Jonathan Ashworth MP

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A quick cunting for that fuckwit Ashworth, who has made himself look a total, prize-worthy cunt.

He spoke the truth on that recording. He knew it, we knew it, the Marx Twins knew it, yet he still came out with the “It’s just banter” shite. He’d have been better off sticking to his guns, saying, “Wait and see, motherfuckers” to The Labour Party and positioning himself for a place in the free-for-all that is about to develop in the London Kremlin.

So RIP hopeless, commie policies. Jezza has managed to set the socialists back fifty years, the fucking clown.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

46 thoughts on “Jonathan Ashworth MP”

  1. He is another one with that Nancy boy sing-songy voice, beloved of Blairite arselickers like Alan Milburn (wonder what happened to that old cunt? no doubt doing well with other Blair toadies).

    Ashworth I hope becomes another of those chancers who gets dropped from the front bench when they get Labour a sensible leader – hopefully most of their current front bench shit will be flushed away, as the turds they are.

    • I don’t think Labour will ever get a “sensible” leader. Milliband changed the rules so every member of the Labour party gets to vote for the leader. So, it is dominated by lefty luvvies and London Momentum types. As you saw, their policies don’t sit well with the electorate. They’re fucked for a long while I think,

      • This is worrying if the constituents of flabot are card paying members (probably subsidised membership) then anything can happen.

  2. This utter scum cunt is beyond the fucking pale.

    Cock sucking arse bandit.

    Good morning.

    PS: Lady Nugee is a fat drag Queen.

    • Good morning milord
      I take a different view suggested to me by Mrs Wanksock. I think he did it deliberately, released at a time to cause maximum damage to the Labour Party because he couldn’t stand Corbyn and McDonnel and the rest of the Marxist twats. Interesting that most of us had never heard of him before the election campaign had begun and then he is all over the place being introduced as Jon Ashworth and immediately after the leak he becomes Jonathan Ashworth on the BBCunts.

  3. I seem to recall this cunt appeared previously on these hallowed pages. I can’t find any reference to a previous cunting.

    Was it all a dream or a premonition of cuntings yet to come?

  4. Never heard of Ashworth either, but he is clearly a cunt with that Blair-like Cheshire cat bogus smile.

    It’s nice reading in the leftwing press (BBC, Guardian, The (so called) Independent) about how Labour are now on the offensive with regards the whole election victory for Boris. Instead of navel-gazing at the bleedin’ obvious, they intend to chip away at Boris and his new policies, trying to put a negative slant on all of them,

    I suppose this deflects attention from Steptoe & co, but it all sounds rather desperate. And of course a new leader will soon be needed so expects lots of infighting and back-stabbing over the next few weeks while they “reflect”

    Am surprised their paymasters – the unions – haven’t chipped in and said “Oh! What the fuck are you cunts playing at? Get it fucking sorted!”

    Oh well, I will continue to ogle at Priti Patel (my computer wallpaper) while secretly wishing I could leave a deposit in her ballot box.

    Morning, cunters!

    • Labour have gone through all the names – New, Old, Blue, Red even Black – why haven’t they gone to the obvious one (apart from Gay labour)? – surely Canute Labour since if they feel they can defeat a man with a 70+ majority they truly are deluded. But last week Steptoe was still fighting the General Strike 93 years on. For the many not the few. Obviousoy

  5. He’s got a proper Hi-di-Hi grin, hasn’t he. Not many of them are grinning this week.

    “Hello campers. Hi-DSS-Hi!”

    • I know exactly who this nerdy, nervous, lying little pissbed is.
      Hes one of my favourites to hate.
      Dropped hisself in it bad with the corbynistas theyll hold a grudge, hes gonna jump ship soon, no choice!
      Wouldnt trust this fucker to wash up never mind a serious role in government.

      • Jumped ship? Why, has he joined Chukup’s Independent Group? They meet near the Unemployed office, round the back, next to the dustbins, and tramps, and Anna Sourbry.

        Morning Les Mis.

  6. Cunts like Ashworth, Corbyn, Abbott etc. have achieved the virtually impossible. Namely, they have made Michael Foot’s opposition mob look like slick, master tacticians.
    Labour are hopelessly out of touch, trapped in their Islington echo chamber.
    And I’m loving every minute of it.
    In other news, there are reports of multiple incidents in the English Channel, as more cultural enrichers head for our shores.
    Succeeding where Hitler failed.
    And just in time for Christmas !!
    Good morning.

    • Can’t Boris point these cultural enrichers to head towards Lily Allen’s mansion?

      She’s all too keen to welcome these cunts, so i think it only right that she walks-the-walk and invites a couple of dozen to her home for the next few years!

      • She’s swinging from a rafter mate, couldn’t stand any more mistreatment on Twatter at the hands of the thicko proles. And after she TOLD us all how to vote as well, how dare we.

      • I think I’ve got a headache coming on after trying to decipher all of that!

        Yes I had to read it a few times too

      • Eh?? Who’s getting banned now, not me?! Or am I being thick and missing something…

        warning shot, but unnecessary, Admin do not see the site as you do, so all comments on all subjects ever written pop up in chronological order, That one popped up and it looked suspect, tend to have a lot of premium cunts using that area IP but not so many now

      • I always assume anything in bold is from the godlike admins, beyond the ken of mere mortals like me to use different fonts on here – not for all though?

        No, you can type on word then copy and paste your answer it keeps the format, as for the bold, when our comments appear in your comments you know you have a grade A admin on your case

      • Good lord, I would imagine looking at all this barrage of depravity would leave one’s head looking like the cunt out of the film Scanners….

  7. Jonny Boy is (was, more likely) Shadow Health Secretary. Had a way of saying in that pansy voice “OUR” NHS. He looks too young and healthy to need the NHS, unless it was the clap clinic after too many nights on Hampstead Heath

  8. You can imagine him giving his long suffering Mrs one saying out loud ‘I told you I was right’.
    What a bellend…like the cunting says he should have told Jeremy and co to go fuck themselves but being a typical Politician he was still trying to cater for every outcome.
    Has there ever been a bigger joke of a party than the current Labour party? Strong opposition is good for the country.
    Piss off.

    • I heard that Lisa Nandy was chucking her hat into the ring.

      Litha fucking Nandy!!

      “We need a th-trong leader, thomebody thuitable, thom-one ‘oo can thort out this Brex-thit meth….I mean thituation!”

      (67% Leave vote)

      • I don’t care who Labour elects as leader, all the front runners look like born losers to me as far as the mass of the public’s concerned.
        Is somebody with a good set of norks too much to ask for in the job?

      • She is the best of a bad bunch.

        The race for the labour leadership is like a selling plate at Cartmel on a wet Tuesday afternoon.

  10. Two faced lying cunt of the highest order 👎
    Speaks the truth on the phone to one of his mates about Corbyn being unfit for Prime Minister Then lies to the press claiming it was all banter what he said complete cobblers👎
    MPs who lie and deceive the public should be booted out of Parliament no exceptions 👍
    The public just don’t trust Communist Labour to be in Government to run the Country that’s why they were destroyed in the General Election👍 Just by changing your leader to a female won’t make you electable you need to drastically change your policies 👍

    • A disabled, non binary, lesbian, illegal immigrant CUNT would be elected to the labour leadership unopposed.

  12. I think I have found the biggest joke of the lot – the dissembling, unctuous microphone-swallowing flip flopper, with the Celtic twilight fairy voice, Barry Gardiner is considering standing for the leadership. Boris will be in power for 20 years if these clowns keep on posturing:

    https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2019/12/how-many-corbynites-will-run-labour-leadership

    Love the slogan “For the many not the few” Their numeracy skills are astonishing.

  13. It’s too painful to read these comments, I’ve been laughing so hard since friday I think I tore some muscles or something.

    • Thornberry is suing Flint. Emily would never think negatively about working class people let alone say anything derogatory.

      Unless they own a white van, own a St George’s flag or voted leave.

      Emily the elitist, Guilty of being a cunt.

      • Must admit I’ve got time for Flint, she sames quite sane. Peppa Pig Thornberry is an unbelieveably arrogant Islington champers socialist who gives a very strong impression that she loathes the mass of ordinary Labour voters.
        Come on Caroline, kick the fat cunt’s arse!

    • Oh that’s fucking beautiful!! If I didn’t want them to die in a house fire I’d almost feel sorry for these cunts as they chicane about trying to avoid answering a straight question. And while I feel I should hate smug cunt Piers, a part of me sort of likes him (not that way), is that wrong?

  15. After more than 3 years of political hand wringing and waffle it occurs to me the MSM appear to have forgotten that a majority of 80 means everything the government wants it gets.
    Many dummies yet to be spat.
    Watch the commies burn!
    Good morning one and all cunters!

  16. Aaaagh, Jeremy Corbyn!

    Last ditch attempt to fend off the Blairites (who will also fail to play with the electorate) before riding his bicycle into the sunset. Good luck to him. He must have had a hell of a time, and I hope his leeks win prizes.

    • Bugger. Posted on wrong thread, should of course be on Jeremy Corbyn thread. Admin magic appreciated…

  17. I was wondering, i hope you don’t mind me asking.
    Krav, Mince Pie Guy? Where are you?
    Would either of you romance this Jonathan fella?

  18. Corbyn tried to brush Ashworth’s comments away my saying he has a strange sense of humour. Many a true word said in jest. For instance Jez your a vile terrorist loving, British hating, overgrown student radical and one of the biggest traitorous bastards this country has ever produced. I’m only joking Jez I’ve got a bit of a warped sense of humour, you cunt.

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