An off-colour cunting is in order for up-his-own-arse dark key, Mr Shapland, who has managed to dislodge ITN newsreader Alistair Stewart for reading in ‘prejudice’ to the Shakespearian quotation about an “angry ape”:
Look at the smug fuckwit. So proud of himself for striking another blow against freedom of speech. It seems everyone these days has to bend over backwards to accommodate snowflakes, soyboys, poofters, trannies etc, etc.
If Twatter is so poisonous, why don’t they just close the thing down? Can’t have our dark friends upset, can we?
Old Man River!
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
This cunt is lost on me Boggsy, but if you say he’s a cunt, then a cunt he is.
And he sure does look like one smug up-his-own-arse cunt while he’s at it.
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P.s. If I were to go onto soshal meeja and carp about some “tanned” individual reading a news item I decided I didn’t like, how much traction would I garner? The square root of fuck all would be my guess. One rule fits all then is it?
Fuck off
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He looks to me as if he’s missing something. At a guess I would hazard around 40 IQ points.
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He is missing something he’s not white.
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I simply don’t acknowledge the view that we live in a society overrun with racists, sexists and ‘phobes’ of all kinds. Things are so much better for ethnic minorities, women, The Gays, etc than when I was a child in the 1970s. What society are they comparing the modern West to? I’d really like to know where one find a more free and open society than ours. Narnia?
I sometimes feel sorry for these people because they live in such a terrible world but then I remember that they are complete cunts.
I was writing something similar on my blog just today…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2020/02/08/safe-european-home/
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Unless you’re fundamentalist botherfolk I’m reasonably certain humans are apes (familii hominidae) and am shat off at darquays whining about it. Getting close to Easter I’m noticing more cunts being cunted that resemble Easter eggs, though I have not heard of Chuckles Umgawa for a while.
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Another attention seeking ugly um bongo drinker.
Banana boat song..
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I can’t understand why Stewart was even on “Twitter”. Apparently he’d had warnings before about his Social Media activities and yet chose to stay and get into a spat with Mr. Shapland.
Everyone knows that Twatterpeople are constantly on the point of a “Twitter-Storm”and seem to spend most of their time looking for something about which they can be “horrified and offended”. Of course the Dark-key was going to take the chance when he saw the “angry ape” comment to be offended. Hardly a day goes by without some new story about someone being offended on Twitter,so why go on it?…Stewart should have had more sense.
We have all on here,I suspect,written things which could be misconstrued by the easily offended ( I less so than most,of course),but we probably have enough brains to not post our more easily misinterpreted views on an open forum famous for it’s ability to be “offended and horrified”…..Stewart should have used the same common sense..
Fuck the pair of them.
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I was thinking along the same lines Fiddler, every other week there seems to be someone in the public eye apologising or forced to resign over Twitter posts. Its a notorious left-wing eco chamber where you either tow the progressive line or face the consequences.
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It’s too easy to write something in the heat of the moment,LL.
Morning.
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As my Nan used to say “handsome is as handsome does”.
Shapland is a vile vindictive arsehole. Nothing to do with race. An attention sssking, up his own arse, Cunt
And btw, genetically, we are ALL descended from apes – you evil shithead. Wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
An EPIC CUNT !
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Well said , i’m gonna be totally relentless on this bastard today. Even if he didn’t do anything i’d only have to look at his smug face and i’d wanna slap the cunt stupid.
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Bleeding ‘ell – I’m trying to get off Twatter, delete my account, but I can’t seem able to do it. And WasteofSpacebook. I just want the fuck out it but there’s no escape.
But I’m glad Stewart has gone. Couldn’t stand the cunt. He got too excited and dramatical for my taste. And if he wanted to quote the bard, why didn’t he become an actor instead.
Fuck off.
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I am finding really hard to accept that the limp wristed, hair dyed, camp as Christmas TV host with a lisp is a bum bandit….
Stevie Wonder could have seen that coming…..
The Government want to use a conference centre in Milton Keynes to house corona virus patients. Bollocks, just put them in the town centre and fence off the whole area; natural wastage.
I used to work in MK. Trust me…..
Good morning all.
Isn’t life fucking excellent:
Trump in the White House, Boris in No 10, Corbyn in the toilet and the UK out of the EU.
However, Bieber would never make it out of my loft…..
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Morning Krav.
Work problems sorting themselves?
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Shalom Herr Fiddler.
Thank you for asking.
Management ate being exceptionally nice to me at the moment. Our two in bongo drinking nurses keep dropping themselves in it.
I am saving the company over£100,000 a year so perhaps they have realised that I am not the problem.
I have some devious plans for Kunta Kindi and his pig ugly girlfriend.
Do not start a fight with me and expect me not to retaliate.
I am more determined, more cunning and more of a cunt than those two put together. Bring it on…
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That’s the spirit,Krav.
Embrace your inner-Cuntishness.
🙂 .
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Glad to hear it EK, unleash your John Wick of cuntishness!
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Thank you both.
I am an UTTER devious cunt, as these two are quickly learning.
Plus I speak English, do not kiss carpet 5 times a day or smell of shit.
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Krav, I applaud your sentiments re. MK.
Do you like Betjeman’s stuff ? “Come friendly bombs, and fall on Slough…”
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I’d like to Cunt all weather reporters for the near future forecasts about snow.
It’s obvious that they’re having ago about white people CUNTS.
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and those café workers constantly talking about Flat Whites. Rayyyycists.
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I have never bothered with Twatter, but as so many easily offended people follow it so religously I might start an account to quote Shakespeare to upset Jordan and several loose-knickered pop tarts. How about this quotation from King Lear, from the Duke of Gloucester:
“Sir, this young fellow’s mother could, whereupon she grew round-wombed, and had indeed, sir, a son for her cradle ere she had a husband for her bed. Do you smell a fault?. The whoreson must be acknowledged.”
I am after the Radio 3 repeats again!
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I’ve a nasty feeling that most of us on here wouldn’t really be Twitter’s kind of people,Mr. Boggs…we’d probably be banned and the subject of a Police investigation before we’d got the chance to put a full-stop at the end of our first sentence.
Good Morning.
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Uppity cunt
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The real problem here is not Twatter, merely the rank stupidity of the morons behind their keyboard. It is like blaming a car for running over a pedestrian and killing them. Not the fault of the car, but the idiot at the wheel.
What we are seeing on Twatter is the large-scale exposure to a sector of society that lacks the ability to debate without resorting to taking offence or dishing out insults. These people could be avoided easier before the days of social meeja.
Nowadays, behaviour in society is tailored around the idiots and we all have to fall in line. Stewart should have used some savvy and recognised that anything he tweeted with ‘old fashioned language’ would inevitably be pounced upon by one of the gazillion professional offendees.
Apparently Shapland now regrets that Stewart lost his job, so at least some credit to him, albeit his regret is now a little too late.
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Hmm, I have a cunning plan – anyone wishing to complain write a letter and post it, complaints down 99%.!
BBC currently dangling on my legislative gibbet..
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I wouldn’t trust this fucker when he says he regrets that Stewart lost his job, I know appearances can be deceptive but he looks like a lying cunt to me.
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I bet he’s not even coloured.
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Cunt’s only saying that through fear of a backlash , well i hope he gets one through extreme violence and that’s just on his smug face alone. What a prize cunt this twat really is , sorry my fucking arse , hope someone unleashes total fury on this CUNT.
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Shitland is further down the evolutionary scale than an ape so the expression “angry ape” would have been flattering to say the least
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Let’s upset that “man” who does wimmins things on the television every day with a song that could have been written with him in mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JigBfoDtzY
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My concern here is not the social media spat. It is the fact that this àpe has a surname from one of highest a coldest places in the UK yet seems to originate from much lower and warmer climes. Stewart is no angel and a bit of a hypocrite (he was done for drink-driving while he voiced over police,camera,action) but we all drop a bollock now and again. I’m backing Stewart here, Martin Shatpants is a poisonous, vindictive, attention seeking cunt. Mrs K has just pointed out that this is a man who uses the race card frequently on Twitter and seems to be enjoying his fifteen minutes of fame at others expense.
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Why would this Stewart cunt resign over such a tenuous link between himself, The Bard and alleged and imagined racism?
This doesn’t sit right with me. There’s something going on here we are not being told about. I smell a rat, don’t know what kind of rat it is, but it’s stinking the place out.
There’s more to this bollocks than meets the eye.
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I read a online article with the discussion between mr shatland and mr Stewart, and it seemed that mr Stewarts crime was quoting Shakespeare and being pretentious,
Dont think he knew he was black, unless there was a avatar with his photo or something?
Oh well, Fuck him.
Got the chance to show how literate be was, sue Shakespeare.
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“I am not brainy
I am not intelligent
I don’t know nuffinks
I don’t know what debate means
What is objectivity?
I is a dark key
I like Twitter
I don’t know big words
white privilege everywhere
Therefore I will play the victim every time
Here is my pack of race cards
My deal.”
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But come the purge the twatter users will be the first rounded up – let’s see if they can describe the horrors of my “re-education centre” in 280 characters!
Twitter – the spiritual home of the permanently offended.
Saw a programme recently where a white Man got 12 Months in prison for spraying “waycist graffiti” on a neighbours door, Mr fried chiggun was whining the heinous crime did not merit a UK wide manhunt, at which point it did with senior Police Officers apologising to the f*cker and the PC hysteria brigade going into vindictive overdrive – fair and balanced sentencing there.
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Why the silly old cunt was on twatter in the first place is a mystery to me.
He could have been sat in his drawing room enjoying a nice sherry.
What a big pile of shit.
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We are very lucky on here, we say things that would cause a shit storm on twatter or other social media,
And we are mostly of a similiar view point,
We say some things on here that by todays standards are truly outrageous,
Some said in jest, but thats hard to interpret on social media i suppose,
Stewart should come on here,
Wont get hisself into as much trouble.
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Morning Cuntflap, to be honest im surprised we dont get more leftie trolls on here throwing tantrums?!
I know Admin probably screen them out a bit?
Hope i get a open nick im a outdoors type!😢
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Don’t worry MNC – I have some influence and will make sure you do not see the inside of spiced out m*sque that we deign to call a prison these days! (Prison? Hangings too good for them – string them up instead!) and I can swing it so you are doing community service as Phillip Schofields gardener! 😃
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Or cleaning Michael Barrymores pool?
“Philip weve won first prize at the village fete for the marrows!”
PS “Miserable be a good chap and bring them to my bedroom..”
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I think it would be jolly sporting for a few leftie snowflakes and the likes to come on here and express a few views. It would be like bringing the pigeons to the cat.
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I agree with that , iv’e never done social media and don’t ever intend to either . I thought all my birthdays came at once when i found this site. I do wonder though considering the level of content on here if there actually is any people of colour and ethnic actually come on this site.
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Bwc is mixed race, a guy called dark key who is indian i think, few jewish lads too Telly!
All decent blokes.
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I reckon BaWC is white, but has a 14″ cock. Or he’s black but with a 4″ cock. Either of those would satisfy the stereotypes.
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Well believe it or not my best man at my wedding was mixed race the guy who i worked plastering with was Indian and my ex wife was half Jewish. To be honest MNC i take people as i find them it’s only when cunts like Shitland and all the others keep banging on about racism etc , i mean come on they have never had it so good especially in this country . If we are being honest they are the first in the queue now.
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Agreed mate!
Im no fan of the mud slimes, commies, the french, lefties, the chinese,
The labour party, posh food, posh people, the media, actors, marzipan,
Eco warriors, criminals, vegans,
Rappers, religious nuts, californians,
Hollywood types etc
But tend to be non judgemental.
😁
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Oh and fuck that moon faced chiggun chaser all the way to Ebola.
Fuck off you effeminate cunt.
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As noted above. You have to be a cunt to be on Twatter where a host of offence takers lie in wait. And it doesn’t matter in the real world. If you believed Twatter we would have a Marxist landslide government rejoining the EU with open arms to the scum of the earth.
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Moderation in all things but I’m fucked if I can see what triggered it.
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The word ‘scüm’ cuntstable.
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Anti white cunt, ship the fucker off to bongo bongo land!
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PS, there is a plane heading to Jamaica on Tuesday if the fucking human rights cunts don’t get it stopped in the high court on Monday, just hope the judge has common sense and says FUCK OFF.
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Went to the West Indies a few Years ago with the good lady – a friend said “Jamaica”?
I said “no, she went of her own free will”!
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Cuddly happy non – threatening I*lam, stupid whitey.
Repeat forever. Welcome to the BBC..
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I wish it was just the BBC but this utter lying shit is everywhere. White English/British are truly not welcome in their own country. It’s only as matter of time before whites are thrown out of social/rented housing in favour of these cunts and their 9 kids each.
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What do you mean it’s only a matter of time? White people born in the UK have no chance of getting a council house. I watched them build a a whole estate in Leeds and them greasy Labour Party cunts on the council gave every last one of them to the lazy, thieving, sponging black bastards.
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A gay man married 30 years to a (presumably) straight woman. How does that work then? He must have got the horn enough times (ten times a week at the start, twice a week if lucky after five years) to convince his wife that he was straight, not to mention siring two children.
And yet he’s not sexually attracted to women… 🤔
Can you imagine a straight man being able to fool a gay man into believing he was gay? Without the fucking horn such a deception wouldn’t last five minutes.
No way could I get the horn for another bloke. Unless it was Cuntstable Cuntbubble. Possibly.
Nah, it’s just a cynical ploy to boost Phil’s flagging career and get loads of celebricunts falling over themselves to congratulate him.
Besides, coming out is no big deal nowadays. Hasn’t been for years. Especially cunts in the media. Wouldn’t be surprised if Mrs Schofield and the kids are in on it too.
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Sorry – posted in the wrong place!
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Good point RTC I wondered if The Sun or The People had a juicy story about him on Sunday OR if having got himself involved with lady hissy fits on his TV show and making enemies he felt he was in danger of getting sacked and by “coming out” he figures that ITV would never sack a poofter.
Look out next week when he starts a ladyee’s gardening feature on the show, and he will tell them how to cultivate pansies.
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Yet another egg and spoon with a chip on his shoulder pulling the easiest card a treble whinging cunt….chin up Alistair…
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Looking at that picture, I thought it was Anderson… That useless fat fucking cunt who used to ‘play’ for Man United….
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Thank you thank you thank you WC Boggs for putting this prize cunt up on here , I only made a comment about him last night in another post and to find him here for cunting is totally fucking awesome. When i first heard about this the other week and when i saw what this shit kicking loser of a twat looked like it infuriated me even more. The thing with this story is Alistair quoted a piece of Shakespeare that ended with the words angry ape. The thing is he quoted the exact same piece to another person before hand and that person was white. Again it’s any excuse to cry racism and the fact Alistair had to resign because of this pathetic crying wolf cunt makes it even more maddening. Well let me tell you something Martin you are fucking ape a big fat smug faced black cunting ape and i hope the next time you take the tube you get the fucking shit kicked out of you. I hope you get called all the racist names under the sun while they beat your smug face to the fucking ground, all you are is a worthless piece of trouble causing shit. You are without doubt a proper highest of the order professional CUNT…
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If we had a category on IsAC for ‘faces you’d most like to punch repeatedly’, this cunt Shapland would be in it.
Having said that, I can only echo what others have said. Why do people like Stewart ever go on Twatter in the first place? It seems to be the place where eagerly offended shitheads go to look for trouble.
Afternoon all.
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Some cunt desperate to be a victim used something said on Twitter to gain their victim hood.
Stewart should of posted back and said “shut up you black cunt”
A purely descriptive term for the individual involved, he’s black and he’s a cunt. In fact Stewart could of just said “shut up you cunt”
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What a smug looking four eyed old Uncle Tom.!
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I’m sorry but ….no i’m not fucking sorry but every time i see this cunts face i just wanna take off his glasses snap both the arms of his glasses and stick them in his fucking eyes then while he screams kick him so hard in his bollocks wearing steel toe capped boots.
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I met Alistair at a Caffe Nero in Waterloo station, what a gentleman he was. He let me go first as there were only the two of us queuing. I said no, as one would, yet he insisted, then made a pleasant remark about something or other to cheer me along. Such a shame this has happened to him.
I think we should send Shapland a copy of The Naked Ape and see if he thinks that’s racist too, the dummy.
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