The Black Curriculum

According to the BBC, October is officially ‘Black History Month’. Well, that was news to me and, I would imagine, news to many of you.

Anyway, the Black Curriculum ( it is a pressure group…they have t-shirts to prove it) want Black History to be taught all year. I Am not sure if this group include Indian, Chinese and Japanese History in their syllabus. Should the Black Curriculum manage to get their way, then we can look forward to Black Mathematics, Black Chemistry, Black Physics.

Happily, these three could be covered in a single afternoon.

Nominated by Guzziguy

94 thoughts on “The Black Curriculum

  1. History based on skin colour is racist by definition, not to mention incredibly socially divisive.

    Whatever next, funny-tinge history?

    • Ooh, my post disappeared disappeared to you, Huffington. How odd. Is it because I mentioned hálf-câstes?

      I was proffering that we should have a hálf-câste month to celebrate:

      Barack O’Bomber
      Maria Carey
      Meagan Markup
      Zadie Smith

      I am going to let this one go, but I tend to think of BWC, he is ok and a valued member.
      To be honest I personally do not give a fuck about creed, color or sexual orientation.
      I do give a fuck about people flicking the race card when it is a load of bollocks or complaining about shit that A, does not exist, or B, is irrational, that is why I am team admin, so a little thought sometimes please.

      Naa, fuck that. Bunch of tingy cunts.

  2. Ebony Ayes
    Vanessa Blue
    Nyomi Banxxx
    Carmen Hayes
    Dominique Simone
    Jada Fire

    Big titted black tarts who can’t get enough white cock. A month with them and i’d be fucking history!

    • Your well into your black birds Freddie arent you?
      Remember you saying that before.
      Not my thing .
      Any other cunters?
      Like to plough the bad mama-jamas?

      • Count me in. I’ve had a few and they were definitely tops. Remember, once you’ve tried black it’s hard to go back. Jeannie Pepper should be added to this list.

      • I like the odd one here or there, Sanaa Lathan for one. But I seem to prefer asians, that being japan and indonesia and stuff not indians saudis and pakistanis. Very into Shu Qi, Chiaki Kuriyama, Natalie Mendoza, Lucy Liu. Though I am totally into Milla Jovovich.

  3. Will look forward to the part of the lesson where they teach us all about the black slave masters, happily trading away their own people that they had already captured and owned as slaves.

    They will surely rejoice and celebrate too when they realise that the white man was never successful in their attempts to destroy this culture. How loud they will shout their pride that, to this day, that same cultural boon still remains in their ancestral homelands too, I’m sure.

  4. I have noticed that there are not many black people in jobs that require immense brainpower and thinking ability, ceratainly not in my field of expertise there isn’t…

    The ones I’ve met are as thick as whale omelettes.

    • Ive a black woman customer.
      We get on ok, have a laugh, pays no problem👍
      But she does live up to the stereotype by being a fat lazy halfwit.
      L8ke her though.

    • You don’t find many in jobs that require effort or graft either.
      When did you last see one as a dustman, roadsweeper, labourer, builder etc? Mudslimes are the same.

      Cunts.

  5. Black history in 50 years time….

    London 2015 to 2020, 300 black yuff stabbed, by other black yuff.
    David Lammy, knew someone who died at Grenfell, correction he had a friend who died at Grenfell, correction he had a ‘close’ friend who died at Grenfell.

    Black history, stick it up your fucking arse!

  6. Yeay – black history minute:
    Slavery committed by black Nations – no mention.
    Corruption by black leaders – no mention.
    Savage medieval violence in black led Countries – no mention.
    Mugabe and his thugs stealing farms from white farmers and murdering anyone who disagreed with him – no mention.
    3 Trillion in aid to African Countries for zero result – no mention.
    The British ending slavery and fighting and dying in droves against slaving Nations to protect the rights of black people – no mention.
    Constant “hate whitey” victim playing – no lack of mention.
    Give me fucking strength. And a shotgun.

  7. And speaking as B&WC’s lawyer we demand reparation for all this waaycism! 😂

  8. Black history …………………
    Wake up in mud hut, scratch bollocks, get hard on, fuck missus.
    Send M ‘tebe for a bucket of buffalo piss enriched water.
    Tell other sixteen kids to get out and get some thieving, begging and foraging done.
    Fuck missus.
    Tell missus to get some food prepared.
    Go back to sleep.
    Get woken by missus, to be informed that food is ready, scratch bollocks, get hard on, fuck missus.
    Eat food.
    Fuck missus.
    Send missus to UN aid station for handouts.
    Fuck next door’s missus.
    Go to sleep.
    Get woken by M ‘tebe, who is back from eight mile water trek, badly mauled by lion.
    Send M ‘tebe to UN first aid post for medical assistance and a claim form.
    Fuck next door’s missus and her sister.
    Greet missus on her return with Western aid goodies.
    Fuck missus.
    Fall asleep.
    Get woken by other sixteen kids on their return with stolen goods, proceeds of foraging and begging.
    Send them out again.
    Fuck missus.
    Send missus out to assist kids.
    Greet female,Western do gooder, here on a fact finding mission and to make a charidee video for the sheep back home.
    Fuck female, Western do gooder.
    Fuck female, Western do gooder again.
    Fall asleep …………………..
    Rinse and repeat.
    Get To Fuck.

  9. Hahaha! Brilliant JTC. Laughing hard. Sounds like my life minus the lion…and the shagging!

  10. Only recently found out that there’s a willy woofter’s history month too! LGBT to be precise. WTF will they teach the kids about? The invention of the vibrating butt plug? (Invented by Sidney Poitier when he leaned back against a spin dryer) After a hard day at the Olympics the Greek athletes liked to Fuck each other up the arse? What will they teach for the other 30 and a half days?

    • Not much LGBT history. Lesbians, before the 1920’s people didn’t think they existed. Gays (male?) it was a crime to engage in sexual acts until when, 80’s or something. Bi, probably existed but I think the term Bi is quite modern. Transgender, well that used to be transsexual, and was quite well known during the last century. Doubt much of that will be taught. Althout they are claiming that words like pansexual, transgender, bisexual and whatever were first used about 200 years ago. Thats BULLSHIT, like saying Einstein was autistic.

  11. Fuck black history, in my school we didnt even get all the english history! No mention of napoleonic war, or the time around Alfred the great and the birth of ‘england’, and almost nothing from before then. If we dont even teach all of OUR history, how the fuck can we be expected to teach other history? What black history did we really have here anyway?

    • Yeh, quiz shows are gonna have to be dumbed down even more in a few years now. Curriculums are dogshit.

  12. I wonder what these people think of ‘Jewish physics’, and those who dismissed it back in the 1930s, just as as a few of these nuts dismiss ‘white male science’?

    Well cunted.

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