Harry Styles is a cunt, isn’t he?
Supreme-talent, chess champion, science expert, and political genius, Harry Styles has been in the news again. Aside from being recently up for two trophies at the Brits backslapping event (Best Male Solo Artist and Best Album), Styles has revealed that he was robbed at knife point in London on Valentine’s Day. The singer and former One Direction star, 26, was threatened by a mugger during a night out in Hampstead, allegedly. I think this should be filed in the Cumberbatch/Owen Jones filing cabinet in the drawer marked “Nobody saw the actual mugging incident.”
The fluffy, monkey-faced cunt, who was not harmed in the incident, handed over cash to the robber. Coincidentally, the story coincides with a new song which is a complete coincidence. Welcome to London, jizzbag
When his last song was released, the monkey-faced goon was left red-faced after it was discovered that the grinning minister in the video was a former Brexit Party candidate who made remarks online described as “Islamophobic” (by cunts who believe in that tripe). David Ballantine, the chap in the video, branded Islam a “child rapist, death cult” and branded Islam “a theocratically fascist system of governance”. He sounds like your average IAC regular.
Our 1D singer occasionally dabbles in politics. In 2017, when asked how he would vote in the General Election, he replied, “Anybody who can stop Brexit. It’s the worst decision”. Listen Buttercup, stay out of grown-up politics.
Oh, and he won neither of his category awards at the Brits. Hmm. Don’t throw away those Simon Cowell/Louis Walsh sex-masks just yet Styles, your career is going in ‘One Direction’ only.
Hurry up Harry, you cunt.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
Be kind……..and then fuck off!
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Styles is another cunt who will be coming out about being a funnel fancier a la Schofield soon enough… Sure as eggs is eggs and shit is shat… No fucking danger…
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As I flatly refuse to listen to any music that hasn’t been approved by Nanny, I can hold my hand up and state that I have never listened to any of this obvious homosexuals work! I imagine that just like that oirish cunt Ronan Keating, he just sings other people’s greatest hits. When I saw a pic of 1 Direction in a magazine I do recall thinking the one direction they are going is up each other’s backsides! There, I’ve said it!
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I hate all these stupid modern hair styles. Fucking ridiculous. How in fuck have so many “Male Grooming” establishments been allowed to flourish with all these non ‘s with geometric scalp woulds carved into their thick chavvy skulls. Cunts. Cunts the lot of them!
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Sorry. Thought you were cunting Hair Styles.
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Apparently happened on hampstead heath at midnight. Hmm. Where have we heard that one before?
Doesnt so much suggest a bit of rough trade gone south as positively scream it.
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Mugger…bugger….easy mistake to make.
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Who jizzed on his Miss Marple twin-set ?
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What’s five inches long and only goes in one direction ?
Louie Walsh’s Cock
Cunt
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For a second there, I thought his new song was called “Welcome to London, jizzbag”.
Sounds like a refreshing change from the usual warbly-girly-voiced wank we’re continuously subjected to.
I reckon it’d be a classic Christmas No. 1…….
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