Nepotism

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Nepotism is a cunt, isnt it?

Isn’t it marvellous how many celebrity parents facilitate an easy route for their children, by giving them roles in their films? It’s also not just luvvies. Others live off the reflected glory of their siblings, parents, even offspring. Welcome to the shitty world of nepotism.

Would Michael Douglas really have lasted if it weren’t for dad, Kirk? Would Lily Allen have irritated the nation if Keith had syphoned it into a nearby sock? Would Nicholas Soames or Hilary Benn, both bereft of any skill, honour, or intelligence, have managed to become MPs without their famous family links?

Talentless dickworm Will Smith “cast” his confused son in one of his shitty films. Kiefer “not as good as Donald” Sutherland’s talent has been stretched to breaking. These bastards have no shame. They say talent skips a generation. What say you, Rafe Spall? At least Mark Thatcher got lost abroad, the daft gimp. Even greedy, old spiv Stanley fucking Johnson has been filling his boots with his reflected fame. No shame whatsoever.

Oh, and Rory Kinnear, you can piss off as well.

Who knows which dreadful cunts are readying to foist their offspring onto us? Gwyneth Paltrow’s (herself a nepotistic slug) weirdos? The Beckham brood? Junior Rees-Mogg? Either of the Obama princesses. Psh.

Lily Allen, Sofia Coppola, all of the Kennedys, that horrible Clinton bitch, all slugs, all cunts, all stinking of the fetid odour of nepotism.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

67 thoughts on “Nepotism”

  1. Stephen Kinnock MP. Mummy and Daddy got him a nice pen pushing job with the EU and then a cushy safe Labour seat in Welsh Wales.
    A family of corrupt, sheep shagging cunts.

      • Roll on the day that all the EU pen pushing, money grabbing corrupt bastards are dragged out into the street & hung from the nearest tall tree.
        Watch the fuckers dance as they dangle – Cunts one & all.

  2. Just look at the Beckhams is a good case in point, especially the way David and his cunt missus use the old “Don’t you know who we are?” trope in order to get their kids into the best schools, or get them freebies/upgrades on airplanes just because of who they are!

    Brooklyn, Romeo and the other entitled cunts will always get their way purely because of their ghastly parents.

    • Thank you! Given how he always fails and is universally despised, I like to think he is cursed.

  4. Nepotism.
    Leg up for yer family, can see why it happens, surrounding yourself with people you can trust etc.
    Not sure ive anything against it to be honest Cap, helping your family is rule no1!

  5. Isn’t that Canadian PM cuck a product of nepotism? As if you needed any other proof that nepotism is a son of a bitch.

    • Hiya General, not quite what i meant.
      Saying I can understand its human nature to help your family, kith &kin.
      I know a job should be on the candidates merits an strenths,
      But can see how youd choose family over them.
      Not saying its right just i understand how easy it is to do.

      An also maybe im stirring it a bit?😀

  6. How about Valerie Vaz MP – sister of that oily heap of shit Keith “Jim” Vaz – useless as a pork chop at a bar mitzah, thick as mince, but an MP for evermore.

  7. Don’t worry. Most prefer to die of drugs overdoses than have to live in a world that has their cunt parents in it. Bob Geldof springs to mind.

  8. Top of the festering heap are the inbred Windsors. What a bunch of entitled retards.

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  9. My old dad wasn’t a lot of help.
    He always said, “Quit while you’re ahead.”
    Probably why I never won any races….

    • When I was a kid I used to ask pop questions and without fail he would say. A thousand million pounds spent on education and you know fuck all. My father was a cunt. Or maybe he was right?

  10. Worst one of all time has to beHillary Clinton . Stood by her cunt of a husband while he was shooting his load ( with consent of course ) up half the political groupies in Washington. She was then miraculously elected governor of New York. Amazing. With her experiences covering up his numerous indiscretions and being a shifty cunt she took to the life of being a sleazy shit heal politico like a duck to water and came within a hairs breadth of becoming the Empress of all planetary cunts. Another example is George W Bush but at least he’s responsible for exterminating a couple of million sand bastards. Nepto-cunts.

  12. How dare you, Sofia Coppola was brilliant in Godfather 3!! Oh wait, no, the other thing – total dogshite

  13. The problem with nepotism is the cunt riding daddy’s coat tail is often fucking useless. I’ve just left a job where I witnessed the process of a job being created for someone’s son. It was a big part of my decision to leave and take a gamble.

    Personally after much reflection nepotism is a recipe for cuntishness but I also know fathers who’ve passed a business on to a son and it’s been a good move. In these cases the offspring show an interest and have often worked on the ground learning the ropes.

    • Sixdog, i run a small removal firm, it was my dads business before mine.
      As well as a full time job id moonlight labouring for my dad, or if the helper didnt turn up in the morning id jump on the job to bail out my dad.
      When my dad got ill (cancer) id luckily had a windfall, so bought the business off my dad, No way hed give it me.
      Had to buy it.
      He was doing me a massive favour, and I for once instantly understood,
      Nothing in life is free, you have to work for it earn it.
      Some people didnt get it, thought he should just hand it me,
      But thatd be bollocks.
      My dad had money to help due to not working, i learnt a valuable lesson & got my own business, and another small family firm keeps its name.
      Forgot my point now, but yeah your right!👍

      • There’s no hard and rule. I suspect things worked out because you work hard, you’re father was a wise man, what comes easy is often not appreciated. Listening to kids these days and their already busy calculating how they are going to invest the proceeds of their parents assets, they expect to be funded by their parents during their time at university, parents will get them on the housing ladder and said parents can fuck off too a home when they are past it.

        There’s a reason we used to pass values down to our offspring but saying that today will get you in shit with the entitled.

        People like your father are a becoming rarity these days. Seems like he did his job well as a man and a father.

      • Cheers pal!👍
        Yes hes old school macho, and seeing as he was cursed with a miserable northern cunt for a kid he did ok!😀

  14. I suppose every cloud has a silver lining and we are lucky that Peter Mandelson, Dominic Grieve and Hilary Lady-Benn to do not appear to have produced airs and successors who would doubtless consider it their God given right to take over daddy’s patch as the chinless wonder Hilary dear did from Tony.

    I dread the day Euan Blair decides he wants daddy Anthony’s job….

    • Tony Blair is the GREATEST Prime minister this Country has EVER had
      And don’t ever forget it you peasant

  15. Diane Abbott’s son got a leg up with a cushy job
    Now the cunt is out on his arse hopefully facing prison

  16. Ironic but also very appropriate that you would have a pic of Donald Trump Snr in a nom about nepotism.

    • Orange man is ‘grooming’ his daughter Ivanka to be the first female /Jewish president…

  17. There are people with integrity who will have nothing to do with nepotism. Dianne Abbott has refused to use her influence to see that her son gets a well paid job in politics.

  18. I have absolutely no problem with the inheritance of wealth.

    I have a very real problem with the inheritance of power.

    If some cunt has a PLC or Ltd and wants to install their offspring, siblings, spouses and/or friends in corporate positions then that’s their beeswax. If their appointments prove to be ill-founded (because the installed person is useless), then the board/shareholders will soon fuck the cunts off at the next AGM.

    As a cunt who’s run his own company for over 20yrs now, the only folk I would trust to be anywhere near my contracts, clients, corporate books, etc., are very close friends and family, everyone else can fuck off! Until I know you, I don’t trust you! I don’t care if your résumé reads better than Stephen Hawkings and is endorsed by both the Pope and the Archbishop of Cantebury, when it comes to MY business, until I know you, I don’t trust you! Fuck off!

    However, public office positions/institutions are no place for nepotism nor quotas. In those instances the MOST QUALIFIED must be installed otherwise the nation in question is being deprived of the BEST and at the expense of the public purse.

    America is rank with “Old Money, Old Power” cunts who believe it is their God given right to become governors/senators/presidents purely because their forebears/siblings/spouses were in these positions of power previously.

    There is no secret about the Bush/Clinton stitch-up (alternating Bush/Clinton administrations pretending to be different but whose politics and policies effectively converged over 20yrs ago), and Chelsea Clinton (pretty fucking far from being the “best and brightest” in the States) is being groomed (kept in the public eye but away from politics until Trump wins his 2nd term) for a run in 2024 and/or 2028. Why? She’s fucking useless! Oh, that’s right, Mommy and Daddy were big wheels on Capitol Hill weren’t they! Cunt!

    In the UK it doesn’t get to the very top, but it is not uncommon for MPs to announce their retirement (usually immediately after an election victory in their “safe as houses” seat) with their son/daughter front and centre being promoted as the “party’s natural successor” for that constituency. Fuck off! Most of you MPs are total cunts, and your cunt offspring are more than likely to be even bigger cunts than YOU!

    In the UK it’s the quotas thing that gets on my tits. There’s no way Cressida Strapon was the “best the MET can get” – fuck off! She ticks two boxes as both a split-arse and a fishmonger. That’s it.

    This pervasive “positive discrimination” (or “affirmative action” as they call it in the States) is abhorrent for two reasons:

    1) If the “best” does not fit the profile of the promoted identity group they will not get the position and the country loses out.

    2) If the “best” is from the promoted identity group, they can never know if they got that position based on merit, or based on some nonsensical quota ideal based on the demographic spread of gender, race, sexuality or religion (or the over-promotion of the particular identity group of the moment). This in itself is a form of “soft” sexism/racism because the group-identitarianists believe that a given sex/race is not capable of achieving those positions on merit alone.

    The best person for the job is the best person for the job, end of!

    Quality over quotas always!

    Cunts!

    • Great post Rebel.

      Nothing I could argue with there except Cressida ‘licks’ the boxes!

    • Yeah – nah.

      For small businesses – OK.

      But when a company achieves a certain size it has lots of dependents when you add together employees and the supply chain. It may not be huge nationally but can be very important locally. At this point you need ‘the best’ (actually just competent is usually quite fine) managers to run the company, not family just cos they’re family.

      A common mistake I saw often was that the father (lets be sexist, it is ISAC after all) left school at 15 and built the company by hard work and nous. The son is sent to college etc and has an education the father never had. Father mistakes this education for ability and the ensuing disaster is almost inevitable. If you want to bring in a family member they start them on the shop floor and see what they are like.

      Conversely, sons can, of course, have more ability than their fathers (aren’t we all living examples ?).

      So every case on its merits for me on this one.

      Hmmm not enough swear words above. So, bastards, arseholes fucking cunts and pricks. Ah, that’s much better.

      • If it’s their company, it’s their choice, end of. If that decision bites them on the arse (via the board, stock market or sales) so be it.

        Baby Bush – a thick as two short planks drunkard – should not have been considered Presidential material, nor his “low energy” Florida vote stitch-up merchant brother.

        But – as it was with the Old Money Kennedys – the behind the scenes string pullers wanted the same-old, same-old, albeit Republican rather than Democrat – they were no fans of climate Al Gore – and so the narrow-eyed chimp got in, so he could read upsidedown books to 5yrs old as the Twin Towers burned, while Kissinger, et. al., continued to run the country from behind the green velvet curtain.

        Killary was supposed to be next but Obama had more SJW brownie points – and was going to tow the string puller line – so Killary could wait.

        Unfortunately for the string pullers, what they saw as a joke challenge from Trump became very fucking real, very fucking fast and so they’ve spent the last 3yrs hindering what the majority of the American people actually wanted (sound familiar)?

        Yeah Trump has installed his family into various advisory roles – nepotism? absolutely – but, given that the Senate and Congress has more vipers than the Louisiana Bayou (much like our own parliament of untrustworthy cunts), can you blame him?

  19. I’d wager that the Mugabe looking cunt that is the Abbott sprog, gets a suspended or some sort of social care order, as biting coppers or exposing yourself in public is all part and parcel of living in a big city….

    • There is no way baby Abbott will get a custodial sentence – just imagine the outcry from the Dark Keys – George The Poet will be shitting himself in indignation.

    • Apparently he’s going to play the ” mental health issues ” card.
      He’s almost home and dry.
      Cunt.

    • Whats wrong with abbott jr anyway?
      Whats with biting doctors an coppers?
      His he puddled or naughty?
      He’ll come unstuck with that shite,
      Little fucker tried biting me he could chew the curb with my boot encouraging him on the back of his neck the little freak.

      • Can’t be easy growing up rich and privileged in a horribly racist country like ours. When he wants to let off steam he just goes to the local hospital, beats up and flashes some white nurses. Don’t get colonial MNC!

    • You could be right there JR but I’d say that will be down to his Champion Chiggun Guzzling Silverback mother putting political pressure on.

      Notice how all the reports are mentioning ‘mental health issues’.

      Get fucked.

  20. What a fantastic panto season it’s turning out to be cunters !
    Steptoe has tabled an amendment to the EU withdrawal Bill.
    Basically, if we don’t have a trade deal in place by June, he wants the implementation period extended to 2023.
    Good luck with that, you scruffy, organic marrow growing communist Cunt.
    If only he could stay as leader.
    Good evening.

    • What a sour, prissy, no humour little bad loser, turd of a man corbyn is.
      Hes trying to have a dig, cause a derailment because the working class smashed his communist daydream.
      Hope they find the cunt dead on that allotment a marrow up his dirtchute, revenge by some angry jews.

  21. Off topic.
    Adam Hills is a cunt. Slags of Brexit for over three years, despite living in the UK, but makes an annoying advert telling people to go to Australia whilst having digs….at Brexit.

    Hoo-ee, what a Cunt.

    • An unfunny smug cunt resoundingly hated over here. We don’t want him back.

  22. On channel four now is the big fat quiz of the decade. Every panel member a grade one cunt. Joe Lycett, Alan Carr, Nish Kumar, Stacey Solomon, Claudia Winkelman and Jonathon Ross. Could you get a more complete collection of irritating cunts with irritating voices?

    • Not quite nepotism, but you’d think it was the cunts are so often on these panel show turds.

    • You’re not allowed to notice such things Shagga.

      That’s transphobawaycist!

      Expect a knock from the hurty-feelings police tomorrow!

      The sad fact is that you’ll probably get more time in chalky than the stabby “peaceful” you dared mention above.

  24. I think it is perfectly natural for a family owned business to keep it in the family so to speak, as long as successive generations have got the ability and the will to carry it on.
    I once worked for a company where the next generation son was very hands off and employed managers/directors to run it, you only saw the family members at the annual meeting (some tasty looking women I recall) at which the dividends were apportioned to the various family members. anyhow a couple of the manager/directors were robbing the company blind so much so it eventually folded.
    What does stick in my craw is the nepotism amongst celebrities and politicians where undoubtedly the nod and the wink and possibly even arm twisting results in the positioning and advancement of those associated with them, you could spend the rest of the evening quoting examples but undoubtedly the Kinnock clan are one of the most repellent examples, those fuckers have lived the life of the back of the taxpayer whose only return has been a load of hot air and guff from the mouths of those cunts and lets face it they may as well have blown it out of their arse

  25. Always remember when I went to see The Godfather Part 3, the people in the Cinema actually cheered when Sofia Coppola got shot and killed. Talk about wooden, seen more life in a tramps vest.

    • Dianne Abbot blames Brexit for the increasingly misogynistic attitude of cinema-goers in the 80’s.

      • Unfortunately that particular pile of kiek was a product of the ’90s.

        In fairness, Ms Coppola has directed a couple of decent flicks.

        So she’s not got the acting ability of cousin Nick but has some of her Dad’s directorial skill.

  27. 3 years! 3 fucking years!
    I had the son of the best mate of the area manager put into my department (of two).
    The trail of absenteeism was by any account astonishing I think he worked two months one year, multiple disciplinary procedures were cocked up so the “Final” written couldn’t be issued, then when he got that they let him off on his next no show.
    I followed him of facebook as he went from festival to concert whilst off sick, Management did nothing I called him the teflon kid.
    Then one day he went off for another disciplinary, sat there looking out the window and the chap doing it looked at his record as twat stared out the window and said ” A disciplinary is something that you are supposed to learn from, I can see you dont, so I am firing you for Gross misconduct ” (he had knowingly supplied a customer with plant machinery with a faulty steering system (crushed steering wheel after an accident of which 2/3 remained)).
    Well that was it, The manager tried to call the relevant line managers to tell them, none were available so he ended up calling the regional manager and telling him about his decision. “You fired him? you know that’s ********* best mates son?
    No he didn’t hence the sacking. subsequent appeal went down the shitter too.

  28. That Victoria Coren cunt, that Claudia Winkleman cunt, both on telly because of Mummy or Daddy. And I hate the fucking pair of them.

  29. Flabbot’s son has done well; private school, Cambridge and acushy placenent in Rome as an advisor to the ambassdor.
    Since then it turns out he’s been biting policemen, assaulting paramedics and exposing himself on a ward.
    He faces 11 charges. Wonder if he’ll do time?

  30. Please excuse Reese-Mogg junior from the cunting he has a sick note, it warms my heart to watch little Lord Snooty come to life straight out of the pages of the Beano…we need fun in politics sometimes and that kid looks hilarious

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