Grime ‘artist’ Andy Anokye, of the London Anokyes, a.k.a ‘Solo 45’ is currently up in court charged with 22 rapes, five counts of false imprisonment, two of assault by penetration and two of assault occasioning ABH. He admits to slashing a woman with a knife, but says it was an accident and, nice guy that he is, had offered to take her to the hospital afterwards. He also admits ‘the rape game’ turns him on, but it’s just a fantasy. Lovely bloke.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-51317080
Here’s the thing. When I was growing up in the 80’s, there was hysteria around heavy metal music. That it was rotting the minds of the youth and encouraging lewd behaviour. There would be TV debates where people would often demand it was banned and that was all nonsense. Heavy metal fans are generally much nicer than the average person even, but people were allowed to run it down all they liked, saying it’s evil, that it should be banned, whatever. But this music, which is actually rotten to it’s core with a culture and active promotion of an utterly debased lifestyle of misogyny, violence, greed, and generally celebrating inhumanity-to-man, seems to be immune from public criticism. And we all know why. The new heresy of the ‘racism’ accusation prevents any criticism, however legitimate, of anything around the behaviour and attitudes of non-whites, meaning this corrosive and poisonous culture fermenting in our country goes largely unacknowledged, unchallenged, and permitted to the ultimate detriment of us all.
Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine
Firstly grime is wank there is no musical depth to this shite , they talk a complete load of trash and as stated above just talks about violence , hating the cops etc and Stormzy is a pure example and yet he wins awards etc . What the hell is music in this country coming to. I’ts obvious this cunt just preys on women because he’s just a total coward and hides behind his shit music well lets hope he gets his just deserves , yet saying that you know only to well the race card will most definitely be played.
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It isn’t music, its monkey mumble.
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Thats an insult to Monkeys. But I agree 100% with your point.
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Mumble rap is a thing
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Rap, Drill, Grime, Trap, they are all cunts.
Trevor Phillips said on question time that the culture (including Drill music) of glorifying violence is part of the reason that the Stabby cunts are at it.
He can say that cos he is black init!
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Indeed. Had it been ITN’s Alastair Stewart, he would have been hung drawn and quartered on Twatter, and forced to apologise and resign for being so racist!
Oh wait……
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It’s what black cunts do when they have no talent.
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Anokye? Isn’t that the species of the furry, primitive thing out of Star Wars?
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Close. It lives in a tree, or Clapham.
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Have to be honest, I don’t know what ‘grime music’ actually is, but from this nom, it sounds like a right load of old pony.
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Grime music is exactly what Grime is, filthy , dirty and unpleasant and gets itself ingrained . Where as normal grime gets ingrained on a surface grime music gets ingrained in peoples heads (well those who actually like it anyway) and that’s why a’lot of the youth of today just run around being mental.
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Grime? It’s f*cking awful RK! No R&B influence or quality at all – just shouty aggressive dark keys yelping abaaht stabby type tings, bruv! These spewers of hateful sh*t would look at you askance if you asked them who The Sugar Hill Gang, Grandmaster Flash or Frankie Knuckles are, because they just puke out SHITE!
Good nom DS!
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Gas them all and put Black Sabbath on instead.
The fucking rats.
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I mean iv’e played guitar for years and love blues music and some of my biggest influences were black guys , they never sang about racism and white oppression , yeah the odd one maybe but very rare and in those days racism etc was hugely worse than it is now. It seems to me and correct me if i’m wrong but all black artists wanna sing about now especially in the likes of grime and rap is about white oppression and racism , it like there fueled by anger and hatred to the very people that have made them famous , doesn’t make sense .
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And leftist whites are more than happy to stir the racist pot.
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I am SO sick and tired of waycism, white man bad shit. One simple solution fuck off somewhere else if you don’t like it here. Jesus it’s not rocket science now, is it?
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Grime is another term for some useless cunt who can’t write, can’t sing, or can’t play…. That hateful black bastich, ‘Stormzeh’ being the yardstick…. The (black) comedian, Chris Rock said that he despises ‘professional n!gg@rs’… Rock meaning he hates those who use and revel in an inferiority kick, yet also display breathtaking arrogance and self importance… These are the ones who blame all their ‘mistakes’ and negative qualities on ‘society’ and pull the race card at every opportunity… Stormzy is certainly in that category… Hendrix didn’t mention being black every five minutes… Neither did Prince or Marvin Gaye… This Stormzy cunt has to mention it every other second and also yacks on about ‘racism’ and ‘black issues’… Yet he never addresses the notorious knife crime problems in London, does he? Funny, that… What a phony SJW puppet he really is…
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Brilliant Norman well said , very well said 👍👏 and here’s to Grime🖕
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“Stormzy”? Little Willie windy.
Feel free to blow to a less waycist Country, today would be good Fam, Bruv etc.
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Primitive bongo drums with shouty by
violent primitives.
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Grime is an invented form of music which allows the totally untalented to participate in the music industry and win awards.
It serves a secondary purpose of allowing wanna be gangstas to organise their beefs on Radio 1.
Another art form for the talentless is street dance, unfortunately the same usual suspects are attracted to this art form where the only outcome is a group of yuts synchronising their interpretation of Stephen Hawkin trapped in an industrial tumble dryer.
If the government executed grime artists and street dancers we would improve as a nation.
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Don’t forget the rappers especially Jay Z and co but we can save those bunch of talentless cunts for another day.
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That’s an oxymoron. Grime is not music.
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Hadn’t heard of this genre of music until I read this nom, but it does sound quite onomatopoeic (sp?) and indeed a packet of sour cunt.
My musical taste is eclectic but I have always had a penchant for Metal, Hard Rock and Blues. I listen to a lot of soul music in the present day, as I have outgrown Metal (still listen to it out of nostalgia from time to time). Still like all the classic Rock bands (i.e. Free, Led Zeppelin, Bad Company, Whitesnake, The Rolling Stones, Rory Gallagher, Clapton, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, etc etc). In fact, I’ll listen to anything that’s good — even Pop music.
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Agree with you there Funboy and I’m much the same, in that if I hear a song I enjoy, I won’t automatically hate it just because it’s from a genre/artist I generally wouldn’t listen to.
The two noteable exceptions being rap (in all its many forms) and thrash/death metal. Being shouted at by some angry talentless cunt for 3 minutes doesn’t really get my foot tapping to the song.
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Fun boy you are my type of guy I love free or anything by Paul Rodgers Zeppelin are amazing and Clapton is the reason i learned guitar in the first place but seeing you put Rory Gallagher that’s just the icing on the cake . For me personally (obviously peoples opinions will vary) but Clapton and Gallagher both share my number one spot for best ever guitarists as i find it to hard to choose one over the other. I saw Clapton a few years ago at Albert hall but unfortunately Rory had died before i got plugged into him and i was only about 20 at the time. Anyway sorry for going off topic , yeah grime is shit and this Andy and Stormzy yeah proper cunts.
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Just to clarify when i put Fun boy your my type of guy i meant musically not in Phillip Schofield way , just to be clear on that one😄
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Fuckin ‘A. I’m listening to Wet Wet Wet right now and loving it! 🏳️🌈
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I got dragged, er, I mean, “I went voluntarily” to York Theatre to see Evita with Marty Pellow in it – and I have to say – he was absolutely superb!
My back and ribs appear to be improving – I have been throwing flagstones around today!
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Afternoon Fb – Grime is sh*te – terrible racket with no talent idiots bellowing violence into a karaoke microphone for the benefit of 14 Year old girls and snowflakes, ‘cos, it’s like, so real, like!
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I like the Eclectic Light Orchestra as well Funboy.
Try them, they are great (Get to the front and see if you can see the violinists snatch)
https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/elo-again
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I’ve seen it.
🎶 I can’t get it out of my head. 🎶
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Cheers, BBTC. Will have a look later. In the meantime, I’m drooling over Alesha Dixon on yet another shite ‘talent’ programme, ‘The Greatest Dancer’. God, what a fuckin’ sexy long-legged bitch! I’ve always quite liked her, even though she is a bit gobby. In fact, she’s one of the few birds that I’d probably let ‘peg’ me!
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You can give them any fucking name you want, they’re still immoral beasts.
Some arm waving mumbling chimp you wouldn’t dream of letting into your house.
You’d get off a bus and walk just to avoid it.
Cunt
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Music? Grime? Are you having a giraffe?
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Our apprentice at work enjoys listening to rap “music” and claims it’s all about the flow, whatever the fuck that means. All I know is it that:
A: Its completely unintelligible horseshit, and
B: The endlessly repetitive base thumping out makes my enjoyment of Geriatric FM fucking difficult.
In summary, grime/all rap is a cunt and so is our apprentice.
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Apprentices? Slap them!
F*cking spotty youths spreading STI’s and fake news!
Likes grime? Be his own fault when he is st*bbed by a 12 Year old aspiring architect!
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Morning Vernon.
Luckily the aspiring architects haven’t figured out how to get down here to our little island yet, so for now the apprentice is safe(ish) from a good stabbing. Unless I lose the plot and shank the little shit.
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Black up and claim self defence KC, say you thought he was a copper!
I feel confident some public spirited former lawyer will leap to your defence!
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I remember the “Archies” ( Sugar Sugar ) corrupting the minds of young people, The “hidden messages” of Norman Greenbaum, and all else, pilloried on Aunty Beeb
Now of couse , many a play list ( in fact all ) include the lyriclally enchanting “Nigha ” repeated endlessly, whilst clutching yer nuts and grunting in time to the sounds of the Serengeti or the tree dwelling apes of the Congo basin
!Grime!??? FFS. SHITE more like it !
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Grime music? I like music,
Tend to be a bit grimey, yeah why not?
Put my name down for some,
Is it free?
Do they play mandolins or zithers?
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They play the race card. Let the cunts encourage stabbing each other, if they could encourage all their relatives to turn their boats around, and stop the Pàkis breeding like rats then I’m all for it.
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No they just rub there cocks and wave there hands about like there having a fit while spouting pointless drivel while occasionally having to pull there pants back up .
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Yeah have these cunts never heard of belts?
I don’t want to see your manky boxers you clarty cunt.
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Parents normally teach them these social niceties – but Dad is doin’ a ten stretch fo dealin, init!
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Thanks for reminding me VF i need to visit me dad.
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I remember the days of Oi music, which for the most part was a collective genre for disenfranchised working class youths from the late 70s and early 80s, with unemployment at 3 million and Thatcher was the Boss.
Oi music was a mixed bag of punk and rock, and big names included Sham 69, The Jam, Sex Pistols and the Cockney Rejects, to name but a few.
Unfortunately, Oi also attracted certain sections of the skinhead community associating themselves with the National Front and the BNP. As a consequence, the Oi movement became a target for the anti-racists and the Rock Against Racism brigade.
Jump 40 years and we have Grime. A different musical genre but with the same disenfranchised youth, but mostly from the BAMs. And ironically their music – mostly racist – is somehow justified and applauded despite stirring up racial hatred.
Funny old world
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Oi music was pretty much invented by journalist Gary Bushell,
A mixture of elements of punk and skinhead, the Business, cock sparrer,
4skins, Angelic upstarts, and as you say Techno, the Cockney rejects.
It wasnt anywhere near as good as the original punk,
For me Oi music spoilt the Far Right.
😁
(Joking, obviously!)
Stop judging me!!
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“OI VEY!” You call that music?
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Chrome – Half Machine Lip Moves.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kZfGrdRcTyc
My favourite album of 1978. Along with Alien Soundtracks 1977.
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Jesus Rtc!
Know your music dont you?
Not heard that mentioned in years.
American wasnt they?
Liked a lot of the yank stuff, CBGBs acts, the dead boys, Blondie, Patti Smith, and hoping Sixdog doesnt see this, The Ramones!!
Sixdog gave me a dead arm for saying that last time!
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He used to own a record shop once! I managed it for him and the pay was crap!
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Indeed Miserable – ‘Ramones’ was rarely off my turntable during 1976!
Still have it on vinyl.
Other faves of the era (along with those you mentioned): The Saints (Aussies), Wire, Devo, Destroy All Monsters, The Dictators, Thrôbbing Grîstle…
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Someone on here has Genesis p orridge on deadpool, either Shaun or Chaz C?
Others i liked, the Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Bad Brains, An Black Flag.
Henry Rollins an Jello Biafra might be lefties but still like them.
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Here’s an unusual tribute to the Ramones.
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=spazzys+marky+ramone&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-au&client=safari
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Stop whining Bertie. You were paid in cash and picture discs – what more could you ask for?
Halcyon days!
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Yeh! Those were the days RTC. I remember having to frisk people for drugs as they entered your single record booth. We did have some close calls with the fuzz!
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P. Orridge is a cunt. But Second Annual Report was exceptional.
As was Third Reich ‘N Roll by The Residents.
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Genesis p orridge is not only a cunt hes a ringer for mickey Rourke.
Strange looking fucker.
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The Dictators were brilliant.
‘ Handsome ‘ Dick Manitoba, what a character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_agVyUA2hZ0
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Nice one Jack. Hadn’t heard it in a while, almost forgotten what a spiffing band they were.
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Yeah blud, songs about de bling and smackin’ up a few hoes cos i’m a mean gangster wiv a shank innit.
All just good clean harmless fun in todays much improved and enriched Britain i would say.
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Expect a flood of grime “artists” at the totally non waycist black only MOBO awards soon!
Will Owen “rusks and milk” Jones be outside with his little pink placard pwotesting about this waycism?
No, I don’t think so either – stick with the low hanging fruit Owen, It’s your level.
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There’s only one type of hanging suitable for Owen and it certainly doesn’t involve fruit , well unless it involves a fruit tree😉
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This isn’t music, this is what music has become. A terrible dirge. Unsexy, revolting, charmless. whirr.
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Off topic, isn’t it a cuntish thing for the Jocks to start jeering and booing when the English are taking a penalty kick in the rugby? You don’t get it at Twickenham or in Ireland, but, it’s prevalent in Scotland and Wales. A cuntish thing to do and it should cease forthwith. You fucking barbarians😉
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Transvestites and bad losers DCI! And lose they will.
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And lose they did, Vernon.
On a seperate note, I note that that goat-jugged cunt Linekar isn’t presenting Match Of The Day, tonight. Over a million fucking sheets of licence payers cash and he does one Sunday a season and leaves it to a fucking bird on Sunday last week, (bad enough having them commentate on the mens game, let alone present the bloody show), and Dan Walker tonight. Fucking wastrel cunt.
Good evening.
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AND there’s a fucking wimmin chipping in with her worthless fucking opinion on the mens game. Double fuck the BBC. Cunts. Absolute woke cuntbags.
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If they persist in the ground, they should show them to the Brexit.
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Solo 45 should have a Colt 45 unloaded in his unsavoury direction and grime music is a fucking dirge.
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I don’t mind dirge, far more listenable than this shite.
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This crap is genuinely offensive, to the ears and to the mind.
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Tough on Grime.
Tough on the causes of Grime.
Just saying.
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And some people had the nerve to come on here complaining about the Beatles yesterday!
😀
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“Well she was just seventeen”
“You know what I mean”
Yes Doctor Shah, we do.
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The little known fifth Beatle was simply known as “Dung”!
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I remember the party before Paul married….stag Beatle.
Wheres this taxi got to?
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Anyway i thought Herbie was the 5th Beetle?!
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Unfortunately the taxi driver has been arrested with regards to “inappropriate behaviour” pertaining to his teenage passengers MNC! 😀
French referee at the England/Scotland game – check the sneaky Gallic buggers pockets for stolen fish!
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The drummer for the Beatles Australian cover band was better than the real one – . . . . . . .
Dingo Starr.
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Heard them do instant koala,
And didgeridoo you love me…
Bertie@
How do i get a refund for this jokebook?
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Miserable – the return date has passed, so I’ve just got to use it!
😀
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The one you sold me isnt all its cracked up to be, its handwritten!
And half of its in brail!!😢
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Heavy metal fan since 14 all my life zep purple kiss Jovi poison Megadeth skid row motley gunners aerosmith marillon quo white lion poison maiden motorhead extreme black crowes skynyrd greatest times and concerts best people oh well enuff z nuff
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Black Crowes are excellent! Not massively well known luvvies but very good music.
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The greatest music is rock, in my humble. All those poodle haired bands from the 80s are my personal fave. Grime is for chavs.
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Steel Panther – top tribute band!
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Here you go Jenny.
Go mad for three minutes and forty nine seconds …..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3-hNMqmKK0
Never give up.
Fuck ‘ em all.
And ………. Never Say Die.
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PLAY IT LOUD ……..
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Thank you Jack, that was terrific.
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ZZTop, Saxon, Helloween, Cinderella, UFO…..
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i was brought up on New wave of British heavy metal (NWOBHM) back in the late 70s early 80s, courtesy of Tommy Vance’s rather excellent Friday Rock Show on R1
Introduced to the likes of Saxon, Priest, Magnum, Tygers of Pan Tang,Rainbow, Taurus, Def Leppard and of course Motorhead (lots of others with crossovers into the pure heavy metal genre)
Happy times despite the recessions of the 80s
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YES. Tommy Vance ! What a DJ ! The real TV on the Radio. I miss those days.
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Must get stronger specs.
Thought the lettering behind the singer in the nom picture said ” the great ape”!
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🎼 yo yo yo yo yo yo 🎼 huh huh huh huh huh 🎼 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 🎼 This is my obsession with all the white man’s oppression 🎼 lets wear are hooded tops while hating on the cops🎼 get high on crystal meth while we stab each other to death🎼 let’s all go smoke some crack since we know are colour is black 🎼 let’s go smoke some dope since the white man say’s we’ve no hope🎼 some lines of coke we chase since the white man hates our race 🎼 all my black brothers don’t quiet lets go out and fucking riot🎼 yo yo yo yo yo 🎼 come on my brothers lets go🎼
This is my take on grime to show you how shit it is.
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Youve got the gig Telly.
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Are there any women Grime ‘artists’, Grimettes? Or any LGBTQ reps or wiggers? Where is the diversity fam?
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There are LL!
On sky news they had a gay black grime artist saying he was fighting homophobia in the grime scene!
Dont know his name, to be honest i was shouting racist abuse & heckling him,
Throwing bananas at the tv.
Just in case he plays my local.
📺🍌
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I stand corrected Miserable, maybe if he plays Glastonbury he will wear a Stormzy inspired rainbow stab vest.
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I was trying to make up some rhyming lyrics when i got interrupted for my tea then had someone talking to me and i’m like fuck me i’m trying to write an artisticall masterpiece here 😄. Stromzy, Cunt 45 ,dizzee fuck off rascal fucking shit em.🔫🔫🔪🔪🔨🔨, just thought i’d throw a few emoji hammers in a dedication to old Sutcliffe since he’s a yorkshire man like me 😄
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An impressive career in grime awaits you Telly, with just a few minor improvements if I may?
Liberal use of the word n*gger is required, as is more references to “the feds” and “bitches/hoes”.
Other than that I think you’ve pretty much nailed it 👍
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Well to be fair i was trying to eat my tea at the time and every time i was tucking into a sausage i kept thinking about what went through Schofields mind every time he did the same.😄 I try harder next time KC i promise .
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Whitey is a leacher 🎵 Killing all my teachers 🎵 Fucking up the world and always tryin’a bleach ya 🎵
Shagga’s on the lookout for the Man with his speeches 🎵 Gonna run us down with his lies in his blue eyes🎵
Gotta cut yo’ afro 🎵 Gotta wear wear white clothes 🎵 Banged me for nothin’ cause I’m black, that’s the way it goes
The time is coming up for the brothas from the old land 🎵 We the first people gonna take what they owe us fam! 🎵
Bitches, guns, money, muh dick etc
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As well as putting yorkshire on the map Pete had a great afro/beard combo.
A regular at Leeds B&Q.
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Yeah they reckon he was good at helping people in the tools section , he did have his own range of hammers at B&Q they were titled Pete’s choice , from the sutcliffe range.
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Sometimes I think I am to mild for this place,
My general view in life is education and suggestion, Quite often I suggest alternative opinions or ideas.
For instance, I suggest that waving a Knife about, fighting the authorities, and abusing the majority is a foolish thing to do when you are a minority (and uneducated one at that).
The next step is simple, it is called education, we have on this fine isle lots of accommodation facilities brimming with people who follow this frame of mind.
All we have to do as the majority, is consider their rights to remain in a studious manner and where applicable return them to their lands of no oppression and I am sure they will all quieten down, start thinking about integration and how fucking lucky they are.
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Agree on the guitar CO as iv’e played for years, as for the piano i heard the blacks are trying to get rid of it as its deemed to racist , apparently it’s because there isn’t enough black keys on it😄
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Don’t you mean Dark Keys?
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Well i never know what to call them anymore , i mean one minute you can call them coloured the next you can’t . Half cast you cannot use anymore it’s gotta be mixed race , brown you can’t use either (when it’s actually the colour they are) black you can use one minute the next you can’t . So in saying all that iv’e come to the simple solution for it all , i just call the cunt’s .
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Well Lord Benny i wish i shared your optimism and your mildness but i’m afraid that ain’t me , thing is you can’t educate what doesn’t want to be educated and i believe it’s because they are a minority why they carry off the way they do. Unfortunately it’s gone beyond reasoning now , they have been given to much ,way too much and the powers that be have given into every whim every moan and every cry. My solution would be simple shut the fuck up stop the moaning etc and get on with life and any cunt that doesn’t wanna play ball hand them over to the Klan.
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I left school without a cse to my name.
I have advised many people and educated a fair few.
when I say educated I mean shown them the error of their ways with a blunt instrument.
education works.
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