Sport Relief (on yesterday), another charity fundraising thing showing the same sort of stupid videos of starving africans due to the fact that 50 percent of the money raised goes over there.
The ‘celebrities’ involved, most of who dont qualify for that word, actually are paid to be there. And we just had an update about a starving abandoned nepal kid called ‘Seed’ (stupid name) who was found a few years ago. Quite obvious this probably isnt the same kid but looks a little similar. Just another attempt to take more money that we dont have, and send it to people who dont get it.
Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror
Wasnt aware of it to be honest, an while obviously worried sick about Seeds welfare,
They get nowt from me.
Go ask Big Narstie.
Ps good first nom Diablo!👍
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I would have a bit more time for this nonsense if the “guests” were not paid, and the money actually went to the needy in the UK, of which there are plenty. But worth it for that heavyweight talent Tom Allen – “oooh, simper, ooh, double entendres”, ooh, smug look to camera – was it Sport Relief or the Great British Mince Off?
Want money? F*ckoff.
Good nom Diablo 👍
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Not my first, but first released. Hate all the begging shit we get on adverts, and this is worse. Oh, but 50 percent of the money goes to uk charity and they can claim 25p on every quid from the government…who will scam it back off us somehow. But, yeah, glad this was posted.
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I didn’t watch any of this shit, but the bit in the nom about some starving Nepalese kid intrigued me. I don’t believe the nation that gave us one of the conquerors of Everest, Tenzing Norgay, and still supply Sherpas to all expeditions, and who are very religious, would allow one of their own children to starve.
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Nearly forgot, Nepal supplies those trustworthy comrades the Gurkhas too.
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And he’s off first in the grid…
Suck of our money being wasted on countries that are incapable of setting up civilized democracies and successful economies. We’ve been doing this for fucking years and these people are still drinking water that animals shit in.
Get the UN to fix it and ask some oil rich Arab nations to contribute see what happens.
Enough.
Our money spent on our people.
Fuck off cowardly celebs. For once someone just stand up and say stop this madness , we’ve done enough.
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Ask you’re mammy for a shilling for ‘the poor bleck babies of africa’ as told to my dear departed mother ( dog rest her soul) 84yrs ago, whilst she was running around with no shoes on and her arse hanging out of her knickers! granny told her to tell the penguins at her school to go fuck themselves, good old granny never minced her words when on the stout.
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Woolie headed do gooders feeling good about themselves while filling their already stuffed bank accounts.
Utter cunts.
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Every time I dodge a chugger or ignore M’tembe and his daily 10-mile walk to get water ad, I feel a sort of “Readybreak” radiant glow envelope me.
And I feel warm.
They can fuck off and drown in camel sewage.
Cunts.
Excellent nom. TV is so infested with The Gayness these days, I can see the chutney dribbling off the screen…
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Last night and this morning for long periods of the BBC news output Corina virus became a footnote as Sport Relief became the biggest news on planet Earth according to the BBC. You
What a load of bollocks, celebrities donate their time to charity doing what their egos demand, spending time in front of the camera.
Yes they raised 40 million from the soft hearted mushy headed cunts at home.thsts roughly half of what the BBC spent rebuilding the EastEnders set. Just imagine if the BBC actually felt a responsibility to spend license tax with care and not feel totally justified spending 80 million on a soap opera set? They could of contacted the money and saved us from the need for sport relief and lefty commie unfunny comic relief.
Corona virus? No worries chums, throw your money any charity, you might not need it.
It’s got to the point I can’t watch or listen to BBC output without thinking of their toxic agenda they’ve embedded in the output in question.
Corina virus or a dose of BBC toxin, at least Corina virus is over relatively quickly.
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Last week, we were all going to die because of a “climate catastrophe”. Where are we that at the moment Extinction Rebellion/Greta Thunderpants? Seems like the biggest cause of deaths in the world has come from filthy fucking chinks, not me driving my diesel car. Fucking wankers.
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Clearly there’s nothing else happening here at the moment that might require money to help the vulnerable.
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I remember ” live aid” what a load of bollox that was. I wish they had all starved to death. Stick your relief. They all turn up here sooner or later with a massive entitlement.
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With Bob Geldof, the scruffy unwashed cunt
I remember when Terry Wogan was reading out the phone number to call in order to donate, when Pikey Bob interjected with “fook the phone number, just give us your fookin money”. Very astute there Bobby, how the fuck can any of the gullible public give anything without knowing where to call?
Stupid bog trotter cunt.
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This, Comic Relief, The National Lottery etc etc.
It’s all a bucket of BBC monkey jizz.
Wouldn’t give anyone involved with it the steam off my piss.
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Much prefer hand relief.
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If they practiced hand relief, they wouldn’t be so overpopulated in the first place.
Here’s to a new charity: hand relief for third worlders. Lily Allen can do the honours.
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That photo in the nom alone would put me ff watching.
Can’t stand any of the holier than thou and so so caring and woke charity shit like Children in need, comic relief or sport shit.
I’ll give to my own charity thanks you twat heads.
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And if they do get it, waste it!
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never watch that shit, did Harry ( diamond geezer ) Redknapp) put in a ( well paid ) appearance?
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The Big Narstie Show is essential viewing compared to Sport Relief.
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Evening Ruff.
Just found another word that sends your post into the twilight zone.
Mr kipling made….good cakes.
Ex seed ingly .
Try it. Dissapears into the ether.
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Well knock me down with a feather!
That is excéedîngly odd…
Well spotted Miserable. Good evening.
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Was making a cake joke over Komodos Rudyard Kipling quote to be honest Ruff.
Not proud of myself.
☺
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Did. It did. ☹
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Same old shit every year and nothing ever changes!
Millions upon millions of pounds donated, and yet they’re still fucking starving!
And lets not look at just the UK and its donations, but other countries around the world that do similar TV begging bowl shite. Perhaps billions of pounds/dollars/euros are raised and yet where does the money actually end up?
Most of it in the bank accounts of CEOs, shareholders directors and other greedy cunts belonging to national charities. And the fact celebs don’t do this for free tells you all about how vacuous and desperate these cunts want to appear on the public arena!
They can all get to fuck as far as I’m concerned. My local hospice is more deserving than some starving cunt in Africa.
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The trouble with starving cunts in Africa is if you keep them alive they breed more starving cunts in Africa. Eventually the starving cunts in Africa will outnumber the rest of the people on Earth.
I say fuck them and solve the problem now.
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The only charity I donate to is my very own Hand Relief. And looking at the photo of those gurning cunts I’m trying to work out the current sports man/woman/gender neutral/tranny amongst them.
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When I learned how much has gone into Africa over the last 50 years, I immediately became adverse to all charities, even the Legion following their “shit on the Troops Campaign ”
I give fuck all to charities except a rude and loud grunt at any twat shoving a tin infront of my face.
As for Sports Relief./ Comic relief / Hand Relief…..only the last gives me any pleasure.
Sports relief…..fucking cunts
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Telly’s sports relief
Colosseum
Lions
Tigers
Celebrities
All celeb’s together take on the lions and the tigers in hand to hand combat for 20 minutes , the bigger the celebrity killed the higher the donation.
Any surviving celebrities will then go on to the next stage of Telly’s bull ring.
After this stage (if they get that far) they will play the final round which is a version of dodge ball called Telly’s dodge bullet.
All money raised will go towards all the ethnic minorities and immigrants and asylum seekers to send the cunts back from where they came.
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Why only one black man in that picture?
Sport Relief is RAAAAACIST!!!
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I’d never even heard of him until he won strictly come dancing, Ore oduba is his name . His wife is lovely looking but she’s white so that makes her a cunt for marrying him.
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They had a black chick, but she was real hard to understand. I think she was speaking english.
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As if we haven’t had enough of charidies asking for donations or promises in wills we have this shit plus stand up to cancer with yet more inane third rate celebrities doing silly things for our entertainment – fuck them all i say – great cunting, much warranted – hope they all get coronavirus and die
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Good cunting nom. thank you sire. Needless to say I most certainly avoid everything Sport Relief, Children in Need etc. and I avoid Cunts in the Jungle, Love Cunts, Cunts in a Big House etc.
Charity begins and at home, and I don’t believe in foreign aid. We give money to India and they’ve got a fucking Space Program. Charity money going into Africa and any 2nd/3rd world Cuntry is subject to massive fraud and robbery.
It might pique my fancy slightly if I could email in and make a special request, IE the celebrities I can request to strip bollock naked for my viewing pleasure, Rachel Riley, Holly W, Fearne C, Amanda Holden (old but gold, love to see her hole).
I hate that cricket Cunt, Freddie McCunt, he’s a Massive Cunt.
Until problems in the UK are solved e.g. homelessness, housing etc. then we should be doing fuck all outside the UK
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Rachel’s the size of a house at the moment.
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Excellent Nom.
Instead of raising their profiles appearing on telly, why don’t these rich “celebs” just shut the fuck up and donate the same percentage of their income that they’re trying to guilt me into coughing up ?
Last weekend, I gave a tenner to a local dog charity which re-homes greyhounds – A bunch of them were with the volunteers in Tescos entrance. I’ve never done that for any other “charity” – I did it because our esteemed fellow cunter Lord Benny brought the subject to my attention on Is A Cunt over the past few months.
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That’s not an effective charitable contribution Seymour. You really should have given it to Bertie Blunt’s self isolating fund.
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I’d venture a guess that your self isolation isn’t your own choice, Bertie, more that of those that know you well !
Only joking – love you really !
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I think you’re great Seymour! I do have a pre-disposing condition however. Don’t laugh, but I’ve just sent for some anti viral masks, only to be worn when snotty nosed grandchildren visit!
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I have an Aunty Vera – Will they work on her ?
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I’m sure they would! They’re quite reasonably priced on e-bay!
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Evening Bertie.
Don’t forget to have all your clothes washed and dry cleaned, and the house professionally sanitised after every visit. Cheap masks from eBay only provide a false sense of security.
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Evening Ruff one. Everyone who enters my house now has to go through the decontamination process. Mrs B will be the greatest risk. I’ve told her to wear gloves at all times especially when travelling on public transport. She’s under strict instructions to never, ever kiss me.
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The point of my post was that when I walked past those greyhounds, then stopped to stroke them, my heart melted. People are cunts. Dogs are not. I’m not a greyhound “fan” as such, and my Jack Russell would certainly have issues, but I’d rather give my hard earned cash to a dog charity than any Spurt Relief gobshite.
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Hell no! Spurs Relief? Absolutely not!
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Hasn’t the world had enough of white virtue signalling saviours?
Lammy has.
He had a friend who walked 5 miles every day for a can of bison piss you know, but he doesn’t like to talk about it.
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There’s only one thing missing from the photo, and that’s a fucking firing squad.
Get To Fuck.
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One .50 Cal machine gun would do.
Better than any computer game… 😀
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More self important vacuous celebrities but wearing plimsoll s, no different from the acting fraternity, a little bit of recognition and their ego goes intergalactic
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Throw the lot of them into a volcano.
Fucking beggars,always mithering after other cunts brass.
Put the cheerful celebrities into a vice.
Rotten shit.
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Is the oven undergoing some maintenance and repairs?
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Only sport relief I want would be the Swedish women’s volleyball team coming into my shower when they are naked, fuck off…
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They look a good laugh, nice bunch.
This coronavirus needs to up its game, put some overtime in, thin the herd.
So what it was made to do,
Work will set you free.
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As Morrissey sang on ‘Ask’
🎶 If it’s not Brexit
Then it’s the bug, the bug, the bug
That will bring us together 🎶
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Shyness is nice, shyness can stop you ,from doing all the things in life youd like to.
So if theres something youd like to try, so if theres something youd to try, ask me,
I wont say no, how could I?
Spending warm summer days indoors,
Writing frightening verse to bucktooth girl in Luxemburg….
Loved the Smiths Ruff.
Best of British
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Plus a healthy dose of oven.
Good.
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The Africans should be holding their own charity night for us this year.
Due to there being no bog roll, causing many to have swamp arse and massive skiddies, they can call it ‘Arse Aid’ and send over bog rolls to us.
Or they could ban us from entering their countries, ignore our problems (after begging and getting help with yet another self inflicted Ebola )outbreak) and ask for more foreign aid as usual…hmmmm…
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That’s the spirit!
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£4 trillion dollars given to Africa in aid over the years. Enough is enough. Stand on your own two feet or fuck off, the choice is theirs. As for giving foreign aid to China, are governments past and present taking the fucking piss? Worked out well, all they give us back in return is the fucking bat plague. Cunts.
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Don’t blame the Africunts. It’s socialist Big Business charity organisations like Oxfam and Save The Children that are to blame, perpetuating a culture of dependence in order to keep their gravy train rolling.
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