Dead Pool [153]

Posted on January 22, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted Comedy legend Terry Jones best known for his work in Monty Python would be the next dead parrot.Jones was 77 and had been battling dementia for several years.

On to Deadpool 153:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun)

Peter Tobin
John Lewis (Politician)
John Hume
Daniel arap Moi
Leslie Phillips

87 thoughts on “Dead Pool [153]”

Gutstick Japseye on January 22, 2020 at 5:42 pm said:

Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Levi Belfield
Angus Young

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- Gutstick Japseye on January 28, 2020 at 5:50 pm said:
  
  My free Brexit 6 pick has to be…….
  Steve Bray
  
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Norman on January 22, 2020 at 6:35 pm said:

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher
Patsy King

RIP Tez….

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The Rt Hon Earl Opinionated de Cunt on January 22, 2020 at 6:36 pm said:

June Brown
John Cleese
Michael Palin
Hillary Clinton
Tom Smith (rugby player)

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Cunt O'MaCunto on January 22, 2020 at 6:41 pm said:

Don King
Jocky Wilson
Lionel Blair
Bobby Charlton
Mel Brooks

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- Jack on January 26, 2020 at 9:00 pm said:
  
  Jocky Wilson is long gone
  
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Paul Maskinback on January 22, 2020 at 7:01 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Geoffrey Palmer
Frank Windsor
Jet Black
Michael Barratt

RIP, Terry Jones.

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Dick Dribbler on January 22, 2020 at 7:11 pm said:

Irene Papas. Greek actress
Sandy Gall. Former newsreader
Antonia Fraser. Author
Shirley Porter. Gerrymandering Westminster Council leader
George Shultz. Former US Secretary of State under Ronald Reagan

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Halloween Cunthook on January 22, 2020 at 7:22 pm said:

Billy Idol.
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Norman Lloyd.
Lady C.

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CuntyMort on January 22, 2020 at 7:33 pm said:

Seeing as Mr & Mrs Blair have been knicked.
Ben (Dover) Bradshaw
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
George Takei (Sulu)
Walter Keonig (Checkov)

Good Darts Lord B

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- Norman on January 22, 2020 at 11:44 pm said:
  
  Always fancied giving Anita Harris one when I was a laddie…
  When she was that nurse in that Carry On Film… Not arf…
  
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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on January 22, 2020 at 8:03 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Bob Frapples on January 22, 2020 at 8:17 pm said:

Tony Green (Bullseye)
Syd Little
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Geoff Boycott

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Prime Minister Sinister on January 22, 2020 at 8:18 pm said:

‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Ole Anderson
Terry Funk
Phil the Greek
Meghan Markle

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Joe-a-quim-cleenex on January 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm said:

Dick van dyke;
Wee Jimmy Cranky;
Baroness Hale;
Magic Johnson;
Stephen Fry

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Fuglyucker on January 22, 2020 at 9:44 pm said:

Barbera Windsor
Gazza
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Billy Connely

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Chicken George on January 22, 2020 at 10:21 pm said:

Harry Roberts
Ronnie Wood
Keef Richards
Mick jagger
Charlie Watts

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HBelindaHubbard on January 22, 2020 at 11:32 pm said:

Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim

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Thecuntinator on January 22, 2020 at 11:47 pm said:

Robert Redford
Michael Schumacher
Noam Chomsky
Robert Duvall
Jim Carey

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Spoonington on January 22, 2020 at 11:49 pm said:

Jo Brand
Billy Connelly
Jamie Oliver
Phil Jupitus
Stephen Fry

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Wanksock on January 23, 2020 at 5:12 am said:

Delia Smith
Ted Dexter
Mario Andretti
Jackie Stewart
Sir Ian McKellan

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One hundred percent pure sausage on January 23, 2020 at 8:20 am said:

Benjamin Netanyahu
Clint Eastwood
Bill Clinton
Olivia Newton John
Bill Cosby

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TitSlapper on January 23, 2020 at 9:05 am said:

George Lucas
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adeleson
Loretta Lynn
Alex Trebek

Nice shot lord biryani

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Guardian Hater on January 23, 2020 at 9:08 am said:

Ruggero Deodato
Clive Anderson
David Steel
Lily Allen
David Owen

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The Sheriff of Cuntingham on January 23, 2020 at 11:34 am said:

Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Gary Glitter
Bob Barker
Robert Duvall
Tim Currie

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Cumnock Cunt on January 23, 2020 at 11:59 am said:

Willie Nelson
Pope Benedict
Jerry Lee Lewis
Alex Salmond ( guilty)
Nicola Sturgeon ( lesbian)

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YoothaNasia on January 24, 2020 at 8:40 pm said:

Isn’t Jocky Wilson already extinct?

Alan Delon.
Salman Rushdie.
Jane Seymour.
Claudia Cardinale.
Vince Cable.

None of my cunts seem to want to shuffle off the old mortal coil.

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Jack on January 26, 2020 at 9:02 pm said:

Imelda Marcos ( ordinary passenger)
Roger Whitaker
Tommy Steele
Frank Williams ( dads army)
Frank Bough

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- Jack on January 28, 2020 at 10:08 pm said:
  
  Am I now allowed a sixth nomination? In which case I’ll have Hard Days Night Director Dick Lester.
  
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TitSlapper on January 27, 2020 at 1:06 am said:

No one had kobe bryant?

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Moister Cuntflaps on January 28, 2020 at 11:20 am said:

blimey! no-one had Nicholas Parsons!

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- Jack The Cunter on January 28, 2020 at 11:29 am said:
  
  With Brexit Day approaching, I’m hoping Admin. will take back control and increase our quotas to six.
  We shouldn’t be missing the likes of Parsons.
  
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 28, 2020 at 11:45 am said:
    
    I am sympathetic to that idea.What does everyone else think?
    
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  - A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on January 28, 2020 at 3:40 pm said:
    
    I will increase the number to 6 as a Brexit treat.Only rule please nominate an insufferable Remainiac.Surely the apoplectic rage they are experiencing at the moment must be a strain.Surely one will burst on Brexit day?
    
    I am going with the abnoxious
    rent a gob lefty mancunian Savile loving ugly sneering elitist miserly vindictive and spiteful septic cunt bag known as Terry Christian.
    
    Shaun
    
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- Jack on January 28, 2020 at 10:05 pm said:
  
  I’m sure I had him a few years ago.
  
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Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 28, 2020 at 5:46 pm said:

I am offering all competitors a 6 th name to pick on any pools from now until the 31st January.Call it a Brexit bonus.After 31st January the first February pool and thereafter the number will go back down to 5.

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 28, 2020 at 5:50 pm said:
  
  Please try and nominate a remoaning shitcunt to keep the bonus pick idea a nice Brexit feel to it.
  
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 5:58 pm said:
    
    Trouble is Shaun, knowing who’s still not been taken, now that everyone has their 5.
    Could it operate as a single one off pool?
    
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 5:59 pm said:
    
    A puddle really?
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 28, 2020 at 6:06 pm said:
    
    Yeah could work.
    
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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:10 pm said:

Bonus for dead pool. Lily Allen

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- Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:12 pm said:
  
  You’d possibly get 2 winners just for this round if the single extra choice is duplicated.
  
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