A nomination for Megan Fox. I had never heard of the daft cow until I saw a link to this story. She has revealed how she is raising her children to be kind to animals and live sustainably by sending her sons Journey River, 3, Bodhi Ransom, 5, and Noah Shannon, 7 to an “organic, sustainable, vegan school.” (Those names alone justify this cunting).
“We send them to an organic, sustainable, vegan school where they’re seed-to-table. They plant their own food, they grow it, they harvest it and they take it to local restaurants to sell it, so they understand how all of that works. I’m very specific about never harming animals. We don’t step on ants. We don’t do things like that. We don’t rip flowers out of the ground because we think they’re beautiful. I teach them that plants are sentient beings – they have feelings, thoughts and emotions, so that’s what we’re doing”.
The tiresome attention-seeker went on to say that the couple try hard to let their children be themselves with as little intervention as possible.
“It’s about releasing control, right? That’s all it is. It’s allowing them to be who they are and relinquishing control because they were born to be who they are, and it’s my job to support that process, not to get involved and micromanage and mould them into what I think they should be”.
Yeah, that would probably explain why you’ve decided to inflict your snowflake bullshit on them and encourage them to grow long hair and wear girls dresses.
We don’t step on ants – Fuck off, how do you know?
We don’t rip up flowers – No, but you still eat plants, daft cow.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
Another tiresome wealthy cunt. Where did their wealth come from. Did it grow on a tree? No, it’s the product of the oil-driven, meat eating economy.
These ecomentalists will drive us all into poverty whilst they’ll be ok. Utter cunts.
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Flowers are sentient beings? Then so are carrots and potatoes, so what are you going to eat bitch…..fresh air? Oh, but there’s none of that either because of the nasty cars you never drive in and the planet killing planes you never fly in.
Poor kids. Gives them stupid names you wouldn’t give a dog and brings them up as gender neutral, hippy dippy, vegan, virtue signalling toss bags. Probably end up turning tricks for their next fix on Hollywood Boulevard.
Cunt.
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I’d say those names will put them on the fast track for careers in whaling, pest control and McDonalds. Encouraging to think that that generation will be rebelling (as we mostly did) against its parents, no?
I am now going out to talk to an onion for a bit to calm its fears before I very gently ease it from its holistic home in order to fry the fucker.
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Talking of cars and admittedly not knowing a single fucking thing about them, apparently this bat crazy mental attention seeking thick as pig shit child abusing bitchcunt drives a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon which does a whopping 13 miles to the gallon around town. Good job she’s doing her bit to save the environment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5_SR_ogOAw
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Well spotted. Leather seats are standard, I believe. Unless she’s had them sustainably handcrafted from organically-grown papyrus.
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Give it a few months and when the spotlight has shifted from her attention-seeking twat of a family brood she will think of something else that will grab the world’s attention.
She says she’ll be kind to animals and will try not to step on an ant; but let’s see how she gets on with wasps, spiders, fleas, rats etc. Will she give those a nice little cuddle too I wonder?
Daft old bat. She’ll probably do a Gwyneth Paltrow and try selling candles made from her cunt wax in order for some headlines.
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Top tip. Use vegetarian sausages as the vegetables to go alongside a nice plate of pork sausages.
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Great tip, also suggested by the great count Arthur strong.
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Soon as her backs turned those kids will be hammering their gold cards in McDonald’s.
Stupid hippy cunt.
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Fit as fuck, mental as fuck.
Funnily shes got a new show debuting over here, where she investigates mysterious phenomenon scooby doo style.
“Like wow dude i beleive like crystals exist? And maybe aliens are us but visiting from like, the future?’
If somethings unexplained maybe send in scientific researchers to investigate rather than a mentslly ill Californian acttress?
Id go weinstein on her though!
Just saying…..
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Black cock sucking whore.
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Imagine what that school must be like, full of spoilt rich kids walking round on tippy toe in case they stand on an ant or invade someone’s safe space. How many of them are black or Hispanic I wonder? Fuck all would be my guess.
On the other hand, once out of sight of their crazy parents perhaps they go apeshit……..telling each other to fuck off, fighting, spitting, shouting and chucking stuff everywhere. Either way they are fucked.
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Those kids going a vegan, organic school? Grow into vegetables!
Just like mum n dad.
#bombhollywood
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And using a magnifying glass to focus sunbeams on every insect in the playground
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Needs more meat inside her and this meat makes it’s own sauce.
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She knowingly married a blatantly white man and has 3 offensively white children. Racist, white supremacist whore.
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And yes I would, obviously.
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Having been forced to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 with my son, the scene with her in a school girl outfit was the only saving grace. She’s hot as hell, but having been to Hollywood, she’s bound to woke, delusional and completely out of touch with reality.
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I heard Megan got a phone call from school telling her to come and pick the kids up because they were ill. They’d accidentally seen a picture of Trump.
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I bet she wasn’t subjected to this bullshit as a child just a normal upbringing. Clearly out to lunch this is another attention seeking cunt in the process of scaring her children for life and making them misfits. They’ll end up topping themselves or being insufferably smug .
Dozy cunt.
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Seed to table? Harvest it?
They 12th century serfs?
Hope her kids rebel by being republican, NASCAR loving, gun loving Billy bob types!
Have mullets, Confederate flag tshirts,
Trump baseball caps etc.
Start line dancing on the red carpet…
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They need an exchange programme working for a summer on the Fiddler Estate, B&WC can take care of batshit crazy Megan, she wont be bothered about stepping on any ants when he is finished.
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You been watching Dukes of Hazard repeats again?
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This vegan shite has really got out of hand. From the ever-reliable fount of woke, the Indescribable:
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/vegans-work-office-fridge-shelf-law-jordi-casamitjana-a9343836.html
The booklet covers everything from the type of milk that is supplied in the kitchen to office jokes, and recommends that bosses provide vegans with a dedicated shelf in the fridge.
(It is not clear whether this shelf is for the food or its owner…)
Other suggestions include offering colour-coded equipment and separate areas to prepare food, as well as giving vegans the option to not attend events such as horse racing or hog roasts.
As the poor suckers would currently have to do if they were working on zero-hours for Amazon, say? What planet do these cunts live on? Oh, yes. A planet where it is possible to name your child Bodhi Ransom without being arrested for cruelty.
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Oh fuck, that judge has given them an inch so now the whiny, preachy wankers are going to take a mile. (Or should that be a kilometre as they will certainly be remoaners)
No way would I employ any of those miserable, soppy cunts. They can all fuck off.
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‘Sorry i thought the shelf was for food that itself is vegan, that’s why i left a bloody leg of lamb in there.
Still… think of the haernoglobin levels you’ll have.’
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What exactly is a vegan school – does it have lentils instead of lintels – if so the windows are gonna fall out!? Do carrots or leeks hold the roof up? WTF!!
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Well, in a normal school the kids are the whiny, ignorant, self entitled, loudmouth cunts.
In a vegan school it’s the teachers as well.
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Do what you like as long as there is minimal impact on me. Should ask themselves are they giving their children the best chance of surviving in the future?
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‘Plants are sentient beings’
Not sure about that, but they might be more sentient than this moron.
Fucking actresses. Thick as fuck.
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Treating animal humanely is a hallmark of civilisation.
But this stupid woman needs a kick up the cunt.
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Another libfuck Hollyweird thicko tart… Simple as that…
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Child abusing CUNT
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Bodhi Ransom? You what?! I’d change my name if I were you.
*Unknown gruff voice on the phone*…
“Pay the Ransom, or I chop the Bodhi into pieces. Muwha ha ha ha!”
“Also, I’ll send Jamie Oliver’s Rocket up the River without her Buddy. Muwha ha ha! *Cough cough* “I should stop smoking…”
*Hangs up the phone*
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Another moron fucking up her children from the moment they spew out of her over-serviced vag. Why do these cunts insist on confusing their offspring by using the excuse that they are letting them ‘be who they are’ and other hippy shite?
This twat had two of her three sons dressed in a cheerleader costume and as a witch, complete with long, pink hair at Halloween (because of course, all witches have fucking pink hair, don’t they, but I digress)
She also doesn’t cut their hair, has them in fucking Disney Princess dresses, so they will not have a bloody clue if they are male, female or something from an alternate universe.
I actually think this kind of shit is tantamount to child abuse. Children need instruction and guidance in life. WE are adults who supposedly know better. THEY are children, who learn who they are from us and the wider world. It is not warping their minds…it is called RESPONSIBLE PARENTING. If they want to wear dresses, be entirely gender-neutral or whatever the fuck else when they are adults, so be it, but to take that choice out of their hands when they are children is ABUSE, in my very humble opinion.
No surprise at all that the cunt and her clearly testicle-free husband also wants them Vegan. If they are not even allowed to be boys, she ain’t gonna let them eat what they want either.
STUPID CUNT.
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Nurse C, it reminds me of that nomination a while ago a woman teaching her children at home and letting them do what they want. I imagine when these children grow up they’ll be confused about everything.
My mind boggles.
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Yeah, another silly cow, Spoony. There seems to be a whole load of them in today’s world.
It is really disturbing and so sad for the children.
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Perhaps she’s antivaccine as well, can’t inhibit the right of the microbes to fully express themselves in her brood
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It’s that cunt Charlie boy who started all this by talking to plants.
Apparently when he plants a tree, he ‘shakes’ hands with it to wish it well!
Would you beleaf we could have such a simple asshole as heir to the throne?
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Jug-eared old nutjob.
HRH must tell me exactly where a tree’s ‘hands’ are located….that is something that they didn’t teach me in the plants bit of Biology lessons.
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Journey fucking River ????? what kind of a name is that ???? , i wouldn’t mind but i suffered a right backlash when all i wanted to do was call my son Adolf Himmler (then his surname) .
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Telly, in the words of Al Murray, beautiful British name. 😀
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I called him little Caesar instead .
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Ha, ha, ha, nice one, just spit my tea out!
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Yeah he was a little swine , he got done for racism when he was in middle school . A black kid was mocking him because his hair is that blonde it looks white so he was calling him Grandad . My son turned round to him and said ” shut up you black bastard or i’ll make you blacker than you already are”.When i told my mate he was laughing his head off and bought my son a bar of chocolate😄
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I’ve just had a Greggs Sausage roll and ham sandwich. How do like them apples Megan? I would give her some porridge though, home grown but slightly salty.
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I feel sad for the kids it’s just another form of brainwashing , wonder how they will turn out when they are adults . Someone once asked me what do you think your Alex will be when he grows up? , without any hesitation i replied ” a prisoner ” .
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These narcissistic “celeb” cunts make me want to projectile vomit.
It’s ALL about me, Me, MEEEEEEEEEE, virtue-signalling how wonderful, good & “caring” they are.
Then the dopy bint talks about “letting Cabbage-waterchestnut, Sierra-Cosworth and Androgyna-Vulva, be themselves ” yet bludgeons her “woke” SHIT into them, exactly the opposite of what this pile of pseudo-saintly shite says.
She may not tread on ants, but she stamps with her fucking great hobnailed boots over our sensibilities.
These cunts get on my fucking nerves imposing their views on us plebs. The same cunts who court maximum publicity for their own boated egos, but are the first to bitch of the publicity doesn’t suit them.
Megan Fox and her “woke” non-binary, gender-fluid offspring get on my fucking gender-neutral tits.
I will make a prediction that they will end up rejecting all of her “woke” shite and end up pissed as farts, hooked on drugs after a gun rampage, actually I’m rather hoping for it.
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This is because she’s not an A lister and hasn’t been in anything big since Transformers.
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