Joe Anderson

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Liverpool’s Mayor
I had a bet with myself about the first city to use the virus to demand extra money . Liverpool was my choice and I won! Joe Anderson (the mayor who could be mistaken for a Big Issue seller) says that the £44,000,000 they have been promised is not enough; another £34,000,000 is needed. That is as maybe; stop being a victim, think about what your city can do for the rest of us.

Nominated by Guzziguy

46 thoughts on “Joe Anderson”

  1. Sell some your blubber to rendered down for soap you fat cunt.
    With all the handwashing going on that’ll raise most of the money.

    • Wow.
      Joe looks like a living potato.
      Joe stop scrounging, do some work,the taxpayers arent made of money.
      De not do are dey do?
      Hey hey Joe, calm down calm down like la!

  5. Boris was right. Liverpudlians are a bunch of whiny,soppy, moaning cunts. The docks are long gone. Thatcher is long dead and you fuckers are stuck in the 70s. How embarrassing.

    • 🎵 Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?
      Hey Joe, I said where you goin’ with that gun in your hand? 🎵

      • More like hey Joe, where are you going with that pie in your hand? , The fat git

      • Where you goin’ with that cap in your hand.
        I’m goin’ to London, that’s where all the fuckin’ money is.

  7. Liverpool; City of Culture for a year but City of Compo for the past 4 decades.

  8. Liverpool FC and Everton FC. The only football clubs funded by Universal Credit.

    • 🎵L.I.V
      E.R.P
      Double “O” L
      Spells debt to me ,
      With a Knick knack paddywhack give the dog a bone
      Ocean finance on the phone. 🎵

  9. Nothing worse than a fat entitled Cunt unless it’s a Scouse Fat entitled Cunt .

  10. So the dippers want a bigger pot to dip in.
    That fat cunt seems to think that the whiny scouse cunts are the most important people in the uk.
    Always the victim and never to blame.
    They probably need the money to build a new shrine for the 96 saints that died at Hillsborough even though there were 1000s there pissed up with no ticket.
    Annoying cunts the lot of them.

  11. He needs £34m to purchase a consignment (around 34 million) Pukka Pies – Steak and Kidney of course. He looks like someone who can deftly pack away a dozen pies in a single sitting.

    The overconsumption of said pies has resulted in his neck vanishing and his head morphing into his corpulent upper body.

    Humpty Fucking Scouse Dumpty cunt.

    • ‘Humpty Fucking Scouse Dumpty cunt.’

      That made me laugh aloud, thanks Paul.

  12. There’s that many boarded up windows in Liverpool the window cleaner uses a sander.

    • A mayor who wears tracky bottoms, and whos chain of office is in cash converters.
      Fuck off Joe, and you were shit as Fred Elliot in Coronation street too.

  13. Fat cunt’s realised how much food he will need so needs the extra funds.

  14. Me and mrs MR are currently watching boys from the black stuff so this conformation that all scousers are shifty, shirtless indolent cunts is quite timely.

    Gisajob!

    • Boys from the blackstuff? One of the best series ever made that one – get down from that ladder Snowy, this won’t end well..

      • First time I’ve seen it although I’ve always been aware it was highly regarded. Really enjoying it so far.

    • I recall watching liver birds, that was shit, only dealings I had with them was BMT most were cunts who PVR’d those that stayed on were decent enough, black coveralls and a funny beret

  15. Another day another commie after every else’s money.
    Zeppelin sized oven.
    Fuck off.

    • When I am President (tremble, all tremble☠💥) I am making you Minister of Cookery UT! 😁👍

  17. I have always found the residents of Liverpool to be polite, friendly and welcoming. I dont want to get lambasting a city where the nom is clearly directed at a fat cat mayor. Blighty has already had a slating by our Ozzie cousins today and I fear we will regionalise and the localise our dissatisfaction before we ultimately turn on ourselves. CUNTS!

  19. The odds are well and truly stacked against him if it comes to catching the virus.
    Overweight, aged over 60 and breathing difficulties.
    JOE : But I don’t have any breathing difficulties!
    BORIS : Take that. 🥊. You fuckin’ do now.

  20. I imagine he needs a crane to lift him back up when he has finished at the trough.
    Oops, nearly forgot – his type are NEVER finished at the trough that we pay to fill!
    Commie by any chance?

  21. It’s a little known fact that Yul Brynner was a Liverpool FC fan and suffered badly from BO.

    Yeh, Yul never wore cologne.

  22. Fuck me, he has more chins than a Chinese phone book… before Chinky flu came…I will get my coat…taxi for Sid please

  23. I see Fatbollocks Joe was elected with only 52% of the vote. I thought, for the Labour Party, 52% is not enough to win a vote.
    How about a re-run? We’ll call it…….”the People’s Vote.”
    How about that Fatbollocks?

  24. You cunts are too hard on scousers and scousedom. I worked there for a bit and still go back from time to time to visit my alloy wheels and stereo.

  25. I remember a German politician at the time of Boxhead reunification saying that ifor West Germany it was like inheriting a thousand Liverpool’s all at once.

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