BBC Overmanning
The amount of overmanning at the BBC is amazing. I recently spotted the following positions on the BBC World news site: Head of Statistics, China Media Analyst, Global Health Correspondent (one Tulip Mazumdar – no I did not make that name up!), Environment Correspondent, Health Reporter, Environment Analyst, Science Correspondent along with some bigfoot names simply referred to as the BBC´s Fergeal Keane and Zenab Badaweh. A couple of items were attributed to BBC Persian and BBC Marathi, presumably language services which the BBC provides free of charge to Iranians and Indians. These are just the tip of the iceberg. Don´t get me started on the cushy sports jobs.
Why do you need an environmental analyst when you already have an environmental correspondent or a China Media Analyst when you have correspondents in Shanghai, Beijing and Hong Kong? This is a waste of money as all the news is available from agencies like Reuters, AFP etc. which the BBC subscribes to.
The “social media”, which is free, also provides lots of duff stuff which the BBC presents. Here is one abysmal example which is basically an Instagram pic of Serena Williams beating an innocent wall by slamming a tennis ball against it:
“Serena Williams volleys into tennis ‘wall challenge’
“Over the past month various athletes and celebs have been taking part in Roger Federer’s “wall challenge”, where they have to bounce a tennis ball rapidly against a wall (ideally while wearing a jaunty hat). The challenge is aimed at encouraging people to practise their tennis skills while staying at home.”
Nominated by Mr Polly
They sorted out the overmanning, they replaced 60% of male staff with wimmin.
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The jobs listed are just the tip of the iceberg. There are a bewildering number of highly paid, non-jobs throughout the bloated, trendy, lefty, metropolitan, woke shitshow. Funded by us.
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In one week, I counted 12 different newsreaders and 9 different weather announcers. Cut them by 60% for a start.
Keep Martine Croxall for news (sturdy Milf, big tits) & Sarah Keith Lucas (yummy)
Fuck Linneker, Barker, Mrs Brown, & all the ‘One show’ crowd right off. That’ll save dosh for a start.
Repeat Bagpuss, Mr Ben, Fingermouse & Bod during the day for kids on lockdown.
Kill the Eastenders cast off in one week with a topical Coronavirus storyline.
I really can’t name any other shit they peddle – but ther’s £millions to be saved there.
Oh & bring back the test card – why the fuck they need to pay someone to sit behind a desk between midnight & 6am repeating the ‘headlines’ every half hour is a monumental waste of license fee.
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“We’re through the looking glass here people, black is white and white is black…”
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Overmanning is right ,how many reporters have they had during lockdown going to a town near you showing that there’s hardly anyone about.No shit Sherlock ,we don’t need a cunt like you to travel to our towns to tell us theyre empty and don’t get me started on how many go out to the Olympics and World cup.
Fuck off I’ve binned paying their watching tax.
Gobshites
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One of the daftest examples I ever saw of this was on the BBC Scotland 6.30 news bulletin. It was in relation to a story about the release of otters back into the wild somewhere in the far north.
The BBC sent a crew and a female reporter off to report. What we got was a floodlit reporter with nothing else visible in the pitch black night. She started her report as follows; ‘I’m standing on the bank of the river where the otters have been released three miles upstream…’.
It could have been my back garden, and what the fucking fuck is the point of not just standing in the pitch black, but standing in the pitch black three miles from where things actually happened?
The Beeb; you fucking couldn’t make it up.
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I could have saved them a fortune Ron had they have just given me a call.
‘And here we are at McCuntface’s shit house and he’s just about to release an otter into the river’.
‘Did you hear it?’ Let’s play the audio again…..
‘Yes there it is if you listen carefully you can just hear the otter slip from its Den if you ignore the thunder in the background…….’
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Much more informative than those cunts on BBC Scotland that’s for sure Cunty.
BBC Scotland news is a legend for clichés as well.
Story about old yins? Cut to film of a pair of withered, blue veined hands…
Story about health? Cut to film of a sign saying ‘hospital’, then to an ambulance outside A & E, then to a fucking window… (why a window??).
Oh, and according to BBC Scot news, 95% of the population of the country is ‘vulnerable’.
I know all BBC local news is shite, But Scotland’s is in a class of shite all its own.
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On the Express banner headline, Scotland is listed last after Weird, and Sunday…
Brilliant nom, and great image.
I’m guessing as to whose farts have been made visible…Lord Hall-Hall, and ?
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I bet she was wearing a life Jacket.
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Hows about this fucker:
Cynghorydd Adnoddau Dynol/ HR Advisor
Welsh speaking and based in ——- Birmingham. Fuck knows what the logic is but a nice job for some miserablewelshcunt.
I have applied.
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There aren’t that many people in Brum that speak English, never mind Welsh.
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Good afternoon cunters, haven’t posted on here for quite a while although have been checking in the last couple of weeks occasionally as quite frankly there is fuck all else to do.
Whilst the world has changed beyond belief in the few months there’s some things that will never change, the BBC being a bunch of cunts whilst simultaneously spunking money up the wall will always happen, apocalypse or not.
Yesterday i caught a bit of my local BBC News (Saaaf Today as it’s known in my neck of the woods) where they had a 10 minute self-congratulatory section on how they’re enforcing self distancing so they could bring us the news we need whilst keeping us safe (yes really, they are going to work for my safety, apparently). Two camera men, one boom operator and a reporter required to talk to some doddery old wench on her doorstep about something that was hardly essential. Why did they need two camera men filming? I asked myself. Well to show that the other camera man, the sound guy, the reporter and the coffin-dodging license payer were 2 meters apart.
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Paid for by a tax that is backed by the full force if the law for those who dare dissent and completely unaccountable for anything it does.
A national disgrace that should be abolished immediately.
A certainty that is rammed full of the worst woke cunts.
Fucking demolish it.
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Its only our money so they can make up as many pretend jobs as they like for their mates.
Oh, and then plead poverty obviously.
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Good afternoon cunters, haven’t posted on here for quite a while although have been checking in the last couple of weeks occasionally as quite frankly there is fuck all else to do.
Whilst the world has changed beyond belief in the few months there’s some things that will never change, the BBC being a bunch of cunts whilst simultaneously spunking money up the wall will always happen, apocalypse or not.
Yesterday i caught a bit of my local BBC News (Saaaf Today as it’s known in my neck of the woods) where they had a 10 minute self-congratulatory section on how they’re enforcing self distancing so they could bring us the news we need whilst keeping us safe (yes really, they are going to work for my safety, apparently). Two camera men, one boom operator and a reporter required to talk to some doddery old wench on her doorstep about something that was hardly essential. Why did they need two camera men filming? I asked myself. Well to show that the other camera man, the sound guy, the reporter and the coffin-dodging license payer were 2 meters apart. And what happens when the report finishes? They show all 4 members of BBC staff packing up their equipment cramming themselves in to the same transit van. Because 4 people can social distance in one van, apparently.
In all honesty, cunts like the BBC make me glad pandemics happen. It turns out well over half the population are intolerable cunts and a few less of them won’t do us any harm.
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Pardon. Didn’t quite catch that
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Normally never watch anything on the BBC, nothing of interest on there, but the other day as flicking through channels caught a docümentary about wildlife in Arabia.
It was well done and the sort of quality they should be making rather than preaching multiculturalism and gender politics.
Think theyre going to get a massive restructuring soon, if Boris gets some fire in his belly.
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I see there is a programme on tonight on ITV called ‘The Village’ set in Creampuff territory of Portmeirion and the day to day workings of the town and its people. I wonder if Creampuff and his good lady feature? Maybe an interview about foraging for mushrooms in the local woods that go into his famous curries?
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Or being chased down the beach by a big white beach ball…
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Not forgetting their LGBT correspondent. No, I’m not making that up.
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I read they’d hired a special ‘Gender and Identity’ officer, a position they gave to a lady of colour, or create for a lady of colour.
The sound of biro on clipboard.. ahhh.
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The BBC gets more like it’s own sitcom W2 everyday with its “Head of Better” and all the insane “PC” banter and sicophancy.
I know some one who worked there for many years and she admits it is just like that.
Now it is obsessing over how many BAMES have fallen to corona in proportion to whitey. But might it just be that a higher percentage of effniks work in the NHS compared to those in the general population? I mean is that more likely than some sort of conspiracy by the state to kill off people of colour?
That’s too logical for the beeb and doesn’t fit in with their agenda.
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Over staffed and overpaid, the money some of these useless cunts earn is ridiculous, fucking news readers on 2 or 3 hundred thousand fo read an autocue.
I don’t know why they need correspondents all over the world, some silly bitch reporting on Syria from Beirut, what a load of bollocks.
Half the time they get their information from Reuters news agency so why employ twats here there and everywhere.
BBC is a waste of OUR money, time the cunts pay for themselves like the other broadcasters.
CUNTS!
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Imagine how much money the BBC is saving by not sending the usual hundreds of freeloaders to Wimbledon, Euro championship, the Olympics and fucking Glastonbury. I wonder what they will spend that money on? A few woke dramas written by sex obsessed libtards perhaps? Or just good old fashioned anti British propaganda?
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The BBC. More queens than an international royal convention.
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When Des Lynam was doing Countdown I read an interview where he said he was astonished that the clock was started by him having to push a button. He said that at the BBC he would have 4 or 5 people to take care of that for him.
The more these libtards have a pop at Cummings the more hopeful I am that Boris might fuck their over privileged, overpaid lazy arses.
PS I much preferred MOTD when Des was on it instead of that fake, jugeared libtard cunt and his arselicking mates.
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Des was good, but David ‘1-nil’ Coleman was the master.
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The Olympics is one big fucking jolly for the cunts. They take the fucking piss.
The last World Athletics championship was streamed worldwide for free (in English) by the IAAF. But still the BBC sent their own fucking team at great expense. The commentary, interviewers in the stadium and coverage in HD were already provided. For fucking free.
Piss takers
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Speaking of Tennis. Are the abracadabra CC gonna release that tape of Sue Barker using a vicious back hand on Sir Cliffs scraggy ballbag? Asking for a friend. No personal interest you understand….
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Abolishing the licence fee will cut down on staff – they won’t be carrying people when they have to pay their own way.
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Me mate is a bbc cameraman and he was asked to get a few shots of the local match at Derby. I was at the game and met him. Bearing in mind he could only get crowd shots etc as the beeb had no rights on the match footage, four of the fuckers turned up
And went straight to press hospitality for a free lunch. Fucking leeches.
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I do a lot of filming at a large local manufactuer over the past few years. I’ve never had anything from them apart from my invoices paid which is fine. Two twats from the BBC turn up to interview the chairman and he says ‘thanks, take a gift from the factory shop’. They could have taken keyrings or even a t-shirt. No, the fucking parasites took an iPad and a watch..by far the most expensive items there. The cunts.
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Id of taken the chairmans car.
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Let us no forget the 60 regional radio stations they insist on keeping, ensuring they monopolise local news.
Still, a lot of commercial local stations just get their news from Sky or via Global (LBC’s parent co.)
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60 feckin regions ??
I guess there’s one for Fitzrovia, Belgravia, Islingtonia…
S’pose they all add up.
“And here is the shipping forecast. Foul-smelling winds in Paddington, medium-to-high risk of turbot.”
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Some years ago, we used to do a bit of work ‘on the side’ as extras, aka supporting artists for Auntie Beeb and other random production companies.
Usually had to wait around for many hours during the day, while the crew of literally dozens of hangers-on sucked up to the ‘stars’. The payments for us were usually less than minimum wage.
When it came to scram time, there was always a pecking order ….. ‘stars’ first then a succession of the grossly inflated number of other unnecessary participants, then after the bog cleaners, came us, the extras.
Cutting to the chase, most location filming that I have witnessed over many years, BBC and others, have about 8 times the number of participants involved than are actually needed.
Don’t get me started on the feckers that read the news etc !!
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Clearly the BBC (Bollock Brained Cunts) even had a nonce correspondent in the 1980’s. The useless Laura Kuntsberg can piss off up Boris Johnson’s arse for good too. What’s more, we’re forced to pay for their shitness.
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