Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital for tests, 10 days after testing positive for chinky flu, Downing Street has said.
He was taken to a London hospital on Sunday evening with “persistent symptoms” – including a temperature.
It is said to be a “precautionary step” taken on the advice of his doctor.
The prime minister remains in charge of the government, but the foreign secretary is expected to chair a coronavirus meeting on Monday morning.
Mr Johnson is expected to stay overnight and is having what have been described as “routine tests”, according to BBC Political Editor Laura Kuenssberg.
In a statement, a Downing Street spokeswoman said: “On the advice of his doctor, the prime minister has tonight been admitted to hospital for tests.
“This is a precautionary step, as the prime minister continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive for the virus.”
In other news Scotland’s Chief medical officer Dr Catherine Calderwood has resigned from her post over her “Do as I say not as I do!” stance over the NHS guidelines ( wee Jimmy Crankie is heart broken)
Have a good evening and stay safe
Admin
cunt since 1066 is first in on this one so.
Catherine Calderwood
Who you ask? This pure cunt was Scotland’s Chief Medical Officer. Ten days ago she gave out the grave and serious advice that nobody, I repeat nobody, should make any unnecessary journeys. She said to the people of Scotland, in not so many words, ‘do not leave your house, your bothy, or your shitty Glasgow scheme to get even a can of Irn Bru or deep fried Mars Bar. We are all in this together’. Meanwhile, while the rest of the Jocks are following her words to the letter and genuinely putting up with lockdown hardship, Mrs Calderwood has travelled not once but twice to her second home in Fife.
Wee Jimmy Crankie has even tried to defend her saying she has important work to do, but Calderwood has since resigned. As always it’s one rule for you lot and another set of much nicer rules for us. Catherine Calderwood, what a complete cunt. I hope the locals in Fife burn down her second, I will say it again, second home..
The wife just informed me Boris has been taken into hospital…
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As a precaution RuffTuff or he’s fully munted with the virus? The UK could be the first nation to have its Dear Leader peg out through the Chinky Sniffles.
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As a “precautionary step” apparently KC.
“The prime minister continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive for the virus.”
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All the best to BoJo then, I guess. The absolute last thing you’ll need, on top of everything else that’s going on up there, is for the Supreme Dalek to cash his chips in.
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Agreed KC – Boris may be a c*nt but at the moment he is the best c*nt we have, and I wish him well in his recovery.
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Wont see Christmas.
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“Persistent high temperature and taken in for observation as a purely precautionary measure” according to the news reports.
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Mmm..still keep the receipts for any birthday/Christmas presents ive bought him.
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That daft Calderwood bitch doesn’t deserve to stay on. It never ceases to amaze me how people who are basically as thick as pig shit manage to get themselves into these lofty positions of authority.
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Hermann Sturgeon is the Teracunt for keeping Dr. Kildare in post.
Pair of puce-faced auld ninnies…
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I don’t think she’s thick Allan, just contemptuous of us plebs and didn’t care who knew it.
She does now.
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Evening guys
Bloody hell this is one odd disease. Many get it and show few or no symptoms, some like Bojo get the fucker and can’t shake it, others are sick as parrots. Get well soon Boris!
As for Calderwood, well, caught visiting her second home in Fife, in what she herself has since admitted were ‘unnecessary circumstances’, could be deemed to have jeopardised the lockdown approach. I think Wee Jimmy would have preferred her to try and ride the storm out, but as she was ‘spoken to’ by the rozzers, I’d say that it was only a matter of time before political expediency required her to go.
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Yet Hesltine,Magic Grandpa,Ken Clarke and David Fucking-Cameron stubbornly refuse to succumb…it really is a Cunt of a disease.
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Heseltine meeting a prolonged and torturous end would make this whole saga completely worthwhile.
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The bastard just refuses to bring joy to the nation ,TECB. You’d think he could do the decent thing, particularly during this difficult time when we could all do with a good laugh.
Selfish old Pisspot.
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It’s always the way. Save the planet when flying on private jets. Go into isolation at Windsor which has 300 (yes, 300) residents and staff. Go to one of your many palaces as jug ears did to spread it around the few hundred fucking lackeys grovelling there.
Fuck the lot of them.
Hope Boris pulls through. Cunt, but our cunt.
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I knew I should have insisted on Boris having a medical before I gave him my vote!
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The dirty left willl undoubtedly show their true colours again. Saying they are glad Bozza has got it ans shite like that (much like that fat bogo bogo slag who was cunted recently). I’m also surprised that celebrity fuckflake fucks like Rowling, Lily Mong, Stormzy and the like haven’t gleefully gobbed off yet…
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Just had a look at the news overon Yahoo.
On the Johnson story, people have been posting ‘get well’ messages, and getting negative ‘thumbs down’ responses. Clearly there are a lot of cunts out there who wish the PM ill.
There are a lot of politicians I despise, but I wouldn’t wish Coronavirus on any of them. There really are some right cunts about.
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I agree Ron. I loathe Dame Peter Mandelson and Lady Anthony Blair with a passion, but I would never wish illness on anyone – it comes back on yourself.
The left never ceases to amaze me with their double standards. What worries me is, if Boris is out of action for any length of time it might bring a “government of national unity” with Lady Charmer that much nearer. Just imagine Hilary Benn and Jess Phillips sitting round the cabinet table, gurning away with Michael Gove
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So, Calderwood was sacked for doing a Kinnock. Another arsehole leading by example…
No resigned, Crankie begged her to stay apparently (” Please stay I need someone to look a bigger cunt than me”.)
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And an interesting dilemma for the Police – how can they possibly fine anyone for breaking restrictions now when Vladimir Kinnock does not get fined for travelling across the Country to deliver a birthday cake and Krankie Calderwood just HAS to visit her second home for the vital reason of standing outside and shouting “look how f*cking rich I am you peasants”!
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Is it even possible for someone to look a bigger cunt than Wee Jimmy?
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Is it possible for anyone to have a bigger smile than Alex Salmond currently has?
I feel his vengeance will not be pleasant.
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‘No resigned, Crankie begged her to stay apparently (” Please stay I need someone to look a bigger cunt than me”.)’
She has Ian Blackford to do that!
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Admin, I believe. I most sincerely do, that you are SPOT ON with that comment!
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I hope that he gets better, I am also thinking the chances of China getting the 5G contract (and any other) are disappearing over the horizon fast.
As for Mc Doc, well fair play to her she has put her hands up and fucked off my only question is when will Jimmy?
Night night folks.
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If the Government give the 5G contract (or any other contract for that matter) to the state owned spy network Huawei slant eyed slime they need horsewhipping.
China needs to pay, and be held to account.
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I wonder who takes over if he carks? I hope it’s that Lisa Nandy. It would be nice for her after she didn’t become Labour leader….and she does look to have a nice jiggly set of tits on her.
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Did you watch the Queens speech?
…common as muck.
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What was with the view of Windsor or wherever the fuck it was before the speech? Are they trying to show off with the amount of rooms they have there? A thousand people could self isolate there…the cunts.
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No, I meant to. I’m sure that it was very inspiring…I actually decided to go for a shit instead.
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We can get through this with ‘quiet good humour’ she said Mr Fiddler. I immediately thought of you.
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Evening,Miles.
Hopefully we’ll all get through it sooner rather than later.
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Hopefully Mr Fiddler. Hopefully.
Tbh I am struggling. I feel locked up not locked down. Or in a tunnel. I am guilty of tunnel vision.and can only see darkness. We had a nickname for our father in the family ‘the Brooding Presence’. But truth be told I have the same weakness myself, to brood, to dwell.
So Mrs Plastic is upstairs happily watching tv, reading her books, playng games on her phone. While I am down here watching the news over and over again, assessing the numbers, the ‘curve’, the virology of the thing, DEATH IS NEAR coming to my mind all the time.
I am struggling.
I need to get out more but I can’t.
Hope all cunters stay safe, Komodo, Nurse.
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He’s getting Coronavirus done!
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“CINO” – Coronavirus in name only..😄
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Lol nice one!
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It’s every man, woman, and tranny for themselves…run for your lives. 😁
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Run? Not a chance in these f*cking heels! 😄
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Bullingdon Boris will be fine…he’ll get the best treatment and no doubt have the best Doctor on call 24/7.
We should have a Corona Pool…these unprecedented times call for unprecedented cuntishness…I was thinking abaaaaaht suggesting a Corona cunter pool but that is being too much of a cunt ain’t it?
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That’s fine, as long as I can raise you by nominating the intolerable little shitcunt Greta Thunberg the martydom, celebricunt death from CV which she very much deserves.
Stupid little turnip-headed cunt.
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‘Stupid little turnip-headed cunt.’
😂
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“Face like a bleached sprout” 😀
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She probably stinks more than Elton John’s arsehole when he has been sitting at the piano for a few hours. I doubt she uses deoderant as it is not “enviromentally friendly”. Probably uses David Attenborough’s piss as 4711*
* Other eau de cologne is available.
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Wishing Boris well.
This fucking situation is never going to end, is it.
As for China, fuck their diseased, disgusting and deplorable shitty fucking country into oblivion. Every Chinese fucker as far as I am concerned, without exception, is an arch-cunt; and I can only fantasise about every other nation on the planet uniting to bomb the living shit out of that rotten fucking commie cunthole before any mutually assured destruction.
A festering fucking abscess on the planet, China needs to be purged before it turns the entire world septic. Fucking bastard cunts.
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Ok I’m definitely not going to my second home out in the middle of nowhere well away from you shitcunts and dirty foreign bastards.
On the other hand, how can I resist fucking Camilla across the billiard table?
Don’t judge me.
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Someone I know is self-quarantined in Harlesden.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, if my last days were going to be spent in that bastion of future architects and musicians, I’d be longing for the solace and succour of eternal roasting in Hades’ hellfires.
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You’re safe with Camilla, Coronavirus doesn’t infect horses.
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As we speak, mainstream media are finally giving credence to the Wuhan biolab involvement in this outbreak. About fucking time – shame that the cunts spent the last month whipping up panic over Andrex and paracetamol panic-buying, but at least they got there in the end.
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Taken in as ‘a precautionary measure’ my arse, he must be rough or he’d be still be living it up at HQ sipping brandy and doing youtube. Ole Bulldog Boris has probably been brewing up a mutant strain in his efforts to take it on the chin for the nation and ‘get Covid done’, but maybe he’s bitten off more than a stiff upper lip can chew?
He’ll be fine I’m sure, as if it came to it I think they’d chuck him in a new lung one at a time to make sure he ‘gets it done’ in time for for a dust up at PMQs on Wednesday.
But given that he’s still not ordered the borders closed and is still allowing in 100’s of daily flights filled with 1000’s of unchecked minions, and is making no efforts to stop the daily influx of 50+ illegal immigrants at the southern coast, I think he actually deserves a dose of what he’s exposing the rest of us punters to.
I like him though and wish him well. Cunt!
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Keep us behind our doors and fly in death from around the World.
Madness, and negligently reckless.
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What we needed was someonev IN CHARGE. The undignified pleading to stay in before the guidelines were made into law to me was embarrassing. His talk of our ‘hard won freedoms’ risible. THERE IS A PANDEMIC SWEEPING THE WORLD for God’s sake.
We were two weeks in front of Italy, who were 2 weeks in front of China. That means there was a whole month when we could have implemented stringent measures first and for most by banning all flights in and out of the country. but we didnt.
Planning. Why does Germany have such a lower death rate? Testing. But how have they got such a high testing capacity and we so little? Indeed we seem to be still at the ‘developing a test’ stage.
As in those Aisian countries that are doing well Germany has been testing and crucially TRACING the contacts of those that have found to have the infection. There is no sense of us doing that here at all.
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The South Koreans locked everything down at the point of a bayonet. If you remember, they were one of the first after China to get a big spread of the disease?
Tested everyone. Hamzat suits for the medical staff, not little cloth masks. It’s almost as if the cunts knew this was possible? (they don’t trust the Chinese!) They traced where the infected had been and tested more cunts. Isolated every fucker.
No fuckers in or out. Testing and great PPE. They were ready. And cases are really low now over there. We weren’t ready and frighteningly, still aren’t.
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:knew this was possible? (they don’t trust the Chinese!)’
That rings very true.
Even if it did come from the ‘wet’ market rather than the lab they are still criminally culpable for not alerting the world immediately.
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There was well over a hundred turn up this weekend, ‘rescued’ by the border farce. Word is that Priti wanted to put an absolute stop to this madness but was over-ruled by Boris. UN migration pact anyone?
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Correction: the Deputy Chief Medical Officer for England (Dr Jenny Harries OBE) is a hatched faced old woman that looks like Kenneth Williams in drag, but she knows her onions and doesn’t piss about in her second home during a pandemic.
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On a more positive note , flabbotimus and mcdonnal are no longer in the shadow cabinet, mind you every time flabbotimus bends over the sun is eclipsed
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Send the Flabbott to China – “bling it down with bow and arrow, raw erephant taste good!”
Good luck with purging the British Communist Party of f*cking nutters Sir Keir – the “Man of the people”💩
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It must be quite bad if he’s gone to hospital. Poor fucker. That goes for any fucker who gets pretty ill with it. Must be a terrible worry.
Should we cunt scientists? (Part tongue in cheek but not fully!) When we really need the cunts (vaccine) they need two years to ‘maybe’ find a cure. We’ll all be brown bread by then!
Perhaps if they didn’t do useless research projects (perfect cup of tea etc) and looked at dealing with Chinese pandemics (of which there have been many throughout history) then maybe we wouldn’t be in this shit?
But the conclusions to such research would be, ‘If you want to avoid such things, cut them off from your country. Indeed, cut off anyone who may have come into contact with the people in China. And no Chinese imports because they may be infected.’
And that would be ‘wayciss’.
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Sorry for Boris. At my local shops a new Chinese market has opened. Big sign “Rhino Market!’ “live seafood”etc. So it’s ok to open a chinese wet market in the middle of a Pan fucking Demic lockdown trampling of human rights.
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Lockdown wasn’t initiated until after Chinky new year, all those little yellow bastards flying back and forth with their narwhal testes fritters and monkey brain breath serving takeaway up and down the country. Things can never be the same again, at least for me.
Doubtless the morbid mouth breathing contingency will still be licking the windows of their local while they wait for their “swee an sow por baw an chip” even now.
Good luck Boz, the lengths the establishment will go to to revoke Brexit eh?
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No. After a comment like that, if anyone deserves to succumb to it, it’s you. Don’t be such an arsehole…
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The absence of air travel in 1347 didn’t stop us being ravaged by the worst pandemic in human history, did it?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death
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Are you referring to me Dio?
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I see, cheers for clarifying.
Time for cunters to calm down towards each other a little perhaps, the unrest is far reaching it seems.
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