Now all of us on here know that Richard Branson is a complete cunt. However this time he has gone one step further and made the entire nation realise he is a 110% total CUNT. At this time of crisis, does this bearded bell end dip his hand in his pocket and save the well being of his workers? No, he pleads poverty and asks them to take unpaid leave. He has probably done this while getting a reach around from Lineker or Flabbott on his private Caribbean island.
My advice Dickie, is to get your hands into your pocket, sell your fucking island and pay your hard up staff. Or alternatively, make all of your businesses available to the NHS and key workers. I notice the Neville brothers have done just this and when this is over, you should be stripped of your knighthood and have it placed on the shoulders of the Nevilles, or any key worker who kept going and going to help others.
You are not some self made billionaire (I’ve looked it up. You are a privileged twat) you are mummy and daddy’s little boy and you are an embarrassment to this nation. Do us a favour Rich, if your islands got a 50m cliff, please jump off it at the earliest opportunity, you fucking shit, piss, wank CUNT.
Nominated by Cuntsince1066
Richard Branson is a bit of a vintage cunt, isn’t he?,He’s gone cap in hand to the government saying pity poor me, my business needs propping up for the price of, wait for it, £7.5 Billion!!!
Where one of the Neville brothers is paying his staff full wages and letting NHS staff stay for free at his hotels, Branson, the cunt who could easily with his vast wealth pay his staff, won’t.
I hope his business fucking flops, his staff find a better employer and he goes and stay on his island, probably staffed by young girls. Epstein was a friend of Branson, wasn’t he?
Nominated by Once a cunt always a cunt
Another on my list of fifty cunts that you’d love to punch in the gob repeatedly. The very word ‘cunt’ fits this arsewipe like a glove.
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This grinning, bearded, hippy cunt leeches off the UK taxpayer, including the NHS. Despicable cunt.
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This Ebenezer Scrooge of the Caribbean still thinks he’s a National Treasure who is beyond criticism. Send a task force down there and set the fucker adrift without a compass or chart.
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Or boat.
Live stream the whole thing. We could all do with a morale boost.
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I’ve been sending this Cunt abusive letters since the 1970s. His fledgling Virgin Records mail-order company sent me a damaged copy of Lynyrd Skynryd’s “Street Survivors”.
I have also had trouble with his trains and planes which I’ve told the bastard about in my letters…not a word of apology from Branson himself in 40 odd years…cost me a fucking fortune in stamps and reinforced envelopes capable of containing a Guinness shit all the way to Necker Island.
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Some call him a down-to-Earth billionaire, some call him the smiling face of capitalism.
I call him a cunt, perhaps only beaten to the Grand Poo-Bah status by Blair himself.
Apparently he’s bought up a lot of the hospitals in Kent which was why he was panicking, ranting, fuming about Brexit and the dearth of cheap, filthy East Euro whores pretending to be qualified nurses.
Stratospheric cunt deserving of his place decorating the Wall of Cunts.
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BBC gave him loads of free publicity too. I remember as a kid this cunt taking up the half time discussion during the 1986 World Cup Final. It was that round the world yacht thing. A massive free advert for Virgin (Virgin Atlantic Challenger). It was a fucking newsflash for god’s sake (that he’d broken some record or other).
That fucker’s family is well connected, no doubt about it. Or he’d greased somebody at the BBC for free advertising.
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Paying for free advertising, only in england.
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All these pioneers of industry, the entrepreneurs, this goofy hippy twat, Tim Martin,
Are all the same,
Not enough slop in the trough for these types.
Put a rope round his neck attach it to that balloon he loves an Lynch him.
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Yeh disappointed in Martin. Even the business press eg FT have slated him for showing stupendous greed whilst confirming that his business model is rock solid and will bounce back easily (unlike many struggling independent pubs in rural areas from which CV will I fear be the death knell).
Go easy on praising the fucking Nevilles please fellow ISACs. Ok, well done etc but they’d only have a stack of empty rooms on their hands anyway so they’ll no doubt be covering the wages from the Govt subsidy and rates relief……ie they’ll conceivably come out in profit from this!!
As for Branson. Words fail me how this cunt forever comes up smelling of roses, laughing his bearded socks off at the rest of us safely from his tax haven. #UberCunt
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As for the Neville’s sorry chief but I have not seen travelodge or premier inn or any other hotel chain who will have thousands upon thousands of beds available do the same. They didn’t have to and they did, and they are paying their staff in full. No cap in hand no begging just doing what is right. Makes Branson with his 4.1 billion pound fortune look an even bigger cunt than he already is and while that’s not hard I hope when this is all over and the dust settles the public have long memories.
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This cunt seems to have more lives than a fucking cat, what with the 1987 balloon accident and the 2018 Duck Boat accident. Someone up there is looking after Ol’ Fuckin’ Beardy Bollocks, ensuring the cunt can continue to walk the earth, line his deep pockets and seriously irritate cunters like us.
Fuck off.
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Ooh, ‘ere, stop messin’ abowt!
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TT PM@4:13 – I think someone down there may be looking after him!
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This cunts been a cunt for a long cunting time
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Ah ha! The vagina dentata of cunts. Anyone fancy a trip in his bottle rocket?
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Where to start on this bastard cunt. Fuck me I could put a full shift in on this über cunt.
I think he perfectly personifies the ugly face of Capitalism, greedy self centred bastard and proper ugly too.
Back in the day buying up copies of you’re own artists was highly illegal and punishable with a prison sentence as doing so distorted the ‘charts’ and fraudulent.
15000 copies of Tubular Bells found on a tip in Belgium, but because they were found in Belgium the case couldn’t be prosecuted.
Then the bastard cunt owed £80k to the taxman in the early 70’s and daddy remortgaged his house to bail the piece of shit out.
But you don’t hear about these things, when your mates own the media and you own them it’s amazing how your public image maintains its glossy sheen.
Cunt
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Imagine calling your business virgin. Hello??
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No. Its perfect.
Means ‘tight twat’.
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A bit less descriptive than ‘Sundried Bee Gee Ltd’.
I cant say how many times I have seen Chris Whitty, England’s Chief Medical Officer on every ad break tonight telling us about washing hands, self-isolation etc, then find out the cunt has caught coronavirus himself.
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He’ll die, hes the illest looking bloke ive ever seen!
Like a tortoise without a shell.
Wont see monday.
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An extra large, deluxe oven for him, I think. Self-entitled, money-grabbing cunt! Wants a wee slap with a mace, a maul, or maybe a flail…
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How much is a knighthood these days, exactly?
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‘Bout a Mil according to Teflon Tony Moggie!
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Wrong person answer – no points for the Fox! (Cabin fever, if this doesn’t improve in six Months or so I may have to phone the good lady to see how she is! 😄🤦♀️)
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Personally I’d let this cunt drown and his shitty airline go do with him. If he wants a bailout he can fuck off, the taxpayer can buy his planes for tuppence ha’penny and take the profits.
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I look forward to the day when this parasitic lizard takes his flight into the void, on his corporate spacecraft.
I shall be willing it to explode in a massive pyrotechnical display, with every fibre of my being.
Cunts in spaaaaaaace ………..
Get To Fuck.
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Captains log stardate 2021.6 my maiden journey into space is proceeding without a…oh sh- *BOOM* In space, nobody can hear you be a cunt.
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Admin sit up and pay attention
Surely there has to be a Super Ultra board that the likes of this Cunt can be hung on.
The likes of him . Linerkunt, Bliar etc are truly way beyond the cuntish realms of annoying luvvies and snowflakes.
Truly a cunt amongst cunts.
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I did try to run this idea pass Admin a couple of weeks ago but he shot me down; possibly because I called him a twat. It might have been the wrong time of month for him.
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Yeah cold blooded, unblinking swallow live food, see the lizard comparison,
But the lizard wearing that Tim nice but dim wetherspoons skin needs to sort that fuckin mullet out!
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Speaking of lizards….where’s Komodo?
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Has his very own section in ‘The Grand Hall of Cunts’.
What a complete cunt, in no need of restoring.
I can’t think who the bigger cunt is Branson or Pikey Ashley?
The cunt gene is strong in the Branson line…his posh wanker son was in some ‘Hey aren’t I great, I am packing a measly amount of aid for some poor people in the Caribbean who’ve lost everything in a major hurricane’. There was enough aid to help a family of three, the watertight cunt.
Didn’t Branson beg for help when his private island got ruined in the last hurricane…so asking for help and not spending your own money seems to be the way to stay rich…
I’m off down the food bank.
Go fuck yourselves.
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Fight to the death between porky Ashley and smelly Branson – something the BBC could transmit that normal people would actually watch!
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Ideally in one of his planes VF, at 30,000 feet with the door open. My bet is that fat cunt Ashley would kick his frail arse.😁
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With chav Queen Chloe Haines B&WC – ar*eholed and trying to force the door wi’ ‘er proper genuine Nicky Clarkes, a*se cheeks falling out of her Mike Ashley supplied velvet tracksuit, nowt cheap for this classy bird – “ger off us y’ b*stards”, but she has to get past the tag team of “Pauline from the Job Centre” Abbott and her special needs Son to get to the fried chiggun’!
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I’ve never liked this odious cunt
He used to play the jovial billionaire
A man that was so proud to fly the flag
But beneath this friendly exterior you find a selfish rapacious 24 carat cunt who has absolutely nobody’s interests at heart other than his own ..
I think bransons mask really slipped after the referendum when he managed to peel his saggy moobed body off his sun lounger leave his Caribbean island of coerced teenage prostitution and fly home to berate new PM and Brexit Trojan horse the hunchback of Maidenhead , bleating about his falling share price and trying to convince May to alter the result one way or another..
As previous posters have said this utter prick is in the champions league of cunts
I hope the government tells him to FUCK OFF in respect of any bail outs then he can slither back to his Caribbean whorehouse…..
Good riddance…..
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I hope that when all this shit is over people remember the way that the likes of this Cunt,Mike Ashley and other gouging Cunts behaved. Personally I’d like to see their business and personal assets seized and them compensated to the tune of a shiny Penny apiece.
The banks can Fuck Off too.
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King of cunts.
I hope his island sinks and he gets Ebola.
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Remember when David Icke apparently went mad saying the world was being run by reptilian aliens that presented as humans……
I think he may have had a point with the bastard cunt Branson except Branson’s human disguise wasn’t the best.
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King Richard is ever gracious with his virtue-signalling, and how great Magic Grandpa’s socialism would be, i.e., the state funding of his least paid worker units – even in normal times – to keep them dependent on the government as well as his greedy ass!
But as soon as it’s time to “pay the piper”, King Richard shows his true capitalist colours, pulls down the shutters, and gives his loyal staff the Agincourt salute in true “I’m alright Jack!” fashion.
You know, I don’t mind capitalist cunts when they at least are honest about making a buck off the back of other people – Trump for instance – what really squeezes my plumbs is when twats like this, and Bezos, and Zuckerberg, and Bloomberg, etc., do *exactly* the same thing but then pretend they “feel” the working man’s plight.
Trump doesn’t suck up to ordinary folk like that but he knows what we want: a stable job, to earn a little more each year (to offset the other cunt’s above greed), and to feel that committing 40+ hours a week, probably doing something you don’t like, has been worth it for the time when you’re not working.
That’s pretty much it. Trump gets that. The other billionaire cunts don’t, including King Richard.
Well, when the dust settles, the RotW governments need to hold China accountable. Impose crippling economic sanctions on the cunts and any other low-rent nation that still allows wet markets to persist.
But once the Chin-keys have had theirs, then the sights will then turn to all the open borders advocate cunts, and all the rich cunts who either tried to profiteer from the situation, or dodge their financial responsibilities to their workers, leaving it to Mother Government to sort it out and dip into the UK’s coffers; because you know who pays for all of this in the end don’t you: WE DO!
I hope all of your businesses tank Branston Pickle, leaving you with just a sea urchin to wipe your arse with!
Cunt!
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Fucking excellent rant there Rebel..fucking ace in fact
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Unfortunately, none of this will happen. I simply foresee a huge tax-hike for us ordinary people.
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It was Burt Butan, and some of his friends who started all of this commercial space programme. Butan designed and built Space2, and was extremely successful. Following financial difficulties, Cunt Branson muscled in with his wads of dosh, and hey ho! before you know it, the space2 project morphs into Virgin.
Branson of course claims the “Genius” title for himself.
In truth, Branson was a dodgy record shop keeper who got rich by some very dodgy schemmes and practice. He became an expert in “riding on the Arse” of some other clever fucker.
I hate the guts of this cunt, and fully support a Death Star attack upon the cunts arsehole. Cunt !
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Feeling totally bored, stir crazy and don’t know what else you can do during the lockdown?
As an alternative option, here to whet the appetite is a link to 8 new TV shows coming soon.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52038467
FFS, just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get any worse.
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Oh dear what a pile of cunt, with that Mr Motivator cunt on top.
Can’t they do better with the billions they have. What a joke.
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Fuckn hell Bill. How right you are. What a pile of wank.
Notice how most of these are, surprise surprise, ‘Big Black Cock’ productions.
(And Peter Crouch was already zooming up my Cunting Nom List). Grayson fucking Perry!
Thankfully Kate Garraway over on ITV is always a guaranteed morning boner material.
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Lucy Verasamy ITV Weather. She gets my blood pumping, very nice. <3
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Come on, “Grayson’s Art Club”!
What’s not to like??
I fancy “Breakfast At Garraway’s” mind, preferably after an “Evening At Garraway’s”. I bet she’d present the brekky show with a sticky wicket too!
Dorty bugger!
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Another fine mess, Willie. Most of my viewing is on YouTube these days. The BBC is a fucking wankfest of wokery.
Grayson Perry ? Fuck off, the only time I would want to watch him would be if he was appearing on a programme called ‘ Freaks versus Flamethrowers ‘.
He’ll never escape wearing six inch heels. Run Grayson, run !!
Put it on slow mo and pass the popcorn.
Whooooooosh !!! and the cunt is gone.
Next !
Evening Willie.
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‘Grayson Perry ? Fuck off, the only time I would want to watch him would be if he was appearing on a programme called ‘ Freaks versus Flamethrowers ‘.
Genuinely one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read!
Love it.
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At first i thought Crouch was a Bee Gee.
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At first I thought it was Muslims in Quarantine, genuinely.
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Richard Branson, complete cunt. I don’t get these cunts who believe in as little regulation as possible and then want corporate socialism when the market turns on them. If the market can’t sustain your multi billion company in hard times you’re business plan is flawed. Don’t ask me to sustain your company when you own your own island and play at space travel for fun.
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Branson must be shitting himself that after this Batshit Plague, HS2 might have to be cancelled. I bet he’s already written the profits down in “Dickie’s Bumper Fun Book of How Fucking Rich I Am.”
He’s a super cunt and no mistake.
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This selfish cunt will no doubt have fucked off to his private island. He’s probably moored a yacht 50 metres out to sea. He’ll be living alone on the yacht with some minimum wage flunky swimming out to him with disinfected food packages.
You can guarantee that if this fucking virus never ends, this cunt will be the last human standing.
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I keep hearing that they think this virus kills healthy hospital workers because they get a ‘strong dose’. They think a strong dose (like a cough from someone with it really bad on their way to/in an ICU unit) has more chance of killing you, but a weak dose (from somebody with asymptomatic or mild symptoms) has not. These rules change first risk groups of course.
Also, it seems that if you get it once you’ll probably not get it for at least a year or quite possibly, for a lifetime (natural immunity).
If this is true, give me a fucking weak dose of it, isolate me and I’ll take my chances.
Fucking sick of it now.
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My missus has cleared out our spare bedroom and filled it from floor to ceiling with Bisto and Oxo.
She’s stockpiling….
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