Well, this is my first cunting after perusing this site for a year and having some of the best belly laughs I’ve ever experienced.
Ok, so this cunting is for a Polish woman who decided to get her eyeball whites tattooed black, to look like she’s possessed. She’s now slowly going blind in her left eye after losing all of the sight in her right one:
https://rock101fm.iheart.com/content/2020-02-27-woman-goes-blind-after-having-eyes-tattooed-black/
I mean, what the actual fuck? Why would you do that? Your eyes are one of the most delicate organs in the human body and can be damaged very easily. I can’t even bear to extract an eyelash that’s dislodged and fallen into one of my eyes. Quite apart from the fact it must have hurt like fuckery, you’d have to be either insane, or thick as a whale omelette to get this done.
I’m afraid I have zero sympathy for this dopey cunt and the tattoo artist who agreed to do this needs to be fucked up rather badly.
Fuck my old boots…
Nominated by 3D Cunt
Christ, there are some weird fuckers about.
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After seeing that photo I wish I was blind.
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Expect a GoFundMe page to be setup so that this twat of twats can either have some kind of correctly laser surgery; or sue the tattooist for not telling her of the dangers etc etc.
Some people just don’t deserve oxygen!
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“corrective” not “correctly”
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She is suing, the tattoo dick head used the wrong ink.
However she is a cunt for doing in the first place, even with the right ink it must still be risky, I guess she will be able get a guide dog with the settlement.
The tattoo artist should have told her to fuck off and not be so stupid.
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If this dull cunt wasn’t blinding herself she would be demanding trans surgery or some other fucking nonsense. As said above, a fucking oxygen thief.
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It’s a real shame she’s not called Peas.
The silly cunt.
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Kill
it
with
fucking
fire
!
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No need. I doubt it’ll be long before the dozy bint walks onto a railway track or in front of a bus.
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A totally brainless fuckwit.
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She will now be paying a very high price for an extremely stupid, vain decision.
Why anyone would choose to fuck around with their eyes is beyond me. This isn’t like a skin tattoo that can be regretted with time, but do no real damage. This is insanity and messing with arguably the most important of the five senses that we have…..SIGHT.
It also makes me mad as hell as there are people without vision through no fault of their own, either blind since birth or through shit like diabetes, macular degeneration, glaucoma, etc…….and you have cunts like this whining that they are going blind through their own narcissistic actions.
The tattoo ‘artist’ who did this needs shooting.
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…..actually, WE’LL probably be paying for it.
In disability benefits.
Stake.
Kindling.
Petrol.
Match.
Marshmallows.
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Good first time cunting 3D!
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At least she won’t have to put up with looking at herself in the mirror, the brain dead ugly cunt. Every cloud has a silver lining.
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It’ll be a bitch to shave, mind.
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Makes me shudder to think of someone tattooing my eyeballs.
Cannot understand anyone who would want that done to themselves, and did she seriously think the procedure would be without any risks to her sight?
Stupid brain dead weirdo, soon rather unsurprisingly to be a blind stupid brain dead weirdo.
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Perhaps she was pissed/high when she had it done!
More fool the artist for agreeing to do the job!
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As I’ve said numerous times, the world is getting barmier by the minute. I actually read about this on another forum I occasionally post on and was incredulous at her stupidity (in fact, this goes beyond stupidity — it’s fucking moronic!).
Fuck me, I’ve met some imbecilic cunts over the years — idiotic suicidal alkies and druggies are ten a penny in most areas of Glasgow — but this really does take the cake. A burnished Darwin trophy awaits her. Cunt!
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My 2p
Parents: absentee cunts
Social media coders: evil cunts
Any extrovert: sick cunt (get help)
Society: cunty McCunt cunted.
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This poor young lady, that might have even attractive potential, she must have a very weak intellect to have this done. And shame on the tattooist that did this work. Surely there is no mandate or evidence for ” successfully tattooing someone’s eyes”. You don’t have to be chief medical scientist to know it is a very bad and very silly idea.
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Re previous thread, Phil Rectum and Priti Patel.
Have a browse over these images. The new face of success, a glorious and successful and beautiful right wing lady.
She is one or two dress sizes larger than I normally prefer slim and skinny women, but I still think that she is absolutely fucking fannytastic deeply impressive.
I think she is going along the Right lines.
https://xhamster.com/photos/search/Priti+Patel
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I wish Priti (phaow) ran Scotland. She’s got good dress sense,IS pretty and is a Tory. Contrast her with bag lady sturgeon. Wears clothes from her dead auntie’s wardrobe,ugly as fuck and a socialist mutt.
As for this Polish bint…dozy bitch must have a want about her to get that done.
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Sturgeon makes me think of a budgie Mac .
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I wish she was in a cage together with that other arch villain salmond.
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I think it looks fabulous!
Well done you Alexsan!
Blind is a small price to pay for standing out from the mundane.
An if you have to read ISAC in Braille , and occasionally trip over shit? Still look iconic girl!👍👍
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Hahahaha miserable you bare aptly named hahahaha.
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Are not bare..,. fucking phone.
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And finally, I have read more than several times that people who get tattooed or indeed very tattooed are soft in the head, and statistically may often have mental health issues.
Certainly some of them can look quite pleasant e.g. Google Images: Lauren Brock Naked (NSFW) but then lovely Lauren who lives in Wales and isn’t shy about flashing her fanny, she is virtually covered in ink, very suitable for a sex date, shame she’s not on the game in fact. But, she’s been through 101 or 1,001 boyfriends, due to her mental wobbles.
I picked up a tinder lady in January, Catherine of Hereford. First date met at 8pm and fucking by midnight. It’s never really good idea for a lady to give it away so quickly, but who am I to argue. Tattooed on her back.
Four weekends of country pubs and banging and boning and her lady-orgasming-noises. A greedy girl insatiable for orgasms.
Then by the fifth week, “I don’t know what I want” and those sorts of meaningless answers. It’s no love lost. She might be playing the field. Ships that pass in the night, or more like cocks and pussies that pass in the night.
Hope I get another couple of fucks before Christmas!!
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Aleksandra Sad-Cow-ska, so you wanted to look like your favourite rap star? That makes you a bigger cunt than I first thought, and to be honest anybody that would trust anyone other than an ophalmolgist or an eye surgeon to perform ANY invasive procedure on the most precious of senses is cunty enough.
Let this ugly munter go and sit in a basement and be depressed as she threatens to do. She won’t need the light on that’s for sure. Oh, and I think she should donate the £300,000 she hopes to get to the RNIB. Cunt.
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Most of the Polish cunts in my town wouldn’t tattoo their eyeballs. Just their necks, faces, heads, arms, legs, hands, backs, and tits.
The crazy, drug-dealing wackos
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Excellent bit of cunting!
You can’t legislate for this kind of stupidity. What a fucking div.
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Owaint, are you all right??
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Sadow by name saddo by nature!
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Fucking twat. Id hang the tattooist.
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The Darwin Theory at work, it seems. Another stupid one who will, unlikely, reproduce and will therefore not proliferate their daft genes to the next generation.
This kind of thing sniffs them out. A bit like train surfing and extreme clifftop selfies.
Thank Mother Nature, I say!
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If someone wants their eyeballs tattooed they should be sent for a mental assessment.
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I presume the tattoo artist will be facing charges. If someone comes in and wants their eyeballs tattooed they’ve obviously got serious mental issues.
….Just like if someone came in and wanted their knob chopped off… …. oh, wait…
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Perhaps they’ve already had their knob chopped off hence the pained expression. Either that or she’s just a natural Stephen Hawking flid.
Ey oop Deploy, where’s thee been?
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Ey oop cap… been really busy with work and got myself a nice yorkshire lass now so been travelling around and exploring. Been coming on here every day to check who’s being cunted but just don’t get time to comment or write any cuntings myself. Got a couple of half written cuntings on my phone so maybe I’ll have to dig one out and post it soon….
How you doing cap?
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Not too shabby, our Deploy. Same same. Sometimes winning, sometimes simply surviving.
Glad you’ve settled. I look forward to reading thy noms.
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I can see eye to eye with this cunting – what an utter idiot
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Let’s hope she hasnt had kids yet. No loss to our already dismal gene pool.
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No sympathy.
Go blind.
That is all.
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…such compassion 😂🤣
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Thanks DPS – I do my best! 😀
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She gets a free Labrador!
So whats she fuckin whinging about?
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A blind man walks into a shop with his guide dog and after a few minutes starts swinging it around by the lead above his head.
Concerned by this a shop assistant comes over and asks “Can I help you with anything sir?”.
“No” replies the man “I’m just browsing”.
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“Mummy, why did you go blind?”
“When I was younger I did a very silly thing, I had my eyeballs tattooed”
“You were a right fucking idiot weren’t you Mummy!”
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I thought you could get coloured contact lenses to make you look like a weirdo?
Anyway, must fly, i’m off to get my japs eye tatooed.
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Ffs my eyes are watering at the thought. Don’t do it Steaming.😲
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You’ll have to change your name to streaming helmet when it gets infected….
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Back in black. You got me back in black.
Oh, where’s everyone gone.
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These look at me cunts all strive to look different or edgy, and protest their individuality, and they all end up looking the same. Dumb slag tries to out-twat all the other twats and does anyone give a fuck? I don’t, and it appears I’m in tune with the esteemed company of this site. She ain’t the first, and she definitely won’t be the last.
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…natural selection at work I guess.
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I’ve never understood the craze for ruining ones body with permanent graffiti or shit loads of scrap metal. Those ridiculous earrings that stretch the earlobe to disgusting proportions are especially weird, but I suppose they do save others from needing to hear you speak before judging you to be a cunt. Not a fan of enhanced tits either. Tattooing your fucking eyeballs is just off the chart stupidity!
The simple truth is that whether you are good looking or a munter, arsing around to try to change what you’ve got always makes it worse.
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What a thick cunt
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Only a stupid cunt with the brains of a dog turd would get their fucking eyeballs tattoed. The barmy cunt deserves to go blind. I hope the nhs refuse her any treatment and make the stupid twat pay for private treatment.
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NHS? We are funding this f*cker?
Well in that case I’m off to Poland for my free penis reduction operation!
That will teach the buggers!
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This level of celebrity worship was predicted in the film ‘Antiviral’ (2012). I’ve always though humans were the least sensible species on the planet. Now I know.
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