Coronabonds – If the situation wasn’t so serious, you’d piss yourselves laughing. Oh what the heck, go on; have a good laugh anyway at the absurdity of the ‘all for one, one for all’ European Union.
After much back-biting and in-fighting, the EU has finally agreed on a £430 billion rescue package to give aid to member states devastated by the appalling Coronavirus pandemic. The arguments rage on though, and there’s clearly still an awful lot of bitterness and resentment rattling around in the Union of Brotherly Love, most of it, it appears, being levelled at the poor old Netherlands. Yes the unfortunate Dutch are being vilified for blocking demands from (amongst others) Spain, France, and in particular Italy, for so-called ‘Coronabonds’, whereby debt would be ‘mutualised’ (ie; shared, or pooled) between the nations of the EU.
The flak is fairly flying in the direction of Amsterdam. Portugal’s PM Antonio ‘Cheeky Cunt’ Costa has even had the gall to question the future role of the Dutch in the EU. He stated ‘there is at least one country in the Eurozone that resists understanding that a shared common currency implies a common effort. Naturally I’m referring to The Netherlands’. Dutch Finance Minister Wopke Hoekstra is standing firm however, and insisting that ‘The Netherlands is and will remain opposed to (Corona)bonds’.
Well can you really blame the Dutch? Coronabonds; now there’s a fucking brilliant idea if ever I heard one, an idea whose time most definitely has not come. Profligate countries could go on a spending spree and run up ever greater mountains of debt, and then saddle the fiscally prudent with the responsibility of repaying huge chunks of what’s owed by the spendthrifts. Great idea if you’re Portuguese, Spanish, Polish, Greek or Italian; an absolute fucking nightmare if you’re Dutch or German.
All for one and one for all, huh? What a joke. For the most part, it’s much more a case of ‘what’s yours is mine, what’s mine’s my own’. Watching this shambles unfold, I cannot for the life of me understand why so many in the UK remain so utterly devoted to the idea of scrambling back aboard the Eurotanic, as it’s starting to display all the signs of being holed below the waterline. I’m just grateful for the fact that we’ve gotten out by the skin of our teeth. Things are going to get pretty bad for us here in the UK, but at least we won’t have those cunts in Brussels thinking that they’re free to dip their sticky fingers into our coffers anymore.
And in closing, I’d say this to the amiable, industrious and prudent Dutch; when this Covid-19 horror is over, come and join us. Leave all those cunts in southern and eastern Europe standing there with their begging bowls extended, and in the meantime, keep telling them to stick their Coronabonds up their arses.
Nominated by Ron Knee
I have met this idea before, It is called pooling ammunition.
A system where by the unit pools and redistributes ammunition amongst members so you get to replenish the twat who fired of 3 mags full auto and only has a squirrel and a pigeon as confirmed hits for the whole engagement, and you fired 2 shots and the fuckers stopped shooting back.
Good to see Big government making the mistakes of small units.
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Another superb cunting from Ron. I love this story, like the 3 Musketeers gone haywire ! It seems that the Dutch are the only fuckers with any common sense in this equation of slight of hand and deceit. And often overlooked is the “ponzi” for collective purchase of ventilators for the EU. And on this matter, my brother-in-law just happens to work in a senior position for the GERMAN company that would receive the order for ventilators at a remarkably inflated price. Yes, Krautland looking after its own once again.
Fair shares? In the EU ???? Fuck Off !
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Thanks Simple.
I think there have also been rumblings on the subject from Vienna and Helsinki; in short, anybody who’ll end up having to dig deep ain’t happy, and you can’t blame them.
I think that it’s true to say that if we were still involved, we’d have been the ones getting slagged off if we’d refused the kind offer to take on debt from other countries.
We’re not, so the likes of the Dutch, who’ve shown themselves adapt at hiding behind us in the past, have now got to stick their heads above the parapet. I love it!
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I see that the Shadow ScottishSecretary is now insisting that the Brexit transition period should now be extended ‘immediately’.
Ffs. Yeh let’s apply for an extension, which the EU will graciously grant, so that we can be tied to them even longer, be stuck with their rules, and pay a fucking fortune for the privilege.
Christ on a bike; are these people fucking traitors, or lunatics?
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Both RK – but you forgot “cunt”.
And if the transition period is extended we would be burgled by the EU for the “Covid19 money making scheme” and we could nothing about it.
Hence the desperation from greedy b*stards to keep us in just long enough, at all costs.
No extension, four Years of misery – no more.
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Why don’t we tell the Scots they can do whatever they want but no money from England. Let them foot the extra billions the EU will demand with all this fucking money they seem to think they have.
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Scotland would be a vassal state in the EU. It seems seems that the majority of Scots think that would be a good idea.
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And precisely who the fuck would the Shadow Scottish Secretary be ?
Does it go commando under its kilt, or is it another wee, tim’rous, Tena-clad beastie ?
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