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Various news agency’s are reporting a car ploughing into a carnival parade in the town of Volkmarsen, a town in the Waldeck-Frankenberg district in northern Hesse Germany.

Injury counts vary and no motive has been announced, (Please remember the Pissed Italian who scored double figures on a bus Que of German tourists last year)

So if you want to go off topic and speculate, this is the place to be.

Carry on cunting

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90 thoughts on “Breaking news”

  1. Sky is reporting that the driver is ‘a German citizen’. I await with anticipation for it to be stated whether or not the driver’s ‘far right’ (white) or someone with ‘mental health issues’ (peaceful)

  2. As soon as they confirm he is white then we all know what headlines are going to be thrown around with gay abandon!

  3. Off topic, but understand Priti Patel has been getting it in the neck today. I’d like to give it to her 24/7 no holes barred.

  4. Saw a bit of that Q&A session from your parliament earlier Ruff Tuff. She suggests a skills based immigration policy, coupled with a certain level of spoken and written English to qualify for entry. Not dissimilar to what most countries outside of Europe already implement, but the attack from the Opposition was pretty vitriolic. Racist, xenophobic etc etc.

    • Yes, how dare we ask somebody coming to live here to speak the native language.

      C R A Z Y

      Wayyyyyyyyy-ciiiiiiiiiiists! 🙊

  6. If they don’t use “far right extremist” and do use “citizen”, it’s generally pretty fucking clear what the perp is!

  7. The driver dropped his sausage and got mustard all over his trousers and as a result lost control.
    Obvious, it’s Germany.

  8. Wherever these attacks take place in Europe, whether Germany, France or the UK, the police response is always the same – prevarication and deceit. Anything that will prevent the actual truth coming to light quickly. The classic statement is usually “ it’s too soon to decide whether the motive for this is terrorism.” Of course it’s fuckin’ not, whatever the source of that terrorism is.

    • that’s because of Theresa May’s ‘Fusion Doctrine’ – agreed by many european nations/5 Eyes without democratic consent – is being acted upon in the uk – all have to tell the same story and maintain the narrative

  9. I just hope that the German police are going to ‘keep the muslim community safe’.

  10. His cd of “Hitler ‘s Greatest Speeches” skipped and he immediately veered off the road looking for Poland.

  11. Just seen the Harvey Weinstein outcome.
    The New York District Attorney has just decreed that from now on if a woman cries rape even if she’s in a marital relationship can put him away for a long time , even if she comes forward years later without any proof whatsoever.
    The male species is well and truly fucked.

    • Let’s hope the same thing happens to Alex “Wandering Hands” Salmond.
      Call me Mr Cynical but I have serious doubts about that.

      • Agree Freddie.
        I never knew anything about Harvey Weinstein untill this happened, but I do know what a cunt Alex Salmond is.

      • I’ve got a very good bottle of Highland Park to celebrate that fat bastard getting time.
        It’s quite possible I shall never open it.
        Because of cunts.

      • A great number of Hollywood slags will cry a sigh of relief today… And watch the slappers crawl our of the woodwork to condemn Unclo Harv… Not that they did it when he was free, of course….

        No names, but I think we all know who some of them are…. Time’s up, as they say….

    • His lawyer, a woman, said she would advocate written consent forms in this climate.

      Now then Shagga do you remember bumming a fat bird in the park during the summer of either ’95 or ’96?
      Why yes officer let me check my paperwork…
      I’m sorry sir this is consent for anal intercourse only no signature on the oral section
      B-b-but she went down on me!?
      I’m sorry sir you’ll need to come with us…

    • Evening Fenton.

      If anyone accuses you of rape just self identify as a woman, cos under the law of England and Wales it is not possible for a woman to commit rape.

      Oh fuck, I’ve had to turn off the radio, Bonnie Greer is about to pronounce on the verdict…

  13. Its enrichment Gentlemen..enrichment. We should all be deliriously happy that we are well down the road to our extinction. Wunderbar !

  14. Being MR on the fence on most of these things.
    I have had the accelerator stick on an automatic car, a truly pants filling experience I will say.
    I went to overtake a couple of lycra louts on a country lane, hit the pedal and it stuck!
    Vlad from a sedate 30mph accelerated to about 60mph on a rather quiet winedy and sedate road, The only casualty was my underwear as I simultaneously braked and tried to flip the accelerator pedal back up.

    • There were anti-peace barriers in place around the scene though, witnesses also report that the driver took the time to navigate around them before mowing people down.

  15. May the next cosmic impact from space hit the shitholes of the Middle East and remove as many sandal persons from the rectum of their camels as is possible.!

    God bless white people ! ( and I include our B&WC in that )

  16. It appears to have been a white on white attack. Or as Bob Dylan would have put it, Blonde on Blonde.

    • You have said that twice now Mr/Mrs/Ms//Them/They (not wishing to misgender you) Shites.

      Frankly, Priti Patel is a rather hot looking woman, yes, ok, looks like she carries a fair bit of heft round the middle buy hey ho.

      If you would like to fuck a pig instead then go for it.

  19. If this was a ‘far right’ attack it would be all over the media already with all the usual suspects yelling racist cunt at the top of their lungs. Except no one would hear Owen ‘Rocky’ Jones as he’s balls haven’t dropped yet. FUCKING HELL, I’ve just discovered he has a twin – another reason to die.

    • His twin is female and called Eleanor. She is also a total arsehole and probably a lesbian. I blame their parents, Mr and Mrs Cunt.

  22. Bet it was that Dave from the other nom, seems the type.
    Feel sorry for the people affected, especially any kids.
    Worlds full of fuckin loonies!
    Go green, put em down.

  24. What if the perpetrator was originally black, turned white a la Michael Jackson but had then converted to Islam?

    • That is getting on my tit’s.
      1, far right ideology makes no religious difference, it is to do with ethnicity, as in pure/ impure
      (dont ask me I do not make the rules)
      2, Ideology of HOS in the balkan war was “Croats of other faith”
      Muslims were welcome in the ranks of HOS, where as the MUHADJ were not sic. my last translator.
      https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alija_%C5%A0iljak
      3, I think I rest my case, mind you he drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney, Zivio Alija!

  26. Here’s one for you. The new Chancellor, Gunga Din, or whatever his name is has been photographed with a bag of Yorkshire Tea. Apparently they’ve been inundated with complaints from Libtards threatening never to buy their poxy tea again. Of course, it’s got fuck all to do with them who buys their tea but the hate from the snowflakes knows no bounds. If you didn’t know already the battle lines are drawn.

    • Fucking lunatics. If the Right did the same because Diane Abbot’s pictured eating a kit-kat it would be proof of our unconscious bias, coded racism, misogynoir! When the Left it’s fine blah blah blah…

    • Utterly fucking pathetic. It seems the terminally infantile have taken to Twatter to call to their equally infantile comrades to boycott Yorkshire Tea.

      There is seldom clarity of thought amongst these skid marks.

      As it goes, Yorkshire Tea is my cup if tea and not because or despite of anyone else drinking it. Cunts.

      • Sad to say, Gunga Din is an extremely rich and completely unprincipled corporate cunt who will cheerfully sell us off to the US. But his taste in tea is impeccable. It’s a start on the long road to cultural assimilation. I look forward to seeing him in a flat cap, with a whippet.

  27. As we’re allowed to go off topic, I have been told by an acquaintance that I have some weird crushes and would like fellow cunters’ opinions on this:

    Katherine Ryan
    Lucy Worsley
    Victoria Coren Mitchell..
    Winona Ryder
    Liz Bonnin

    • Dont know who they are except winona, but i had a crush on her too!
      When i found out she was a shoplifter it didnt faze me, if anything turned me on.
      The theiving bitch!😁

    • Susannah Lipscombe is attractive in a medieval way.

      Bettany Hughes has a lovely, massive pair of baps.

      • Jodie Whittaker… Even though she is a cunt who has ruined Doctor Who…

        Scarlett Johansson… A total cunt and a Clintonite pain in the arse… But I fucking would…

        Angela Rayner … A complete cunt… But those whammers…

        Samantha Cameron… Whip and boots time…

      • Had a proper one for Suranne Jones when she was playing that olden days lezza…. A bit of that, no danger…

    • Also I used to really like Gail Porter back in the late 90s.
      She had a magnificent arse back then.

      Shame she’s ended up looking like a Harry Hill impersonator.

  29. Back in the day……
    Debbie Greenwood. Frank Sidebottom had a thing for her as well.

    Penny Mordaunt has her charms.

    Angela Rayner (the slimmed down version)

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