Dogknappers

Dogknappers are cunts.

I despise “Humanity and people” hence my membership, some people adopt a child (real, or on paper) some people give to charity ( only the legion for me). But myself and Mrs B go the whole hog and rescue/adopt sight hounds.

These are the rejects from the betting industry. They dont have a happy life, they are kept in boxes for their career and are either liquidated, sold as food or hopefully offered for rescue. The rules are simple for us. Despite the donation given, the hound will live with us until death, but we will never own them. All dogs are chipped and the charity is the third contact number, so a dog found is easy to reunite any way you choose.

Well we have lost a dog. The dog went after a deer close to Wintersfold, outside Cranleigh in Surrey. Its been five days now and trust me, we have scoured the woods (as an organisation) and put up notices, but no sign and no body. The dog has been stolen. Regrettably, it will have been taken by the local traveller population and passed on to be a “Coursing dog”, probably end up stuck on a barbed wire fence in West Yorkshire .

I really fucking hate them. Dealing with a distraught family who have lost their other child and the 3-day rule, in this weather they will die in three days. We cant find a body. It’s been nicked, end of.

https://www.doglost.co.uk/dog-blog.php?dogId=153333

Fucking cunts they are.

Nominated by lord benny

71 thoughts on “Dogknappers

  1. Sorry to hear it. Some people have no respect for anything, human rights are a one way street.

      • Despicable – I have a strong need to hurt dog thieves.
        Can’t have a sense of humour on this one, f*cking evil thing to do.
        My partner has a Springer Spaniel, imported from Ireland at a cost of a Thousand Pounds (f*ck me!) – the most efficient killing machine I have ever seen but very wary of strangers after a number of attempts by “our heather selling friends” to re-home Sir Benjamin by force (I f*cking hate the thieving c*nts!) – the last one ended up with a caravan allegedly being axed to pieces and a “strong word” for the rest of the scum to disappear, or, ahem, disappear!
        Not had any trouble since then!
        Bad Man I am! 😁

  2. My wife runs a Staffie rescue charity. Unpaid. They raise money for kennels, vets, fostering and we ferry dogs from place to place for rehoming.
    The way some dogs are treated by utter fucking morons is unspeakable.
    My thoughts are with you, Benny.

    • They really are fucking scum Lord Benny. Best wishes to you & your good lady. Hope you find ‘Skye’ soon.

      “a house is not a home without a dog”

  3. My dog is 24 years old. Id kill any cunt with my bare hands who did anything to harm the little cunt. He is a cunt.

    • Dogs are part of the family.
      Our dog goes everywhere with us, on holiday, days out etc
      Id go fuckin bananas if anyone did anything to my dog,
      Know dog knapping is a real thing,
      Know they go for British Bulldogs (pups retail about a grand)
      And certain breeds that are in demand, hope you find it safe and well.

  4. Wankers of the first degree.
    In work this morning we were chatting about dognappers . The baiting types and the breeding/selling types.
    The cunts cause heartache for the dog owners as Philip the pet dog is a valued member of the family .
    A long prison sentence is required by the perpetrators of the heinous crime.
    Personally I prefer cats.

    • The rescue has a bait dog that they tried to rehabilitate, they failed it has its own caravan in the grounds, it will never be put up for adoption.
      People can be cunts

      • Ive never heard of any rescue activities for dogs. What a noble cause and an admirable thing to do. Reading some of the posts is a complete eye opener.

        As for the “dognapping” I thought that only applied to those designer dogs. How wrong am I . Well done Lord B. Inspirational !

  5. I hope you are reunited with him soon, LB.

    We inherited a cheeky little Jack Russell. She would not come near me to begin with and greeted me with a growl and a flash of her teeth. Now she loves nothing better than to literally smother me.

    Anyway, her former life was a breeding machine for the diddicoys. When she had outlived her use, they presumably kicked fuck out of her; both sets of ribs broken either side. Both sides healed but slightly stepped. She also had a growing stomach hernia that we had successfully repaired. The cunts left her in the deep snow to die. Only by a miracle she was spotted by a friend of my mother-in-law who runs an animal sanctuary back then with her aunt (who is no longer with us).

    She is a happy little thing now and loves taking pride of place on the settee, curling up and chilling.

    People who steal and mistreat dogs are fucking panty waste.

    • It is not my dog, It is a trust dog, I have two trust dogs (the dogs will never belong to us, they are on permanent loan and should we fail in their care they are returned to the trust) it is another persons dog.

  6. I saw a strange looking cat in the pet shop.
    Next to it, a sign read, ‘Rare cross breed cat. Imported from Holland.’
    Obviously I had to get more information before I’d consider buying it, so I went inside and asked the manager.
    “How Dutch is that moggie in the window..?”….

  7. My Sympathies Lord Benny. I cannot abide cruelty to animals.
    I saw some Chav dragging an Alsatian along Hove seafront some years back. The poor dog was squealing in pain. So I waited till the cunt was out of public view pounced on him and ended up kicking 10 shades of shit out of him. I could of called the RSPCA but they wouldn’t have administered the same justice as I dished out.
    The thing was , his dog was tearing at his arm while I was doing the business on him.

  8. I do hope you get your dog back LB. I fucking hate cunts who do this, and I fucking hate pikeys, more than you can imagine.
    Good luck.

      • Evening MNC. Apart from earache ( doctors on Monday methinks ), things are ok.
        How are things with you ?

      • Not bad pal, my job for removal to pontefract cancelled short notice so making understair doors for mrs miserable, she doesnt know which way round to hold a screwdriver but given me loads of advice!
        Hope the earache heals up pal,
        Starting getting it myself with the joinery tips!😁👍

      • Yes, I’m quite familiar with the day to day wifely earache.
        Had both kinds today !!

      • Nothing worse than that i’m a tradesman and yet she still tells me how to do my job , not to worry though anymore because 2 weeks ago i fucked off and left her 😄 , you mentioned pontefract you from there? .

      • No mate, stockport lad but I travel all over the place working.
        Still going just postponed, you know pontefract Telly?

      • Yes i do only live about 15 minutes away from pontefract and i have family that live there . I’ve not been there for a few years to be honest last time i went was to do a loft conversion which was quite awhile ago. I’ts very northern up there mate especially the accent, good people though.

      • Like the name telly so i think i’m gonna change it to Telly as it is , what you reckon?

      • Yeah go for it!
        Easy to type, only other Telly i know played kojak so no one else to claim it!
        Very Northern eh?
        Sounds my kinda place!😁👍👍🇬🇧

  9. I have always believed that you can tell how civilised a person or society is by how it treats the less fortunate and defenceless. Whilst I am a cat person rather than a dog lover, I feel for you in this situation LB. I am forced to agree with you that there are some 24 carat cunts out there. I had a nearly new Kawasaki Versys stolen last year by pikeys. I refused to let it get to me but the thought of losing a pet to such scum would probably push me over the edge.
    We all hope that you are able to get your dog back.

  10. Dog thief’s…in fact any animal/pet the thief are cunts. They need beating to death with antler’s.

  11. I am in shock. I am, as many cunters know an eccentric British Gentleman and rightly belong in that fine British, in fact worldwide fraternity known as Freemasonry.
    I have achieved much in my 10 years or so and have mixed with many high rollers and big achiever’s, and held the highest positions within what I’m involved in and had many compliments on my conduct and ability regarding ritual, however we have a new brother who has joined the prestigious Lodge.
    He is a Gay.
    I thought I would never encounter a Gay in the lodge.
    There was joke his husband may join the Lodge also, should I resign after all my outstanding efforts and great ritual?
    Should I form a secret group within the Lodge to try and get rid of him?
    What a pile of cunt’.

    • I trust he is not that newly outed ‘receiver of swollen goods’, Mr Phillip Schofield?

      You might need to check that Gordon the Gopher hasn’t now taken up permanent residency in his anal cavity.

      • Don’t you have to go through a initiation ceremony or was that just The Simpsons? You could make it look like a bizarre yet tragic accident.

      • That’s a good idea LL, I might bring a machete to the next meeting and er… sharpen it. I’ll give it to one of the newbies and when the Gay is dead insist I knew naffink abaaaht it.

      • Thankfully not Mr Schofield PM, thus Gay has a husband, he’ll probably invite us all to their anniversary. 😂

    • It’s the rolled up trousers and archaic language that lures them in. And of course the police are full of the fuckers in that London.

      • BWC@
        Why be forced out of something you enjoy?
        Fuck him (not literally!!)
        Just carry on as normal, might find hes a decent bloke?

      • I think I’ll keep an eye on the situation and see what happens. I’m sure I caught him looking at me when I was in full regalia, it’s not surprising as when you are as good looking as me and wear a suit with such class it’s inevitable that women and even the gay will be attracted to you.
        If he suggests we march at Gay Pride I’m leaving.

      • It’s a known fact that Gays are especially partial to black & white cunts.

        Mind how you go B&WC… 😃

      • Rtc@
        Bluntys defending your honour on the other nom, LLs had to drag him off,
        Hes taken his shirt off and throwing punches!

    • Have you got a pool in your Lodge. If so you could invite a Mr Barrymore round to Baptise him ?

  12. As with all the dogs at the trust, The dog was abused and rescued, The trust took a fucked up dog and fixed it, we socialise and try and train them.
    Most have never lived in a house, Fuck it took a year before I could touch my dogs head, he was so used to being punched he would shy away.
    Having a teenage puppy is unique, they have never been in a house, never climbed stairs, seen a TV or heard a hoover ( or got the hang of the shit in the garden trick).
    Their career ends at 4 years old, then they are destroyed or worse (Greyhounds)
    Lurchers are normally rescued from pikeys who will course them, now coursing is illegal in the UK but I used to shoot and snare myself when it was legal, but I knew my ground.
    I would not blindly put a dog down to run, they will run in to fences, ditches ect and then the cunts just walk away.
    My dog was chasing a ball over the army ranges and hit a raised fireing point, he split the skin off his back leg.
    I carried him off the range, 13 staples and £700 poorer, he wore the comb of shame for a month and is back with us.
    What fucking hurts me is these cunts will run the dog and leave it to die on its own.
    In my second war when I was clearing I would find starving dogs staked to the ground, others free to roam that would return to their family homes at night, poor cunts, waiting for their owners/pack.
    people can be cunts

  13. I am of the opinion that any scumbag found guilty of a crime against any animal should have whatever they have done to the animal done to them x 100. Another example of the courts doing nothing to help ordinary decent law abiding people when you shitbags getting suspended sentences and the like. Hope your dog turns up safe and well.

  14. Not fussed about dogs. Would prefer fewer of them running around, shitting and barking. Not fussed about any animals really. Except gorillas. Funny watching them. Fucking hate pikeys though. Hope you torch their camp.

  15. Sorry to hear about the dog mate really sad , i have to Labradors and i’d be gutted if someone stole them , like you say it’s like having another family member around. Well let’s hope you find your dog and the people responsible get some justice , which may i add is death in a really slow and painful way the cunts.

  16. I used to work next door to a small pikey camp. Four caravans I think. They had this dog that wandered around our grounds. Poor bastard was always filthy and so skinny you could see his ribs. It was very aggressive and you couldn’t go near it. The Hound of the Baskervilles we used to call it. One time I threw him a corned beef sandwich and it went straight down his throat without touching the sides. Fucking pikeys shouldn’t be allowed to have animals or children. Besides fucking Eva Braun one of the few good ideas old Adolf ever had.

  17. Never realised gyppos stole dogs, knew the stole everything fuckin else though!
    We used to have 2 german shepherds and the bigger one was pretty game,
    The gyppos were scared to fuckin death of it
    ,”mr get that dag on a lead”
    We wanted them to know about the dogs to stop them sniffing about an it worked, but this was in the 90s.
    I value dogs more than gyppos.

    • Ridgebacks seem to have “a healthy aversion” to our travelling friends in my experience but always seem keen on finding out if they taste of Stella and hedgehogs – they seem obsessive!
      No trespassing or burglary at Fox towers Sir!

  18. My neighbors sold there house to an Arab who promptly let it to the Council for evicted cunts to be housed. Ive moved now but it was a nightmare.
    Anyway. They moved these thieving oirish Pikeys in. They had a dog tethered to a Pole 24/7 in the back garden , reason being that if Plod raided the house the dog would alert them.
    I informed the RSPCA and when they realised it was Pikeys they were dealing with the cunts stayed well away.
    Pikeys really are the scum of the earth.

  19. I’ve just been moderated.. I think it had something to do with my feelings towards our friendly cheeky traveling freinds.

    • Alan Ford (Bricktop) from Snatch as your avatar probably strengthens your case against Pikeys. Makes me laugh just reading it and seeing his face there!

  20. There’s nothing pikeys won’t steal. If that Yank basketball player’s helicopter had come down near a gyppo camp they would have stripped the field bare of scrap metal and the bodies of anything of value within ten minutes. They are locusts, filthy vultures living off real people. I fucking hate them.

  21. Lefties think theyre like that bird on the old cadburys flake advert,
    Old wooden barrel top horsedrawn caravan, fortune tellers, dance round a campfire at night to violins and tambourine.
    Love to see their face when meet a real one!

    • Yeah, old crones with big hoop earrings selling pegs and lucky heather, the victims of prejudice and racism. They haven’t got a fucking clue. I don’t know anyone who has met a real pikey, including some normally libtard cunts, who don’t hate them with a passion. They are lower than shite. If I were the OP I would be hoping that my dog was already dead or sold rather than be in the hands of that filth.

    • They will probably never meet one, just need look out for the bare patch where the 4WD/plantmachinery/caravan/farm equipment etc used to be!
      Set the dogs on them I say Sir!

  22. You know as bad a Hitler was just think if he won the war , they would be no fucking pikey’s no blacks no transgenders no Philip Scholfields of this world no diversity and all we would have to do is a quick salute and get on with our day, just a thought. This world (especially this country) is totally fucked , there’s no respect no courtesy no manners .There is more ignorance than ever before there’s more thieving more lack of respect (especially the elderly) , kids are running riot and totally consumed by social fucking media (as to which hope someone does a nominee about Zuckerberg) . The world is fucked but this country is now a complete joke , it bows down to everything and everyone but it’s own people i feel ashamed to be British . Did anyone see or hear the story of Alistair Stewart? , again fucking disgrace by some jumped up smug looking black cunt . People do and take what they want because they know they will get away with it , same as the guys dog , the police won’t care or even look because one they will say were short staffed but behind closed doors it will be a case of , well its only a dog, wankers . If i was to ever nominate a cunt it would be this country .

  23. I’m signing off now gonna watch the Wolverine so cuntnight you all and look forward to some proper cunting tomorrow.
    Telly.

  24. Having 1st hand experience of the travelling community I can safely say nobody dislikes them more than me. My reaction to the thwarted IRA ferry bomb was disappointment that it had failed to sink any Pikies. They can’t swim as there is nothing to steal in a pool. Hope Tyson Fury gets his cunt punched in, and that you get reunited with the hound..

  25. A tip of my hat to Lord B for your caring manner towards dogs. However, cunts like my piss-ant neighbour who allows (encourages?) his dog to howl and yap for hours only serves to foster animosity towards the animal. I’m aware it’s his responsibility to do something about the situation, and it’s not for want of asking the cunt, but the animal itself will invariably bear the brunt of any action once the Dog Warden becomes involved. Their remit includes fining the owner (pfft), rehousing the dog (probably the best outcome), having the dog debarked or ultimately destroyed. Owners can often be complete cunts, safe in the knowledge there are no repercussions for them.
    I wish more were compassionate enough to actually train and care for their dog.

  26. I feel you pain L,B and I hope you find him, we have a jack Russel, ex pikey ratting dog and football, pikeys really are disposable cunts and deserve the same treatment as they dish out to their animal s more often than not stolen.
    Best off luck L,B.

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