Katie Price (3)

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This cavernous arsehole’s disgusting habits have been laid bare by caretaker, Charlie Farthing:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10955498/katie-price-mucky-mansion-poo-takeaways-caretaker/

He describes the squalid conditions of her mansion which, despite her huge wealth, seem to be more likely to be experienced by the poorest in society: She slept on a mattress on the floor, sometimes the kids would sleep on it with her, other times kipping on the sofa; the heating didn’t work and Harvey had smashed all the fucking windows making it freezing cold and the other usual pikey shite, like cats piss everywhere, signs of drug use, and piles of rubbish.

People talk about deprivation, but this case shows that living like a tramp is who you are, not how much money you have.

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

80 thoughts on “Katie Price (3)”

  1. Not for the first time that she’s been shown up as a grubby cunt, with the housekeeping habits of a dirty rat.

    There is every reason to suspect that she is both mentally ill and a druggy.

    I met her in Heathrow airport, tiny and lovely physique, notwithstanding the twinned massive airbags.

    If I slid into Katie’s DM’s (direct messages) and she invited me down her mansion for a long weekend of debauched casual sex, then I definitely would go down there. I bet she’s dirty and a decent good ride. I bet she’s a filthy pig. Probably her cunt is rather slack, but I am sure we would find a way.

    Similar for Pamela Anderson, Jodie Marsh and any other retired glamour model that’s been on the scene for 10, 20, or, 30 years. They are pretty used up, but I would still go around there are biff their tiny brains out for a nice long weekend.

    Seen quite a few articles on how Katie Price lives like a tramp, most likely her mind and her fanny are like a sewer too!!!

    Have a look out for ” Lynda Leigh ” about 53 years old and still red hot!!!

  2. I wonder what her parents think of her.

    I feel for Harvey. Children have no say in being born. To be born to that Katie creature, I don’t know what to say.
    I really do feel for him.

    • Untidy I can live with (just) – it’s part of life. Dirty? No, rich or poor cleanliness is a Human default setting, mucky sket she is.
      Is she just setting the ambience for when she opens her slum as an asylum and immigration centre? Will Michael Carroll be helping with the feng shui?
      Will Lily be assisting her – “you ain’t s’pposed to sh*t on da floor, innit”!
      “Harvey! Stop eating it”!
      I feel genuinely sorry for that kid.

  3. FFS! I’ve just downloaded a movie from a celebrity porn site called ‘Katie Price’s Dribbling Cunt’. Turns out it was of Harvey’s 10th birthday party!

  4. Fucking hell she really is a pikey, that looks like Rover way camp site, and she’ll looks like she will be selling her arse soon enough, that or Harvy got. Out of his cage with a horn rage again, i reckon she been reading the Rodrigo Alves book of plastic surgery or the real one died years ago and it is Alves….thats what happens if you dont use the genital cuff or the stake. You bang into ground isn’t long enough..

  5. The last 2 mins reading these hilarious comments will more than make up for the inevitable battering Chelsea are about to suffer at the hands of Bayern Munich 👍

  7. Can’t work out who is more of a cunt, the filthy slapper or the toothless cunt who sold his story to The Sun. Pair of shitcunts.

  8. It must be a strange reflection on abject modern life and society that a woman will spend £000s or actually tens of thousands on plastic surgery on her face and breasts but then live in a very slummy and dirty way. Kerry Katona is another one.

    Katie Price must be mental and or a druggy. It wouldn’t surprise me if social services might intervene, she might be at risk of losing her kids.

    She is a British Sex Symbol???

    I’ll be honest, If she invited me down to her “mansion” I would go there, and I would fuck her, damn straight, I’d fuck her in every hole including the bum hole. And I’d help her clean up her house and we’d drink a few bottles of wine together or champagne in between resting between the shagging sessions.

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