Sean Connery….
I cannot find anywhere on ISAC where this cunt has been cunted before – which amazes me as he is Grade A, platinum plated!
Where do I start?
Racism – Connery has said some very derogatory things about the English over a number of years, for no other reason than hatred of the English. Unpleasant racist hubris.
Tax dodging – Mishter Bond has spent decades flitting between his homes in Monaco and Spain purely to avoid tax, whilst simultaneously whining that corporations based in Scotland should “do the right thing and pay more tax”.
Treachery – Lives offshore for the aforementioned reasons, but has a tattoo on his wizened old arm saying “Scotland the brave” – yep Seany boy, so brave you turned tail and fucked off as soon as you heard your first big cheque was imminent.
Misogyny – Connery has been quoted as saying any woman getting “funny” would get a “slap” from him.
Meanness – Connery is worth hundreds of millions (How? Did he get 10p back on every empty bottle of Buckfast?) but is notoriously tightfisted and refuses to do anything for charity unless a huge cheque appears (actually, I can’t fault him for that one, I would do the same!).
Utter lack of talent – I genuinely cannot remember this wooden clown giving a single good acting performance in his entire career.
So, in overview, for all the aforementioned reasons, and the fact I find this creepy old man reprehensible – Sean Connery is a CUNT!
Nominated by Vernon Fox
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If you want a good laugh watch possibly the worst cowboy ever made Shalako Scottish accent again 👎
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Lol. Without doubt the worst western of all time, before you even think about Connery’s performance in it.
Loads of so-called ‘B’ westerns are miles better.
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His acting talents aren’t a patch on his brother Neil’s.
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Obviously most famous for playing James Bond and it’s good to see the debate rages on as to who was the best actor for the role. Fear not because I can settle this. It was Roger Moore.
For a fictitious character sipping martinis, shagging beautiful women, uncovering ridiculous plots and not getting killed by the baddies when it was easier to hit than miss, you need a sense of fun, charm, mischievousness and humour. Connery didn’t bring that to the role and played it too straight. His portrayal was too serious for a character that is obviously over the top. Maybe that was down to the scripts or directors, but Moore nailed it. No one could deliver a double entendre one-liner like Roger Moore.
As others have mentioned, Connery did little else of note and his portrayal of a Russian submarine captain in The Hunt For Red October was just embarrassing. A good movie overall with some fine performances, just not by Connery. Moore has left us with The Saint and The Persuaders, both excellent for their fun and entertainment value. He also starred is several fine flicks like The Wild Geese and the rather brilliant The Man Who Haunted Himself.
Connery is a cunt. Moore wasn’t.
Barry Norman Mode: OFF.
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I love Sean. He was one of the first Scottish actors to stand up for his country and support independence when other showbiz types like Billy Connolly, Gordon Jackson, Alastair Sim, Ronnie Corbett, John Laurie and so on were content to be Harry Lauder stereotypes. He also managed to fight the studios for his fair share of the fortune that the James Bond film raked in. His comment on Cubby Broccoli was priceless: “What I’m really tired of is a lot of fat slob producers living off the back of lean actors.”
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Likes hitting women too, so I’ve heard….
As for his ‘acting’? He’s the same in every fucking thing he’s in… Whether it’s Bond, Highlander, Robin Hood, Indiana Jones, you name it… And Never Say Never Again was pure comedy… An aging Connery still as 007, wearing an ‘Irish Jig’ that would rival the one worn by ex- Man Citeh chairman, Peter Swales…. Mind you, ‘Never’ did have Kim Basinger and Barbara Carerra in it… So it wasn’t all bad…
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Probably stinks of piss.
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Baldy old cunt will be dead soon, I hope they put one of the worst films ever made in which her appeared in when he snuffs it, Zardoz, he actually gets his gnarled old cock out in it to everyone’s disgust.!
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His son was a better actor when he played Robin Hood…
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you’d think after all the money he’s made the old oatmeal-savage would fucking dress properly… the scotch cunt.
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A proper Scottish cunt hurry up and die 👍
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Have to thank either OP or Admin for the header pic on this cunting.
Has to rate as the best ‘sack of shit’ pic of an ex-celeb that I’ve seen for years!
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