Hugh Grant (4)

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I feel exasperated at the sheer mindlessness of my fellow countrymen and women. I’m depressed that so many people, who are not even clinically mentally retarded and have received an expensive education, can be so fucking stupid.

He said in an interview that Britain is ‘finished’ since we ‘elected’ Boris Johnson. I’d like just five minutes with one of these Remoaner wankers to ask a few simple questions of these retards, not even in a combative way, but just to educate them in some very basic errors and ask some simple questions to hopefully make them actually think, to perhaps free them from their prison of almost criminal ignorance. Firstly we don’t elect Prime Ministers, never have. We don’t have a presidential system. This isn’t America, you moron. Secondly, what the hell does he actually mean by ‘finished’? Sketch that out for me. What does a country being ‘finished’ look like? I can understand that these luvvies have never read an actual history book, most people haven’t, but surely they can can remember all the way back to 2016 when the same luvvies were saying precisely the same things about the election of Donald Trump – that the US was ‘finished’, had become ‘fascist’ and that they would emigrate. Surely in retrospect they must realise how stupid and wrong everyone who said those things clearly is, how naive and demonstrably incorrect were their idiotic predictions. The US didn’t fall into the sea, didn’t become Nazi Germany, people still enjoy all the same freedoms, the economy’s good, no wars, and Trump hasn’t claimed absolute power but instead there will be another election, and a chance to vote him out if the public want to, as timetabled.

It’s astonishing any person can be so ignorant and so unaware they can recycle the same embarrassingly childish narrative of the almost instant destruction of a country because the man in the top job isn’t the person you voted for, so must now mean destruction. These fools are so simple they seem to have almost no sensible appreciation for what a country is – tens-of-millions of people, hundreds of years of fomenting culture, institutions, democracy, ideas, physical and mental structures – and instead think our country is so fragile and ephemeral that the free and fair re-election of a moderate political party with a floppy haired entertainer at the helm will ‘destroy’ Britain in practically the blink of an eye. Even when Germany did elect the actual Adolph Hitler, he couldn’t ‘finish’ Germany. After the fascist period they carried on as countries do, and very quickly were a fully-functioning, economic powerhouse and a credit to the German people.

It’s insulting to all humanity that a cunt as stupid as Hugh Grant can even exist.

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

95 thoughts on “Hugh Grant (4)”

  1. He stole my catchphrase!

    And used it for nefarious purpose!

    Typical Remoaner scüm.

    Ok, new catchphrase:

    THIS COUNTRY IS RISING LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES!

  2. For someone so posh, educated, and bumbling, he has zero class. The boorish cunt’s convinced himself he’s better than the hoi polloi. Like that Oxbridge QC cunt, Grant would probably like to beat foxes to death but can’t lift a baseball bat. What a tawdry act. He must have a new film out.

    • Oh ducky darlings, kiss both cheeks, Mr Grant, smell your dissapointment from here, never been told no have yer?
      Maybe the odd whore in LA wouldnt do you discount, but didnt hurt like this did it?
      Haha feel your pain!!
      Eu cocksucker!😁

      • I rather think you could’ve played some his roles, Les Mis. Put a top hat on your noggin, teach you how to pronounce properly, slap a bit of make-up on your leathery, gypsý skin, and finally, after trimming your beard and washing out all the bits of bacon and egg trapped in it, put you in a car with a skanky whore on an LA highway hard shoulder.

        Cock Out, Actually.

      • Your right capt, but hes hardly competition for my thespian skills!
        I refuse to pretty boy myself up to match Hugh, how did you know ive gyspy leathery skin anyway?
        Might have lovely soft english rose skin for all you know!
        Naw, gypsy it is!
        Oh am keep out of my insult vitamins thought they were running low!!😁👍

      • I told this untalented nonentity to fuck off back to his L.A. crackwhore on his Twitter page and was suspended.as it “breached their conditions”
        I.e.upset a pathetic luvvie who can afford a lawyer.
        Fuck off you little dithershit!

  3. I wish Grant would fuck off back to America to continue hunting out hookers to suck his mangy dick.

  4. Even when Hitler actively attempted to exterminate the Jews on an industrial scale he couldn’t ‘finish’ them. And this fuckwitted faggot thinks the Brits are going to be ‘finished’ by electing the conservative party for at least the 20th time just like that. Deranged twat. My copy of Four Weddings is going in the fucking bin.

      • I downloaded it. I actually really like it, then again I’m a cunt and quite enjoy a bit of Robbie Williams on the Hi-Fi, but it’s going in the recycle bin! I might retrieve it later because I had a big crush on Andie McDowell when it came out and can’t bring myself to say farewell for good…

      • Andie McDowell is an asexual looking cunt. Does nothing for me. Neither here nor there I am afraid.

  5. “Hugh whatsisname, Anna Soubry, sir Kier starmer. Remoan can you hear me, can you hear me. Your boys took a helava beating” cunts.

    • “Count Bismark! Guy Verhofstadt! General DeGaul! Adolph Hitler! Gerard Depadieu! Little Miss Sparkle!”

      “Angela Merkel – can you hear me, Angela Merkel! Your boys took a hell of a beating!”

  6. The country is so shit and finished, I guess that’s why 2.5 million EU nationals have applied for settled status rather than packing their bags a leaving.

    • And why, at the first signs of any trouble, British ex-pats are scrambling to return here!

  7. What a talentless stupid fucker he is. Lousy taste in hookers, too.

    • I couldn’t work it out at the time, why the fuck he would have let that crack whore touch him, let alone pay for it. No class cunt.

  8. My coke dealer mate sells Hugh Grant’s mate coke and he is a cunt so Hugh must be also.
    What a posh wanker who was already a cunt for starring in that pile o’ cunt film Notting Hill which ruined my area by bringing in a load of Hugh Grant types with their lazy cunt wives who get Botox and go for lunch ya, and a never ending stream of cunt tourists who get in my way.
    What is it with these super rich cunts who vote for the poor supporting parties, fuck the super rich and fuck the poor. I am doing nicely and I don’t give a fuck abaaaaaht any cunts and their sob stories.
    I bet bet Hugh tongued that prostitutes well stretched arsehole…the dirty posh bastard.

  9. Not long after my nan’s funeral and everything had been settled, I gave the missus one of her bracelets.

    I said, “Here, I’ve got something for you. My grandmother used to wear it.”

    A tear formed in the corner of her eye as she opened the box.

    She said, “Thanks, that’s a lovely gesture, although I’m not sure I understand the engraving,
    ‘DO NOT RESUSCITATE’….

  10. What a cunt Grant is. I have recently ordered ‘The Gentlemen’ dvd from Amazon. I am having it delivered to my Municipal Recycling Centre, as I can’t be bothered to look at it.

  11. His antics with Divine Brown are still in the memory… Comedians in Mcr still use the line ‘Is that Hugh Grant’s taxi for Moss Side?’…

    • The Englishman Who Went Up Hollywood Boulevard And Came Down A Trannie Hooker’s Throat

      You missed out that he sold the story for 10k so he is quids in on the deal, plus it relaunched his career

      • Well money clearly hasn’t made him happy.

        Only thing I rate him in is Lair Of The White Worm.

  12. It suits these cunts to say Johnson is far right and a racist. No one can argue against that can they?
    Well, Johnson is middle of road Tory. As for a racist, who knows or fucking cares. Quoting the Bard is racist. Not being impressed by Lammy, Abbot, Miller or Chuckabutti is racist. Grenfell was built by racists to kill brown people. Everyone knows that.
    Grant is a wooden actor who should be grateful he hasn’t been found out.

  13. Hugh Grant appeared as one of the nominations this week on Plank of the Week – Mike Graham’s show on Talk Radio. It was pointed out that Grant has a worse record than the Labour Party for backing losers. Every single candidate he went to support and speak for at the election LOST.
    There’s a video of the show below but 6 nominations for plank are made each week so Grant doesn’t appear till 13 mins 45.
    It’s worth a quick look for the tasty Tory bird guest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RwnqzaZPEk

    • PS there’s a couple of annoying adverts before it starts that you can skip.

      • Just been watching MG – Katie Hopkins looks like an older version of my good lady, the resemblance is truly terrifying!
        Same lippy f*cking attitude as well methinks!
        Luckily little Ast will never know I said that 😃

    • MG is a fucking superstar. Been listening to him for years back in the day when he used to do The Two Mike’s with Mike Parry on TalkSport.

      He also does a great podcast called The Thought Police with Matt Kelly (a remained, not a remoaner) from The New European.

  14. This guy dumped a stunning young Liz Herley for a drug ridden dark key .
    What a wanker

    • More like the lovely Liz dumped him… The frog faced posh fucker was caught out… What a cunt he was and still is…

  15. I wrote to the Cunt after hearing that he’s got a videotape of Liz Hurley strumming herself….all I wanted was a little peek at it. Ill-mannered oaf sent me a clip of a posh Wanker muttering “Uhmmm,errr,ummmm…..” while some Dark-key tranny was jaw-clamped on his knob.
    Didn’t he do a film with Martine McCutcheon once? …I’d have slipped her a length back in the day…not now obviously…she’s old and fat now.

  16. Afternoon Dick. I was reading your nom for ‘leek trenches’ on the other channel.
    It immediately caught my interest so I thought of a question I need to ask, just in case the nom doesn’t make it.
    I fancy trying one but after looking around the house, I don’t have any dead lambs I can throw in it. Is there any vegetable substitute I can use?

    PS Admin, please could I receive Dick’s answer before my comment is deleted as irrelevant, which it is.

    • Anything from the Linda McCartney Vegetarian range will suffice..same foul odour and texture,I’d guess…..failing that you could always try Linda McCartney herself…..

      Afternoon,Bertie.

      • Chuck fucking Paul McCartney in with her too…..Mull of Kintyre indeed,

      • Is that the tart with the fanny-candles? I’d probably still be prepared to have a bash at her even if she was a bit “Rigor Mortis” …just as long as the candle didn’t set the gases away…..It would be frightfully embarrassing to appear in The Sun as the man neutered by the exploding corpse of Gwneth Paltrow….I might be blackballed from my Rugby Club.

        Afternoon,LL

      • Macca had the lovely Jane Asher… Saw her in some Doctor Who thing a few years ago and both she and the late Liz Sladen (RIP) looked very milfmongous….

        Never understood Lennon or McCartney’s logic… Both could have had their pick… Cynthia was well tastier than Yoko Fucking Ono and Asher was better looking than Linda… George struck gold with the gorgeous Pattie Boyd and Ringo bagged Spy Who Loved Me era Barbara Bach… You fucking spawny cunt, Richie…..

      • Say what you like about Macca’s solo career, and it is shit, he rescued Let it Be with the Naked revisiting and for that completion of the Beatles legacy deserves our continued respect.

      • Great actress Norman. Great as ‘Annie’ in Alfie. Great as ‘Francesca’ in The Masque Of The Red Death. Great as ‘Lady Celia’ in Brideshead.

      • Thought the McCartney and Band On The Run albums were good… Venus and Mars had its moments…. London Town and onwards was mostly shit… Hope the upcoming Get Back reissue uses the Glyn Johns recordings and the Angus McBean photos…

  17. This utter cunt has made a career out of playing the quintessential foppish Englishman other than we he played the quintessential foppish English nonce in “about the boy”
    A particularly loathsome cunt who should stay in Hollywood with his virtue signaling “democrat” arsehole pals!!
    Go get blown by a fucking street walking hooker ya cunt!! Oh sorry you already did that…

      • Good evening RTCP
        Watching the remainers tears is truly delightful 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

      • Happy Brexit night RTCP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

      • Evening gentlemen.
        I’m in Landan for the Brexit Party and its raining. Could be a damp squib. Might pull a foreign bird to show my Euro solidarity.

        Happy Brexmaaaas!

      • Prove it!
        Describe your location. It’s not that I don’t believe you. Give us a wave when you’re shown on the telly.

      • Given the power of my telescopic sights I can probably see CM from my hiding place in Big Ben! Just 39 steps to go..

      • Evening captain!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

      • I was the handsome, blond chap singing 17 Million Fuck Offs. What a lovely evening.

  18. A strong breeze blew up his skirt and gave him a chill…
    What a fucking deluded pansy.
    Fuck off back to your magical castle in Hollywoodland.
    Cunt.

  19. File under ‘Opinionated Luvvies’ and forget. Strange opinions for selfstyled ‘creative’ people, though. Getting bored with cunting them, if I’m honest. The Komodist Party would allow narcissists to perform in public and give interviews only under a licence issued by the innovative National Board of Cunt Censors.

  20. ***Public Information Announcement***

    Sir Nigel is kicking off Brexit celebrations on LBC at 6pm.

    Freeview TV channel 732 (if you don’t have a digital radio)

    • That’s 732 on Freeview. Some of the other platforms are . . . . . .

      Sky: 0124 Virgin Media: 919 TalkTalk TV: 627
      There will be no charge for this information RTC.
      😀

      • There was an unveiling of a portrait of Sir Nige in some French restaurant did you see RT? Jim Davidson was there. He ought to be here now leading the celebrations with a performance of his classic character Chalky White. Well, at least it would liven things up.

      • Evening Ruff one. I’m listening to LBC for the first time ever with Andrew Pierce. I’ve always liked him on the Sky papers as he can keep that twat Kevin McGuire in check. Who else is worth listening to?
        Have a great evening.

      • Evening Bertie.

        Agree, Andrew Pierce is a stout fellow and strong Brexiteer to boot.

        He’s followed tonight at 10pm by Nick Ferrari who is an equally committed Brexiteer, so should be a good show.

        The LBC coverage is head and shoulders above the shite on offer from BBC and Sky.

        I’ll switch on the TV close to 11pm to see Capt Magnaminous waving and Dioclese pumping out the bongs on his wôgbox.

  21. Who in their right mind with Liz Hurley at home, would decide to get noshed off by RuPauls uglier sister? Stupid bumbling wooden cunt. If all these countries are finished in their view, where are we supposed to live? Fucking Mars? As my Dad used to say, you can’t argue with an idiot.

  22. Bumbling, mumbling, fumbling, cockwombling cunt.

    “Err, um, err, well, err, I was fellated by this prostitute on Sunset Boulevard. I must tell you, the experience was utterly Divine”

    What gives this arrogant fucktard the notion that he is some learned political sage and soothsayer, who knows far more than the “little, poor people”?

    Grant is a premium, extra heavy duty cunt.

    One can only hope he has some latent cockrot or HIV from his Sunset Boulevard nosh, which will shortly come back to haunt the cunt.

  23. Hugh Grant is an actor and not a very good one. Talking posh, acting in wank films, getting caught having his weasel greased, fathering children with Chinese actresses does not by any stretch of the imagination give him the ability to pontificate lucidly and logically on subjects of which he appears to know less about than my pot headed co worker did 30 odd years ago. Therefore I take as much notice of his fuckwit waffle as I do of the views propounded by nobber Dick the drunken prick, though in truth he can hold a conversation on interesting subjects and seems remarkably well informed for someone who spends most of the time pissed and trying to steal used female underwear

  25. Aroganr tranny fucking spazmatron.

    Joey Deacon made more sense.

    Fuck off to Wuhan.

    • Good name for Chinese hiphop group,
      The wuhan clan.
      Once upon a time in shoalin?
      Just eat yer bats.

  26. Passing over a lifetime fuck of Liz Hurley is the hallmark of an absolute spakkin cunt !

  28. As the paddy’s are getting a mention in this thread, can I just say well done to the team of literary archivists in Dublin who have unearthed a book that’s apparently been lost for centuries.

    ‘IRISH DANCING – PART TWO’
    ‘WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR ARMS’….

    • Honestly, I never saw the point of Riverdance.

      Not unless it was staged in the Danube, under full flood conditions.

  29. Gentlemen, prepare to raise your glasses.
    To Independence, and to Sir Nigel Farage, the greatest Briton of the 21st century.

    BOLLOCKS TO BRUSSELS!!!!

    • Viva Sir Nige!

      Every cunt who said they would leave the UK if we left the Fourth Reich should be held to that and fucking kicked out… Doesn’t matter if they are a celebrity cunt, a politician, a ‘writer’ (like that Greek twat) or an opportunist slag up in banana tree (the Miller madame)… Deport the lot, I say…

      Oh, and time for the BBC and the Grauniad to finish and all…

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