The BBC: ‘A Nation Shall Speak Crap Unto Nation’ cunting please for the BBC, for doing today what they do best – Royal arsehole crawling.
424 “ordinary” people have died in the UK due to the Coronavirus, but since 10.00 this morning, Wireless 4 has carried at the top of each newscast that Prince Charles, 71, has tested positive for the virus. He only has, they admit, mild symptoms, but that is enough to keep the Royal correspondent (the ginger man Charlie didn’t like and dissed to his sons prior to his 2005 wedding) busy, giving his report to the news channels.
The BBC have just shed a tear over Magic Grandpa’s last hurrah at PMQs (“I nearly ran the country, you know”), but it seems after a week or more of news reports, they are more concerned about the Prince.
No doubt when Qweer Charmer takes over they will transfer their love of the Prince to the queen.
What a grovelling bunch of cunts they are.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Charlie the jug eared chimp never had it in the first place. I note that the BBC are slagging off cunts running off to their second homes but had nothing to say about Charlie shitting his pants and taking off to Balmoral. Charlie is a cunt, his wife is a slag and the BBC are a fucking disgrace. Burn the fucking lot of them.
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Is it Dobbie the Sock Elf, or an Annigoni portrait of Yoda ??
Camillah Parkyer-Bowels is all mine, all mine (“we can have a weewee, we can can have a weewee, we can have a wet all over the wall”); of course, am only referring to my dead pool nom. When she goes to the great turkeyneck fryer in the sky, I’ll break open a cask of Royal Lochnagar…
Keep your grubby mits of the Laydee, she’s mine, I tell ya !
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30 nominations for this smug, up-its-own-arse joke of an organisation added to the nominations for various programmes, presenters and hangers-on prove that the foul denizens of Jimmy Savile House are Ground Zero for cuntitude in the UK.
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Well said !
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The BBC are desperate to suck up to the Royal Arsehole and the Establishment as a whole, now that it knows its TV licence is in jeopardy (or was prior to the virus).
It knows there are millions of extra viewers now that a lot of workers are either WfH or have been made redundant or furloughed. As a consequence it will try to indoctrinate these chumps with more of their one-sided woke bullshit so as to get them onside should the government ever give the licence payer the right to decide how the BBC should fund itself.
I just hope Boris hasn’t gone all soft on this idea, but so long as the BBC carry on taking pot-shots at him and his government, it may just harden his resolve to bin the tax once and for all (as well as any thoughts of indirect taxation too!)
Fuck the BBC and Fuck their Draconian Tax
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For thirty years they’ve been ramming their woke bullshit down our throat and still people vote for the horrible nasty Tories.
Has it not dawned on them yet that this lefty message just ain’t getting through?
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Carol Kirkwood has floppy tits.Lucy Verasami has nice perky ones.
Carol Kirkwood should Fuck Off.
Where the Fuck are Mac and Nurse Cunty….different sides of the lockdown argument but both talked sense and I enjoyed reading their posts.
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PS….Prince Charles can shove his Duchy of Lancaster biscuits up his royal arse and Fuck Off….The BBC can Fuck Off too.
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Morning m’Lord !
Indeed, the veritable fore-runner of arsebiscuits.
Working for The Ministry is shit.
Much prefer being a 2/3rds-trained sparky.
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Agreed….
With the UKs temperate climate the weather news is rarely good , personally I would rather get the bad news from the pert titted highly attractive Ms Verasamy than a shop worn SAGGY KIRKWOOD…..
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Not only does she have floppy tits but the relentless arn’t i so very very nice persona, much like that other Scots professional ‘nice’ person Lorraine Kelly leaves me cold.
I would with that Sarah Kieth Lucas though who manages to be naturally nice without ramming it down our throat.
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I enjoy a tasty Indian.
I wonder if she’s all hot and spicy, of if she’s more Pasanda…
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The Bangladeshi Broadcasting Caliphate is a vile, Tory hating, pro fakestinian biased organisation which is grossly overstaffed and churns out blatant left wing propaganda.
However, I am unable to sleep with worry. I need 24 hour coverage of Jordan’s every move. How is that slack minge pox filled Kaffir cock sucking whore dealing with the current crisis? Come on Counters, I really feel you are letting everybody down.
Went to Saintsbury’s last night. Everyone queueing up and being polite to the staff. They now close at 8pm and not 10. When I left the store it was closing so staff were very gently and politely informing customers. One twat shouted ” But you close at 10!” The staff member had to explain to Tarquin that, due to the national emergency he would not be able to purchase his organic smashed avacardo fair trade salad for his POC partner or sota milk for his lactose intolerant milk for his insanely gifted child.
Another, more shouty cunt, was a little more vocal. I got into my car, drove to where he was standing and wound down my window. I said, and I quote: ” Listen here you ignorant,fat,
lardy arse pasty fat wasteful cunt, they will still have lard in the morning now fuck off and go have a salad,you total ming mong” His response ” Come on then,if you think you are hard enough ” Instead of telling him that I have several black belts and am trained in Krav Maga I replied “If I get hard, I would not want you on the end of it as I am not into bears” as I drive off. Lord of laughs from the shop staff, not so this vile Java the Hut impersonator.
Good morning.
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Wireless 4 even in these virus-fuelled days still insists on broadcasting dreary woe-is-me dark key and Parking Stanley why-are-we-treated-so-bad codswallop often served up as a misery memoir, usually spread over 3 weeks 5 days a week. Before the shipping forecast this morning for example, they broadcast an “appetiser” for tonights 2245 reading “American Dirt” wirth one of those gormless wimmin who sounds as if she would like to have been a rapper. Also of course, PM has to be fronted by an iron who is so terribly sympathetic and important. As a reward for sitting through this shite they give you on Sunday evenings a “classic” episode of Just A Minute – nothing classic at all just an excuse to repeat an old programme. In pre virus dahs it would have been sold as a “tribute to Nicholas Parsons”
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The BBC is a cunt. I’m sure if I wanted snowflake woke agenda preached at me I could find it elsewhere.
I loath the BBC, seems we all do.
Is there anyone on here that actually thinks the BBC is a good thing?
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I wouldn’t say it’s a good thing in its current form, but I watch it enough to make the 43p a day license fee worth paying if it means no commercial advertising. Besides the wife tunes in religiously, which keeps her out of my hair much of the time, so a bargain at half he price!
Already got my coat, taxi on the way, plane tickets booked…
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The BBCUNTS are like a monstrous carbuncle on the face of society.
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Excellent form EK! This f*cker was probably killing time before the BBC film crew arrived for the documentary about his gifted child “Pugsley Lardboy”! 😀
Oh yes, before I forget – f*ck the BBC – I don’t not pay my TV Licence to watch Desperate Dan McGovern gurning her way through “Have I got indoctrination for you” with those dreadful guests!
Boxing, gymnastics, programmes about gypsies being duffed up and local news about skateboarding grannies and missing tortoises – these are the only acceptable things for broadcasters to show – along with hefty chested lady weather presenters!
Oh, before I forget – f*ck the BBC!
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And I am now playing “guess the random mod word”! Not to worry, got the coppers here at the moment – a f*cking huge insect knocked at my door earlier, punched me one and flew off!
Police state it has been happening a lot where I live and suspect there’s a nasty bug going around..
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I know what you mean Vernon. There was a man knocking on my door with a beard this morning. No wonder I didn’t hear him.
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One thing this pandemic has brought into even sharper focus ( if possible) is the BBC needs to be taken to task , instead of staying positive and trying to galvanise the country they along with the utters cunts at Sky , channel 4 , ITV and co have spent the whole time trying to destabilise the government, hoping their insidious negativity will seep into public conscience , lucky these treacherous cunts weren’t around during WW2 as we would all be speaking German today ….
Truly sickening stuff
Fuck them all ……….
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Fully agree, my tank is at your command !
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Good stuff ASA 😂😂😂
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This goes against the grain but last night the Panorama programme on Corona virus was measured, informative, non hysterical and, even though obviously hastily put together, well presented.
The cunts can do it when they don’t have an agenda and woke cunts producing.
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When they do do good television, it’s superb. Watch this doc. (no use of full word as it’ll go into moderation), about the Penlee lifeboat disaster. Made a few years ago. I just wonder, if it was made now, how would the cunts shoe-horn a wimmin or ethnic onto the lifeboat? Anyway, enjoy.
https://youtu.be/yeIX0VnUMKo
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The BBC doing what it was set up to do? There’s the root of the frustration CC, if run to educate and inform without the agenda it could be awesome. How often is this the case?
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The food van stopped doin the rounds at work. It was far more essential than the beebs. Thankfully the only time I glimpse its ‘news’ is reception at work. If there’s no one around I switch it off.
Shut it down.
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Morning, anybody got me a easter egg?
While I dont feel as strongly as some of you about the BBC I honestly cant remember the last time I watched anything on it?
It used to be a byword for well made Natural History docümentaries, impartial upto date news,
And if anything,
A slightly stuffy establishment institution.
Now its like the Labour party, not fit for purpose.
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If any news channel is not presented by Men (no girls – look at Mr Cholmondley-Warner’s helpful documentary “Women! For pity’s sake don’t drive!” to see why they would be overwhelmed and would start crying or having an attack of the vapours) sporting waistcoats, fob watches and wax tipped moustaches it is clearly run by the “liberal types” and should buck its ideas up or be closed down!
Standards must be maintained I say!
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It degenerated into Colin Fart and Dame Emma Ratbag amdram productions.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that cozzie dramas give frustrated munters something to moisten their Tenas over…
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I used to like watching the cunts just to see how far they would go with their fairytale woke open borders wimmin first dark keys first mud slime better than you Tory rotters commies best politically correct anti Donald broadcasting.
Then I realised it was making my blood boil.
I fucking despise them and I have my suspicions I’m not alone.
One way ticket the the oven for every last one of these vermin.
Enjoy the weekend.
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This is the problem. There’s used to be stuff worth watching on BBC 4 on the iplayer – you’d get a mixture of space stuff, history/archeology and music documentaries. All right up my particular boulevard. Nowadays they have to shoehorn woke bollox or an anti Brexit agenda into EVERYTHING.
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Like when all those architects in London were busy stabbing each other the BBC took an almost gleeful pleasure in reporting the numbers and death toll.
I have seen some truly disgusting reporting by the BBC during this crisis, almost I would say irresponsible.
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Remember them calling it ‘The men’s World Cup’.
For fuck’s sake, I played in front of more people playing for my school football team, than the wimmins do for some of their ‘World Cup’ matches.
And they promoted that Rapanhoe rug muncher as some kind of hero, instead of the nasty, foul mouthed, communist, degenerate that she is.
But hey, she hates Trumpy so it’s all good, right Beeb?
And the royal arse licking has always confused me. I’m guessing a few of the bigwigs at Al Beeb find the titles useful?
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Don’t get me started on the women’s footy. Did you know Forest Ladies have the 2 stars on their shirts! What part in the European cup did they take? If they won the ladies euros would Forest (men) put a third star on their shirts?
Why are the wimminz matches filmed, reported on and given live text updates? The northern and southern men’s leagues get higher gates and are totally ignored.
BTW I hate Forest. CUNTS.
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Lord Hall-Hall…
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Never ceased to be amazed by the variety of skin tones seen on the news presenters. White being the minority.
Says it all really.
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I further note not one disabled gay badger presenting BBC programmes, I’m running off to tell Owen Jones – this simply won’t do!
Oh, did I mention the BBC are c*nts? OK – the BBC are c*nts.
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Almost sounds like Mark Commode…
I forgot to mention their utter cuntitude earlier; excellent nom.
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The sight and sound of Nicholas Witchell make me feel physically sick!
When it comes to reporting on Covid 19, there is only one guy the BBC put on air who actually spells it out in very simple terms, some guy from Cambridge, I think he is called Chris smith,
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As they’re not making any World Class Drama (TM) at the moment are they going to refund the licence fee for a few months?
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Just turn it off, you’re only going to get apoplectic from a bullshit overdose, if you are an existing licence holder, return it and tell them why you think they are an unworthy sack of shit and not to bother you again.
That should give you two years grace from Crapita parasites and in that time many things could have changed.
Fuck the BBC, Fuck ITV and Fuckity fuck Jon Snowflake and C4 news.
Kill your television.
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It’s just not possible to cunt the Beeb often enough.
I’d like to suggest to Admin that once the C-19 flap finally dies down, the ‘Coronavirus shit’ item could be replaced by ‘BBChite’.
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Make the manufacture, importation/distribution of feminine sanitary products and the pill, a capital crime. Sanity would be restored in six months, tops.
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To be honest, the BBC should not even exist at this time. These cunts should have been broken up after their despicable handling of the Savile situation in 2012. Not to mention decades of conveniently ignoring Sir Jim’ll and his antics before that.
I really sincerely hope that Bozza grinds these bastards into the dust
And the twats wiped the Kinks on Colour Me Pop. So they deserve closing down just for that. The Fucking cunts…
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I like a bit of Charlie.
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Andrew Marr is the epitome of leftist Beeb cuntitude.
And he looks like a fucking ventriloquist’s dummy, the fucking cunt.
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