Shamima Begum (3)

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‘The quality of mercy is not strained; it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven’. So wrote the legendary Bard of Avon. Well sorry, Willy old son, but I’m afraid that there are certain instances where that quality most certainly IS strained, and I present the case of Shamima Begum.

IsAC regulars will be no strangers to the ferret-faced traitor, who fled culturally enriched Bethnal Green to become a Jihadi bride in the self-styled Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. Various sources have alleged that Begum served as a Kalashnikov flaunting member of IS’s ‘morality police’, an enforcer for the nutters’ repulsive code. She’s also been accused of stitching suicide bombers into explosive vests, so that they could not be removed without triggering detonation. A right little charmer, in other words. Begum was subsequently tracked to a refugee camp by a reporter from ‘The Times’, and told him that she did not regret her decision to join IS. She also stated that she was unfazed by the sight of a beheaded corpse, and that she had actually been ‘inspired’ to join IS after seeing videos of fighters beheading hostages.

Of course Begum was now a ‘refugee’ as things hadn’t gone at all well for IS in general, and for her in particular, as (then) Home Secretary Sajid Javid had stripped her of her UK citizenship. It’s now been announced that Begum has lost the first stage in a legal battle against the UK government to have her citizenship reinstated, although the appeal will no doubt be merely the first one of many. Ferret Face’s legal representatives are claiming that the appeal ‘will appear baffling to her’ (what a fucking shame that is), as she faces the possibility of ‘torture, inhuman or degrading treatment’, which is against the European Convention on Human Rights.
Fucking human rights? What about the rights of the victims of IS? Oh yes, then there’s that ‘quality of mercy’ that those victims probably begged for as they were thrown off roofs, stoned to death, or beheaded. Funnily enough, Begum is now asking for some of that ‘mercy’ from the government for herself. She’s also graciously conceded that she’s ‘willing to change’. ‘Willing to change’? Are we to infer from these weasel words Shamima that you still, in fact, harbour the sentiments which drove you into the arms of IS to begin with?

‘Willing to change’. That’s mighty big of you. Now that things have gone tits up, I’m sure that you just can’t wait to get ‘home’ and be British again. There’ll be a house and benefits waiting for you, you’ll be thinking. Then there’ll likely be appearances on the telly, and the ‘My Life As A Jihadi Bride’ book deal, and interviews with the bleeding hearts at arsewipe rag ‘The Guardian’, who’ll be desperate to paint you as ‘vulnerable’ and a ‘victim’ in your sordid story. No, I bet you can’t wait to get back, just as we can’t wait to have you (NOT). Just kidding. We’ve really missed you, and all that enrichment you’ve brought into our lives. Allahu Akbar and stuff. Let’s forgive and forget.

Piss be upon you. Cunt.

Nominted by Ron Knee

86 thoughts on “Shamima Begum (3)”

  1. I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again the only reason this heap of shit should be anywhere near the UK is to be hanged for treason and war crimes. If she comes back we can kiss goodbye to our fucking morals

  2. Like many I am bemused as to what is really going on and are now entertaining the idea that none of this is real and I am actually living in some form of matrix where some cunt has spilt his coffee on a keyboard….

  3. If (when) she does get back to dear old Blighty she could get a job as an IS webcam girl, bringing comfort to the brave Jihadists abroad. It will make a nice change from fucking goats, young boys and throwing gays off roofs. There is no mention of irony in the Prophet’s writings (Blessed be his name). Inshallah cunters.

    • I have lurid fantasies about what’s under the rest of the post box outfit Steaming. I think we’re all a bit curious if we only admit it…

  6. She’s not coming back here! Fuck off!

    Any cunt who quips that witnessing beheadings were “part and parcel of ISIS culture” simply isn’t worthy of ANY place in our society, nor worthy of ANY sympathy from ANYONE!

    If East Pakistan doesn’t want her, then WE certainly don’t.

    She can fucking rot!

    Cunt!

  7. I quote some bloke from pulp fiction, apparently this is actually some religious bullshit but I think it’s as follows:
    “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

  8. Do the world a favour and drop the biggest conventional bomb we have on all these camps. Problem solved.

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