Dead Pool [158]

Posted on April 6, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Lord of the Rings who correctly predicted that.the veteran actress Honor Blackman best known as Pussy Galore would be next to die at 94.Her death is listed as natural causes and not Covid_19.Incredible Deadpool 157 went on so long given the circumstances.

On to Deadpool 158

Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts who you think will be next to conk out.It is first come first serve.You can steal other peoples nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the Worlds oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)You must pick a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun)

Joanne Woodward
Sandra Day O’Connor
Bill Treacher
Paula Tilbrook
Douglas Hurd

91 thoughts on “Dead Pool [158]”

Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on April 6, 2020 at 5:10 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Angela Lansbury
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Little Richard

Good Shot, Lord Of The Rings.

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Liberal Liquidator on April 6, 2020 at 5:11 pm said:

Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens
Beverly Cleary
Bernie Madoff.

Nice work LotR.

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Deploy the Sausage on April 6, 2020 at 5:11 pm said:

Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Mikhail Gorbachev
Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)

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- Deploy the Sausage on April 6, 2020 at 5:12 pm said:
  
  Shit …. treachery nabbed
  
  Josef fritzl
  
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- Deploy the Sausage on April 6, 2020 at 5:13 pm said:
  
  Fuck lansbury as well…..
  Thieving cunts 😉😂😂
  
  Madeleine albright
  
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Daz Wud on April 6, 2020 at 5:13 pm said:

Lionel Blair
Prince Phillip
Vince Cable
David Atenborough
Mo Molam

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- Dick Dribbler on April 6, 2020 at 6:13 pm said:
  
  Do you mean former MP Mo Mowlam? She died in 2005.
  
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  - Miserable northern cunt on April 6, 2020 at 6:52 pm said:
    
    She came back in 2008.
    
    5
  - Daz Wud on April 6, 2020 at 7:11 pm said:
    
    I of course meant Anne Widdecombe, but that lot all smell the same to me…
    
    3
  - Daz Wud on April 6, 2020 at 7:09 pm said:
    
    5 is a very unlucky number for me and Mo so I only need the 4….
    
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J R Cuntley on April 6, 2020 at 5:14 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
James Randi
Robert Wagner
Boris Johnson

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- J R Cuntley on April 6, 2020 at 5:16 pm said:
  
  Fuck..Johnson bagged..
  
  Ian St John
  
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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on April 6, 2020 at 5:15 pm said:

Arthur Scargill
Imelda Marcos
Michael Aspel
Lady Antonia Fraser
Juliette Gréco

2
- Hard Brexit Cunt on April 6, 2020 at 6:01 pm said:
  
  Imelda Marcos has a son called Bongbong. I wonder if the current President, Rodrigo Duterte, has him targeted as part of his crackdown on drug dealers.
  I wonder if she enjoys having the heels of her massive shoe collection inserted into her various holes.
  
  3
Captain Magnanimous on April 6, 2020 at 5:20 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Ding dong dell, Pussy Galore’s in Hell.

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Odin's balls on April 6, 2020 at 5:20 pm said:

Tony Blair
Lily Allen
Kate Moss
Pete Doherty
Cara Delavigne

4
Bob Frapples on April 6, 2020 at 5:20 pm said:

Syd Little
Tony Green (Bullseye)
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy The Bull Gravano

1
CuntyMort on April 6, 2020 at 5:21 pm said:

Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Ben Bradshaw
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris

Good darts Lord the Rings

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- CuntyMort on April 7, 2020 at 6:50 am said:
  
  Fuck, Tony Blair nabbed, Vince Hill instead.
  
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General Tso's Chiggun (formerly Opinionated Cunt) on April 6, 2020 at 5:21 pm said:

Henry Kissinger
June Brown
Septic Blatter (sorry CMC)
Dick Van Duke
Tom Smith (rugby player)

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- General Tso's Chiggun (formerly Opinionated Cunt) on April 6, 2020 at 5:23 pm said:
  
  Argh that should read Dick Van Dyke! Bloody autocorrect!
  
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George W Bamboo on April 6, 2020 at 5:22 pm said:

Paul McCartney
Phil Collins
Jimmy Tarbuck
Des O Conner
Bob Dole

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General Tso's Chiggun (formerly Opinionated Cunt) on April 6, 2020 at 5:22 pm said:

Considering some of the names we’ve missed I’m amazed it’s taken nearly two months since the previous one.

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Smug cunt on April 6, 2020 at 5:25 pm said:

I was going to say that. Its a prize rather than a popularity contest.You need four more.
The Queen
The NHS
HMS Queen Elizabeth
President Ping

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Asimplearsehole on April 6, 2020 at 5:25 pm said:

Tony Blair
Boris Johnson
Nichola Sturgeon
Ian Blackmore

2
Black and White Cunt on April 6, 2020 at 5:27 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Vera Lynn
The Duke of Kent
The Queen
Murray Walker

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- Black and White Cunt on April 6, 2020 at 5:30 pm said:
  
  Saw Honor Blackman walking out of my local shop in Notting Hill years ago…proper classy English Lady.
  RIP.
  
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  - Liberal Liquidator on April 6, 2020 at 5:40 pm said:
    
    Agreed B&W, I saw Goldfinger again a few weeks ago with a very tidy near forty, Honor Blackman. Grrrrr.
    
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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on April 6, 2020 at 5:33 pm said:

Out of respect to all those celebs who might be suffering from Coronavirus at the moment, I have decided to suspend my participation in Dead Pool until we are over the worst. 😇
😂😂😂

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- Miserable northern cunt on April 6, 2020 at 5:40 pm said:
  
  Katie price
  Eric Clapton
  Sheridan smith
  Marky Ramone
  Boris Johnsons missus
  
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  - Lord of the Rings on April 7, 2020 at 3:17 am said:
    
    Miserable northern cunt on April 6, 2020 at 5:40 pm said: “Boris Johnsons missus”
    
    ….Jesus, MNC … that’s dark ! even for you !
    
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- Wanksock on April 7, 2020 at 12:25 am said:
  
  I am with you on that Bertie. It is all a bit shit at the moment, besides that Black and White Cunt has pinched our Vera.
  
  Come on Boris we need you back.
  
  3
Paul Maskinback on April 6, 2020 at 5:39 pm said:

Michael Barratt
Geoffrey Palmer
Jet Black
Olivia Newton John
Kenneth Cope

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Jack The Cunter on April 6, 2020 at 5:42 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies

Bang on LOTR

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The Sheriff of Cuntingham on April 6, 2020 at 5:48 pm said:

Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Gary Glitter
Robert Duvall
Bob Barker
Ric Flair

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Norman on April 6, 2020 at 6:05 pm said:

Honor Blackman. What a woman she was in her Avengers and James Bond prime…. A cut above all of today’s celebrislags and skanks.

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher
Henry Woolf
Patsy King

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King Cunt on April 6, 2020 at 6:21 pm said:

Jimmy Carter
Stirling Moss
Danny Devito
Jerry Stiller
Betty White

Great Shout My Lord

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Gutstick Japseye on April 6, 2020 at 6:21 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Michael Adebole

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- Daz Wud on April 6, 2020 at 7:16 pm said:
  
  Didn’t Rose West “pass over lost” or was that her brother Freddy boy
  
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Gash Nesbitt on April 6, 2020 at 6:47 pm said:

Jack Smethurst
Olivia de Havilland
Gianluca Vialli
Al Pacino
George Soros

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Ron Knee on April 6, 2020 at 6:50 pm said:

A very hot tomato in her day was Honor.

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Lord Biryani on April 6, 2020 at 7:00 pm said:

Jill Gascoigne
Glynis John
Sonny Barger
Leslie Phillips
Mike Harding.

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Fuglyucker on April 6, 2020 at 7:04 pm said:

Bernie Ecclestone
Sylvester Stalone
Dennis Waterman
Shirly Bassy
Eileen Derbisher

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Dick Dribbler on April 6, 2020 at 7:20 pm said:

Irene Papas Greek Actress e.g. Guns of Navarone & Zorba the Greek
George Shultz Former US Secretary of State in Reagan administrations
Farokh Engineer Former Indian & Lancashire cricketer
Valentina Tereshkova 1st woman in space
Baron (Doug) Hoyle Former Labour MP and father of current Commons Speaker

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Halloween Cunthook on April 6, 2020 at 7:29 pm said:

Bill Wyman.
William Shatner.
Billy Idol.
Lady C. (ovid)
Norman Lloyd.

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Baron Bastard on April 6, 2020 at 7:34 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

Good shot LOTR.
Honor was hot stuff…

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