I feel exasperated at the sheer mindlessness of my fellow countrymen and women. I’m depressed that so many people, who are not even clinically mentally retarded and have received an expensive education, can be so fucking stupid.

He said in an interview that Britain is ‘finished’ since we ‘elected’ Boris Johnson. I’d like just five minutes with one of these Remoaner wankers to ask a few simple questions of these retards, not even in a combative way, but just to educate them in some very basic errors and ask some simple questions to hopefully make them actually think, to perhaps free them from their prison of almost criminal ignorance. Firstly we don’t elect Prime Ministers, never have. We don’t have a presidential system. This isn’t America, you moron. Secondly, what the hell does he actually mean by ‘finished’? Sketch that out for me. What does a country being ‘finished’ look like? I can understand that these luvvies have never read an actual history book, most people haven’t, but surely they can can remember all the way back to 2016 when the same luvvies were saying precisely the same things about the election of Donald Trump – that the US was ‘finished’, had become ‘fascist’ and that they would emigrate. Surely in retrospect they must realise how stupid and wrong everyone who said those things clearly is, how naive and demonstrably incorrect were their idiotic predictions. The US didn’t fall into the sea, didn’t become Nazi Germany, people still enjoy all the same freedoms, the economy’s good, no wars, and Trump hasn’t claimed absolute power but instead there will be another election, and a chance to vote him out if the public want to, as timetabled.

It’s astonishing any person can be so ignorant and so unaware they can recycle the same embarrassingly childish narrative of the almost instant destruction of a country because the man in the top job isn’t the person you voted for, so must now mean destruction. These fools are so simple they seem to have almost no sensible appreciation for what a country is – tens-of-millions of people, hundreds of years of fomenting culture, institutions, democracy, ideas, physical and mental structures – and instead think our country is so fragile and ephemeral that the free and fair re-election of a moderate political party with a floppy haired entertainer at the helm will ‘destroy’ Britain in practically the blink of an eye. Even when Germany did elect the actual Adolph Hitler, he couldn’t ‘finish’ Germany. After the fascist period they carried on as countries do, and very quickly were a fully-functioning, economic powerhouse and a credit to the German people.

It’s insulting to all humanity that a cunt as stupid as Hugh Grant can even exist.

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine