BBC Radio 4 Guest Editors on ‘Today’

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These are the totally unbiased, across the political spectrum cunts they have lined up.

Grunter Thunderthighs: Yes, the spoon-faced halfwit will be advising us on how to live as we did in pre-industrial times.

Rapper, George the Poet: Fuck knows who, or what this is, but I can only assume Stormzy wasn’t available due to ‘musical’ commitments. And perhaps a bit of stabbing.

Artist (?) Grayson Perry: The cross-dressing, well known Boris supporter.

Supreme Court President, Baroness Hale: The one who is totally unbiased and delivered an unheard of eleven-nil verdict against the government to thwart Brexit.

Charles Moore was mentioned, but that must be an oversight by the BBC.

So there you have it. The BBC charter commitment to impartiality in a nutshell. Time the BBC poll tax was rescinded and that the fuckers are moved out of London.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

80 thoughts on “BBC Radio 4 Guest Editors on ‘Today’”

  1. The BBC foolishly backed the wrong horse on the whole Brexit issue and during the recent UK election.
    It’s motives to do this were like minded employees with a love of the left and of course part of its funding coming from the EU Reich.
    People are switching off in droves and cancelling their licence’s.
    Dropping viewing figures prove this.

    They can interview any enviro-spakker, cross-dresser, peaceful, remoaner or cunt they want to.
    It’s just falling on deaf ears now. Me and the rest of the silent majority place no relevance to the BBC now.
    They’re finished and not before time.

    The BBC are on thin fucking ice and even those stupid cunts at Auntie are starting to realise it.

  2. The results of this cuntery were predictable – Hale, Tunaberg and George were treated with reverence. Charles Moore was given a rough ride because he chose to challenge leftie thinking on climate change, fox hunting, Thought for the Day, and the bias of the BBC. I didn’t hear the tranny edition.

    The George the Poet edition was the worst, in which he visited misunderstood architects in prison, promoted Grime music, and discussed the legalisation of cannabis. All delivered in that monkey street speak. Awful.

  3. Still on the BBC – is it me or is the death of a rag head general getting more BBC airtime than a royal wedding?

    • I’d prefer to hear about anything…literally anything….rather than another royal fucking wedding tbh…..Diane Abbott’s toilet habits, Katie Price’s latest tit operation etc….all would be more acceptable than another fucking royal wedding.

      • The upcoming one is bloody Princess Beatrice and the camp looking gimp she will be marrying.

        Good news is that both main channels have said they won’t be broadcasting it.

      • I didn’t know anything about it, and don’t care. Why aren’t TV stations broadcasting it, they’ll happily broadcast any other shit?

      • Dunno, Moggie. Don’t care either.

        I do though find it very convenient that they have made that decision around the time that Beatrice’s Daddy is up to his eyes in a sex slave scandal, because they broadcast Eugenie’s wedding…..

        Personally, I’d rather watch paint dry anyway.

      • Hahaha, unlucky Moggie!
        Getting excited for filling your face at the buffet?
        Free drinks an dancing with princesses?
        You didnt get invited did you?😀

      • @MNC I was but they realised I am a better looking pussy than Beatrice has. As for dancing with a princess, I wasn’t aware Owen Jones was going.

      • Oddly enough, I got a news feed on my phone the other day..
        First item i spotted was something like “Aliens already walk amomgst us”
        Most unfortunately, the photo beneath was that of mother of the bride, Sarah Ferguson. I’d still pay her a bit of attention in the cunt department though, even if she is a lizard.

  5. Ive managed to dodge bbc radio for 49yrs thinking i can do another 49.
    I like music but hate the talking inbetween by the hosts, can see why as a media tv kicked its arse.
    Last time i listened was Mark&Lard in car on way to work.
    The guests on BBC radio 4 sound bad but the picture of them is a warning.
    Radio gaga.

    • You mean you miss Wimmin Sour with the svelte-like Group Captain Jenni Murray telling the ladies what bastards all men are, keeping them as slaves, taking all the best paid jobs and causing rape and famine throughout the world and in North Islington as well?. Then as light relief items on FGM and Mary Berry telling us what it is like to cook in a 1920 kitchen – and she should know because she was there at the time

      • Morning W.C
        Unfortunately yes, although it sounds wonderful.
        Only radio i wish id of listened to was lord Haw Haw
        This is Germany calling….

      • Good old Lord Haw Haw – dear old Granddad had such a mellifluous radio voice, it used to keep our spirits up a proper treat as we flew towards the British coast!

      • But today ve haf Lord Hall Hall instead…

        My prediction for 2020 is that Miss Thunderbox will be extwemely distwessed, an strangle herself with that pet hair-viper…

    • Years ago when I had to work for a living driving between sites in a mini bus the driver got to choose the station. With ten burly rugby league cunts from Halifax in the back I made the cunts listen to radio3 all day every day sometimes. And I hate classical music .And I was the only southern cunt on the bus. Happy days.

      • Bet nowadays if they hear a piece of classical music a wistful tear rolls down their cheak!
        “Oh i used to listen to this when working, Bach this is!”

      • “Coming the boozer George?”

        “Cant. Me an lads from work are going the proms!”

      • Can’t knock the proms. If you ignore, or punch, the remainer cunts on the last night, the music is generally superb.

      • I love the Proms – “I’ve never seen so many white faces in one place”

        Can barely control myself at Eurovision time either!

  6. I must confess Ms. Thunberg inspired me. I am setting up my own production company to make *important* documentaries for the BBC to be ready when St David of Attenborough retires.

    My first production will be HRH The Prince Andrew interviewing Greta Thunberg about her wonderful and inspirational work in the enviromental field.

    As befits all great BBC productions, there will be a DVD version – you know the sort of thing – Behind The Scenes and the outtakes.

    In one such outtake HRH suggests ways in which young Greta could do her bit even more and suggests she refrains from wearing undergarments. As he attempts to remove the offending rayment, Greta can be heard saying “how DARE you….how DARE you!”…. No sweat, Andrew.

    (A Jiggly Tits Production for the BBC London and the European Broadcasting Union)

    • Swinson could be employed as a Test Card Dummy, she looks like the one from my childhood.
      But what test ? STDs, early-onset Alzheimer’s, delusional (lack of) personality disorders??

  7. I so want the BBC to be well and truly fucked over this year by a vengeful Boris!

    The Licence fee is just a tax, and a very awkward tax to avoid; and as such the cunts at the BBC spend it on all sorts of frivolous crap, while also giving massive pay rises to cunts like Lineker – a cunt who shows no loyalty because he also works for BT and one or two US channels.

    And no doubt the BBC will spunk millions on sending a whole bunch of cunts, their cunts’ families, 2nd cousins and the fucking family hamster to Tokyo for the summer Olympics – no expense spared: not bother with austerity and 2 or 3 star hotels, let’s go 5 star and fuck the licence payer.

    And yet the same cunts say they need to remove the free tv licence for the over 75s because they’re fucking skint!

    Come on Boris, fuck these arrogant bastards over once and for all, and let them sink in a vat of their own shit.

    Cunts!

  8. Dear little Greta there. What a personality she is! She’s changed her twitter name to Sharon! Ha ha! Sharon Thunberg! Some moron got her name wrong. And remember when Trump told her to ‘chill’ and she changed her bio;’ a teenager working on her anger management problem’. Oh oh, no flies on Greta.

    • I had the same thought when I read about that Miles! The fawning article kept going about Ms Thunderbirds’ astonishing wit for changing her twatter name; she’s like Oscar Wilde, Peter Ustinov and George Carlin rolled into one. Hi-fucking-larious.

    • Someone should cave the arrogant, mouthy little cunts head in. Make her into a pile of eco-friendly compost so that we don’t have to listen to the little gobshite.

  9. Did you know that Greta Thunberg is an anagram of ‘Great GB Hunter’?

    Not a lot of people know that….

  10. I suppose they organised this lineup before common people gave metro-leftism a kicking at the GE and the Al Beeb shit their pants and started telling everyone how they’re going to become less London-centric. Too little too late. You’ve used the state broadcaster to further your own personal narrow-minded politics and now you’re going to go the way of the Liebour – get ready to get fucked in the arse, turned over, a colt 45 stuck up your mangina before getting your head blown off.

    • Christ what was I thinking? Naturally it’s going to be a 44 magnum.

  11. Oh Jesus – Have you seen the snot bubble ballooning out of little Grater’s nostril ? (above pic). I advise you not to go looking, unless you have a stronger constitution than mine…

    • She’s probably having an orgasm through her nose with all the attention she’s receiving

      • I’ve always said ‘a hole’s a goal’ but even I draw the line at Greta’s nostril.

      • Shes just starting to biodegrade, she’ll be fine!
        Shes made from earwax, a pumpkin, and a bundle of hazel twigs.

      • Poor Greta – environ mental activist, but the next schoolkid protest will be 7AM on a freezing Sunday morning, I think attendance will be sporadic!

      • Saint Greta will have a grand old time at the BBC… There’s a lot of windows to lick at Media City… A lot of arses too…..

  12. The BBC are still interviewing that utter arrogant fuckwit Emily Thornberry on what she thinks of the Iran crisis.
    Suprise suprise she thinks Trump is an idiot and so is Boris.
    Can i just inform the beeb as one of the silent majority, no one is listening to your line up of woke lefty overgrown students anymore so please fuck off.

  13. Just listened to Long Bailey on Today. Easy ride, natch, but she is Deirdre Spart incarnate. Jeremy reborn. Bullshit about her father and Salford docks. (I happen to know how the port industries went in the 80s) Avoided the nuclear button question etc. Totally incoherent.
    All she needs is to nip to Iran to lay a wreath and it’s Labour business as usual.

  15. I detest Radio FUCKING Four, especially the cunting Today programme. Hour upon hour of politicians wanking each other off, with an unapologetic left-wing bias. If I want to hear leftie shit (which I don’t) I’ll buy the audio guardian (which I won’t). Radio FUCKING Four fans (they probably don’t call themselves anything so vulgar and proletariat but it’s early for me) think anything broadcast on Radio FUCKING Four is automatically brilliant, I’m sure there are a few passable programmes but most of it is fucking shit. News and fucking comment. Shit and piss and wank more like.

    • In my experience basically true of the station. Even A Good Read is becoming increasingly unlistenable as they delight the audience with poofs/wimminz/effnicks discussing woke books, The Briefing Room is the only only remotely unbiased factual program to my knowledge.

      • It can’t just be A Good Read. Every time I turn the bloody thing on there’s a Bame, LGBQTXYZ or shrieking feminist discussing something arty with others of its ilk. Oh, and R3 is proposing to dumb down further to attract a yoof audience now. Possible forthcoming nom, there.

      • Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, marvellous book – it was written in the thirties and informed us of our now.

  16. Now now Cuntstable. I’d say that you’re being beastly to dear old Auntie. Clearly by inviting the worthies listed, the Beeb has gone out of its way to make a selection that is truly a varied representation of the nation today.

    NB; I exclude Charlie Moore from the sarcasm. He gave the cunts a tongue-lashing for their Remainer bias.

  17. Did anyone hear that load of bollocks on radio 4 this morning when they had a right good moan about the “lack of diversity” at the Baftas?

    Absolute wank.

    • “Lack of diversity at the Baftas”?

      an interpretation – “I didn’t win with my empowering tale of a radical vegan wimminz heroine fighting evil white Men, because it’s shit”!

    • There’s a lack of diversity at the MOBO’s but no cunt says fuck-all about that…

    • “Lack of diversity at the Baftas”? Code for “lack of talent, didn’t win, boo hoo.

      I blame whitey!

    • B*tching at the Tories – count me in!
      Just sent them this:

      “As one million UK Citizens are forced to use food banks to avoid starvation will Boris Johnson campaign, immediately and ceaselessly to stop the scandal of Parliamentarians receiving free food”?

      “I await your response”.

      I feel I will be waiting a while for a response on this one as I have an idea how long a full swan takes a while to eat and digest!

  19. That Grayson Perry looks as though dressed as a pantomime dame. He/she should do that instead. “It’s behind you!”

    I do respect Greta as I think she means well and has good intentions.

    • That grayson Perry looks like a man, her husband should have a word with her.

  20. Sadly and only since 3-4 yrs ago I have lost all respect with so much of the BBCs coverage that used to inform, educate and entertain me. The problem with this is the alternatives : the Spart’s on Guardian TV station have long hijacked Ch4 and handwringer-in-chief Tom Crybradby fronts up on ITV.

    Listened to 2 mins of the Attenborough/ St Greta love-in whilst waiting for the 9am headlines and still turned off. Unbearable shite.

    Newsnight is now wall to wall wimminz I gather although Matlis in a tight short skirt is pleasing on the eye with the sound turned off; there’s still that hideous bint from Scotland and now a munter who’s also a stridently anti-male agony aunt in the Sunday Times fashion mag!!

    Then there’s Fiona McBruce and the usual lefty-biased panel comprising an assortment of ‘comedians’, (preferably LBTQ whatever) ; standing guest Barrie Gardener; invariably the studio audience makes far more commonsense unless it’s broadcast from inside the M25.

    What a shitheap of dross.

  21. Good to see the ‘Beeb’ are resepcting the legacy of the great Spike Milligan… The new talent-free Parking Stan Lee Master is obviously a nod to the ‘ethnic’ Daleks from the Q series…

    I hope this new Goodness Gracious Master puts the Femstapo ‘Doctor’ and her Red Hand Gang chums in the curry….

  22. If ever evidence was required that BBC bias is alive and kicking, this is it.

    Their lefty lunacy is beyond a joke now. I truly hope their viewing figures continue to sink like a Vegan turd and they finally get the memo that they are supposed to be BALANCED AND UNBIASED, not politically correct and pandering to snowflakes.

    Of course I have no doubt at all that that will not happen.
    Fucking cunts.

  24. quarter to 8 and I’m up to get the lads off to school so it’s kettle on, radio on. Now I keep the fucker nailed to R4 on the basis that it’s “good to know what the enemy is thinking” but seriously if I’m not spitting vitriolic curses at it within 30 seconds because of the screaming leftist bias oozing onto my kitchen floor that’s a very rare event. If not that then it’s the piss boiling sound of another effnick vox pop bitchin'[ an a wailin’ about how fucking beastly and hateful the white British are. If not that it’ll be a preview of that twisted cunt-fest Wimminz hour. Then there’s the ‘news’ to grit your teeth through and well well… every fucking ‘news’ story concerns various fly blown shit-holes 8,000 odd miles away, constant contrived links to global warming and its effect on various fly blown shit-holes 8,000 miles away about which I care not one solitary fuck!

    So you’ve got this far without necking a litre of bleach and its…

    Dah dee dah dah rum tee tum.. yes that emetic heap of rural shite The Archers front loaded with poovery, lezzery and received priorities and minorities which sounds like its written by some cunt who spent an a’noon eavesdropping at the Stonleigh Agric. Show so by now the bleach is looking very tempting and it’s either that or I take a club hammer to the radio but then!…dah dee dah dah rum tee tum.. oh thank fuck it’s finished!
    Relief is momentary though because you just know that whatever the R4 schedulers have planned next for the entertainment and enlightenment of the licence payers will assuredly demand a more urgent method of self-despatch.

    A booming Jamock voice begins to intone… And noooowww…blah blah drone blether… by Benjamin Zephaniah… oh fer fuck’s fucking sake. OK that’s it! by now I’m thinking of pulling ten feet of scrap lighting flex out from under the workbench and selecting my ricketyest stool!

    On and on it goes, hour after hour, I’d make a conservative guess that the average cuntings/hr figures (ie those comments/opinions and snide derisions that are overtly cuntable) for R4 must be in the region of 26-27cts/hr easily. Sometimes they’re closely clustered such as question time or dotted through the thread of an hour long play like the shitty footprints left by its ‘right on’ author who’s stood in a dog turd and then proceeded to leave regularly spaced shitty smears of woke rectitude throughout. Finally you come to where the author looked down, noticed where the fucking reek was coming from and chose to smear their stinking liberal canards over the final scene’s kerbstone.

    The sheer volume of hard/soft left propaganda the Beeb have distributed post war would be the envy of the most tyrannical of despots but said despot would tip his hat in drop-jawed awe and admiration to learn that the target of that propaganda were actually being persuaded to pay for it THEMSELVES. And worse, hold the state agency that manufacturers it as a ‘National Treasure’!!! to be protected in the name of its ‘independance’. At this point our despot is doubled up in gales of rib cracking laughter… “ah zoss kray-see Eeengleesh”.

    The BBC cannot be reformed under the current political/social dispensation, you can’t reform so corrupted short of a complete purge. They have their pool of successors in their hopeful thousands stacked up in the universities, meedja and drama skools ready and waiting to fill their own boots and of those dead/retired/imprisoned cunts who pass through Auntie’s well pensioned rectum. It must die. Elect me as Home Sec and these traitorous, snake-in-the-grass BBC producers, commissioners, execs et al will be hanging themselves from their fucking studio trusses in droves. I’ll even supply a crate of tangerines if it’ll swing the deal.

    Only thing I pay any heed to is perhaps File on Four. The rest is insufferable dribbley arsed shite.

    • If The Archers (an everyday story of Lady Mary and Jeffrey) gets up your shonker, try Emmerdale. More eggands, pooves, trannies and dykes than Will could woggle his dagger at. I’d still nail Charidee to the pub shitehouse door, thigh.

      • Much obliged S.G. I was three pints in at that point; ale flows in, scalding prose, invective, bollocks and gratuitous insult flows out.

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