A nomination for Megan Fox. I had never heard of the daft cow until I saw a link to this story. She has revealed how she is raising her children to be kind to animals and live sustainably by sending her sons Journey River, 3, Bodhi Ransom, 5, and Noah Shannon, 7 to an “organic, sustainable, vegan school.” (Those names alone justify this cunting).

“We send them to an organic, sustainable, vegan school where they’re seed-to-table. They plant their own food, they grow it, they harvest it and they take it to local restaurants to sell it, so they understand how all of that works. I’m very specific about never harming animals. We don’t step on ants. We don’t do things like that. We don’t rip flowers out of the ground because we think they’re beautiful. I teach them that plants are sentient beings – they have feelings, thoughts and emotions, so that’s what we’re doing”.

The tiresome attention-seeker went on to say that the couple try hard to let their children be themselves with as little intervention as possible.

“It’s about releasing control, right? That’s all it is. It’s allowing them to be who they are and relinquishing control because they were born to be who they are, and it’s my job to support that process, not to get involved and micromanage and mould them into what I think they should be”.

Yeah, that would probably explain why you’ve decided to inflict your snowflake bullshit on them and encourage them to grow long hair and wear girls dresses.

We don’t step on ants – Fuck off, how do you know?
We don’t rip up flowers – No, but you still eat plants, daft cow.

Nominated by Mystic Maven