Lula
No cunters, not the old 60s cunt who sang “Shout” – admin
In case you don´t recognise the name, he´s the former Brazilian president who has just been released from prison after the corrupt supreme court altered the rules, allowing jailed politicians to walk free on a technicality. The decision has opened the floodgate and the sewer rats are being freed by the score.
This pot-bellied, slimy former union leader, who has not done an honest day´s work for about 40 years, immediately attacked the only honest judge in Brazil who sent him to the slammer and is threatening to stand in the next presidential election.
Because he´s a lefty and loved by dictators in places like Cuba, Venezuela and Bolivia, the left-wing media and politicians – including Bernie Sanders, the US version of Corbyn, and the Guardian, of course, – have hailed his release.
The lefties don´t like the current right-wing president Bolsonaro – who is an arse of the first order and makes Trump look like a statesman – but they never think that the reason the people voted for Bolsonaro was because they were sick to death of hypocrites like Lula and his mates who preach equality but exploit the poor for their own purposes.
Nominated by Mr Polly
Viva El Compo, comrades.
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I remember this cunt strutting around the world stage like Mr Big because Brazil was supposedly going to be the next economic powerhouse and a top 5 world power within 20 years. Some 25 years later, hows that going. Brazil is still an impoverished, indebted, dirty, corrupt second world shit house. Countries like Brazil, Argentina and Venezuela will always fail of their promise because their leaders are fundamentally corrupt and incompetent and the people easy prey to demagoguery.
Mind you Brazilian women have got great asses. Lucky cunts.
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Be careful what you wish for, this Lula cunt might end up in exile over here should the shit hit the fan. This country always seems to welcome slimeball greasers and all the sewer rats who follow them,
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Thanks admin for ruining the only joke i could think of!-😣
I had high hopes for Bolsarano, might look like Bob Monkhouse bit talked the talk.
Since he came into power though hes done pretty much fuck all.
Apart from destroying large parts of the Amazon Rainforest.
Hes let logging companies in for a get rich quick sort of deal,
But surely thats short term earning?
Im a thick northern cunt, but even I can see if hes going to get sanctions imposed by environmental pressure.
He coumd of milked donations from the west to protect it plus environmental tourism.
Lulu will end up assassinated shortly.
Deadpool banker lads👍
our pleasure.
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Send St Greta of Cuntberg over for a chat with him.
Her squealing, snarling and general mincing will have him on his hands and knees pleading for mercy!
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We’ve got great arses too MMCM! 😀
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For sure MNC – Granny Grieve, Sourberries, Bercunt, Mrs Benn, etc, etc. Some of the biggest asses in the world. I’d sure want them in my hand if I was playing Top Trumps Asses of the World.
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We used to laugh at those South American countries with their corrupt politicians,judiciary and “ruling class”….we haven’t got the moral high ground any more. Our bunch of democracy denying,lying corrupt “leaders” would give any tin-pot Shitehole a run for it’s money.
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PS…at least Brazil tried to lock this Cunt up…we still have Mr. Blair swanning around doing his Elder Statesman act.
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You’re right there Dick. We can no longer claim the moral high ground.
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If Corbyn wins power expect Lula to be invited as his Foreign Secretary in waiting (the complication of not being democratically elected by a constituency will of course be brushed under the carpet)
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Not so far-fetched. We already have the delightful Nicola Sturgeon (unelected to Westminster) dictating defence-policy and demanding a seat at Brexit negotiations as the price of propping up a Corbyn government.
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perhaps its so early in the morning, but every time I read “Lula” here I have that fucking Suzanne Vega song “Luka” twirling around in my head!
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Thanks TC, the power of suggestion.
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Now I’ve got Clapton’s Layla in my head, ffs!
Can’t we call this cunt Bob or something?
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The Kinks – Lola came on when I started reading this, earworm ffs.
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“I’m a man and so is Lola”?!? That is offensive beyond belief, how very dare you.
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Nice one Techno, thats me humming Layla all day!
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Off topic laura pidcock recently nom’d i think?
Having a massive car crash interview with Kay Burley,
Over the source of emails about the NHS, leaked by Russia it seems,
Pidcock came apart at seams!😀
Fuckin painful to watch!
Never thought id say this but nicely done Kay!!👍
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Anyone have a link? Would love to see this.
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Can’t find that one, but here’s one she made a cunt of herself on earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6EnaptvAKA
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Thanks Ruff Tuff. What an imbecile she is.
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Yes Laura, “everybody has their own opinions” in the Labour Party until they are vilified, intimidated and smeared by Catweazle’s stormtroopers, Momentum.
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Useless trollop. Funny how all these Labour politicians are ‘very clear’ about something although they seem unable, or unwilling, to tell us what it is they are ‘very clear’ about.
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Link is now available.
If someone held up a cross to this cunt in the form of a letter “T”, she’d burst into flames.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=meQTWosnbng
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Fucking hell, if this woman had a brain she would be a half wit. She can’t even speak the Queen’s English properly and shows her complete and utter arrogance by saying “Listen…” at the start of every sentence. How the fuckety fuck can anyone in their right mind vote for the shower of shit that is the Labour party is completely beyond me. Here’s a link to the cunt that it is my local candidate which I put up yesterday – I’m sure it’s a human ‘Brains’ from Thunderbirds.
https://www.spaldingtoday.co.uk/news/hoping-to-make-his-mark-in-the-election-9090210/
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She truly is a cunt. For fuck’s sake, does the NHS not need reforming?
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The far left have never been interested in the truth. Communist Russia ran on disinformation and lies, it used to be the thing that set us apart from them. Look at the same thing happening with the Trump impeachment. At least he’s told that stupid UN climate change cunt to fuck off.
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I thought this one married Dennis Waterman. Apparently that was Lula Renska.
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Haven’t heard from her in years. Waterman and the Lenska filly were painful to watch back in the day. They made great play of the cockney barrow boy married to the Polish countess. Embarrassing stuff.
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She is in Coronation Street now MMCM, playing ‘Claudia’, Audrey’s friend and rival.
Not that I ever watch it, perish the thought.
(looks shifty and squirms in her chair)
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Ms Renska was well fit; remember Rock Follies. Oh to be able to have instant hard ons once more.
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What’s a hard-on?
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Those cubes of bacon.
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Couldn’t think of an adequate reply to that one.
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Fry them with onions, mix in some creme fraish then serve it with pasta. Yummy.
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Do hard ons taste nice spoons?
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When cooked yes. You can put them in anything.
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Ill leave it there.
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They’re all right until you get one with a big lump of gristle in
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Stuck at the back of your throat? 😀
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That’s it MNC! Makes you gag, tears in your eyes
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Heheee!
Spoons, you ever choked on a hard on?
(Titter)
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Q: What’s the difference between light and hard?
A: You can fall asleep with the light on
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I don’t recall such an occurrence, MNC.
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Evening Spoons!
Nicely dodged!😀
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Rula Lenska has always been a tranny looking cunt….
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Lula. Is that his full name like Prince, Cher, Twiggy etc?
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Meanwhile… perennial ISAC cunt Nish Kumar makes yet another tiresome Brexit ‘joke’ and this time gets booed off stage. 👍
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7748277/Chaos-Lords-Taverners-Christmas-charity-lunch-comedian-Nish-Kumar-booed-off.html
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No doubt Nishy in a Dishy will play the race card etc.
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Where i live, Nish means nothing.
“Hasnt got nish!”
Aptedly named.
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Great news. Couldn’t have happened to a nastier cunt. Kumar needs to fuck of back to Islamabad if he doesn’t like the UK. Noxious cunt.
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I fucking despise that Kumar cunt. And fair play to someone in the DM comments who used the term “leftwaffe”, quite like that!
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The bread roll that was thrown at him was probably as stale as his ‘jokes.’
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Look at Eddie Large at the back calling him loser. Portly Manc fucker.
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Wasn’t there a book written by Vladimir Nabokov? Lulata?
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Lolita worthy of a cunting of it’s own for “inspiring” Sting to write the line, “just like that old man in that book by Nabokov”. Hang on – Sting, I feel a cunting coming on
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Lula started out pretty well, with popular support, and made substantial improvements, if only to Sao Paulo. Raising the money to do this was of course a major problem, as was the resistance of the very comfortable moneyed class to the very idea of socialist redistribution.
There is a substantial body of informed opinion which suggests that Lula was fitted up with the charges which led to his imprisonment (and being barred from standing against Bolsonaro, whom he led in the polls) by his opponents. The UNHRC is of this opinion.
I’d just like to add that a Mr.Blair had his globalist snout into Brazil from at least 2001 onwards, and was asked to fix the lowering of EU tariffs in Brazil’s favour – doubtless out of the goodness of his heart – as well as landing a lucrative advisory role with Sao Paulo province after Lula was removed. £4M annually.
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If he’s a politician he’s a cunt. Goes without saying.
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You know, he makes me wanna shout!!
Got there in the end Admin!😀👍
Magnificent I take it you are on stage?
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Sold out at the palladium admin!
You hinting for tickets?
Leave it with uncle miserable, get you good seats…😀
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Was Mandelson’s boyfriend/wife part of the deal
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Only just noticed – Is that Gina Miller looking for earwax ?
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or about to give him a wet willy ?
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Total cunt, slightly related to the Lula period in power – Tropa de Elite (Elite Squad) is a damn fine film.
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