I would like a regular as clockwork, every ten minutes cunting for begging…sorry, charity ads, where you can’t watch anything on telly without a quarter-hourly attempted guilt trip by some money-making solicitors or charity, trying to guilt you into lining their pockets with images of donkeys, African kids, Indian kids, abused kids, Syrian kids, refugee kids, homeless kids, drug addicts, beggars, kids in wheelchairs, deformed kids, Muslim kids with no Christmas presents, ginger kids, puppies, kittens, whales, plastic, disabled kids dressed like Clark Kent, old people, garden birds; the list goes on and fucking on, every 15 minutes without fail.
I know I’m totally politically incorrect, but it’s got to the stage where I don’t give a flying fuck for any of them, due to the fact I’ve been force fed these fucking ads for years by these cunts. I’m now of the opinion that even if you give money, it doesn’t go where you intended, or is so little by the time it gets to its final intended destination, its not worth bothering with, or it’s mismanaged by the so-called charity. That’s why when they give three quid a month, you ring to donate and you get some con man trying to talk you into a direct debit for TWENTY-THREE quid a month.
You can buy a nice whiskey for that and drink it until you disable your central nervous system and then, and only then, can you ignore these fucking ads.
Nominated by Fuglyucker
You all know the one – put the TV on and they begin – “Enoch is going blind, Juju has to walk ten miles to get water, Ingbing has to marry a man forty years older than her, the poor Yemeni children are starving” etc, etc, etc, and they are never ending.
I am not a mean person and I do not like to see people suffer, but what makes me fucking furious is that firstly WE have people with nowhere to sleep except the street, WE have people who have to go to food banks because they do not get enough money to avoid starvation and WE have people who receive no money for Months at a time and cannot afford the basics of Human dignity – who the hell thought that our citizens would face starvation and dying of cold in the fifth richest Country in the World?
Why are people standing for this? Because every time the plight of white English people is mentioned instead of terrorists, paedophiles, thieves, economic migrants and murdering vermin, the (white) person making the point is immediately and permanently demonised as being racist, fascist, nazi etc, to try and bully, humiliate and silence citizens with every right to free speech and back up their threats with violence – this was done in the 1930’s by a very similar organisation called the N, Na, Naz – nope, can’t recall what they were called but I think they were led by a little Man with a distinctive moustache and some unpleasant tendencies.
I am of the opinion that you do not bale out any other lifeboats before stopping yours sinking, but this opinion seems to be at odds with the traitors who believe they have the right to make false and malicious allegations against anyone who disagrees with their hate speech and newspeak.
Hateful, corporate greed masquerading as kindness, but we are being slowly awakened to this agenda – because charity adverts are a CUNT!
Nominated by Vernon Fox
I’ve started my own charity. It’s called Citizens Against South Humberside. All cheques received should have my charity’s initials CASH on the payee line. All donations greatly appreciated.
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You’ve only got to look at the kid in the picture looking sly to know he’s gonna grow up to be a drug dealer or a thief.
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“Where me knife whitey”? “U from England whitey”? “U got a big house whitey”?
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He looks a right little shifty bastard doesn’t he, just look at his eyes the little cunt. Look how he is holding his hands as if he his hiding something in them . There’s no flies crawling on his chubby little face is there , it’s all a fucking con there just lazy inbred primal piss taking cunts. Get rid of Africa and we get rid of the problem.
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I’ts like that other advert set in Africa where they want money as some little black kid called Dugba or something is going blind if we don’t donate money. You see all his eyes watering and him with tears down his face , they’ve probably just smothered his eyes in Vicks VapoRub . You didn’t see Helen Keller with her hand out and she was deaf and blind.
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If an Africans have to walk 10 miles to the lake for some water. Why dont they just build their mud huts next to the fucking lake. Simples!
Dopey fuckers.
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An ‘honest’ Affican charity add wouldn’t show knackered donkeys and starving kids…. but a Kalashnikov rifle & bandolier of bullets, because that’s where it ends up – arming the local Warlords.
If they ship food & medicine, the Warlords just nick it & then sell or trade it for guns & ammo. They control the food because that’s how they recruit ‘soldiers’. Join the local Warlords army, and you and your family get a handfull of UN rice each day. Don’t & get shot or starve to death. Foreign fields are’nt intended for crops – they need that land for opium & cocaine production…
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Current twatty advert, Barnardos: ‘i must have been about 14, I couldnt believe he liked me. We started to go back to his, he asked me to…do stuff’. Oh fuck that. Like a 14 year old girl in england doesnt know what a paedo is? I mean, some of these girls go looking for older guys to fuck them! Why downt we hear about them? Or the women paedos (who are worse). No, its always innocent looking victim girl and a horrible paedo guy. Then we get poncey statements from police and politicians like: ‘dont trust male nannies, you dont want a paedo near your kids’ and the ever popular ‘kids dont have any sexual attraction to adults’. Really? When I was 13 I wanted to fuck my PE teacher! She was sexy as hell, and looked so good in shorts. Anyway, must dash, have to walk 10 metres for a glass of water…sorry, 10 miles for a tub of sewage.
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