An end of year, seasonal cunting for bon viveur, gastronome, food snob and all round annoying tosspot luvvie… Layyydeeezz an’ Gennnerrrmenn, I give you all round arrogant CUNT, Jay Rayner.

What has blubber-the-gut done that has got The Sheikh so steamed up?

Notwithstanding that this festering pile of superiority is, surprise fucking surprise an EU remainer, keen to be ruled by an unelected hostile foreign elite which makes him a Grade-A vulval area on it’s own, read below for why he’s up there with so many other utter cunts whose “celebrity” and self-importance we have thrust in our faces:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7754691/Jay-Rayner-Mum-Claires-ashes-West-End-show.html

Here’s a question for you fellow cunters. Would you want to eat in a restaurant contaminated with human ashes? No? There’s a fucking surprise. Yet the straggly bearded arsewipe has scattered/secreted his parents ASHES at some of the UK’s most prestigious places, for example, at the posh restaurant for wealthy up-their-own-arses, more-money-than-sense, celeb cunts, The Ivy.

Now I don’t know about you, although considering where certain contributors would stick their tongues, the thought of inhaling a lungful of desiccated, decarbonised, Claire Rayner dust while sitting down to an overpriced microscopic meal served on anything but a fucking plate, doesn’t exactly appeal. More to the point, as this stupid arrogant Cunt of the Century has admitted contaminating said restaurant with human remains, surely he has committed an offence AND affected the hygiene standard of The Ivy and other venues contaminated with his parents’ human remains.

Contact Westminster Council and complain about Rayner deliberately contaminating public places.

The odious straggly bearded slug lauds this as a “celebration”, while metropolitan Islington cunts comment of this “lovely gesture”. I wonder how “lovely” they’d find it if he scattered human remains in THEIR homes, all over the floors and kitchen seats.

The worst bit is the high-handed hypocrisy of the arrogant, self-important fuckwit. I mean, what actually does he DO apart from eat and complain? This is the hallmark of a truly decadent society when some fat tub of lard is “famous” for eating lunch. This cunt adds nothing to society, apart from his being an arrogant, pompous cunt. If I had my way, I’d have him dipped in beaten egg, 20kg of garlic/parsley butter rammed up his arse, rolled in his parents remaining ashes and turned on a spit, RAYNER KIEV a la mode, served on a bed of rocket (fuel) and garnished with remainer tears.

He is a cunt, his mother was an annoying busybody and hopefully he will fuck off into the great void, but not before being PROSECUTED for contaminating a public eating place. Anyone who doesn’t agree is a cunt, because I, the Imam of All Cunts, decrees it.

Nominated by Sheikh Anvakh