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It never rains but it pours, does it? Well, that’s how things must seem at your happy, clappy ‘Groaniad’.

A short while ago I cunted the meeja for drowning us in a tsunami of apocalyptic stories, liberally spiced with anxiety-triggering terminology such as ‘disaster’, ‘panic’, ‘chaos’, ‘meltdown’, ‘and ‘edge of an abyss’. Of course, the meeja has been doubling down on the gloom and doom in the current Covid-19 crisis.

With the indulgence of fellow cunters, I’d like to go a stage further and single out all those associated with the production of whining, despondent lefty comic ‘The Guardian’. Now this arsewipe rag is nauseating in its lacerating smugness at the best of times, but in the current situation, its miserablist carping is insufferable. Here’s just one example of its relentless negativity and sneering, directed at the Prime Minister;

‘When Johnson says we’ll turn the Covid-19 tide in 12 weeks, it’s just another line for the side of a bus’.

So writes columnist, Marina Hyde, with lacerating smugness, in a scathing attack which she no doubt believes resonates with irony and wit, but which in essence calls Boris Johnson a devious, shallow incompetent (anyone so disposed can read the whole article by clicking onto the attached link below):

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/johnson-says-well-turn-covid-133908403.html

Now freedom of the press is seen as a cornerstone of democracy, but with that freedom comes a need to exercise some objectivity and responsibility, especially in a time of grave national emergency. At the moment, coronavirus has the Prime Minister trapped between a rock and a hard place, with the fears, hopes and expectations of the nation bearing down on his shoulders like a ton of bricks. Would it be too much to ask the sanctimonious, champagne socialist Guardianistas to wind in their necks a bit, and actually offer Johnson some support and encouragement for once?

I think that it would, because they’re a bunch of contemptible, weaselling, snivelling cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee

71 thoughts on “Guardianistas”

  1. When the Government push through special powers they will be able to shut down the doomsters, the gloomsters, namely the fucking Guardian!!

    • the government’s target is not the bbc or guardian rather alternative media, ie anyone who disagrees with them, possibly including this one. i agree that the guardian isn’t fit to replace toilet rolls – cunts the lot of them

  2. Freedom of the press is a laudable principle – journalists who think they control and steer politics is not (know who I mean sneering Laura? – course you do!)
    I am just waiting for the first libtard to blame coronavirus on Brexit – and talking of – no extension, no excuses!

  3. I occasionally hold my nose and have a glance at this politically-correct bog paper (I’d rather use my hand, Allàh-style). Putrid scribers such as this bint or Polly fucking Toynbee make it impossible to take seriously. They simply refuse to accept defeat on anything. Both their writers and readers would rather see Britain deteriorate and atrophy than leave the Reich successfully or give Johnson support or credit.

  4. Posh smug cunt – this shit situation is obviously not affecting her…

    Top that with the fact she’s a munter, look at the nose on her. Bet she can hoover up a few lines of marching powder in one go…

  5. The biggest disease in the West isn’t Covid-19, it’s liberalist leftism.

    It is sickening, truly fucking appalling to watch utter shitcunts like Marina Hyde, Polly Toynbee, Simon Jenkins and the rest of the deluded/hypocritical fuck-faced fuckers who festoon Liberal London score the cheapest of cheap political points in this of all times.

    People are ill, people are dying, people are massively worried about job security and relatives, and the Guardian still wants to make a point by saying “muh Brexit” and “muh Orange Man Bad™”.

    If you ever wanted a reminder how poisonous, despicable and self-loathing the left are, just read the fucking Guardian. Then wipe your arse with it if you are having trouble finding any Charmin in your local Tesco.

  6. Well it had to happen! Water companies have reported that unsuitable materials substituted for toilet paper are blocking the sewers. This has mainly been wipes, kitchen roll and newspapers. One survey discovered that 95% of the newspapers were old copies of the Guardian. Authorities can’t understand why the copies retrieved were a thousand times the size of its daily circulation.

    • It would be interesting to find numbers on what percentage of the Graun’s circulation is actually read, and not used to clean ringpieces.

      • I read somewhere recently that the Beeb buys literally dozens of copies of The Groaniad every day. Now there’s a surprise.

  7. This smug bint seems like your identikit trendy left Guardianista.
    She was born Marina Elizabeth Catherine Dudley-Williams, daughter of Sir Alastair Edgecumbe James Dudley-Williams, 2nd Baronet.
    She was privately educated at Downe House Boarding School, then studied at Christ Church, Oxford. Naturally she resides in London with the rest of the champagne socialists.
    Ends up writing for The Groaniad. Who’da thunk it?

    • I’m particularly irked by the Wikipedia entry of this prize cunt, it reads……

      “Through her father, she is the granddaughter of “aviation pioneer” and Conservative politician Sir Rolf Dudley-Williams, 1st Baronet”

      Cunting bollocks!!

      The nasty, invective spewing, fuck pig, somehow suggests that through her family connections, they were responsible the invention of the jet engine, which is an ocean going pile of nonsense, because as we all know, it was Sir Frank Whittle who performed this remarkable feat.

      Her turgid family seem merely to have parted with their sweaty cash to fund the project. The son of Frank Whittle, Ian, was a very modest 747 captain with Cathay Pacific who said fuck all.

      Talk about living vicariously? Cunt!

  8. Give the cunts a cunting on YouTube. It’s great fun. They remove comments. Just repost it . “Let’s get cunting”

      • Tried this but they ban you or temporarily prevent you from commenting. I’m surprised they haven’t sent the rozzers round to my gaff as they love reporting me on my fake Faecesbook account.

      • Its important to fight these fuckers in your own name if you are self employed. They have no answer to reason or facts. I would say they are the dumbest people on earth but they are not. They shroud themselves in virtue while being the worst cunts on earth.

  9. People like this should be treated like Lord Haw Haw…

    If you’re giving accurate, useful advice then I’m fine with it, if you’re a doom mongering cunt while sitting in your lofty tower then I’ll see you in Hell.

    This is what puzzles me about the BBC, the first thing people will stop wasting money for if things get really tight it the TV tax but they keep going…like a alcoholic pouring is whiskey down the drain.

    I have noticed the BBC have dropped the “we’re all doomed” stuff a bit on their website.

    • BBCunts are Guardianistas too, same as wanks like Yasmin Alibaba-Brown at El Independiente.
      Guardianista cunts to a man and woman (or other, no doubt).

      • Not forgetting the late-for-the-party and thus furiously over compensating “New European”
        Chock full of gargantuan cunts…

      • Chock full of cunts too, and that includes the insufferable Alibaba-Brown again (you know, the hamster faced cunt who said she’d leave the country the minute BoJo became PM).

      • I think everyone who said that, and this muslim apologist cunt in particular, should be fucking deported, even if they’re British.

      • Naturally the insufferable cunt is still here mog, whining on about how we now live in ‘an elected dictatorship’ since 2019. *

        *translation into English; BoJo’s got an overall majority in Parliament.

      • Notice how ,according to the BBC ministers always ‘admit’ rather than say or state.

  11. The BBC is sniping at the government at every opportunity. They ask questions framed to make the government look bad.

    Well BBC, would you prefer the likes of Diane Abbott in charge, our alternative Home Secretary? Maybe the thought of Jeremy Corbyn sending aid to Gaza as our own people die in the streets appeals to the beeb?

    The BBC and the guardian are hopefully on the way to extinction, the government should take the opportunity to downsize the bbc make the guardian survive on sales not donations.

  12. In other news:

    “ Alex Salmond has been cleared of attempted rape and a series of sexual assaults after a trial at the High Court in Edinburgh.”

    Wee Nicky must of shat herself, I’m sure he’ll want to ensure to repay her for her support.

    • “Well, er, Alex – of course I knew you would be cleared of all charges”.
      “Thanks hen”.
      “That’s OK – but would you mind taking your hand outta ma baggy tartan knickers”?

    • Although I hate fucking Salmond with every fibre of my being (he was the reason I originally found this site so he deserves a big thank you for being such a colossal cunt) wait for the shit to hit the fan now. The arrogant obnoxious big headed cunt isn’t going to take this lying down and hopefully the Scottish Nazi Party will implode.

      • He was saying that there was defence evidence that he’d have liked to have produced in court, but it was disallowed. He promises that it’ll “see the light of day soon.”…

        I am interested, as have much trouble believing that the old creep is innocent, maybe the Scottish legal system is as easily bent as the English one.

        He must have a lot of dirt on a lot of people…
        Were all those women lying ? I’d be surprised… The accusations sounded believably sordid.

        I’d say that the SNP leaders et al. are a bunch of reptiles, but do not wish to upset or blacken dear Mr. Komodo’s name…

  13. A very timely cunting, Mr Knee.

    With extreme coincidence, and after years of deliberation because I hate those Polly Wankbee fuckers, I only yesterday finally joined the “Guardian community“. This will allow me to comment on Have Your Say pieces in which I intend to regularly engage with the sole purpose of flagellating the whiny libtards.

    I was tempted to use my ISAC Nom de Plume but thought against it. I will tease ISACs with a few bits from time to time to see if you spot me on there.

    I reckon they’ll boot me out within the month; there’s nothing a ‘liberal’ hates more than reading someone else’s alternative point of view!!!

    • Great stuff Isaac. See if you can’t trigger the cunts good and proper. Keep us posted!

    • I have a bit of fun doing this, only last week someone called me a “Shit Gibbon”…

  14. Back in the day Lidl sold an ultra cheap arse wipe made of recycled newspapers I was happy to use it, thought it a sound policy. Now I realise I have done myself an injustice, my shit deserved better. Any chance of getting anything meaningful from the propaganda operation now known as the meeja died with Yorkshire TV, don’t drink the kool aid.

  15. The corona virus is a full on “woke” virus even lefty guardian twats can catch this baby. Silly bitch should be more worried about getting the lurgy than giving Boris a hard time. Try doing something useful like arranging deliveries of food etc for self isolators and vulnerable persons. So if you do buy the farm people will say well done instead of cunt.

    • Course the irony is BB, twats at The Guardian and the Independent actually think they’re doing their bit in the crisis by sniping and carping; ‘holding the PM to account’ they call it, and being fucking smug about it at the same time. It never seems to occur to them just what a monster fucking weight the guy’s got on his shoulders right now, and how he needs all the help he can get, even if it’s only a bit of encouragement.
      I’d have to be pretty desperate before I’d wipe my arse on either comic.

      • RK your right, the silly buggers do believe they are doing worthwhile work. Someone should point out we are all in the same boat, a more positive approach to the seriousness of the situation would, if nothing else relieve part of the weight of cunthood they all carry

      • The Guardian doubles its sales due to unprecedented demand for it’s balanced and impartial fairy stories – readership up to an all time high of six! 👍😃

  16. Marina Hyde, spoilt rich child. I read one of her opinion diatribes last week
    and was utterly pole-axed with rage. Her ilk is there just to cause division and to allow fuckwits with no actual opinion of their own, something to cleve to rather than reading widely and forming an opinion through the process of evolution (within their own brain).

    As for the Guardian generally. Well there is a bog roll shortage.

      • If desperate, you could always try to get one of these contraptions.
        There are some still available from Amazon; bad news is that in the current crisis, the price is now £2,999.99.

      • “CLAG-GONE! A unique breakthrough in ringpiece technology”

        Cheap at half the price. 👍

  17. If you actually use the link and “read” the Grauniad, don’t forget to donate to keep them afloat.
    I’ve tried before, but for some reason their shit-site won’t accept 0.001p as a valid donation!

    • I think I’ll try to do this for 1p. Hopefully they’ll recognise a gesture of utter contempt when they see it.

      • You’re more likely to get 40 emails a day asking you to set up a Direct Debit for 1p per month. I reckon they’ll take it where they can get it (mostly up the arse).

  21. I started to read that article but as my blood pressure is already 370/360 I soon stopped. What a vile and vicious bitch Marina Elizabeth Catherine Dudley-Williams is. I know Boris is a bit of a cunt and I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could kick him but fuck me the bloke is tasked with trying to keep 67 million people safe. He can only go on what he’s being advised and then has to broadcast it to the nation. What the fuck has this fucking cunt Dudley-Williams ever done in her life – never ever had to go short of anything and the most important decision she has to make is agreeing to the cook’s menu for dinner. Fucking appalling woman and if that’s her idea of journalism she can go fuck herself the horse-faced cunt.

      • Indeed; I didn’t vote for Boris – I voted UKIP, as Liebore maj in my cunstituency is so absurdly high (loads of anti-semitic slimes), that I felt totally free to vote without any tactical obligation. However, the poor bastard really has been handed the poisoned chalice. Some people say he should have “locked down” two or three weeks ago, but in retrospect, I think we would have had rioting, large-scale, on our hands.
        As it is, he’s given the cunts a chance to prove that the can’t behave responsibly, and now we’re “under orders.”

  22. Had black pudding for my dinner tonight, all I could find but nice all the same.
    The Guardian = cunts.
    Anyone seen or heard the story of three scum cunts, one an asylum seeker with criminal convictions that coughed into a ladies face, she also suffered a black eye.
    Happened in Hitchin, Tommy Robinson stopped his car and confronted these cunts as well as identifying them.
    Guess what, no mention of his name this time from the media, wonder why?
    Like him or loathe him at least Tommy will get in and challenge these scum cunts and the establishment.
    As for the Labour shadow health secretary, Jonathan Ashworth, tried to listen to what he was saying in the commons earlier, didn’t have a fucking clue what he was on about.
    Fuck Labour and there fucking anti-British, love an immo policy.

    • Heard the story but no details.
      Are all three ‘enrichers’? Are they in the slammer?

      • They have been arrested Ron, after they were questioned and released….and guess what…..these cunts were of the religion of peace.
        The video may still be on youtube, I will have to check on that.

      • Thanks Gingers, I’ll have a look.
        These cunts have been released? Wtf?? They should be fucking fish food.

  23. When this is finally over and the final body count taken, people will see that there will be a correlation between high numbers of deaths (due to not staying in), riots, looting, panic buying and ‘demographics’.

    In other areas such as errmm…small rural villages, you’ll see community spirit increase to an even better level than before. No riots. Food on the shelves. People looking out for the elderly (calling them on the phone for a chat, leaving their shopping on their doorstep etc).

    But you can be certain that the likes of the Guardian will find a way to blame white males anyway for such disparities.

    Too late, woketards. The cat has got out of the bag , into a stolen BMW and fucked right off.

    • Whatever goes wrong in the coming weeks, The fucking Groaniad will say it’s Johnson’s fault in particular, and ethnic British people in general, who are all racists and bigots.

  24. Just wait and see the headlines on Tuesday about Nazis etc following the announcement earlier this evening.
    The Guardian is a cunt.

    • And just wait until The Groaniad’s had a chance to start on the subject of people being nabbed by the cops for being out and about without proper reason; ‘disproportiate numbers of ethnic people stopped, police institutionally racist etc etc’.
      The cunts will put a ‘woke’ spin on anything.

  25. Left-wing cuntwipes, especially those champagne-swilling shitrags at the guardian, will try and put a political spin on anything. Look at that sweating heap of shit Lavery, he’s just done the same.
    I think Boris should have them all rounded up and shot as a risk to society.
    Cunts.

    • Yeah, bring back arrest for seditious talk, doom mongering and being a fucking twat. That’s the Guardian fucked five times over, cunts. We do not need constant reams of “Why did Boris shut the oyster stall surely he is aware of the Mongolian third lizard approach” or “ Cassandra and Apollo are having to keep Wyngarde out of infant Tai Chi because horrible Boris has decreed that no more than two people can gather at one time and infant Tai Chi is not a necessary activity”. My advice to these utter cunts is get real or fuck off, oh another thing stay away from my village sneaking to your second home is not a good idea unless you fancy coming home to a “real fire”

  27. I read an article on Quora that the Grauniad was blaming Covid 19 on Brexit… Truly unbelievable. All I can say is that it’s no good using this rag as a substitute for bog roll, because it’s already full of shit.

  28. What do you expect of a columnist on The Cuntiad? The self-righteous Scrabble board for such virtue-signalling yet smugly selfish twat-hounds as Polly Toynbee and the ever shrill Owen Jones. Perhaps most damningly it kept the print career of that skaggy pretentious Ubercunt, multi-millionaire (?!) , turned self-appointed professional mouthpiece of the dispossessed and transcendental revolutionary wankpiece Russell Brand going (when he wasn’t being sacked from other Liberal yet degenerately sleazy media establishments, but at least you can choose to pay for the Grauniad or not) with his regular doses of STD-ridden street-level commentary and vegan sports commentary. But no!…there is worse…remember back to the darks days of the 80s, this Trotskyist shitfest allowed the shrill squeaky poison dwarf Julie fucking Burchill to vent her little spleen whilst commanding 10s of thousands in royalties for producing her warped vision of self-serving propertied Liberal media smugness on a depressingly regular basis, whilst simultaneously hoovering industrial quantities of marching powder up her schnozz whilst lording it over tables of new age twits as Queen of Soho’s Groucho Club, presumably to feed her insatiable muse. Probably shagged Keith Allen too. This paper has a lot to answer for

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