Lenny Henry (5)

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‘Sir’ Lenny Henry is a monumental cunt.

Now, we know this cunt of old. But his recent griefjacking over the death of the late Eddie Large was both hypocritical and cringeworthy. On social media (where fucking else?) Henry paid ‘tribute’ to Large by gushing about when he was on the bill with Little and Large some time in the late 70s. Henry’s over the top fawning was pretty sickly, saying he ‘had never heard laughter like it’ when referring to Little and Large’s live act.

First of all, it’s bollocks and totally over the top theatrics. Syd and Eddie were not that good. Little would try to do some songs and Large would interrupt him by doing impressions of Cliff Richard and the like. It was not Hicks, Pryor or Don Rickles in their prime.

Then there’s Henry’s anti-70s and pro PC bullshit. For years this cunt has dumbed down and slagged off 70s comedy, saying things like Rising Damp was racist (when it actually wasn’t) and other wankbabble that wokefalkes and Grauniad readers want to hear.

So – whatever their act was like – surely Supersonic and Eddie fall into that 70s ‘un-PC’ category? Well, unless there are griefjacking points on social media to be scored….

Of course it’s a a shame about Eddie and how he went, but ‘Sir’ Lenny is a cunt.

Nominated by Norman

67 thoughts on “Lenny Henry (5)”

  1. Nice one Norman. Not my favourite person at any time iin his Non career. Racist ? I recall Henry’s pretty “racist” use of the term “Wonga” in his act depicting Afro Cultural behaviours, and his exagerated Afro dialect.

    The man has always been a cunt, and for the life of me, how any fucker can call him a comedian is beyond me. As for Little and Large, sad ( as you say ) but average, barely average against the greats of Comedy !

    Henry IS a cunt, and I hope to fuck I never have to sleep in a Premier Inn frequented by that daft fucker !

  2. Lenny Henry and his wife are going to Africa, to show them how to survive on three square meals a day.
    That was said by the late great Bernard Manning. About this shit cunt and his ugly obese ex wife and their comic relief efforts.
    I also remember his crocodile tears when a hurricane demolished Jamaica ( it did about £20 of damage)
    Smile Jamaica he said, not if they’re listening to your act you washed up old has been.
    Fuck off and die.

  3. Lenny Henry is to comedy, as bats are to COVID, you cannot link the two. Anyone who laughs at their own jokes isn’t funny. A wòg who was nursed through the limelight in the 70s and 80s by the BBC when he should have been sweeping the stage instead of standing on it. If he was any sort of man he wouldn’t have let Dawn French get so fat when married to her, he’ll never be called sir by me. CBE – Conned the British Empire.

  4. I don’t know exactly what this gormless unfunny cunt has done to deserve a knighthood? Especially when I read about Tom Moore, a 99 year old war veteran, who is currently walking 100 lengths of his garden before his 100th birthday, and has already raised £13m for the NHS!

    A petition is ongoing to award him a knighthood, not only for raising so much money, but his services to the NHS, and for the various medals and commendations he won during WW2

    Compare and contrast Moore to “Sir” Lenny fucking Henry, and cunts like him who have been knighted for just doing their fucking job!

    But I suppose woke wankers like Henry would class Moore as an out-of-touch white privileged bigoted Brexit-supporting racist, and murderer of innocent German women & children!

    Fuck you Henry, you unfunny race-card playing cunt of cunts!

  5. Great cunting. Sir Lenworth Cuntbubble Henry is the comedy world’s equivalent of Lammy, although quite what business has in the world of comedy is pretty unclear.

    In his prime, his acts typically comprised some loud Jamaican type, a rastafarian, an Uncle Tom and some poor Marvin Gaye tribute. Each one cringeingly unfunny. Even back in the 80s, Henry was being vaunted by the BBC as this uniquely funny dark-key.

    The cunt then spent some time falling backwards onto Premier Inn beds (and probably knocking the plaster off the ceiling of the room below) in an attempt to hawk their hotel chain.

    Nowadays you hear the cunt whining on about the lack of opportunities given to BAME actors. So fucking predictable as so fucking tiresome. I can only think his gushing eulogy for Eddie Large is confected so he can appear a bit less of a bleck militant and a bit more of a gangly, jolly chap who has nothing against whitey.

    Sir Lenwood, I hereby swear you in as a Megaton Cunt (you cunt).

  6. Large was ok….Henry was passable for small kids and old people who could’t hear the “David Bellamy” shite impressions back in 1979. Neither of them could hold a candle to devil…….Jimmy Cricket! Fuck me the 70’s were shit. 3 TV channels and Lenny Fucking Henry on 33% of them.

    • Little and Large were a poor man’s Cannon & Ball and Cannon & Ball were like a poor man’s Eric & Ern who were like a poor man’s Abbot & Costello, and Abbot & Costello were like a poor man’s Laurel & Hardy.

      Lenny Henry is just a cunt.

      • I’m not sure they trump Laurel & Hardy, 3D. Especially as the Rons, great as they were, didn’t write their own material.

        Mind you, there were some average L & H films though, weren’t there.

  7. This umbongo drinking Kaffir needs to know his place….

    Fuck off.

    Good morning.

  8. This cunt wouldn’t be seen dead in a Premier Inn and i’m mystified as to why they use him. Do they think he’s popular or something? Not with anyone I know.
    Every time some sleb snuffs it another bunch of publicity hungry slebs ride on their coat tails with their tongues up the corpse’s arsehole. They make me wanna puke. Fuckface Henry also loves to ride the charidee bandwagon, usually on the BBC, like the cunt he is. Wanker.

    • Good Morning everyone,

      I love Premier Inns and always give them 10/10 rating on their feedback email. I have only 2 gripes with them, single ply toilet paper in the bathroom and Lenny Fucking Henry. I am not sure which is worse.

      • I’d rather have a push through on their substandard arse wipes and end up with a Bungles finger than watch one minute if the extremely unfunny Al Jolson lookalike.

  9. You’d have to admire his bravery though…
    He has at some point (presumably) put his winkle into the disgusting, flabby, overhanging, unnecessarily hairy love trifle residing between Dawn French’s legs.
    I doubt anyone here on ISAC would be that brave…even B&WC!
    Bravo, Sir Len!

    • This cunt won a talent show in the mid 70s, got on Tiswas an made his name wearing a rasta hat,eating condensed milk while shouting “ok’ in a cod jamaican accent.
      He then married a pot bellied pig put some glasses on and became a expert on race in broadcasting?…naw.
      Shine my fuckin shoes Lenny.
      Your a BBC uncle tom and middle class phoney.

    • Morning Mr Cunt Engine. I believe Freddie is partial to the larger girl.

      French should be rendered down and made into candles for when the energy companies go bust and the lights go out.

      Irrelevant Fact: The lockdown is costing us £2.5 billion per day in lost economic output.

      And Lenny Henry is an unfunny uppity CUNT.

  10. Feeble old Uncle Tom, he was wank in his “prime” now reduced to flogging cheap hotel rooms and acting like a cunt for one night a year on some shite back slapping charity event, Red nose, more like Brown nose, fuckin Mud Duck.!

    • Remember when he was brummie?
      Then he went ultra brummie like a black Noddy Holder.
      Now hes not brummie he has a bbc intellectual accent!
      What a fraud, like that Steven Seagal a fantasist who reinvents hisself mr Ben style.
      Preferred black Noddy.

  11. Do you think they put two super king beds together at their house to accommodate their flab?

  12. Well of course, the main reason that qualifies Lenny as a cunt, is the fact he’s from Birmingham! In my book, that’s all you need. Never met any of these who didn’t live up to the title. I digress. I won’t donate to Red Nose Day, because of this oaf. Well, and the fact I’m a bit stingy. I did however find him funny on one, and only one occasion. He was performing as some character called Fred Dread! Can’t recall what show it was on but I was absolutely pissing myself with laughter! I was however, very…….very…….drunk!

  13. How the fuck do you get a knighthood for being a not funny cunt from the mid 70’s till now beats me he really is an absolute cunt

  14. Saw this cunt in a Tesco in Cornwall about ten years ago when my kids were small. He was strutting around the shop trying luke fuck to get noticed but nobody really cared. When we were driving off he was outside the shop leaning on a barrier so my girls decided to give him a wave after I explained who the fuck he was; cunt totally fucking blanked them, looked right through them the blick cunt. To be fair, my girls are very ayran looking though…the fucking racist!

  16. Lenny got his break on a TV talent show, he won due to his popularity with the let’s face it a vastly white audience, racist cunts.

    Somewhere along the way Lenny was turned from being a comedian to being a cunt, he suddenly becomes a campaigner for everything black, apart from women that is, Lenny doesn’t choose to date or marry black women, he prefers his women white. For me this demonstrates his commitment to all things of colour perfectly. Katanga Lenny, fucking Katanga.

  17. Someone I know told me that back in the day this jerk made a scene in the waiting room at the vd clinic in Doodlay.

    • To be fair to him, an old mate of mine vaguely knew him back in the early 80’s when he worked at Butlins Minehead and Henry was the star turn. My mate said he was fucking birds left right and centre as fast as you could put them under him, so fair play on that score I suppose. Although I guess they were all white and fat as fuck; he does seem to have “a type”.

  18. I wont stay at a Premier Inn in case this cunt is there.
    His comedy was shouting ‘Katanga’ and being the ‘African’ as I recall.
    My how we laughed.

    • Its his grossly obese seriously unfunny missus puts all this shite in his head.
      Shes from that 80s university educated ‘alternative comedy’ scene, all posh kids,
      They all hated poor Bernard Manning, they all were leftie types,
      The only one I found funny was Rik Mayall.

      • Mayall was fucking hilarious in that Comic Strip presents one on the motorway with the salesmen. The one where ‘Gold’ by Spandau Ballet was stuck on the CD player and that bloke was puking etc.

        Might have a look for that later, can’t remember the name of the episode, but I did wee a little when watching it back in the day.

        But most of the Comic Strip stuff influenced by Fatty French was fucking dire.

      • I was thinking more of his quadbike riding.
        Got hiccups through laughing.

      • Always thought Rik and Ade were great and the rest of them were cunts.
        The Bottom DVD box set is coming out for an airing tonight I think… 😀

  20. Another in the monkey troop on the BBC gravy train.
    Another despicable woke cunt.
    40 lashes then hot oven.
    Fuck off.

    • Ooh let’s think. Not Jennifer Saunders, the other one…
      What was her name again?

  22. How can this cunt claim to be some kind of ambassador for race relations?

    I remember this twat as a kid. He wore a rasta hat, put on a strong Jamaican accent and went ‘ooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk’ and had a thing for condensed milk sandwiches. He’d also do the African character and shout, ‘Katanga my friend!’ Clearly not racist in any way.

    He lives in a big fuck off mansion nowhere near the ‘diversity’ he champions. He’d call the police or set his hounds on any of the ordinary Birmingham residents if they came anywhere near his home for a visit. The simple answer to why he’s reinvented himself as a black, pseudo-intellectual race relations ambassador, is that it helps him to stay relevant. He’s a crafy cunt. It means that the BBC both must keep him in the public eye and that to put him on the shelf, like they do with almost everyone else (Des Lynam, Noel Edmunds etc) would be ‘racist’ no doubt. It’s another reason that the gays don’t get shelved when people get bored with them, too. Soon, it’ll only be the likes of Lenny, peacefuls and ‘oooh get her’ types working for Al Beeb.

    Which is fine, as long as they go the way of everyone else and have to survive on their own two feet, instead of trying to attach themselves to council tax bills or our internet bills, the cheeky cunts.

  23. He was vaguely funny in his heyday but back then there were only 3 channels to watch, so not much choice.

  24. Always remember this letter published in Viz years ago:

    “It’s all very well Dawn French going on about fat women being comfortable with their bodies, but I, for one, would not put my nose up her arse crack on a hot, sunny day.”

  25. This cunt hasn’t done or said anything approaching funny for a fucking decade
    Most people under the age of 20 would probably only recognise him as the idiot from the premier inn adverts ….
    Never found this cunt or his tub of lard ex missus Dawn (donut) French remotely funny ……

  26. Did a job a few years back and had this unfunny cunt as a neighbour to the site.

    It is the smelliest, most rude, arrogant, dishevelled, YT hating pile of stinking faecal matter I have ever had the displeasure of being caught downwind of.

  27. Having said of all the above – The Delbert Wilkins character was actually quite good. Remember the the BBC (Brixton Broadcasting Corporation)? He’s still a cunt though.

  28. ‘Sir’ Lenworth of Cunt’s carping about Rising Damp is hilarious.
    Henry always goes on about how ‘racist’ the show was, yet the black character (Philip, played by Don Warrington) was the most intelligent, pulled the birds, and always got one over on Rigsby. Even the Rigsby character wasn’t ‘racist’ in the true sense. Snide remarks and mild bigotry, yes. But never once did Rigsby use the words c0on and n!gger. A bond also formed between Rigsby and Philip as the series went on. And the film shows Rigsby standing up for and by Philip and keeping his secret about not bring the son of an African chief. So what the fuck is racist about that? Henry just sees a black character in the 70s and pulls out the race card without any rational thought. Virtue signalling at its lowest.

    Oh and ‘Sir’ Lenworth’s 70s sitcom, The Fosters was fucking shite. Rigsby was ace though. Oh, Miss Jones!

    • Rudolph Walker will still speak out to defend “Love Thy Neighbour” and remains good mates with Jack “Eddie Booth” Smethurst to the extent that he visits Australia regularly to have a beer with him.
      Fuck off Lenny…

      • Jack was also good in Corrie. As binman, Johnny Webb. Him and Eddie Yeats were funny. And Chalkie Whitely was funny as fuck too.

    • Exactly. Rigsby always ended up looking like a bellend and Phillip ended up looking like the calm, intelligent one who got the birds’ attentions (even if it was the rather ugly Miss Jones).

    • Rupert Rigsby fucking superstar !
      That’s when comedy was comedy, its heartbreaking to see the shit they churn out now.
      There may have only been 3 channels when I was a kid, but the quality of comedy will never be bettered.

  29. Lenny Henry is about as funny as a burning orphanage. Talk about rubbing it in, when his fat cunt wife went to Africa to show them what six meals a day looks like.

  30. The Brer Rabbit promoting, tar baby slapping, corn cob arse wiping, congenitally unfunny dindu that he is.
    Oh hang on, that was Uncle Remus wasn’t it? Or Uncle Ben, Uncle Hasbeen?
    I dunno, some macaroon anyway, I’m off for a bread and condensed milk sandwich.

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