Sadiq Khan 18

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A goodness gracious me curry and chips cunting please for the whacky Pak! Mayor of London, who feels that Brexit should be postponed till the EU recover from “the virus”.

Just another trick, another excuse, from this slimy little chancer on behalf of his remoaner pals. No doubt a first lick of the arse for Dame Kweer to remind him he is still around and looking for his first gig outside London when the fuckwits time is up there.

Our own Prime minister had the virus and is ready to proceed so why are the pansies in Europe needing extra time.

Khan wants everyone in London to where masks. Make this cunt wear one and seal his gob up before applying it.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee speaking. I’m, er, delighted to say that today, I’ve been granted the privilege of an interview with the Mayor of London, Mr Sadiq Khunt, to discuss his latest comments on Brexit. No hand shakes, of course! Good afternoon, Mr Khunt”.

‘Actually the name’s Khan, James Khan. *Ha! ha!* that’s just my little joke…’.

“I see. Apologies, Mr Khan”.

‘I’m one of eight children, you know. My father was a bus driver’.

“That’s *ahem* fascinating. I’m sure that not a lot of people know that. Anyway, I see that once again, you’re arguing that the government must ask the EU for an extension to the Brexit transition period”.

‘Absolutely. It’s vital that we all focus our energies on the fight against Coronavirus. That the government won’t beg Brussels for an extension at this time of great uncertainty beggars belief’.

“But David Frost, the UK’s chief negotiator, has just reiterated that the government will not ask to extend the transition period beyond 31st December, and will also say no in the event of a request from Brussels. How many times do you and your fellow Remainers need to hear this?”.

‘I repeat, this beggars belief. It’s just creating more uncertainty at a time when the EU will need to focus on rebuilding as the outbreak subsides. The government is putting dogma before national interest’.

“So let me be absolutely clear. I can well see how an extension would be in the EU’s interest. But you actually think that an extension would be in the UK’s national interest, even though it drags out the negotiations, keeps us tied to the EU as a rule-taker with no input, and will of course lead to demands from the EU for yet more billions to fund its recovery? Billions that we desperately need to spend at home”.

‘Er, um, ah. Well, we need to put political ideology aside, show solidarity and share the pain. We must take the pragmatic route of seeking an extension’.

“That means ignoring the will of the people in 2016 and 2019, which showed that the people want this done. Let’s be frank about this. You talk about rejecting dogma for pragmatism, but what this really means is that you want to impose YOUR dogma instead. This is the dogma of the terminal Remainer, looking for any last ditch means to keep us locked into the EU. Many would say that you should stick to the day job, and focus on the task of running London instead of trying to be a man here on the inside for Brussels”.

‘Um, ah, er… my father was a bus driver you know…’.

“Yes thank you Mr Khan *sigh*. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by Ron Knee

103 thoughts on “Sadiq Khan 18”

  2. Spot on. What’s he ever done but fly childish Trump balloons and ban bikini pictures on trains.
    Horrible false sneaky little cunt.
    Stick to ‘representing’ London.

    • Khan’s hypocrisy knows no bounds. He was “concerned” today and was quite cross about a number of policemen standing too close together on Westminster Bridge clapping the NHS, yet the silly bastard cut the number of tube trains running in London some weeks ago so that many other people – police or not – had – and have – to stand even closer together.

      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Khan is the Norman Wisdom of politics…. MR. GRIMSDALE!…MR. GRIMSDALE!!!

      • I would be more concerned about a number of stabbies and suicide bumbers standing on London bridges…
        I bet his sperm is poisonous.

      • Lying cunt, I am sure I am not alone in suspecting he was behind this stunt. Grandstanding cunt that he is.

    • And he looks like Philip Schofield dusted in gravy browning.
      Venomous little chalfont.

  3. Khan will of declared London an independent sovereign state by December. Make yourself at home in Allah’s caliphate.

    • Not joking but I think hes a bit simple, seems not to understand whats happening?
      Thats no excuse for him by the way, a paki midget is never going to be top of my Christmas card list.
      Hope he Doesn’t catch coronovirus and die,
      Thatd be terrible…

      • Oh an another thing!
        A nose is not meant to be a third of your body weight!

      • Afternoon MNC,
        His nose is indeed huge! I reckon he’s hiding a 12 year old girl up each nostril.

      • Afternoon Thomas, only bloke I know uses a tarpaulin for a fuckin handkerchief!!
        ☺

      • He could smoke a Cuban cigar in the shower and it wouldn’t get wet. The camel nosed fuck.

      • I did say ‘girl’ not ‘boy’, Mr Fox! 😄
        That makes me wonder how old those rent boys/ washing machine salesmen were…
        That’s one thing in Khan’s favour, I suppose – at least he doesn’t bum rent boys. Or maybe he does?

      • He understands full well, london isn’t part of England to him, it’s a multicultural metropolis that belongs to the 60% non indigenous inhabitants.

      • Johnson also flirted with the idea of London being a separate state when he was mayor.

      • I just looked him up and it would appear than you spot on in suggesting that the brain he was issued is not top notch. Whilst there is no shame in not being an intellectual there is shame in pretending that you are. He should realise that his utterances merely confirm that he is someone who is out of his depth ; not a massive problem usually but in these times….
        BTW , the magnificent ‘Damned United ‘ is on BBC tonight. Suck it up you Leeds fans.

  5. Stupid little Paki
    London is Open For Business 👎
    No it’s not Panda Boy 👍

  6. Fucking cunt. Of course he wants people to wear masks on public transport……..he calls it a burka by the way. Coming your way very soon.
    “To the Mayor of London and TfL every journey counts.”

  7. Is the mayor of Islamabad the son of a white immigrant japati salesman..?
    I despise this Trojan horse cunt…and buy a fucking tie you scruffy cunt…

  8. Also, it’s funny how the rozzers are pouncing on people who are committing heinous crimes of sunbathing in the park, but turn a blind eye to Muslim men out and about with white teenage girls.

    • Andrew Pearce has tweeted . . . . . .”If families gather for holy month of Ramadan will there be a huge spike in Covid cases. Doctors are very worried.”
      It starts 23rd April. Bring it on I say!

      • PS. I don’t go anywhere near these cunts even in better times so I should be OK. Oh! – that’s apart from our peaceful postman who gôllies over my door handle each day.

      • Not too bad thanks Bertie, getting a good two hour walk in plus some favourite books and films to pass the time. No newspapers or bulletins for me, all the latest developments are covered by my fellow cunters on IsAC. I have also been honing the great British skill of ‘pottering’. How’s things with you?

      • I hope for your sake he doesn’t touch your letters etc Bertie… 😳

      • Not too bad LL. I’m used to being lockdowned as I’m virtually housebound with poor health anyway. However, it does seem very different when it’s enforced. Miss the grandkids the most but IsAC is a good pick me up.

      • Evening Rough one. Postmen in our area have been on strike because a supervisor had the virus and was giving out keys etc to people. Would have thought they’d send him home but I guess he was regarded as a key worker!

      • So how do you get your post? I still get several ‘important’ letters and parcels every month… I’d be a bit fucked if our postman went on strike!

      • It was said at the beginning of the lockdown that some people from ethnic backgrounds will find the lockdown extremely difficult. So what about non ethnic people finding it difficult? To have a freedom unheard of in a lot of countries suddenly removed isn’t going to be difficult at all. Plenty of pictures of some cunt on a deserted beach getting shamed by the law, but I don’t see any of groups of worshippers congregating, of which there are going to be some.
        Fuck off.

  9. Dunno why he wants to make face masks compulsory in Stabistan, thanks to this oily cunt half the population are wearing them voluntarily.
    Actually if Mustafah and his mates have 3 wives each that makes 75%, not forgetting the little stabby aspiring architects who all have their faces covered up as well innit blud?
    He is indeed a weapons grade cunt of the first water but where are the numbers after his name above, surely this isn’t his first cunting?

  10. When is “applaud Sadiq Khan day”? We need to show our deeply held appreciation that this loyal UK loving Son of a , a, – no, forgot what his Dad did (Got duffed up by James Kirk, that’s what Khan senior did, I saw the film!) deserves!
    No stabbings, racial equality, all the history and culture of the Worlds greatest city preserved, cracking businessman when dealing with water cannon sales – the Man’s a f*cking miracle worker!

    • Hello please, Mr.Vern. A thousand apologies but you are being so rude to de grand poobah of de London and if you are not being careful, a mighty plague will be be falling upon your head like de cry of a hundred virgins, may the good prophet pardon me.

    • Maybe we could all stand on our door steps brandishing knives and the Quran at midnight to show our appreciation !!!

      • I’ll dig out my suicide vest for the occasion. It’s brand new, so it’ll be my first time wearing it.

      • Ron, if you’re going to engage in hateful, murderous, blowy-up terrorísm on behalf of 9th century desert cults, could you please abide by the 2-metre rule.

      • Will do Cap’n, tho I have to say that it’s always been my intention to go out with a bang.

  11. When he becomes leader of the Labour Party in 2024 after the next General election loss, it’ll be two ex-mayors of London battling it out. The Islington Left will be delighted with their new leader though, as usual, won’t have considered the rest of the UK.

    If Sajid Javid became leader of the Tories, we’d have Pakí v. Pakí to become PM. Alläh help us all.

    • You’d get the feeling, wouldn’t you, that it’s only a short matter of time before there’s a carpet riding, terrorist sympathising, sack of crap living in #10 Downing St…

      • It won’t be long, Thomas. In ten years they will have shat out so many baby terrorísts that it’ll be a common sense vote-winner.

      • I remember that greasy little cunt Abu Saalihah when he said ‘we will not rest until the black flag of Islam flies above the White House and 10 Downing St.’.
        I wonder what happened to that horrible little piece of shit? Nothing pleasant I hope.

      • He’s either doing panto in Luton (Peter Pan, naturally) or living the life of Reilly (talking of terrorísts) in a Yank prison giving disgruntled ‘mericans lessons in flying their white horse and lifting up his dress to have his sweaty gooch licked by fellow múzzies before shitting in the prison wing’s urinal. Praise be.

  12. He is an oily, incompetent fucking disgrace.
    London, on his watch, has descended into a ‘vibrant’ shithole of crime and depravity. But he is too busy remoaning and criticising Trumpy to bother with it.
    The cunt.

  13. What a cunt Sadiq is and he has no clue what the fuck he’s doing here in London.
    London is an absolute joke at the moment, loads of cunts staying in and yet there are still loads of cunts aaaaht and abaaaaaht and there not wearing masks, gloves or anything.
    Fortunately in the exclusive Mews I live in we have a shared roof terrace which has no public right of way so loads of space outside for BBQ and relaxing without being close to the neighbours.
    Unfortunately I had to mix with the lesser people and go down the shop…cunts everywhere all over the place.
    I might fuck off back to my other flat in the west country for a week or two, (If the police are reading this I know naffink abaaaaaht it and I stay at home all the time).
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • You are back, y’cunt. We feared you may have contracted corbyn19 via arse to tongue transmission which is the worst way.

      • Thanks for your welcome back CC, I believe if anything my past debaucheries have boosted my immune system so much that I can fight off most diseases/viruses.
        I was thinking of recommending tonguing a Ladies arsehole to the Government to boost the male population’s immune systems.
        I am sure many a cunter on here can testify to the pleasure and immune system rewards…the bunch dirty degenerates.

  15. That twat nearly ran me over in July 2018 in a white convertible mini in South Kensington….I was gonna report him but no one likes a grass so I just shouted “you fucking nonce!!”.

  16. Some one should tell the twat we’ve already left the eu disaster.cunt.Stone cold loser cunt.

    • Except that we haven’t…. quite yet.

      For all practical purposes The UK remains subject to EU law and part of the EU Customs Union and Single Market until December 31st 2020, which is when the transition period is currently due to end.

      The signs are now that the transition period is likely to be extended for yet another year to the end of 2021, due to the trade negotiations having been suspended indefinitely after Barnier supposedly caught Covid19 in March.

      Theoretically the transition period could be extended in perpetuity, at an annual cost to the UK of £14 billion NET, if the UK Government request said extension and the EU agree, which of course they will.

      I make this solemn pledge: If the transition period is not extended well into 2021, I’ll eat what remains of Pâddy Ashdown’s rotten corpse.

      • Well Boris and co. will run into a shitstorm 50x greater than than Hurricane Ike if they do extend after repeatedly saying that they wouldn’t.
        The Brexit Party is on red alert.

      • Of course they’ll extend. The EU is gushing out figures of £450 BILLION to help the lazy, tinpot Dooshka piss-holes so they’re going to need a huge cash cow. The Reich will suck us dry like a Lithuanian whore on commission.

      • Two-metre rule, Ron. You’ll have to throw your junk on her from afar.

      • Brexit Party on red alert? Boris must be quaking in his boots, what with a Commons majority of 80 and an opposition 100% in favour of doing whatever it takes to delay a meaningful Brexit.

        I look forward to being proved wrong.

        Evening chaps.

  17. For his cuntishness spanning many years this little shit has made it into my top 5 all time cunts

    A insignificant big nosed nobody who is out of his depth by miles and not only demonstrates this on a regular basis but also his pro mud slime agenda.

    Nasty little cunt.

    • My All Time Top 5 fucking cunts in no specific order:

      Tony Blair
      Sadiq Khan
      Owen Jones
      Donald Tusk
      Emmanuel Macron

      Appreciate that there are a tremendous number of cunts out there all fighting for the top places hoerver can anyone improve on this?

  18. This little shit just keeps on giving, he seems to have missed the point, we have left the EU and why spend shit loads of cash (that we haven’t got) prolonging the final exit.
    The hit from no deal will be insignificant in real terms because we are already fucked by chinky flu. Hopefully all the cunts who are here doing car wash job and similar will fuck off back to Eastern Europe

    On the daily chinky flu briefing some umbongo asking about the investigation into disproportionate BAME deaths and to make my piss boil passed beyond safety valve about undocumented (newspeak for illegal) migrants being afraid to seek help for chinky flu for fear of deportation.
    What a cunt, so he is concerned for cunts who shouldn’t even be in the country and he also went on about them not having any funds if they aren’t working (illegally)

    It’s no wonder I am fucking racist!

  19. great cunting – what i would do is fill his mouth with quick drying cement before putting his mask on – cunt

  20. Talking of Politician cunts…I saw Micheal Gove coming into Tesco as I was leaving.
    The cunt looked fucked, no mask on or anything the red faced cunt.
    Go fuck yourselves.

  22. Something you missed Ron. There are millions of my peaceful Brothers, and four sisters in Europe just waiting for my signal to catch the first available dingy over here. Now it would be unfair of me to expect the EU to pay for this without us GB taxpayers footing the bill plus their usual cut of 90% first.

  23. Nicely played, Ron. I really enjoy your political reporting. Keep up the good work.

    And Khan is indeed a massive, ineffective, thin skinned, incompetent, entitled, arrogant and hypocritical cunt.

    • Thanks Imitation.
      I’ll do my best to give these cunts the coverage they deserve!

  24. Good news for Suckdick. We’re flying in 850 “Brits” stranded in Bangladesh. Fucking joke. The curry houses of Brick Lane breathe a sigh of relief.
    This is why that old geezer is hobbling round his garden on a walking frame. I’m going outside right now and bang some fucking saucepans together.

  26. Never forget where this bellend cut his teeth.

    As a ‘yooman rights’ lawyer trying to get terrorists off the hook or to be allowed to stay in blighty.

    London is finished. Wall it off, declare it an independent state and let them all finish each other off.

    • It never ceases to amaze me how the Yanks eulogise about how great they think London is.

      They go over there, spend half an hour looking at St. Paul’s, Westminster Abbey and Buckingham Palace (which is a very boring looking building to be fair and not really what comes to mind when you think of a palace). Then they buy a ‘I heart London’ or a ‘Mind The Gap’ t-shirt, then fuck off home believing London to be some mecca (see what I did there?) of wonderfulness.

      I tell ’em – trying living or working there for even a short period of time and you’ll realise it is a shit hole. It is finished and walling it in would be a good thing.

      • Indeed. Absolutely hate the place nowadays and avoid like the plague (probably not a good phrase to use right now, but there it is).

      • “avoid like the plague”……I know I shouldn’t have laughed at that, but I did.

        I worked in London a few times earlier in my career. I have 3 very distinct memories:
        1. It’s filthy with rubbish and graffiti everywhere.
        2. It’s loud and crowded.
        3. My very first attempt to get on a tube failed. I was 2 or 3 people back from a door when the train stopped. The doors opened, some people got off but most wanted on. Then the shoving began. Trying to be polite and not pushy/shovey like the rest of the cunts, I actually managed to not get on the train. I couldn’t believe it! I was completely unprepared for how the rush hour tube commuters behave.

        Awful, awful place. Can’t imagine how much worse it is now, plague or no plague.

  27. How long is this Stinky going to be Mayor.? Fuck off back to boiling onions up for your curry sauce, that’s all you are fit for, Wanker.!

  28. You can’t postpone something that already occurred. We’re already in the transition period. Extend it six months? Ok, but Brexit already happend FFS

    • Glad I wasnt let down voting for Boris, ok, spent the first few month under house arrest, almost destroyed my business, and flew in gyppos for british jobs and gave the chinks the 5G contract.
      But its early days yet!
      Leave the door on the latch so he can let hisself in to boot my dog up the arse, spit in my missus face and wipe his arse on the kids baby photos.
      Well done Boris!!👍👍

      • No Dio, thats the only reason I voted for the albino, lesser evil.
        But this ‘ill repay the trust of the red wall’ blah blah.
        Does he think shipping in gyppos and outsourcing to chinks is what wed like?
        If so don’t let him be my secret santa.

      • Didnt vote for Corbyn because i thought he’ll ruin the economy,
        Let in foreigners unchecked, curtail personal freedom,
        And is a Metropolitan bungler..hold on…

      • Boris has been a bit shite (and so have many other leaders).

        Best response staring them in the face (South Korea) and they’re all dithering waiting for their scientists to give them a straight fucking answer (which they need a year to do, it seems).

        Maybe just look at the scientific data already fucking available for the response of a whole fucking country? One that even has a similar climate to the likes of the UK or USA?

        The cunts need to stop dithering (OK, I’ll let Boris of for now, the poor cunt is in hospital recovering from a bad dose of Bat Flu…his deputies needs to sort it) and just get on the fucking phone to the health minister in South Korea. There are changes we could implement now that would help, I’m sure.

        But no, let’s not lose face by asking them ffs. Let’s wait for our dithering science cunts. Had one on the BBC yesterday, saying that yes, masks reduce the distance droplets travel, but to get solid data we need about a year. FFS, as if we have time for that? Just ask the Korean cunts already.

    • You’re happy to remain in the Customs Union and the Single Market, follow EU laws and rules and be under ECJ jurisdiction into perpetuity? You call that Brexit? Brexit is still in neutral gear.

  29. #butcherkhan not satisfied by the viral spread which occurred as a direct consequence of his reducing the number of trains on the underground and thus increasing the passenger density on each train, the butcher Khan organised a mass gathering outside St Thomas’s hospital to ‘clap’ the NHS. Clown world.

    • They’ll still vote for the turd in the mayor elections. Everything will be forgiven and forgotten for the snowflakes, effnicks, loonies, dealers, coloureds, stoodents, taxi-diddlers, and camel-fiddlers. What are the options:

      Vote Tory: Token black feller.
      Vote Rory: Weedy, chimp-like junkie.
      Vote Khan: Sharia turd.

      Vote Tory, Vote Rory, or Vote Turdy.

  30. Give a shit stain a bit of power , and the ethnic contempt for the host nation comes to the surface. No shit stain, should ever be eligible for any office , excepting that of booking clerk at a Rail Station. Shit stains, should bever be given any vote in any matter, and should always leave their bollocks in their home nation, prior to arrival in the UK.

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