That Mr Jones is a cunt of monumental proportions is well known and documented on ISAC, but the little poofter has hit a new low in the “hypocritical cunt” stakes with an article in The Guardian, in which, while licking the arse of Dame Kweer Charmer, he refers to his last crush, Magic Grandpa, as “an implausable left wing leader”:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/04/keir-starmer-labour-leader-committing-policies-the-left
Come off it, Owen duckie, you have spent five years having wet dreams about Senior Citizen Smith. You have creamed your panties fantasising over giving him a blowjob. You drooled over the communist dictatorship Corbyn and McDonnell had planned, but now they have departed, so has your love.
A bit like that other arch hypocrite Jess Bulldyke Phillips, having spent years sneering at Starmer and his ilk now you can’t wait to get into bed with him (literally in your case you snotty nosed little bumboy).
It is a good job Smith takes himself so seriously, I doubt anyone else does, even his mum. As a penance I think he ought to be sentenced to a whole year of washing out Maggie Beckett’s shit and piss-stained knickers and changing the voluminous jamrags of Emily Thornberry, with his teeth.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
An utter cunt. Swreamed and swreamed for a lockdown then complained that said lockdown is ‘racist.’ Twat.
A joke for Easter…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2020/04/09/joke-of-the-day-12/
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Its a shame there arent any Motorway schemes under construction at the moment. Id happily deposit this waste of breathable air into the foundations of a bridge pile and relieve all cunters and decent citizens of this perpetual irritant.
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A viable and no doubt popular solution…
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Watching the cunt with Sarkar cunt when the exit pole came out at the last election was one of the funniest things IV ever seen.What a soppy soy boy cunt.
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Watching the whitewash or previously sworn statements is embarrassing.
I never liked old Grandpa Corbyn.
I never wanted him as Pwime Minister.
I never was beaten up.
Oops, pwetend I didn’t say that last one.
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P.s stick your rainbow flag with all the intolerance and bigotry it represents up your arse Owen.
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Sound cunting Mr Boggs, Owen is a useless cunt who’s appeal will deteriorate as time passes, his current audience will thin out as they age and find more sophisticated commentators with more than a passing understanding of their subject matter.
He’ll become a bitter old lady before a socialist gets elected.
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While Jones has rather successfully punted the idea that he was for the Corbyn project, he’s been sticking the knife in since 2015. Or so Guido says, and it looks credible to me:
https://order-order.com/2017/06/12/10-times-owen-jones-betrayed-corbyn/
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Hes been quiet of late, young Owen, one of my favourite people to cunt.
But feeling uncharacteristically mellow today, springs in the air, nice day, all my jobs done,finding it hard to summon the black bile of hatred I normally have!
Maybe im coming down with something?
Maybe coronavirus?
Yikes!!😨
This is your fault Owen!
Fuckin little leftie bumboy cunt, hope you get… no easter eggs.
Bramhall twat.
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Didn’t know this little Larry Grayson wannabe was from Bramhall MNC.
Explains a lot though, coming from Bramhall he’ll have experienced all the worst types of social depravation.
Isn’t funny how these types of cunts preach to all and sundry about depravation and hardship yet come from some of the most middle class of areas.
Anyway glad the media seems to have had enough of this cunt, can’t help but think his nickname at school would have been Thrush because he’s irritating cunt.
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Yeah CMC, Owens from the mean streets of Bramhall!
Only 2 holidays a year, couldnt afford skiing in Colorado like the other kids had to ski in french Alps.
Pood Owen, grew up tough though!
Battered them neonazis in that pub😁😁
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Owen jones get corona virus yet? with all the random guys that he kisses and cocks that he sucks everyday at those bathhouses he visits you think he would have it by now…
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Bathhouses?
Not roman is he?
Bloody romans!!
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Thwow him to the floor Centuwion!
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He has a wife you know
Do you know what her name is?
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Incontinentia Buttocks, I believe.
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Biggus diccus.
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Bathhouses are gay fuckhole palaces for poofs and closeted homos alike since 14th century probably even earlier in history MNC not just roman or greek french ,turkish, American and German too you didn’t know that? Its where queers go to where the gayness run rampart a shirtpuller hotel/dry bar basically
Ask krav or minceguy pie about them maybe they have had some firsthand personal experience there…
Sure these places are shutdown now tho obviously like everything else
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No TS, didn’t know that, never heard of it!
Doesnt surprise me like,
Im sticking with my tin bath.
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Tin bath ! MNC I have to wait for it to rain and then use a puddle…yer lucky bugger.
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Flash cunt me Crusty.
You well mate?
Stay safe👍👍
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Yeah safe thanks MNC,got to be extra careful coz missus takes medication that surpresses her immunity.Hope all’s well over in MNC posh ladida household.👍
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Good thanks, sat round the steinway having canapes and making sure the staff dont steal the silverware.
☺
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It’s bad news when simple organism like a virus is more newsworthy than you, Jones.
Socialism will still be an irrelevance after this virus crisis.
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Now this is a thread I cannot stay on for too long. Seeing this little commie’s stupid face for too long puts my blood pressure in the ‘Is he having a stroke?’ range.
I’ll have to pop in and out to avoid my wife’s tears and the living room being filled with shouts of ‘Clear!’ as the crash pads are placed on my chest.
My blood pressure, via diet and lifestyle, has reduced over the last year to almost normal levels.
Please put a warning up before showing this cunt’s stupid face in future. I’m not having this cunt ruin all my hard work. Thank you.
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Left wing cry baby bum boy
The lockdown is racist, the police are racist, everyone knows that if the police arrest a black man then it must be racism.
He needs a large black cock firmly and permanently rammed up his arse, that will make him scweeeeeeeem! (With joy 😂)
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Thats no punishment for him slick, you’d just be giving him exactly what he wants
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Only know about the cunt from you fuckers. Avoid newspapers of any stripe because they are not credible. He is totally irrelevant. Just another London bumboy. Two a penny.
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That’s what you get when you read the Grauniad, pass the Chardonnay.
Innit.
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Thank you! Very, very, entertaining. I squealed with laughter like a retard on the window lickers happy short bus.
About him being “beaten up” it is well known that many of these little faggy fairy poofs love and crave being roughed up, they fantasise about it, as one of their 1,001 sordid fantasies.
Someone should make a Porn Parody of him. David Lammy fucking Owen up the arse whilst they both recite the communist manifesto.
I fucking proper hate the LEFT!!!
The rise of the Internet and social media has facilitated the far left
I am quite certain Owen used to be a Corbynista, it just shows how quickly they are willing to jump ship. He changes his allegiances as quickly as he hops from one cock to another in the sauna, reverse cowgirl style, and I bet he always sucks his own shit off the dicks that have just fucked him
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All I can say about this simpering little fruit is that I’d like to buy those blokes that tanned his jaw in the pub a pint.
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Coincidentally I was reviewing this golden clip of Jones yesterday. The affair is quintessentially British – the heckler should receive an OBE for services to the empire.
https://youtu.be/qRp9omv59mI
Owen.. Owen.. Owen…
You’re a wanker!
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Heehee, 👍👍
He must be getting used to it by now, bet even his mum n dad heckle him.
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It must be that self-satisfied smirk on his face. For some reason I can just imagine him wearing a ‘I’ve Been Bummed By Krav’ t-shirt.
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There was an Owen Jones Is A Wanker Day last December but isn’t everyday of the year #owenjonesisawankerday?
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Haha I remember participating in that. Until Twitter shut it down because marxist baby face got upset.
Some brilliant memes were shared in his dishonour.
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I’m not totally up to speed with how Twitter works but didn’t his mate Ash Sarkar make the situation worse by retweeting #owenjonesisawankerday to something like 200000 of her followers. She was complaining about how everyone who retweeted it was bullying Lickle Owen and she was the worst offender – absolutely fucking brilliant bit of irony.
I know this video has been posted a few times on this site but you can never have too much of a good thing.
https://youtu.be/jZYpCeARhKE
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He wants running through with a cutlass.
An irritant and a commie.Fuck off.
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He really is an unlikeable smarmy mouthy cunt. And makes a living from being so.
Find it hard to watch him or that commie Sarkar woman for more than 15 seconds without having ridiculously violent fantasies involving kicking/punching.
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Cunters may like to know that I’m currently working on an unauthorised autobiography of the lad, entitled ‘Owen Jones; A Cunt for All Seasons’. I hope that it will be ready to send to a publisher by year end, but there’s so much material that it’s proving difficult to get the draft down to a manageable size.
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Anyone know his personal details so we can post it along with random incitements to personal violence?
👍😁
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What an utter surprise that Jones has thrown Magic Grandpa under a bus so quickly. When MG was facing a leadership challenge, he took to the Grauniad to express his belief that it was time for MG to stand aside. The shit he took from Momentum was immense, and he spent the rest of MG’s tenure sucking up to him, to the point that he actually tried to pretend his treachery didn’t actually happen. The one thing you can guarantee about Jones is that at some point, he will Ides of March Starmer. If I were S’Kier, I’d keep Jones as far away as possible. He’s a two faced little cunt.
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A good cunting W.C. Boggs, but would anybody fantasise over giving Magic Grandpa a blowjob knowing that Diane Abbott has probably already done so. I bet his penis tastes like a chicken sausage as a result of being marinated from her fried chiggun breath.
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I do feel that we are a tad harsh on this immature,opinionated, stupid, intolerant,lying,cocksure cocksucker.
On reflection, no we are spot on. Keep it up!
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This piss poor excuse for a man should take an adventure with some of his queer mates down a large river in the USA and stop off to pick flowers near some Red neck hillbilly’s illegal distillery. Sounds Familiar.? You sure have got a prrdy mouth!
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Squeal lil piggeh.
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Owen Jones is the Jacques Louis David of today… A self serving leech who will attach himself to whoever is flavour of the month with the loony left and the wokeflake psychos.
David was a cunt who favoured the monarchy, then Robespierre, then Marat, then Napoleon. Jones does pretty much the same with the Labour Party and other left wing ’causes’ and lunacy. Only difference was the French cunt could paint a good picture. While Jones has no use or purpose whatsoever, the cunt…
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Norman, I think you’re more educated that you’ve let on in the past. Jacques Louis David? Never heard of the cunt. You’re football related posts are obviously an attempt to appear less upper class than you actually are. I put it to you that you are (or the reincarnation of) Norman Antony Francis St John-Stevas, Baron St John of Fawsley and I claim my fiver. Unsurprisingly, Owen Jones is still a cunt though.
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Owen Jones 👎
What can you say about this little poof that hasn’t been said a million times already 👎👎
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I like Owen Jones (but only in reply to your question).
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