A nomination for the putrid far-left dirty buttholes currently occupying approximately 6 blocks of downtown Seattle, USA, in the ‘Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone’. Essentially, the police have abandoned the area, temporarily, and lots of self-hating white and BLM dregs have set up camp. An established commune of cunts.

To be honest though, I’m not sure if I want to nominate this for a cunting. On the one hand the actual tax paying residents of the area are now effectively living in downtown Somaliland where they are having to deal with a total lack of law and order. Local businesses being hustled for protection money, crackheads, armed warlords (yes), and the general stench of one giant open air cesspit. On the other hand, as unfortunate as this is for the residents, this unfolding scenario has to be hands down the funniest shit I have seen in a long time and I just wanted to share the joy of this far-left social experiment so you can follow along.

On annexing several city blocks for themselves, the first thing this bunch of radical toe-clippings decided to do was.. create a border wall. Of course no dumpster walled state would be complete without of course, an immigration policy – seriously, God, thank you, this shit is comedy gold! Chaz, founded on total hypocrisy, and given the great unwashed sphincter of approval by these absolute morons. But it gets better..

On establishing their little turd pile these big brain revolutionaries realized that, having ‘attended’ all the local shops already and being away from the parental home, they now require supplies. First demands on the list are clothes, ice, and cigarettes. Near the bottom of the list, body wash. Realizing the dire lack of food, vegan pizzas were ordered to the site and word put out about the need for vegan meat substitute products. To their credit they had the foresight to start up a farming initiative for food security. So far the farm consists of one circle of dirt pilled to about an inch over cardboard on grass. They’ve also segregated it for blacks and indigenous people only. The inevitable famine and race-food-riots during next year’s harvest will be glorious.

There’s just too much to mention. Other highlights include: asking the whites to donate $10 in reparations to the blacks, being allowed to take over city hall, putting a Christian street preacher in a stranglehold, making demands to the city.

I can’t wait for the authorities to move in and stomp this lot into the dirt. I’m willing to pay to watch it live.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty