A shove it up your arse cunting for Peloton, please. Smug, woke, irritating cunting advert that makes my fucking eyes bleed every time it’s on. Especially the cunt in the studio, ‘Let’s nail this, same time tomorrow’. At least we should be thankful they’re ‘cycling’ in their homes rather than on the road in front of us.
‘What’s up, Peloton’? My fucking boot up your smug ricker.
This one?
Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt
How about a wank machine instead? The machine is fitted with a screen showing Angela Wh1te adult entertainment, a KY infused, soft love glove connected to a generator and a kilowatt generated display (by tugs per second), which shows the energy being fed into the network.
Just think, the more you tug the more electricity you produce and your bills reduce.
I think I may have given you a sneak preview of Boris Johnson’s white paper for creating energy for charging electric vehicles.
You smashed it. Yes, many times over the lovely Angela, I confess.
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Why doesn’t the censor allow ‘accordingly’?
fuck knows but there are 8 of your comments in the mod que.
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Love the use of that Dodgeball meme. Ben Stiller was so brilliantly over-the-top in that film.
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Ah, Pela-cunting-ton, smashing it like the yuppy twats you are. Pelaton, no need to mingle with the grubby little people. Pelaton, the mark of the winner.
But yes, keeps the twats off the road and allows me to drive recklessly without having some goatee adorned self admirer wiggling his lycra arse to all and sundry.
Smashin’ it.
Cunts.
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As for that advert, I don’t know who’s more in need of a cliff dive, the presenters or that selfie taking numpty effecting ‘anguish’ over using a fucking exercise bike.
Yeah, she smashed it.
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Fit all the bikes with generators feed the power into the national grid, green energy simple eh. Transferred from cuntish annoying adverts to St Greta standard climate wokeness. Going nowhere but saving the planet, this morning I is burning!!!!!!
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This fucking joyless activity is perfect for the look at me millennials that live their edited lives on social media. Apps like strava, which do have a valid reason for being, that of being able to share great places and routes to explore (no, I don’t have strava, google maps is good enough) are more used to boast about the times and distances these pricks have achieved.
Also, the use of phrases such as ‘nailed it’, ‘crushed it’ and ‘smashed it’ are definitely a product of the way cunts are brought up these days, where there are no losers. What would be far more motivating would be an R Lee Ermy ‘Gunny’ type of avatar (sadly the real one is no more) shouting at the sweating saddos peddling, rousing stuff like ‘come on you fat sack of shit, the best best part of you dibbled down the crack of yo mammas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress’. You need callouses around your heart far more than on your hands to survive adulthood you fucking cissy cunts.
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