Sport Relief (on yesterday), another charity fundraising thing showing the same sort of stupid videos of starving africans due to the fact that 50 percent of the money raised goes over there.
The ‘celebrities’ involved, most of who dont qualify for that word, actually are paid to be there. And we just had an update about a starving abandoned nepal kid called ‘Seed’ (stupid name) who was found a few years ago. Quite obvious this probably isnt the same kid but looks a little similar. Just another attempt to take more money that we dont have, and send it to people who dont get it.
Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror
Quiet on here tonight, you all dead of coronavirus yet?
Things ive learnt today.
1) Glen Campbell has Alzheimer’s, shame, seems a lovely bloke.
2) wyatt Earp worked in a brothel.
3) The two Ronnies were fuckin rubbish.
4) Billy the Kid loved mexican dancing.
5) I like Simon an Garfunkel.
I knew this before but forgot.
who knows maybe good tv?
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Theyre pretty elderly admin, whoever’s on duty probably gave them their meds an put em to bed.
Not young roister doisters full of vitality like me an thee.
Tv? Most of them are tinfoil hats that only have radios.
You are a very unkind individual
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Naw, i felt sorry for Glen Campbell, it balances it out.
An I share my sweets with them.
Anyway, dont judge me!
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The great Glen Cambell is no more. Sadly.
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No? Didnt know that, seemed a top bloke, not full of hisself, genuinely talented.
Shame.
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A bit like Genesis P Orridge of Throbbing Gristle fame.
Weird bugger.
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Hey have you seen what his daughter Ashley Campbell looks like? What a honey she is…gives me the horn!
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They’re all out getting smashed Miserable, tripping the light fantastic down the local disco, in a commendable attempt to gain herd immunity.
“Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think.” (Guy Lumbago version).
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“Dancing at the disco, bumper to bumper,
Wait a minute!
Wheres me jumper?
Good for them, Ruff.
Didnt realise so many dancers amongst us!
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I’ve been out drinking all day, only to pause for a curry. Me and my mates always meet up on the last six nations day, an arbitrary excuse to meet up once a year. As it was cancelled, we said fuck it and went out anyway. I figured that if I was to get this poxy virus, I’d rather get it from/with people I love rather than off some random cunt in Tesco.
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The two ronnies were great. Dont get comedy like that now.
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The usual BBC quota of benders, dark eez, and slags like Rita Oral…
I’ve got an idea… For every pound donated for Africa, we take back one for the UK… For every single one of those dark continent cunts who is sucking blood from our welfare system…. Not to mention health and housing… Tonga fuckin Tonga!
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For every pound we raise we should be able to shoot an ethnic , makes sense in the long run because the more we shoot the less money we have to raise for them as they wouldn’t be many left. We could look at it like a bit of financial culling.
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I wonder what I said wrong? I posted a comment about Live Aid and….*poof*….its disappeared into the ether.
Your spelling was shit so we fixed it
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Ah fuck. Now its reappeared. Maybe my interweb or budget phone is playing up
no it’s us at cunt central fixing your spelling
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Cheers Admin. A liquid lunch and I can’t be fucked proofreading my comments. I’ll try to do better. 👍😁
No probs
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Live Aid was a long time ago. We felt so good about ourselves helping out the poor people of the world. We were young, optimistic and believed in the future. We didn’t know they would come over here and take it at source, sometimes, literally out of our pockets. A hard lesson learned. Won’t get fooled again.
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We helped out the Ethiopian warlords but mention it not to the soapdodging Irish cunt. It upsets him.
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I remember Live Aid and I also remember that I didn’t give them a single fucking penny. I was so pleased with myself that I decided there and then that I would never give anything to any cunt ever again.
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The most effective ‘relief’ we could give to the third world is to crop-dust it with coronavirus. Whilst the rest of us have enjoyed over a hundred years of incredible advancement, they prove that certain of the species are incapable of evolving alongside. They really do just need to be ‘deleted’.
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Didn’t old David Lammy suggest that Africa doesn’t need “white man’s money!” and that such donations are racist etc.
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There’s loads of unemployed professional footballers about for a month or so – all earning £100,000 per week for doing fuck all – we should send them around the country doing good deeds for people, helping the over-70s do their shopping and caring for those who are at home – get these useless celebs doing REAL work for a change!! – lazy cunts!!
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… and filling all the potholes – that would be a service -even if it ruffled their hairstyles
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That limp wristed cock sucker Ryan Clark Neil was on this cunt fest.
Utter faggoty little poof,this one.
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I would though Krav, I’m ashamed to admit.
Just not a blowie though with those Rantzen-sized nashers!
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I think we should have e-sport relief. Donate money while you watch two teams of four slaughter each other at call of duty, and a 16 person tournament of starcraft. We should definitdly get into e-sports anyway, its a big thing.
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