This cavernous arsehole’s disgusting habits have been laid bare by caretaker, Charlie Farthing:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10955498/katie-price-mucky-mansion-poo-takeaways-caretaker/
He describes the squalid conditions of her mansion which, despite her huge wealth, seem to be more likely to be experienced by the poorest in society: She slept on a mattress on the floor, sometimes the kids would sleep on it with her, other times kipping on the sofa; the heating didn’t work and Harvey had smashed all the fucking windows making it freezing cold and the other usual pikey shite, like cats piss everywhere, signs of drug use, and piles of rubbish.
People talk about deprivation, but this case shows that living like a tramp is who you are, not how much money you have.
Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga
Why do the media obsess over pointless ‘celebrities’ like this?
As Shagga says, some people are just chavs, it doesn’t matter how much or how little money they have. Revolting stuff.
Some thoughts on the religion of transgenderism…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2020/02/25/quote-of-the-day-79-update/
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Expect another bogus autobiography from this old bag; along with another fantasied realty docudrama about how tough her life is etc etc.
She will have her supporters and defenders of course, but the reality is she’s a washed-up old cunt stuck in a timewarp from the previous decade, and will try anything and everything to attract the last pissy drop of media attention.
But this is the stuff the media loves in order to stoke the “outrage & bile” from its readers. The fact I’m doing the same thing here along with my fellow cunters prove that we cannot resist the shadenfreude clickbait of those z-list slebs and their rapid fall from grace into a pile of shite (or in her case dog shite!)
Price is priceless for all the wrong reasons.
May her fetid minge be preserved forever and a day: it may even be an antidote to the coronavirus!
Imagine that – sniffing her minge to stay alive or dying of coronavirus in agonising pain!
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Still better than a Brummy accent….
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Another waste of oxygen. Placed on a pedestal by the MSM, this is another anti-role model who, sadly, influence the young, their perception of reality and their mental health. Best contribution to society would be an overdose like those Love Island skanks.
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I read somewhere that she has a room full of unopened parcels of shit she has ordered from the internet. She is rapidly becoming one mental case, big titted, washed up old slag that even I wouldn’t touch.
Not while Harvey is around anyway.
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You touched on it right there – “mental case”
As a last desperate resort she will probably blub that she’s got “mental issues” and needs lots and lots of sympathy, love, understanding … and a rich sugar daddy to make her feel “better”
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Complete with three pound cock,trust fund and a field for frolicking in….
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I wonder if she’s had her piss flaps done?
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I imagine Katie’s fanny is like your average motorway………a constant flow of traffic and always roadworks going on somewhere.
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more commonly known as a Cuntraflow
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Wouldn’t like to see her cunt flowing…arghhhhh
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Wow.
To of had all that money and still fuck up, living like a tramp the filthy fucker.
Why arent her kids in care?
Shes a obvious druggie?
Put them out to foster with some nice muslim family, as for Harvey?
Maybe whipsnade zoo.
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She hasn’t got any money. She has been in bankruptcy.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7732283/Katie-Price-weight-world-shoulders-declared-bankrupt.html
It’s hardly surprising. None of these people have the money they would like you to think they have.
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But she did have, millions!
And with that financial advice (ignored) by people whos job it is to give shrewd advice.
Even now, despite bankruptcy bet she can raise more money than mist of us could.
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Most not mist.
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Apparently she blew £45million!!
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Good Morning MNC
It is not how much she can raise, and I am doubtful whether she has much earning ability, it is how quickly she spends it.
If she is in bankruptcy then her earnings and outgoings should be controlled by the official receiver.
PS I assume your trouble with mist and most was because you were subconsciously thinking about Katie’s moist minge. 🙂
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Hehee No ‘gorillas in the mist’!😁
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For a second there I thought you said “she blew 45 million blokes!”
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That too! (Allegedly)☺
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Still awaiting the Katie Price Gangbang dvd.
Not far off now.
What a daft cunt.
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I think the England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland rugby union teams are a bit busy at the mo!
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Did I not see Harvey on one of those zoo programmes, or was it planet of the apes?
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Harvey ‘s the best thing to come out of that shit tip!
He’s fond of calling people cunts so must be on the right side.
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Imagine if you were her gynecologist!
for a start off you would need :-
a) a fucking sadomasochist
b) a biosuit
c) potholing gear including 30ft rope and a pick axe
d) a hammer drill to chip away all the fetid old man spunk as you travel through the Temple of Doom
e) sufficient lights to actually see the sides of her cavernous hole
f) no sense of smell – which would be a good thing because the stench would probably kill 99% of all know germs
g) the determination of Captain Kirk to boldly go where a thousand blokes have gone before!
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Shes unraveling fast, once she’s flogged Harvey to univeral pictures or Mary chipperfield for coke money, she’ll hit rock bottom and despite being a mainstay in my deadpool choices, I’ll be choked with sorrow….😁
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I bet she’s got those Star Trek things living up her minge – looked like flying omelettes with ketchup on. A veritable horror – hangar.
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I have done a lot of strange things in my life, but one thing I can say that will surprise you.
I have never banged one out over Katie Price!
I always thought she was a bit pikey and not to my taste at all, next stop for her will be crystal meth I think.
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On the very few occasions I have given her any thought at all, it was that she is a revolting woman.
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A retarded fuckwit with tits and a plastic gob! More slob than sleb and an arrogance that passes all understanding.
I understand that if she stands near a fire, her ” fillers ” start to melt ffs !
People like this slag need to be “offed”
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Another example of a bad parent, like the idle fat cow from Rochdale, who was cunted the other day.
I feel sorry for the kids. What chance have they got of receiving the kind of parenting that will help them grow into well balanced adult individuals ? After the neglect, ( some may say abuse ) that they’ve received.
Harvey is the most tragic person in this whole shit show, he’s been let down completely, and he’s the least able to help himself.
In my opinion,
Katie Price is a fucking disgrace, and should have been sterilised years ago, along with many others.
Get To Fuck .
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Agreed, her kids are the real victims, and fuck knows how they will cope when they eventually leave the nest and have to take onboard responsibility & decisions.
As for Harvey – yes, he’s been a figure of fun, but in truth he really is the victim of this appalling shitshow. He is what he is probably because of the fucked-up antics of Price and fuck knows who else prior to his conception. I wish he no ill filling other than to somehow find peace & solitude in his fucked-up life!
As for Price – she should have been locked up for a shit load of reasons not least child neglect and being a feckless clueless cunt.
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Living like that is a sure sign of mental illness. I suspect it’s only narcissism that’s preventing her from topping herself.
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Imagine the change of tune from the media and her critics should she ever top herself!
It will be another Caroline Fleck all over again: a cunt when she was alive, but a lovely, caring angel when wormfood!
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Just once I’d love to hear somebody say ‘I’m glad s/he is dead because s/he was a massive cunt’. How refreshing that would be, to hear somebody tell the fucking truth.
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They would need to bury her in a Y shaped coffin!
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Even Jimmy Saville’s standards would be too high to poke this corpse
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Never got past the mental age of 13, Harvey must long for some adult company.
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Excellent Sixdog, thank you.
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What a fucking fetid old skank this creature is! Forever cursed to walk the Earth with that fucking sneer on her face! I am so relieved that I never bashed one out over her. How did that quadroon Mong, Harvey, break all the fucking windows? Surely his tongue isn’t that strong! Still, as vile as she is, she got a way to go to catch up with that other slack labia trollop, Megain! Sorry, chaps! I just couldn’t help myself!
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I thought she looked OK in the late 90’s, before she had all that shit done and turned herself into a cartoon slagheap.
As for her “talents”, there’s not many people who can duet with Peter Andre and actually end up being even fucking WORSE than him.
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Mubarak dead. I’ll be shocked if nobody had him in the Deadpool.
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I wonder if Pricey offed herself even she’d be sanctified and become saintly in death, or whether The Gyppo Queen is beyond the pale even for the phony hypocritical slebby mourners of the last week to make sympathy capital out of.
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Not to make light of those with them genuinely but has anyone else noticed that “mental ‘elth isshoo’s” seems to be the new Aspergers, replacing the ADHD, which was very popular with the soshul meeja crowd before that, a few years back.
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But being an utter cunt is timeless, and its appeal never fades…
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Katie Price! I would rather fuck a pig. Not one of those ginger Tamworths though, they fucking stink.
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Slebs exist to entertain the public. When they crash and burn, it is hugely entertaining. Job done, Katie, mwaah!
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So the residence is covered in “dog poo” and stinks of “cat’s piss”.
Yeah yeah Katie, blame the pets.
It really is a sin to give certain people money.
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she’s a fucking ugly cunt
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Her cunt should be sealed up, like a defunct oil rig…
With the exception of Madogga, Price is arguably the slag of all slags…
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I’m surprised that this hideous old cum dump hasn’t appeared on Dr Who, yet! I bet her clopper is more scary that Davros! Bit of luck she will be picked out of the Dead Pool by the Grim Reaper before too much longer! Let’s see how many ‘slebs’ come out of the closet and say that she once gave them a teary handjob out the back of some shithole club! What a dreadful, dirty old toilet she is!
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That fucking son of hers Harvey should have been put to death along time ago .
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That made me cry with laughter!
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Well when you have a kid to that inbred twat Dwight Yorke then your just asking for trouble , don’t know which one is the more uglier Harvey or his dad. I must say it would be a very good popcorn moment watching Harvey fall into quicksand especially when there is only his head showing and watching his deformed eyes rolling around😄
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Harvey would have been a shit teacher! Totally unable to control his pupils!!! I’ll get my coat!
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This haggard old dog has seen some Winters, partial to taking black meat in her back door, I bet her arse hole looks like Dot Cotton’s mouth.!
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Yeah she should be treated like a medieval witch , if she floats and doesn’t drown burn her! 🔥🔥
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£40m and living in shit.
If in doubt she can always play the victim card and blame the nasty tory cuts.
Job done.
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She is probably living like that to make her son Harvey feel at home😄
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I have it on very good authority that she lost a shit load of money on that pink Range Rover, having special glass fitted that tasted of licorice for Harvey!
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Now that is funny Shitty Bollocks 😄.
Did you ever see that piss take someone did of the sweets make Haribo and called it Harveybo’s , now that was funny .
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I must have missed that one! Is it on YouTube?
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No i think they took it off , ill try to find it .
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And from the same source, Harvey didn’t smash all the windows in the house! He got hungry one night and licked big holes in them!
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Type in on google , Haribo packet of Katie Prices son and go onto images and it should bring it up but they have wiped off what it fully says. There was some Haribo sweets called Tangtastics and someone changed it to tanned spastics .
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Yeah, found it! Funny as fuck. Can’t believe the Rozzers lifted the fun loving criminal that produced such a classic! No sense of humour, some people, that’s the problem!
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If the police had anything about them they would’ve taken Harvey away and locked him in solitary for life and keep him from the outside world forever. once that thing came out of the womb there would only be one word on my mind ….Adoption!
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Adoption? I’d replace the second and fourth letters with ‘b’ and ‘r’ respectively.
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Or better still don’t sleep with a black cunt called Dwight Yorke.
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