Baby on board

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I’d like to nominate ‘Baby on board’ badges – available from London Transport, so that every up the duff bird can announce to the whole world that she’s expecting.

I don’t need to see this badge to know that someone is pregnant, or to prompt me to give up my seat to an obviously pregnant lady. Although maybe I won’t bother, as it might be seen as sexist and demeaning, in which case, fuck off and stand in the crush.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

82 thoughts on “Baby on board”

  1. Not a joke but she made me laugh.

    Whilst on train I saw a blind lady. She didn’t see me obviously, she had a white cane.
    I asked her if she needed some help. She said no. I asked her what her stop was an offered to let her know.
    When we got to her stop I told her and offered to help her get off the train, “Take my arm, mind that step, hold onto that hand rail there” etc.
    She said she just usually jumps off the train and hopes for the best. Haha 😀

  2. Going off topic, I saw a CanadAir plane leaving Heathrow with a sign in one window that read ‘Stroppy little cunt, on board!’ Wonder who was on that flight!!

  3. I’d do what my Unc used to do when he saw a plis car (he was a great driver, was in tanks at the end of WWII).
    He’d speed up, then slam his brakes on. Scared me shitless, but also made me laugh, except when we were on holiday in Dorset, and he did it about 300 yards from the gates of AEE Winfrith. Luckily, they must’ve been Dorset Constab rather than Tony Benn’s Nuclear Police, otherwise I’d probably be dust inside a reactor core now…

  4. Being pregnant is a choice and that choice comes with a large carbon footprint. Therefore, I won’t sacrifice my comfort or convenience to accommodate a jumped-up whore brewing another statistic.

    Go fuck yourself.

  5. I do find pregnant women repulsive . Knowing they have another minature cunt inside of them just waiting to get out and ruin this world further is just to much for me.

    I tend to keep my mrs in the loft at times like these. Though she is extremely understanding she still will not allow me to sell off the off spring to pay the mortgage. Ho hum.

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