Woke Hollywood

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Woke Hollywood is due a nomination. It’s that time of year, again, when Hollywood has a big party and pats itself on the back for being so amazing and compassionate, and intelligent and caring and humane and…blah, blah, blah. Yep, I’m talking about the Oscars. Where a bunch of overpaid, self-obsessed, self-important morons, engage in fellatio and cunnilingus with each other, over how superior they are to us mere mortals.

We had Joaquin Phoenix lecturing us on veganism and the environment (because, like that little Swedish twat, Phoenix is also a leading expert in the field of climate science, despite not having a single qualification). And Brad Pitt decided to show what an utter cumper he is by displaying his Trump Derangement Syndrome. It also seems that this year, Hollywood itself decided to preempt the inevitable cries of waaayyyccciiisssmmm, by voting for an obscure South Korean film called “Parasite” as Best Film, rather the awesome Sam Mendes movie, “1917”.

“1917” itself has been criticised for the lack of diversity, despite it being a simple historical fact that the vast majority of men on the Western Front happened to be of a white persuasion. The BAFTA’s were hit by similar claims, so I think Hollywood shat its diapers. What they should have done, was told the winners that if they used their acceptance to lecture on politics and other bullshit, they would have their award confiscated, but no. They chose to bend the knee insteadl

Cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

49 thoughts on “Woke Hollywood”

  1. You are spot on QDM. It has gotten worse since the turn of the century but started well before that. Remember that shite “The Artist” the black and white silent film…..absolute bollocks and not been repeated since. Or that Shape of Water with the female lead “doing” the alien/aquatic creature….Not once have I ever heard anyone or seen a list where either of those two is their fav film or even in the top ten.
    The jumping on the band wagon thing is purely to suck up to the boys own club cunts who pull the strings…..you know the likes of weinstein etc.
    Got to feel for the losers that have missed out on genuine merit and excellent for the sake of a few poncey cunts who say… but don’t believe for a second, that I should make a statement that is utter shite because…..
    The good thing is, it will implode soon because of the money they are missing out on.
    Even 1917 which should’ve won had a few instances of inserted correctness just to tick the box.
    I don’t believe anyone has a problem with strong wimmen or poc taking the leads or directing, Just don’t force it and make yourself look like an absolute cunt doing it.

  2. If they hate Trump so much they should keep their mouths shut about it because the poor people of America hate these lazy, pretentious, drugged up hypocritical cunts even more.
    They are doing the Tango Man’s work for him but they are too up their own fake libtard arses to see it.

    • True Freddie, how is the posturing bullshit of an East Coast liberal or a Hollywoke hand-wringing bellend going to resonate with the Rust Belt and other big Trump voting areas? If the decrepit Catweazle clone Bernie Sanders is the best the Democrats can come up with then Orange Man is a shoo-in for November.

  3. Burn Hollywood burn.

    It’s had it’s day, 10 to 15 years and these cunts will be outsiders. Everything peaks and then slowly fades away and Hollywood is not immune.

  6. When your a Hollywood star , a multi national like Nike or a bank going woke is the cheapest way to not be attacked. All you have to do is say a load of crap while carrying on as normal. Cowardly cunts.

  7. What a pile of cunt, 1917 is a brilliant film and resonates with me me due to my Great Grandfather fighting in that war. Also it’s easy to lecture people abaaaaaht being vegan when you no doubt have a top chef on your payroll who can make nice Vegan food. What the fuck am I gonna roast in the oven on a day like today…an onion. They really are a bunch of freaks and cunts.
    Good cunting QDM.

  8. Multi millionaire coke addled eating disorder pbonies living in gated communities with own armed security lecturing the world .
    Whod seriously listen to harelipped Phoenix or Bradley?
    Just learn yer lines stand on the x and shut yer fuckin yap.

  9. No diversity in South Korea, or their films….
    Where’s ricky Gervais when you need him?

  10. When I was a child I played the rear-end of Eeyore in a school production of Winnie The Pooh.A non-speaking role admittedly but I was,of course,masterful. I owned that stage. A stellar career on the stage and silver-screen was assured until the front-end of Eeyore farted in my face and the audience were treated to the sight of Eeyore’s back-end consciously uncoupling from his front end to reveal an irate,and even then foul-mouthed, screen-icon in the making.

    Ruined my career of course, but more importantly deprived The World of the chance to hear my views on subjects about which I know Fuck-All. I am now reduced to sharing my views on subjects about which I know Fuck-All with you lot.

    I weep for Humanity…that one eggy Fart caused more damage than the bullet that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

    Fuck Off.

    • Good Morning Dick, I always had you down as a horses arse. A donkey is close enough 😃

      As for the Hollywood Set; condescending, patronising and hypocritical turds.

    • This is indeed a tragic tale of what might have been.
      I suppose years were spent bravely in therapy to get this horrendous disapointment and memory of that evil eggy fart out of your head.
      Maybe you could join Prince Harry in bringing these mental health issues to light? Just a thought.

    • Well your thoughts and tales are much appreciated around these parts Mr Fiddler. I can’t help but think it may have been that cunter Skidmark Eggfart who was the eggy farter…he disappeared a couple of years ago after perhaps realising the career he ruined.

      • Bernard Shaw caricatured the near political and social philosophy of Chesterton and Belloc as the two sides of the same pantomime horse. The ‘Chesterbelloc’ he called them. Who today? The ‘Dombojo’ maybe.

  12. Top notch cunting. I am sick to the back teeth of cunts whining about diversity. I very rarely watch new films, nowadays, because of it. Changing history to suit your agenda just makes you look a bigger cunt than you undoubtedly are. Same with modern tv. Quick skim through the cast – next! Oh, and if I want advice from any Hollywood woke celebrity, it’ll be about how to become a bigger cunt than I already am, thanks.

  14. We should just count ourselves extremely lucky that these wonderful stars are prepared to use their precious time to fly in on their private jets just to educate us lowly plebs on all manner of stuff that they obviously live by but us thick evil Trump voting bastards dont.

  15. Film awards are now just a lecture platform for actors etc to patronize the rest of us with their political virtue signalling. They have the luxury of living in a society where they can enjoy obscene amounts of money in return for a few months work. Demonizing Trump from a podium when millions of jobs have been added to the American economy thereby giving people more money to buy tickets to watch their make believe characters is foolish surely, and they should keep their priveledged gobs shut. Cunts.

  16. Most actors crave the limelight and want to be the center of attention. The Oscars is just step in the process. I for one could not give a flying fuck about any of the cunts. It’s over thirty years ago that I last went to the cinema to watch cunts on screen and cunts all around you. Actors are the pits. It’s only woke cunts and pricks who pay any attention to them. I bet Paltrow,s cunt stinks the trollop.

  17. BBC R4 boiling my piss this morning.

    People stuck on cruise liners. Who gives a fuck.

    Some sleb kills herself. Who gives a fuck

    And so on

  19. And its about time we had a film about African slavery where all the slaves are white its only fair

    • I refer you to the original Tarzan films, pre Weissmuller, Around 1930? Whitey got tortured and dismembered by cannibal um bongos on a regular basis. Actually the best Tarzan flicks made IMO. Won’t be seen on tv again due to woke pussiness (natives portrayed as bloodthirsty savages, completely unlike the happy tolerant inclusive Africa of today). Worth searching out.

  20. I try desperately not to find out anything about actors or musicians I like, because if I discovered that they were a virtue signalling wretch, it would ruin their art. Clint Eastwood is definitely the last man standing in Hollywood.

  21. Whackoff Phoenix was exceptionally good in Joker and deserved to win, but there again that is his fucking job, and one he gets paid handsomely for. He does seem to be a bit of a fucking nutjob as well.
    As for the rest of them it’s the predictability that is so tiresome.

  22. It’s funny how they think that by virtue-signalling to each other, they influence the rest of us, when fot the most part, Joe Public just sees them as tedious hypocrites.

    • There were protests outside some cinemas in America about the gratuitous violence in ‘Joker’. I suspect Phoenix felt he needed to assert liberal woke values to deflect or counterbalance that.

  23. I loved the gobs that were smacked when the Koreans were announced as winners.
    You could read the shock on those right-on faces as through every 5 cell brain went the almost spoken thought.
    “B, bu – but when we said more diversity this is not the diversity we meant. Does Korea not have some well tanned film folk?
    I think some of the voters had a sense of humour.

  24. For a bit of sanity and comfort, I recommend we bring back to mind John Thaw’s rasping comment, ‘We’re the Sweeney and we haven’t had our dinner.’ Said before duffing up some yob the other night on 1970s tv. Beautiful.

  25. “The world is full of Kings and Queen, who blind your eyes and steal your dreams.”

    “They’ll tell you black is really white, the moon is just the sun at night.”

    [Black Sabbath, Heaven & Hell]

    and they were right.

  26. This smacks of their arrogance. What makes them think that anyone will want to listen to what they have to say about a damned thing? Do they think they will ‘convert’ people? Do they think that because THEY think a certain way, or hold certain beliefs or political persuasions, that the little people will listen and do likewise?

    It is also opportunistic crap as they use a time to speak and a very public forum (which is meant to be purely for saying thank you to their Director, Mummy for changing their shitty nappies and the family dog for his unending support) to spout their own agenda about politics, social issues, or what they choose to eat or not eat, in the case of Whack Job Phoenix.

    Bunch of swollen-headed cunts. I personally couldn’t give two fucks.

  27. Makes me laugh how these coke addled, pissed up, marriage wrecking, tantrum throwing, money grabbing, grandstanding debauched and deviant pigs can lecture anyone about anything… Certainly not what’s right or what’s wrong…. Not for nothing is it known as Hollyweird… If I had a time machine I would be tempted put cunts like Phoenix, Brad Shit and any other SJW fucks right there amongst the carnage of 1917…. But they aren’t worth bothering with… Far better men than them died there….

  28. BTW the film “White men can’t jump” is racist and discriminatory!
    😂 😂

    I demand compensation!

    • As we speak Mr Fiddler is working on the sequel…Black men can’t swim.
      He made a cunning escape from the Barbarian hordes at last year’s carnival (after turning up as my special guest in a Gorilla outfit) by jumping in the Thames with the Hounds.
      Legend has it he swam all the way to the North East.

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