Well, a “fuck-me-sideways with a Tesco trolley” cunting please, for Philip (sell your car for way below market value, something I would never need to do cos I’m fucking minted) Schofield. Apparently this cunt has come out as gay. No shit?
What’s happened then? Some sordid story about to be released by a tabloid involving a young lad? Holly big tits annoyed this is the only cunt that’s not hit on her? Everyone on the planet must have known, even his wife. Any man hosting a show like he does, that is that interested in wimminz issues, is either gay, or a fucking good actor and if he is a fucking good actor, what the fuck is he doing on daytime TV?
Attention seeking Woke Cunt!!
Nominated by Once a cunt always a cunt
I nominate Phillip Schofield for an absolutely mega cunting, not only for that crappy “Any Dream Will Do” song and all the shite ITV programmes he has presented, but because now the irritating cunt has came out as an arse bandit.
FFS, is nothing sacred anymore without banditry afoot? His poor wife, finding out your husband likes cock, and those bloody “We Buy Any Car” adverts of him standing in yoga positions….is that how the cock gobbler stands when he is taking a length up his rusty sheriff badge? And Holly Willoughby, don’t get me started on her. If I was sat beside her, I would be knobbing her senseless at every opportunity.
Phillip Schofield, you sir, are an epic cunt.
Nominated by Sidthesexistsforeskin
Philip Schofield. I’ve always said this twat was a prize cunt. Whenever the stupid cunt was on the telly doing one of his poxy ads, I’d say to the missus, “He is one A+ grade, prize twat. A monumental wanker”. She’d ask, “Why?” Well, I think my prognosis has been well and truly vindicated.
Schofield, you really are a fucking cunt. Unfortunately, the useless twat will probably now get more fucking air time from the PC media, on the box and in news rags, because he’s come out as a shirt lifter.
THE CUNT.
Nominated by DLP
From Sickipedia…..
“In light of Phillip Schofield shock announcement this morning , Piers Morgan has just come out as a cunt”
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Good morning DF, to be fair Piers Morgan has never pretended to be anything but a cunt. 😁
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True enough .SOI…and he really is good at it.
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Yeah and wait till Piers has old sausage jocky Phil on his life stories programme because we all know it’s a certainty now. Fuck me we should take bets on how long it will be before he bursts into tears , yeah tears of a cunt.
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It’s probably the ultimate for his wife, but Phil doesn’t care as it’s all about him. Move over Holly Willoughby, Phil is the new Queen of daytime tv. Fucking arse bandit.
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Expect to see the cunt present the show in a dress in the near future. He’s so brave.
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He’s a right Mr Confused that twat.
Go and have a good cry.
On TV of course.
Cunt.
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Big fucking fairy now getting right on my tits with his ‘big coming out’.
I wouldn’t be surprised to read about him eventually dead in some filthy alley, overdosed on heroin, his starfish mashed to pieces like an overripe blood orange.
Wishful thinking. The cunt.
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Has he been out with Barrymore then?
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More like been IN with Barrymore 😄
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Brave is going into battle. Brave is not being a poofy cunt.
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Unless you’re about to be stretched by a massive cock.
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Just for the record, excluding the ‘breaking news’ cunting of yesterday, this is the cunt’s third nomination on these hallowed pages. He is heading towards the wall at an astonishing rate.
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Hes wasted nearly 30yrs of his missus life with the sham marriage, how brave.
Hes ageing at a alarming rate isnt he?
How old is he? Must be around my age 50yr?
But the white hair, turkey neck, looks dead frail?
Hes a banker for Deadpool this cunts seriously ill, wont see Christmas.
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Morning MNC, I believe Pwincess Phil is 57, and the next shock announcement will be relating to “a serious illness Phil is battling with”.
So brave, just taking to twitter to share my feelings..
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Cuntflap
Foxy @
Morning lads, 57yrs? Wouldn’t hold out for 58yr by the look of him!
Yeah hes riddled with ducky darling disorder, full blown case, eating him from inside out,
Hes about 6stone now no flesh on his bones, a chinky sneezes on him hes a goner.😁
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Who is Philip Schofield?
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Some bloke who fancies Justin.
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Because they know they’re not going to feel an unwanted hand squeezing their arse.
That’s what I always do. Find out where you stand without fucking about.
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Phil’s 83 year old mother was ‘shocked, when she heard the news. When interviewed, she further revealed that she’d not heard about Lord Lucan’s disappearance or Lady Diana’s untimely death.
Aw! Bless her!
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Morning Bertie!
Nice to see you defending Rtc yesterday!👍👍
Although for new cunters its becoming a bit of a trial by ordeal to get pasted by you!
The ones who youve not roasted yet all have stutters and jump at loud noises!😁
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Morning Miserable. Possibly! I’m always a bit mistrustful of new people.There just seems to be a few dodgy people around at the moment. Mind you, I used to think that about you at one time! 😂 I like Funboy though. He seems genuine enough.
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Think of me as the first line of defence – a bit like when you try to make an appt. with your GP and your confronted with a receptionist who’s a cross between Peggy Mount and the Flabbott.
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Hahaha, yeah the gatekeeper!
New are you?
Straighten that spine sonny and tuck yer shirt in!
Whats your intentions? Well, make sure you behave an no lip.
I think you should get expenses Bertie, security and vetting, send admin a invoice!😁
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😀 As Phil says, ‘It’s all done out of love!’
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Hearing “Mount” and “the Flabbott” in the same sentence…
Pass the sick-bucket !
Afternoon Bertie.
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Afternoon HBH. How’s the electrical quals. coming along?
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Evening, Bertie.
Got Level 3 done, 18th Ed. Regs, passed the online exam for Initial Verification, Inspection & Testing, but have to wait a bit (because of weather, I’d imagine) to do the two prac exams for that certificate…
Cheers for asking, hope you are keeping well !
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Gordon the gopher putting in compo claim for being fisted by Schofield.
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After 27 years shagging Mrs Schofield he has decided he would rather shag blokes, the question is …… Has he tried it already.
Wakes up on day and thinks, I might be gay, better go online and find a rent boy!
I think I am with the DF theory that it is disease and can be cured 😂
What the fuck!
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The Gayness is indeed a disease. It greatly concerns me that it is not being treated with the same measures as Coronavirus. The Medical community should in fact be working round the clock to find the cure to The Gayness instead of worrying about a cure for some disease that is offing a few Chairman Mao types…in all conscience, there are plenty of them for a few million deaths to not make much of a difference.
The Gayness is a far more pressing threat to the future of Mankind..just take the case of old Phil McCavity here…if he hadn’t caught The Gayness he’s have been humping Holly Willoughby until her tits popped.
PS The Gays should all be quarantined until a cure is found.
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PPS…they should all be quarantined in single cells,plus no shared showers. Their make-up,high heels and frilly dresses should be banned too.
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Morning Dick. That would be against their ‘uman rights’. As would taking their tellies away which would deny them being able to watch Ru Paul’s Dragrace.
And before you ask me – no I don’t fuckin watch it!
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That isn’t what Percy told me, in fact he said you were quite pissed off at being made to queue for hours outside RuPaul’s DragCon UK event last month.
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Hi LL. Percy has been known to fancy a
cockatoo himself in his lifetime!
😀
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Book them a legal aid session with Chuckyerbalti; that’ll learn them.
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How about a one way valve stitched into the ring, export only?
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Has anyone considered this might be a massive scam? Think about it. Philip hears rumours that his contract might not be renewed…… he ain’t getting any younger and he has a lifestyle to maintain. Where does he go from here?
He “turns” queer…..they can’t sack him now can they? That’s blatant homophobia!!! Cue all the endless chat shows with brave Philip pouring out his poor bleeding heart to the dumb masses. Cue the autobiography, crying over his poor tortured soul, out just in time for Christmas. Cue the adverts assuring the housewives that this washing powder will make your brats clothes the envy of all the other bitches. The money making possibilities are endless.
And where are all the blokes he’s been bumming all these years?………never thought of selling their story to the tabloids? Not one of them?
And then there’s little wifey who knew about it all the time but stood by our hero through his lifelong struggle……fuck me, I think i’m going to cry.
Call me Mr Cynical if you like but I smell money……..and when I smell money I smell a lying, two faced fucking cunt.
Think about it, that’s all i’m saying.
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You were one step ahead of everyone yesterday Freddie and I think you’ve nailed it there.
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Dead right Freddie, the man’s a sociopath. Anyone happy to scam vulnerable cunts by fronting adverts for WeBuyAnyCar will clearly stop at nothing to prolong or bolster their vacuous career prospects.
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Fucking hell haven’t felt my bottom lip quiver so much since Lassie Come Home!
His Mrs pretending she didn’t know?
Now thats laughable.
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I care not a fucking jot that obvious gay man Phil has actually “ come out”
Brave? Oh fucking please!!
And his antics with big tits holly made me fucking gag…..
NEXT?
Hopefully Phil realises that simply being gay isn’t enough and identity’s himself as a Horse and a fucking gay one at that…
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Hes a little moustache an pair of specs away from being Clive Dunn!
Dont panic! Dont panic!
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He can identify as a horse as long as I can ride Holly Willoughby like a horse. She would receive an magnanimous bashing.
Morning Q’ster.
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Morning el capitano
I reckon holly could take a good length and definitely make it round the course
T b h not my bag but I know there would be a queue of jockeys lining up to get in the saddle ……
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Even a queer must have enough self-respect to be vaguely mortified at that performance, and that cringey hug, yesterday. Nothing wrong with being gay but be a man for fucks sake.
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Holly has a big arse too.
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Schofield’s enrolled for evening classes (Headmaster Mr. Barrymore, DipShit) – The School of Hard Cocks.
This one will run and run, like a chinky nose, until the clap doctor exercises his poultry secateurs…
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Wow he,s a sausage jockey, what a surprise I never would have guessed, I’ve been saying that for years and I bet he,s only come out cuz he,s been caught with his trousers down in a forestry commission car park at 2am gargling his while doing a valuation on some guys car…
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Wow he,s a sausage jockey, what a surprise I never would have guessed, I’ve been saying that for years and I bet he,s only come out cuz he,s been caught with his trousers down in a forestry commission car park at 2am gargling his while doing a valuation on some guys car…to try to make up for a low offer….
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Sick of hearing about this cunt already. Bland presenter with limited scope, who would struggle to be a beta male even armed with an M60 and a swastika tattooed on his forehead, shocks no one by pretending to be heterosexual. Why? This cunt chose to live a lie, it would have made no difference whatsoever to his career, where being overtly gay seems to be beneficial. Why the women in their lives support these closet cunts when they come out is beyond me. Is there a bigger lie you could tell? Fuck them.
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A gay man married 30 years to a (presumably) straight woman. How does that work then? He must have got the horn enough times (ten times a week at the start, twice a week if lucky after five years) to convince his wife that he was straight, not to mention siring two children.
And yet he’s not sexually attracted to women… 🤔
Can you imagine a straight man being able to fool a gay man into believing he was gay? Without the fucking horn such a deception wouldn’t last five minutes.
No way could I get the horn for another bloke. Unless it was Cuntstable Cuntbubble. Possibly.
Nah, it’s just a cynical ploy to boost Phil’s flagging career and get loads of celebricunts falling over themselves to congratulate him.
Besides, coming out is no big deal nowadays. Hasn’t been for years. Especially cunts in the media. Wouldn’t be surprised if Mrs Schofield and the kids are in on it too.
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I think you should come out now RTC. Your ‘ jokey ‘ comments about the Cuntstable don’t fool me. Many a true word spoken in jest.
Come on man, spit it out, we won’t laugh. Although Percy will have a field day.
Morning ducky.
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Morning Jack.
We should not make light of these matters.
If CC chooses to come out as gay he’ll have my full support and back.
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Haha, yeah best to accuse the missus an kids of masterminding it!
They put him upto it!
😁
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My thoughts too RTC. I can’t even manage a half trout over a fat girl, so there is fuck all chance of a same sex semi, even at gun point. Doesn’t he have kids with her? Unless he had a stand in, it would make him bisexual at best. However, as bisexual doesn’t come with the full range of benefits that full blown homosexuality gets, he bypassed that and went for the big money answer.
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Expect more luvvies on the verge of disappearing from the limelight to follow Schofield’s “bravery” and come out!
Ant & Dec perhaps?
Graham Norton goes straight, allegedly?
Linekunt becomes a philanthropist, allegedly?
Lily Mong becomes a human being, allegedly?
Corbyn becomes non-gender-non-binary-communist (hard to put allegedly but I suppose I must)
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Women tend to look at the whole package and place more emphasis on things like money and social status. Slebs can marry who the fuck they like, look at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Or Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie.
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Good post, RTC. I agree with all of what you said. It all does seem a bit peculiar, suspect and questionable. Up my way recently a GP had ‘come out’ after being married for 20 plus years and had a couple of kids. After hearing about it — and I have heard a few instances of this happening, so it’s not an isolated case — I thought to myself, hmm, how does this work? I mean, given the fact that he’s produced a few kids must surely mean that he’s at least somewhat attracted to the opposite sex, which makes him bisexual, strictly speaking. Perhaps, although being attracted enough to women to be able to make a few kids, he’s always known that he was more attracted to men but didn’t want to come out in the past lest he got collectively frowned upon by society in general; in the past, let’s face it, woofers’ lives were made miserable, but in the present day it has finally been accepted by society at large and is no longer deemed alien, but normal (apart from amongst the older remaining generations who grew up in the 60s and 70s, who will never really accept it as ‘normal’, like some here at ISAC 😘 ). Or perhaps funboy Phil (hehe, see what I did there?) is just a greedy bastard, and is now maybe fed up with rogering the same hole for 27 years and now wants some fresh meat in the shape of a man; as I said, maybe his bisexuality dictates that he is more attracted to men than women.
So, to recap: he’s bisexual but has always secretly preferred men to women, in spite of being attracted to women enough to be able to produce 2 kids, but did not want to ‘come out’ in the past as it was still shunned by society at large (even in the 80s, 90s and noughties) , and now feels comfortable in the present times where it is deemed completely acceptable and normal. Or maybe, he’s selfish, sociopathic, confused, conflicted, or just downright barmy! Either way, I completely indifferent. Makes no difference to me what he does in his private life, just as long as he isn’t fucking animals or young kids.
Fuck me, I need to go for a lie down in a darkened room now! Phew!
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No wonder the cunt been turned..
Have you seen the state of his missus.
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Daughters look ready to rumble.
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Its because they no longer regard them as threat / sexual predator anymore Cuntflap. I think their called Fag Hag’s
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I see straight through his “brave admission”! I’m sure he got wind that all was soon to be revealed in the tabloids, in a string of sordid revelations going back decades right up to present day.
He didn’t jump he was pushed!
HONK HONK!
Fuck off!
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Schofield is a dirty beast who will burn in hell, let’s hope he goes to one of barrymores pool parties and ends up as dirty Michael’s play thing.
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He probably can’t wait to go to hell to be honest because he will be looking forward to sucking Kenny Everett’s cock while being pounded in his arse by Freddie Mercury. I still think Phil could be a missing link to Barrymore’s party , i mean it’s funny isn’t it last week it’s all been brought up again about the whole Barrymore pool incident involving Stuart lovecock , sorry Lubbock and less than a few days later old Phil comes out being gay.
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“OR does the UK have the most immature media in the developed world, and most of the third world too come to think of it.”
Noticed the use of the Oxford comma there O. I’d be interested to know your views on that. I wonder if Cambridge has an equivalent?
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Nothing cryptic, just an observation. I’m sure others are thinking the same.
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I’m beginning to like your new persona, O.
I think you should stick with it.
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And didn’t CS like the occasional toot on the pipe of peace?
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Another soldier in their epic battle against straight men.
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Can’t this attention-seeking luvvie “victim” just fuck off and die!?
Is this twat expecting the nation to go into the kind of grieving last seen after that old slapper Diana got hit for 6 in Paris back in 1997 when the world stopped spinning for about a week after her fucking death!
You’ve got your 15 minutes, now fucking do the job you’re paid to fucking do (whatever the fuck that is!)
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I get him coming out as gay but ‘brave’? In today’s woke society where it’s applauded, and will probably open even more work offers. Honest, maybe, ‘brave’ definitely not.
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‘Brave’ for half an hour of his life, a coward for 27 years previous.
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Brave , yeah we know that word is gonna get used and rinsed a’lot in the coming weeks “O Philip your being so brave in all of this”. Looks like This Morning show is on course for another NTV award next year, after his performance this week he might even win best actor.
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This is philip scofields dream to go to Ram ranch and be with his 18 cowboy friends. I know mince pie guy and krav would probably like to go there as well… https://youtu.be/MADvxFXWvwE
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I hope his old lady sues the bollocks off the little arse-o bandido and takes him to the fucking cleaners… Of course, the media in general, celebriturds like Dizzy Willoughby (thick brainless cunt) and the hordes of social media mong lemmings will not give a fuck about his mrs (as was)…. The squeaky gopher fucking cunt that is Schofield will be lavished with praise for lying, two (three four five fucking six) timing and whoring himself to the media for attention… As for the total wankers calling him brave? Do fuck off! My granddad was brave (fought the Japs), my mother was brave (the Big C got her)… Admitting you take it up the Cadbury Alley is not fucking brave by any stretch of the imagination…. The man (for want of a better fucking word) is a louse, a turd and sums up how the right (in the eyes of the libfucks and MSM) category can get a free pass… Look at that freak, Cuntlin ‘Brucie Bonus’ Jenner… Was, by all accounts, a complete cunt and not very nice to women as old ‘Brucie’… Becomes a transbender and all past nastiness and antics is ignored… ‘But.. But,,, She’s a brave woman!’ What a load of fucking bollocks.., And Schofield’s rat-like behaviour and years of lying and cloak and dagger skulduggery (skulbuggery?) will be overlooked as he becomes the swivel eyed pyschotic SJW mob’s latest favourite… What a load of fucking shit….
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“cadbury alley” lol
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And, let me guess… He cried i front of the TV cameras… What a surprise, eh?…
As Lord Flasheart would say ‘What a fucking poof!’
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I loathe this turd with a passion. I nominated him last year but it never made the grade. Never mind. He’s looking a bit AIDSey now and that’s good enough for me. Long may he rot.
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Looking a bit AIDsey lol that comment made me laugh so well put 😄
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It’s always best to use correct medical terminology I think 😉
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Well guys, if little Phil can work up the courage to ‘come out’ after all this time, I reckon I can too *sniffle*. I’ve been struggling with this compulsion since I was but a lad, but I think that I finally have to face my demons *simper*. I’ve been to some very dark places, to hell and back. But things must now be brought out into the light, and the world must accept me as I am, just as I can no longer fool myself. In making this statement, let me say that I have the full support and love of my wife, and dear IsAC colleagues, I’m sure I’ll have yours *sob*. Ok then, here goes *sob*. Yes, I admit it. I adore tits and fanny, and go for it as often as I possibly can. I’m not ashamed, I’m proud to be HETROSEXUAL!!
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