also to give up her pension rights for her time as Commissioner. Doesn’t that sound strange to you? But nobody in the media asked any questions. Then Strap-On becomes a Dame Commander of the British Empire in (guess who?) Mavis’s resignation honours list.
    As Dud used to say “Funny that Pete, yeah, really funny, know what I mean? Really funny.”

  16. London isn’t safe thanks to the perfect storm of Dick and Saddick Khunt. Both have to go.

    When is Priti going to do something?

  17. All the silly tart says, ‘this is unacceptable’ …..

    Well anyone with a pair of eyes knows that, the politicians and police chiefs need to put out a clear message…
    George Floyd is nothing to do with policing in the UK, BLM is nothing to do with Black Lives, it’s political anarchists.
    The message has to be strong but it has to be followed up with action and if the idiots don’t behave then they have to use force and arrests.

    The guy interviewed on LBC was spot on, the media are adding fuel, putting up every black idiot they can find to spout complete shite about everything from slavery (yep 200 years ago) to police brutality, unfair treatment of blacks and no one to challenge all this crap.

    Dick is a Dick, fucking weak! Needs replacing with a pair of balls, and old diversity is strength mayor Khut should get those water cannon back pronto, and then fuck off.

    • It also doesn’t help when Prince Jug-Ears said on Monday:

      “the diversity of our society is its greatest strength and gives us so much to celebrate.”

      Arsehole.

      • Charlie the retarded chimp can fuck right off. If he thinks licking the commie arse is going to save him he is dreaming. Didn’t this moron do a history degree? He learned fuck all from it if he did.

      • I saw that comment and just wanted to ask ‘Exactly what has diversity brought the the ordinary British person apart from fear? By the way, your Royal Highness , how many of these diverse creatures have you got within five miles of you? Your house is large , let a few asylum seekers have rooms. Their rent will help you rely on taxpayers less.
        Have any of you got his email address?

      • That’s the problem, when all these twats come out with diversity is our strength no one actually says ‘can you explain that’
        What about if we didn’t have diversity would we be
        ‘Singing from the same hymn sheet’ or
        ‘All on the same page’

        It’s all meaningless crap, when it is broken down to the detail, diversity is anything but strength.

    • This is true, but wouldn’t you pay to see her strip Chloe Grace Moretz and molest her? Go on admit it.

  18. Fuck water cannon, we need tear gas and pepper spray and a few kickings doled out. The Tories are shit scared of the media the spineless cunts. We voted them in to sort out these libtard, remoaner bastards and they have failed miserably. Boris is a dickless weakling. The moment the coppers knelt down, in front of Downing Street for fucks sake, that sent a message out to the whole world. You don’t have to be very bright to read the message.

  19. Cressida Dick looks like a female version of Freddie Parrot Face Davies to me with her bit to big for her head, hat.
    The coppers will only get aggressive with normal white suspected tory supporters or what they term as the far right.

  20. Last evening on PM (Wireless 4 1700-1800) the black mother of two murdered women was granted an audience with Martin Bashir (come down in the world since his chats with the saintly Diana, what?). He allowed the woman to make some remarkable allegations and some strong pro BLM propaganda unchallenged – all he did was listen for 7 self-righteous minutes. Mum was a terrific actress though, Irene Handl without the laughs. She offered no proofs, merely her rather prejudiced speculations, Bashir was down to his usual standard.

  21. God, that photo of the Dick must be old. When did she last have something to smile about?
    I’m afraid I’ve no idea of what makes rug munchers smile. 😅

    • No idea what makes rugmunchers smile…
      Mens haircuts
      Fish suppers
      Positions of power
      Fuckin up royally
      Being called ‘mate’
      And getting their own way.😁😁

  22. Dick is a cunt who eats cunt and rules a lot of dicks who are all cunts. Dick cunts dicks and takes dick from utter cunts whilst forcing the dicks (who are cunts) to take dick on their knees. Meanwhile, suckdick loves cunts and hates dicks who take dick from cunts who they are meant to cunt, Doris daydreams and .. this will not end well.

    • This sounds like a cunting soap opera, Fish but I don’t think you’d be able to ensure social distancing with it.

      • A cunting soap opera, the perfect way to answer “How was you day dear?” or “Would the minister care to outline the nations finances”. Social distancing, with the noms you’d typically want it to be as much as is humanly possible or negative, in an abrupt manner.

  23. This is from her Wikipedia page, I think it rather sums up what the this useless fucking cunt knows about policing. Jack Regan she ain’t.

    “Cressida Dick is the third and youngest child of Marcus William Dick, Senior Tutor at Balliol College, Oxford, and Professor of Philosophy at the University of East Anglia, and Cecilia (née Buxton), a University of Oxford historian. She was born and brought up in Oxford, England, and educated at the Dragon School, Oxford High School, Balliol College, Oxford, and Fitzwilliam College, Cambridge. Before joining the police, she worked in a large accountancy firm.”

    Yep, she’s from the rough end of the street alright.

    • Has she ever been out on the beat on a Friday night in one of the more challenging areas of London ? I mean without a film crew and a bodyguard of 50 coppers who would be better employed elsewhere.

  24. Taxis are a service – the Police are not. Protect, serve and enforce the law.
    This is what happens (in a Shami stylee) when you give people jobs and position by ticking boxes instead of getting the right person.
    Sack this useless fucker.

  25. For most of us, if we can’t do our jobs we get fired.

    The rules are obviously different for Oxbridge educated diversity box tickers, like this useless bag of bones.

    • I initially read … ‘ diversity box lickers …’ … same thing I guess.

  26. I’m never happy when a snatch is taken out of circulation. This one however needs to be recycled urgently, shipped across to China and broken down for parts as it’s obviously of no use to anyone.

  27. Britain needs a Military Coup more than ever. Let some Battle hardened Bastards run the show.

  28. I mentioned it yesterday in the soap operas thread but Rod Liddle’s article about the police in this week’s Spectator is superb.

  29. Cressida Dick is a glimpse into the future. Very shortly, all Chief Constables will be like this.
    Won’t that be lovely ?
    Realisation of their folly will occur just before they’re beheaded.
    Super.

    • Evening Jack.
      Remember Chief constable James Anderton?
      ‘Gods cop’.
      No way he’d see out the week nowadays!
      Conservative, old testament beard (👍)
      White male who was a christian.

      • Wow!
        What a character!
        But bet everyone knew him, and most liked him.
        Wouldnt get in nowadays Miles.
        Unless he had pierced nipples and a black boyfriend

      • Good evening MNC. I do remember James Anderton. Today’s snowflakes would melt before him. Bit of a nutter, but miles better than the shrinking violets we have now.
        Britain needs nutters.
        You mention him being a Christian, and therein lies one of our biggest disadvantages, we have, by and large, abandoned our faith. I am not a Christian, neither are multitudes of my ethnic cohort ( the drink is talking ). This leaves us bereft of a cause.
        If we were more like Cromwell and his New Model Army, fighting for a God and a cause, we would sweep all before us, as we did, in times past.
        If we are allowed to dream, then ponder on this ….. legions of ISAC warrior monks, flamethrowering, ovening ( sorry Bertie ) and cutting down the Saracen hordes and their running dogs,who would sweep away our way of life with heresy and appeasement, all for the cause of Dear Old Blighty, her noble endeavour and the New Jerusalem.
        Or, in the words of the Bard ….
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4OL5yPubQs

      • I remember hearing James Anderton giving an interview , his methods are needed more than ever now.
        He said something like ” they swirl around in a cesspool of there own making , I would quite happily thrash them till they screamed for mercy ”
        He wouldn’t get anywhere near the top now.

      • James Anderton and his tactics quelled the moss side riots, he formed the first Tactical aid units in the UK and the first to have officers in protective crash helmets.
        Hed walked the beat in moss side not promoted because he ticked a box.
        He hated communism and the commies hated him back.
        But because he was religious and a man of deeply held convictions he persecuted whats now Manchester gay village,
        Having coppers in boats with spotlights on the canals to catch sodomites.☺
        He got in trouble for saying people with Aids were reaping what they deserved for a sinful lifestyle.
        Im not homophobic, dont hate gay people but coppers like Anderton are needed now for the marxist scüm destroying this once great country.

      • Nowadays the coppers would ask to join in to improve community relations.

      • I’m not sure Christ would have gone along with Anderton’s idea of Christianity.

        I mean, how do you get past:

        “You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who begs from you, and do not refuse the one who would borrow from you.”

        And:

        “But I say to you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you. To one who strikes you on the cheek, offer the other also, and from one who takes away your cloak do not withhold your tunic either. Give to everyone who begs from you, and from one who takes away your goods do not demand them back. And as you wish that others would do to you, do so to them.”

        Both flagship teachings of Jesus Christ.

        Probably explains why I’m a cunt and not a Christian. 😀

      • Evening Ruff
        Im not a christian either,
        Ere more to being a cunt😁
        But thats what drove Andertons actions, slightly envious of people with strong faith,
        You can use it to achieve things.
        Lighter note-
        Im watching Robert Plant and the sensational space shifters in concert!👍👍
        And having a well deserved ale.

      • Evening Miserable. That might be what Anderton said drove his actions, but I can’t see it myself. On the other hand, Hitler did once say:

        “Christianity was the first creed in the world to exterminate its adversaries in the name of love.”

        Perhaps Anderton took his cue from Adolf?

        Enjoy your ale Miserable, you’ve made me jealous.

      • I remember the cunt. Tried to stop us going to Salford rugby on a Sunday, was complicit in the discrediting of Stalker and a bible bashing bigot. Cunt.

  30. My neighbours called the police when they saw me hanging out the wife’s knickers in the back garden.

    The cops didn’t do much, just said, “If all you’re wearing is the wife’s crotchless underwear, probably best to stay indoors”….

    • When the wife had a pair of her knickers pinched off the line … I wasn’t so much pissed off at the knickers being lifted … it was the missing 15 pegs it took to hang them up I was annoyed about !

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