I’m really pissed off with Veganuary and all the up their own arse cunts who are falling for it. Let me tell you why.
Is it perhaps because of the recent stupid court ruling Ethical Veganism carries the same rights as religion and race. So if I call someone a ‘Vegan cunt’ it counts as a hate crime? Well, no.
So is it because I despise the Facebook generation for latching onto yet another Movember or Dry January stupidity because they’re so swayed by Cunts of the Year like Great Thundercunt? No, it’s not that either, even though they deserve a cunting in their own right.
So what is it then, I hear you ask. Well, I’ll tell you…
My better half can’t eat wheat or dairy, so we use oat milk for our non wheat brekkie cereal. Trouble is, all the local supermarkets round here are sold out because the Veganuary cunts have bought it all up. So, these faddish ‘it’s cool to try being a fucking vegan’ cunts with their faux save-the-fucking-planet empty heads are preventing people with genuine medical problems buying the products they need. It might be a lifestyle choice for these cunts but it’s literally life and death for Mrs D.
So to all vegans, but especially Veganuary fad vegans, I say fuck you. You’re a bunch of cunts. And if that now constitutes a hate crime, then fuck the horse you came in on as well.
Nominated by Dioclese
A vegan a day helps you work, rest and play!
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And now we have Seaganism thanks to some scrawny little bucket of toss chef named Josh Niland who owns a couple of turnouts on Oxford St., Paddington. He makes a lot of to-do about extracting fish liver, lungs and making chips from fish eyes etc. He’s a jerk off who married well and probably receives much funding from dear old dad-in-law. If this wasn’t enough [and it’s more than enough] he worked for that bespectacled insect Heston bloody Blowhard at the Fat Cunt Restaurant, the cunt.
He’s either a dead-ringer for a cunt or … an actual fuckin’ cunt, the cunt.
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Real Vs Faux vegans.
Real vegans seldom mention their preferences unless invited for a meal, etc. Faux vegans cannot wait to tell you how vegan they are via (anti)social media purely to garner online digital sheep brownie points.
Real vegans eat food that look and taste like vegetables/vegetable dishes and make sure their diets cover all of the necessary vitamin, etc., requirements via natural foodstuffs. Faux vegans eat food that is meant to look and taste like meat and subsequently pop vitamin supplement pills like smarties to make up for their cuntitude.
Real vegans will never admonish meat/fish/diary eaters for their preferences, just as they don’t expect to be admonished for theirs. Faux vegans will call you a nazi (again behind the safety blanket of anti-social media), etc., just to simply extol how virtuous they are (again for digital sheep likes) compared to you.
Real vegans don’t eat or use animal based products because it is their belief that it is cruel or because it is a much healthier lifestyle. Faux vegans don’t eat or use animal based products…when people are watching.
Anyone diagnosed with early type 2 diabetes can pretty much revert that condition by adopting a “real” vegan diet for 6 months.
I am not a vegan, I eat more than my fair share of meat, but I would never make fun of a real vegan. Faux vegans however are fair game and can fuck right off!
Cunts!
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Leather is really not on my radar, rubber is…
But I am NOT vegan or veggie…
(6, 7), relating to x-words…
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Vegans always look positively ill as fuck. There’s a right on type Vegan who comes in my Chinese and orders the tofu (cunt). He looks like Christopher Lee in Dracula the pasty malnourished cunt.
Interestingly vegans diets are always dog shit. They eat all kinds of filthy chemical loaded processed shit because hey “it doesn’t contain animal products”.
Stupid cunts eat a cow. The dozy bovine cunts deserve it.
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