Mixed Race Adverts

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I believe a solid cunting is due for mixed race adverts.

It’s fucking IMPOSSIBLE to see any advert these days that doesn’t involve a mixed race couple.

Yes, there are some relationships out there like this, but not every…cunting…one.

The demographics of this country are still 85% (I think, correct me if I’m wrong) white caucasian, but you wouldn’t fucking know it from adverts, so why does EVERY fucking industry from phones, to perfumes, to cars, to ales and wines simply HAVE to have the couple be one black, one white, without fucking fail?

Fuck off with your virtue signalling, “look how diverse we are!” BULLSHIT.

Nominated by GeneralZod

140 thoughts on “Mixed Race Adverts”

  1. WORSE, virtually every fucking poster, advert, magazine, EVERYWHERE the now seemingly mandatory, headbag-of-oppression, fucking HIJAB.

    Bollocks I have a collection of SS recruitment posters, no minorities on them!

    • The waffen ss or the deaths head battalion admin?i do know a bloke in the smoke admin who d be very interested !

    • What a splendid cunting! !
      Everything below (and above) is just spot on.
      Brainwashing anyone?

    • Don’t know any mixed race couples, never even seen any in real life, seen a few hugely obese pig ugly white birds with hard breed brats in pushchairs proudly screaming…don’t judge me, some darkie in an alley actually fucked me…no i don’t know his name..it was my one and only fuck and it came out as a shit…at least it was the right colour to get us a council flat….
      You just know that fat cunt will never get another fuck if she lives to be a hundred.

  2. The latest advert for Renault Clio has a pair of lezzas snogging. I mean, what the fuck is that all about. Are Clios only for lezzas. How can we have gone from Papa and Nicol to fucking Gertrude and Fanny in a few short years. It wasn’t that long ago that you never saw the bird driving the car. The old Austin Montego advert springs to mind where he cuts up a bird on a motorbike and then snatches the fuel pump form her (although I think this was toned down in later ads).

    But yes, every fucking advert has a mixed race family/lezzas/pooftahs/raspberries (delete as applicable). Like that puke making McCains advert.

  3. Never fear, it won’t be long before someone complains there isn’t enough same-sex ads, or tranny ads, or gender-neutral ads.

    Expect the next DFS commercial to compromise of two rug-munchers, and their two gender neutral children, all fucking about on one of their over-priced sofas!

    • A turkey baster on the mantelpiece mounted on a sustainable wooden plinth with the word ‘Daddy’

      • DFS won’t be around much longer. Apparently Donald Trump is preparing to buy it. It’s true, Diane Flabbotapus said so.

      • It has been reported that Dianne Abbott’s son has been detained for spitting at a police officer and biting another.
        In other news, Public Health England confirm there has been an outbreak of monkeypox in this country.

      • According to Labour they have irrefutable proof that Donald Trump is preparing to buy our Royal Family, Police Service, and the Armed Forces.

        Everything is “on the table”.

        Meanwhile Trump has said that Justin ‘mammy’ Trudeau is “two faced”. No doubt a reference to Justin’s propensity for blacking-up.

  4. Good cunting General.
    It boils my piss to see this box ticking agenda has become the norm, and absurdly so.
    At the last count there was less than 5%, (or so I read), population who call themselves black, and yet they are in 99% of advertising.
    My god, one in twenty, they sure get around in a hurry. One moment they’re in Asda, the next DFS, and extolling the virtues of every product the length and breadth of the UK.
    How this 5% can find time to work to pay for all of the goods they buy is beyond me.

    • Duke of C; it just occurred to me that most of them are working, mostly in advertising.

  5. Spot on GeneralZod.

    Even Lady Creampuff, who is of Indian descent and whose piss is notoriously slow to boil, is fed up of having mixed race couples rammed down her throat at virtually every opportunity.

  7. Top-notch cunting. Makes my piss turn to fucking vapour this box-ticking bullshit. My arse will never grace a Renault, that’s for sure. Every fucking advert or tv programme HAS to have a mixed-race couple. Almost makes me have a bastard STEMI when they come on.

    • Funny thing is, I don’t know any mixed race couples. I don’t know anyone else who does either. Perhaps they’re not quite so numerous as the would be social engineers out there would have us believe?

      • I think the council estate cunts borrow the juvenile immigrants to get their name on the council list and add a kid to their child benefit payments, they all look the same, all aged 30 and pretending to be 12 and all called mohamed so no one calls them out. The dole are too terrified of being called racist so they just pay up and the cunts share the money with the black kids. (who are really adults) One illegal claimed for six kids and he was only 17 himself…dole paid him anyway and gave him his rent for a big house….they are all cunts

  8. There is a possibility that me living near many an advertising company in Notting Hill caused this…due to my dashing looks and unmistakable class, they were all probably sat round their table and thought ‘look at him’…what a picture of perfection.
    So here we are and I don’t give a fuck.
    Although it has to be said they have gone overboard with this now.
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • Is your next marketing campaign a Tesco’s Christmas ad tonging a roast turkeys arsehole?

      • I’ve had many offer’s from supermarkets LL but none were interested in my ideas pitch.
        It involved me in the Kitchen cooking and giving the Turkey bird a good tonguing…only to turn. Round and the whole family are looking at me disapprovingly, I then reply ‘Its Christmas and I know naffink abaaaht it’.

  9. Are you related to the dancehall artist Shaggy…Mr Boombastic, Telefantastic,
    It wasn’t me?

  10. Good cunting. I think I read on our rival website cunts corner that one of them was at an advertisers award ceremony in Londonstabistan and the only blecks there were the lackies taking your jacket or serving the spuds

  11. I’ve mentioned this before, it really pisses me off, TV will tell me what the demographics are, not my own eyes.

    More agenda driven bollocks vomited into our homes.

  12. I saw the worst mixed-race advertisement the other day. They talked directly to the camera, softly for maximum effect, and did that ubiquitous tv smile that’s required to sell you something you don’t want or need. It was rare as he was a cracker, an older man, and she was a darkîe, middle-aged, frumpy, and embarrassingly ugly. They conspired an intimate few moments attempting to flog their pitiful message.

    I just wish Corbyn and the Flabbotasaurus would shut up.

  13. I have been out with plenty of black sorts. I have a “thing” about black pussy which, I believe, stems from seeing “Zulu” as a young boy and the opening scene with all those shiny black thighs and wobbling black tits. Many years later I was so disappointed to discover that the “Zulu girls” were actually a bunch of prozzies bussed in from Joburg to dance in the front row. Still , the seed had been planted in my brain (and cock, obviously)
    My point is, any white bloke who has been out with a black bird knows the thousand yard stare you get from black geezers. It’s like “what are you doing with one of ours, whiteboy?” Now, no cunt has ever said anything but you know the look and, eventually it stops bothering you. I magine the same thing happens with white women and black blokes but I don’t know about that.
    My point is real life isn’t like the fucking telly……which is a bit obvious but there are a lot of cunts who clearly don’t know the difference.

    • Zulu is a 1964 film that chronicles a company of British soldiers defending the mission station at Rorke’s Drift during the Anglo-Zulu War of 1879. It is based on historical events, and marked the first major role in the long film career of Michael Caine.

    • Ive always had a thing for asian birds /thai etc mind u some of them are fit as fuck and a lot more down to earth (yeh some have been pros)but so fucking what enjoy life

    • Could never figure out why your black bloke (usually good-looking, young) always seem to go for “the larger white lady”… oh fuck it, I mean big fat cunts – not bothered about sparing their feelings

  14. Ive noticed it but dont understand what message theyre trying to send?
    Black people can marry white an have kids ?
    Well yeah, i knew that.
    Lifes short an you do what makes you happy.
    No problem if someone finds love with someone and they are a different race, good luck to them.
    But dont like be manipulated an force feed propaganda.

    • Tolerant Northern Cunt

      What the world needs now, is love, sweet love.
      TNC, you’re only saying that because you were forced to watch an anthropology docûmentary when you were a lad which showed women in Afrika with crazy necklaces and pendulous airbags jiggling as they carried bowls of fruit around the village.

    • Can’t wait for your Christmas message to the nation this year Miserable! It’s got to be better than Welby’s surely?
      You’re a gentleman and a scholar of humanity.
      PS I’m not joking.

    • The message they’re trying to send out Miserable is BUY OUR SHIT.

      The business of Business is business.

      Presumably they believe that by depicting mixed race couples they are reaching a wider consumer demographic or summat. If they thought their adverts were putting people off buying their junk they simply wouldn’t make them like they do.

      Personally I’m repulsed by all adverts, regardless of the themes and the cunts in them.

      • Rtc@
        Repulsed by all adverts..
        Agree! All sales pitches, so dont pay any attention really, seem out of step with everyone anyway, dont want latest tech, couldnt use it!
        Dont like modern music,
        Dont like most tv,
        Dont keep up wi the Jones,
        And as for latest fashion, dont wanna be a free billboard for name brands.
        Think theres another message buried in there Rtc, but not sure what?
        Id ignore it anyway 😀

      • Evening Miserable.

        Tbh, I haven’t suffered an advert on telly all the way through for about 15 years. I record everything I choose to watch, and either edit out the adverts prior to viewing or FF through them during playback.

        Adverts are an insult to the intelligence, made for the sort of infantilised mugs who are taken in by Corbyn and McDonnell’s fantasy Marxist economics or Johnson’s EU dictated BRINO scam.

      • Apart from the news i do the same, my telly records what i want, so skip through the ads, only advert i can think of and I like is the horse one,
        With that little foal an his mum.
        Never even occurred to me its insurance or whatever, just like the 🐎

      • Although I’d gladly ride the blonde mute in the Maltesers ad.
        Connie Booth in Schweppes Tonic ad in the 70s was mega-horny.
        And the rock-climbing bird of Honda Civic fame.

        But I don’t eat Maltesers, drink Schweppes Tonic, or drive a Civic…
        Funny that.

      • I’m guessing here but perhaps the marketers think that both the ‘original’ and the ‘incoming’ portions of the populace want to see themselves in the advertisements. Black and black is probably right out, and white and white will piss off the 15% that are incomers. So they have to present mixed race. I dare say Japan, Saudi Arabia or Somalia doesn’t have this predicament.

      • I generalised too soon, yes I think the ‘warm fuzzy stuff’ is right on mixed genes mixed race and the “ruff rogering with a pineapple” services aimed straight at erm my demographic.

  15. Evening lads, yep in a very tolerant mood this evening, but meant what i said!
    Life can be hard, an your lucky if you find someone, I personally don’t find black girls attractive, but if someone does?..sound👍
    Crack on enjoy yerself, longtime dead.
    Im white, missus an kids=white.
    But my arse is black😀

    • I agree MNC.
      I once dated a rather lovely young woman of colour.
      I would quite happily have taken things further, but she decided I wasn’t the one for her.

      • Love lost Harold?
        Sorry to hear that mate,
        Thats what im trying to say,
        Your lucky in life if you have your health, a wife, kids,
        Im a lucky bloke, got that!
        Not everyone does, so you have to grab your chance, got one roll of the dice, have fun, enjoy yourself!

      • No it was nowt serious. I was hoping it might lead to that, but you win some you lose some.

        I’ve got my sights on a lovely bit of skirt where I work.

      • Go for it Harold!
        Carpe diem!
        Nowt to lose, ask her out.
        I met my missus in a club, said to my mate “im gonna marry her” pointed her out, he just laughed thought i was joking!
        But i did.

      • Your philosophy on life is sound Miserable. My son is married to a lady of Ghanaian origin. My beautiful granddaughter is as nice as any white granddaughter could be.

      • Used to work nightshift with loads of Ghanaian lads Bertie!
        Children are innocent an to be protected, family is family .
        Enjoy theyre childhood as you know mate they dont stay little long!

  16. It’s not just advertisements that peddle this shite. The whole media industry is now skewed to representing the coming mixed race paradise. A good example is the BBC production of His Dark Materials which is peppered with dark keys of whom there was no mention in the original novel. Even alternative worlds have to be multi racial.

    Fuck off.

  17. I think the message is pretty simple. It’s to subliminally get us to calm the fuck down about diversity and accept it, which I for one fucking hate. Fuck diversity and the horse it rode in on. I know absolutely no ethnics whatsoever and have no desire to do so. They can all get to fuck the cunts.

    • Quite right. I base my opinion of our ethnic chums on my own experiences of them, and this leads me to believe that 99.9% of them are the fucking dregs of humanity. (Did work with a Lithuanian feller years ago who was sound until he got his feet under the table and was given a full-time job, then he turned overnight into a drug-peddling workshy piece of shit like the rest of his ilk).

  19. The one for the life insurance with the hot widow, she’d get it.

    It really does boil my piss, it ain’t the fact they feature mix raced couples, they exist and if they are happy with a good family life, all to the good.

    It’s the way it’s become the default for many ads suggesting this is the norm in the U.K. White couple with white kids and advertising execs get uncomfortable.

    Europe is a white continent, the U.K. is a white nation, both have populations of non white immigrants.

    Stop pretending we life in a multicultural utopia, blacks like living with blacks, Asians like living with Asians etc.

    If the advertising worlds portrayal of the world was true there would be lots of single black women and single white men because both have been eliminated from relationships by the advertising pussies.

    We has a discussion at work once, how would you feel if your daughter bought home a date from a different race.

    Most of us admitted we would be a bit uptight but you have to accept people’s choices.

    The Indian bloke at work admitted he had to deal with this very situation, his daughter brings her new boyfriend round to meet the family. The Indian father admitted he was livid to the point he was speechless.

    Obviously we asked him if it was a race thing, he admitted that was part of it but what really triggered him was the cunt walked in his house wearing a Liverpool shirt.

  20. Never see a Pygmy husband and an Eskimo wife,do you?…Fucking racist advertisers.

    I must say that the ads which are aimed at my type normally don’t have an aspirational mixed-race couple with a brace of B+W kids…Oh no..the ads that are aimed at me normally have a pair of coffin-dodging old white bores banging on about funerals or fucking life-assurance policies.

    Parky can shove his pen up his arse…fucking old Cunt.

    • That stupid cunt in the Sun Life over 50s life insurance ad. Old June is obviously “popping round” all the time to get a bit of a seeing to when the old fellas out. The stupid cunt just doesn’t see it and starts blathering on about his pegonias or summat. Come on lad – she wants you to give her one.

      • Aye. the dirty old mare is obviously gagging for it. Probably uses his parsnips as sex toys.

      • I’m NOT preparing for my funeral. They’ll have to remove my knackered old corpse sooner or later, as it would become a public health hazard. Or it might find its way into the City Rd CF24 food chain, which is the same thing…
        I’m not very good at funerals, so someone else will deputise “in-box” for me…

  21. When the male is white, you find the female is not 100% black, but mixed race. A bit like that fucking daft Just Eat bollocks ad with that couple of the sofa watching the idiot lantern. MInd that mixed race Doris of his is seriously hot, so a curry or pizza would be the last thing on my mind if I was him – I would be drawing the jumbo sausage on her instead.

    On the subject of people of colour, I always picture B&WC to be the spit of Kid Creole, him of early 80’s pp fame, complete with snazzy suit, trilby and pencil moustache. “Don’t take my coconuts”.

    • Nah I have fortunately inherited the best of both…I am 6’3 from the white side but very muscular from the black side, I have chiselled looks from the undoubted Italian/Scandinavian distant ancestors on the English side and black hair and moody model like stare from the black side.
      I was thinking of a 2020 calendar for the ladies PM.
      January would have me saying ‘I know naffink abaaaht it’
      February… ‘Go fuck yourselves’
      Can’t think what else for the other 10 month’s.

      • I pictured you like a younger, lighter skinned version of Omar Williams. He also has a fixation with women’s arseholes.

      • No, far better looking than that dirty bastard HS.
        Ive seen a few of his videos online.

      • For December he could have:

        ’tis the season to have my tongue up your arsehole,
        Tra lalala la la la!’

      • BWC, i picture you a bit like Densil in ‘only fools & horses’ but Blunty said your more like Harvey Price?
        Tell me its not so?!!😀

      • Haha, funny isnt it BWC chatting on here, DO get a image of the other cunters!
        In my head Fiddler looks like vincent price, know he doesnt really, same with RTC= patrick mcgoohan but he really looks like Neil young!

      • I look more like late period Howard Hughes actually, without the beard and fingernails.

      • Tissue boxes for shoes? Hehehe!
        Fascinating how he went, scared of germs, the fingernails etc.
        They parodied him in the simpsons once.
        By the sublime mr Burns.

      • Not nowdays Cuntan. My boiling piss is used to run the central heating system. We are very Green here at Creampuff Manor.

      • Agreed MNC, I’ve often wondered myself.
        Perhaps an ISAC meet up/piss up holiday is on the cards.
        No doubt the terror and debauched acts we’d carry out would be infamous and the stuff of legend passed down to the next generations.

      • Hehe, liked the idea Spoonington had of the dirty name places like minge, and mount wank!
        Love a proper piss up BWC,
        ISAC terror tour, lock up yer daughters!😀

      • Try and find a on-line photo of Kid Creole without a hat. I think the cunt is as bald as a vulture.

    • Probably had to leave them out because they didn’t want characters that look liked they’d smell worse than the scarecrow

  25. Talking of birds…As most know I dont discriminate but I find I end up with whities most of the time. I am attracted to black and especially B&W birds but dont find the right one and I aint into the Gheto bitch whether she be white or black or Ravi…need one with a bit of class who can stroll down the Portobello Road with me and look a bit classy.
    Whatever colour she is she needs to be a slaaaag in the bedroom as well.
    Not easy to find, I’ll keep trying.

    • It might help, B&W, if you weren’t trying to stick your tongue up their arseholes all the time. By most cunt’s standards that’s not really normal behaviour. Know what I mean?

      • They love it, there are two kinds of women, those that love a tongue up their ring and the ones that lie and say they don’t.

      • Its a hard one to judge FTF, met a fellow B&W bird a while back and was pissed and didn’t care so I gave her some tongue up her arsehole and the slaag loved it. I’m usually a bit more ‘normal’ acting in the beginning though.

  26. Pathetic indoctrination attempts like the British Airways ad and the McCain chips abomination make me want to kick the telly in the cunt. I personally despise the Nat West advert with Richard Ay-yer-cunt first off it’s yet another non Anglo Saxon telling us what to do and how to behave because his country of origin Nigeria is such a utopia and we must be lagging behind. Its a call to stop being little Englanders and a blatant dig at leave voter’s . Then it says don’t be afraid of having foreigners amongst us with irrelevant comparisons like we eat Danish pastries and drink Costa Rican coffee and watch Belgian and Brazilian footballers yeah but they’re all multi millionaires and don’t drain the welfare state and the NHS and rape the shit out of everyone . And just for good measure theyre playing Elgar in the background to reassure us not to worry ,no matter how much of our culture we lose we’ll always be England. Fuck off advert cunts.

  27. Jo Swinson is a cunt, she being ripped to shreds by Andrew Neil, she hasn’t got a fucking clue. When’s she’s flummoxed she seems to adopt a Bristol accent.

    Mixed species that one

  28. As regards the reference by the way .(fuck you &the horse you rode in on)its from the film 1978 sorcerer.if you appreciate the finer things in life i reccomend you watch it(live stream/etc
    its very gritty edge of seat stuff not like the crap these days .google it &year made 1978.

    • Great film! Roy Scheider at his best and William Friedkin hot off the Exorcist. One of those weird films where not much really happens but you can’t take your eyes off the screen

      • Thats it you got it bang on!a real film gritty /well acted/good plot&yeah william friedkin did both this&the exorcist /didnt do massively well when released at cinema its now a cult classic.

      • I watched Sorcerer for the first time yesterday, a great film. Friedkin’s To Live and Die in LA is another little-rembered classic, there’s a good quality version up on YouTube at the minute, worth checking out.

      • Completely agree, To live and die in LA is brilliant, Willem Dafoe is great in it

      • One of my all time favourites.The abduction and attempted robbery of the Oriental jewel smuggler is pure class,what with the assault rifles and such.

      • Wouldn’t get made now, too butch and manly. That scene on the bridge is fucking tense!!

      • Yes!! Think they also did soundtrack for The Keep, weird Michael mann scifi horror book adaptation

      • Nice one Ruff!! Odd little film that, Michael mann long since disowned it but I thought it was ok… very different to the book though (as is usually the case)

      • Should have said RTC, think I’ve still got it kicking about in a cupboard somewhere, would have gladly sent it out gratis for a fellow cunter. The film’s very hard to get hold of (by the normal i.e. legal means at least), never had a proper DVD release. Not that great to be honest but interesting if nothing else. Don’t know why but horror set against the backdrop of war has always held an odd appeal for me…

    • They make up for it with mixed-quality dramas, Johnny. Partly tedious, partly shit.

      • I hear there’s a new version of Dickens’ ‘David Copperfield’ out. The title role is taken by someone called, er, Dev Patel….
        I’m waiting for that ugly cunt Dawn Butler to open her fat gob and yell ‘cultural appropriation’…

      • It’s horrendous, Dickins based Copperfield on his own childhood and now the part is played by a fucking Pakistani…I’m spinning with anger having not recovered from that fucking WOKE shit war of the worlds ..the aliens are just like us vile white people apparently, invaders from hell destroying africa!! WTF

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