Helen ‘Bernard’ Belcher…

What in the name of fuck is this preferred gender pronoun about? It’s like watching Little Britain without any hint of irony. “Hey Helen, are you taking the piss?”

“No, I’m a Laydeeee”.

What is it with these on the edge of society/reality narcissists?

And why is it that those in the media are going out of their way to give so much airtime and column inches to the ‘trans community’ and where the fuck is the ‘trans community’? They aren’t even a minority; at best they’re a minority minority. That said, I do find them fucking hilarious. Monty Python and Little Britain trying to be taken seriously.

Keep it up ‘Helen’ and don’t forget your razor.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

A cunting for Humberside Police, who recorded a bit of piss taking as hate speech. The hatred in question was:

“I was assigned mammal at birth, but my orientation is fish. Don’t mis-species me.”

Oh, the trannies were screeching and squealing, but the piss taker, an ex-cop, took the plod to court and an outbreak of common sense prevailed. “Fuck off”, said the Judge, only in legalese with perhaps a bit of Latin, Humberside plod exceeded their brief and are a bunch of useless, woke cunts. Again in strictly legal language. Probably.

The trannies are devastated. Their spokesman, a Bernard Bresslaw lookalike called ‘Helen’ stated that the ruling was worrying and would open trannies to hatred and abuse. Perhaps, ‘Helen’, it might open a bunch of weirdos up to a bit of actual reasoning and discussion, rather than common sense being howled down. Perhaps the cunts in Humberside Police have actually done us a favour.

The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Humberside Police deserve a nomination. A former police officer by the name of Harry Miller, who is part of a group called ‘Fair Cop’ was visited by police a couple of years ago, after some silly trans tit took offence at some tweets that Miller had posted. Humberside Police later logged the incident as a non-crime hate incident, meaning it could be seen by a potential employer. Miller took Humberside police to the high court and surprisingly, the Judge, Mr Justice Knowles, agreed that Millers rights had been infringed. He even went as far as to use the word ‘Gestapo’ when referring to Humberside police and the way the went about investigating something that was not in any way a crime.

All Miller did was express the opinion that simply calling yourself a woman, does not actually make you a woman. That there are only two genders, and other things along those lines. At no point, as far as I’m aware, did Miller threaten or incite violence against any trans person. Humberside police infringed Miller’s right to freedom of speech and freedom of expression. To my knowledge, there is no law that says you cannot disagree with the current narrative being pushed by the rabid hardcore minority in the trans lobby and the far left.

It is not a hate crime to state the simple biological fact that there are only two genders, and that only people who have two X chromosomes are women. It is not a hate crime to refuse to address someone by their ‘preferred pronoun’. There is no law that says I have to refer to Sam Smith as ‘They’. In fact, there is no law that says I cannot do or say anything that other people may find offensive. The far left offend me on a daily basis, but I don’t call the police about it. First of all, it’s got nothing to do with the police, and secondly, the left are just a bunch of arrogant, entitled, overly sensitive fuckwits.

I doubt very much that this case will prove to be the end of the police sticking their noses where they don’t belong, but it is at least a small victory against a bunch of intolerant busy bodies. Shame on Humberside police, the North-Eastern Gestapo.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

This disgusting bush pig is seeking attention for having body hair, like it’s anything to be especially proud of.

It’s the same narcissistic rubbish we get from feminists who get their heads shaved, how it’s empowering and how evolved they are compared to common humanity – if a man has body hair it’s just hair, but if a feminist has body hair it becomes somehow special and precious. If a person chooses to shave or not, it’s just a personal choice. You’re not special. The way this revolting yeti looks is vomit-inducing. Her need to seek affirmation and acceptance for the earth shattering achievement of having hair growing from her skin is pathetic – “My appearance isn’t important so look at me and celebrate my growler!”

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-ditches-razor-grow-body-21433445

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

A joint cunting, if I may, for Emily Eavis and Billy Bragg. Another pointless day filled with YouTube surfing popped up this piece of shite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LymykRl6img

Not ever having seen a picture of Ms Eavis, I wondered if it might have been a spoof. However, no, I was mistaken, as there was another cunt who I did recognise, who was presenting the NME award to her – Billy Fucking Bragg. The social warrior who is all for diversity but, unsurprisingly, lives in deepest Dorset, probably as far away from his “beloved” London as one could get.

So, back to Ms Eavis. I know who she is, but have never seen a picture of her. I know she runs Glastonbury – a middle-class wankfest as far as I can tell. So she gets an award and is apparently, “god like” (I won’t give it a capital G as she is not God, she is a cunt) because she rakes in millions of pounds each year for the Eavis family. I see her bearded old cunt of a father was in the audience.

What the fuck is wrong with this country? If you can bear to watch it, I think there is even more shit on this NME thing. What the fuck happened to the NME of old – anti-establishment, iconoclastic newspaper. Now they are more establishment than Jacob Rees-Mogg.

What a bunch of cunts. Oh, and the cheeky cunts have stolen your idea for the middle-finger award thing. Double plus cunts.

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford

A cunting, if you please, for Matt Healy, frontman for a band called “The 1975”. (Nope, me neither.)

This utter cuck has announced that from now on, he and his Soy Boy band will only perform at festivals with a gender-balanced lineup, following a tweet from Laura Snape, Deputy Music Editor for that most cuntish of newspapers, “The Guardian”.

Apparently, Snape demanded that they “add a condition to your rider that says you’ll only play festivals that commit to X% (ideally 50%!) acts that include women and non-binary performers”. Instead of telling the silly bint to fuck off, Healy agreed to acquiesce to her request, saying: “Take this as me signing this contract – I have agreed to some festivals already that may not adhere to this and I would never let fans down who already have tickets. But from now I will, and believe this is how male artists can be true allies.”

Now forgive me for being old-fashioned, but time was when a music festival booked performers who were good, or at least popular. But in today’s race to the bottom, it’s all about being seen to be woke and “progressive” (whatever the fuck that means). Jesus Christ, if the Beatles were starting out today the only way they’d ever be allowed to perform is if John and Paul were bum-fucking each other nightly, George decided he was gender neutral, and Ringo was a drummer of peace.

Fuck you all to hell.

Nominated by Le Cunt Noir